History Funny / AtlantisTheLostEmpire

* A minor example, but during the expedition in the underground cavern Milo nearly leads the group to danger with a giant monster because he read the map in the journal upside down, to which he grins embarrassedly at while pointing to the right direction. The crew is completely unamused at Milo's blunder, but Mole's reaction is the icing on the cake as he glares at Milo while angrily breathing.

** "Gasp! What have you done? England must never merge with France!"

--> '''Milo:''' I'm your man, Mr. Whitmore! You will not regret this! Why, I'm so excited I-I-I can't even [[TemptingFate hold it in]]!" (GilliganCut of Milo getting sea sick out at sea)

** Mr. Harcourt, when he's locked out of every room, [[NobodyHerebutUsStatues hides being a plant]]. Milo moves the plants leaves aside and Harcourt gives a big sheepish grin, then opens his umbrella and knocks Milo aside, giving a little smirk before running for his car.

--> '''Whitmore:''' What happened to Helga?
--> '''Cookie:''' We all went after when a zeppelin came down on her and--(''Packard whacks him on the head with her parasol'') Uh, missing.
-->'''Whitmore:''' And Rourke?
--> '''Sweet:''' Nervous breakdown. You could say [[ExactWords he went to pieces]].
--> '''Cookie:''' In fact, you could say he was trans-mogri-fied, and then busted into a zillion... (''notices Ms. Packard raising her parasol'') He's missing too.

-->'''Sweet:''' Lord, give me strength.

*** It's the [[https://i.imgur.com/iLGLnYG.gif gleeful look on Vinny's face]] that seals the deal.
*** In the same scene, Milo is so fixated on the pillar's beauty that he doesn't notice Vinny very obviously setting up explosives until literally the moment the thing goes up.

*** The Spanish dub changed it to "Zona de carga" (Loading Zone), and Packard mentions that someone rearranged the R leter. It's never said outright, but it's easy to assume they changed the sign to "Zona de cagar" (Shitting zone).

* The [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/2/2b/Whitmore01.jpg photo]] of Preston Whitmore and Thaddeus Thatch immediately post-kiss. They're both recoiling and spitting in disgust, and it looks hilarious. [[TheBet And it's Whitmore's fault.]]

--->'''Vinny''': My family owned a flower shop. We would sell roses, carnations, baby's breath, you name it. One day, I'm making about three dozen corsages for this prom, you know, the one they put on the wrist, and everybody, they come. ''"Where is it?"'', ''"When is it?"'', ''"Does it match my dress?"'' It's a nightmare. Anyway, I guess there was this leak next door of gas or what. BOOM! No more Chinese laundry. Blew me right through the front window. It was like a sign from ''God''. I found myself that boom.

-->'''Milo''':'Course I can drive a truck. Sure, you got your steering and your gas and your brake and, of course, this [[BuffySpeak metal, uh, looking... thing]]. Okay, so it was a bumper car at Coney Island, but it's the same basic principle.

* The [[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/2/2b/Whitmore01.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20170704231849 photo]] of Preston Whitmore and Thaddeus Thatch immediately post-kiss. They're both recoiling and spitting in disgust, and it looks hilarious. [[TheBet And it's Whitmore's fault.]]

* The [[http://caps.pictures/200/1-atlantis-1080p/full/atlantis-disneyscreencaps.com-1316.jpg photo]] of Preston Whitmore and Thaddeus Thatch immediately post-kiss. They're both recoiling and spitting in disgust, and it looks hilarious. [[TheBet And it's Whitmore's fault.]]

** Vinny's advice during the final battle: "Don't get shot!"

** And then there's when he tricks Milo into thinking he drank nitroglycerin. "Don't move, don't breathe, don't do anything...except pray." "BOOM!" Then Mole and Vinny walk away and laugh, but Milo [[DudeNotFunny clearly didn't think it was funny]].
** The roadblock convo.
--->'''Rourke''': Looks like we have a little roadblock. Vinny, what do you think?
--->'''Vinny''': I could un-roadblock that if I had about two hundred of these ''(points at dynamite)''. Problem is, I only got about ''(counts on fingers)'' ten. Plus, you know, five of my own and couple of cherrybombs...roadflare. [[BrickJoke Hey, too bad we don't have some nitroglycerin, eh, Milo]]?" (Milo scowls at him, and Mole laughs at this.)

** This exchange when Rourke is taking Crystal!Kida away from Atlantis, causing the water to dry up and the Atlantean crystals to lose their glow.
--->'''Milo:''' We can't let him do this!
--->'''Vinny:''' ''(holds Milo back)'' Wait a second!
--->''[Rourke presses a detonator. Everybody dives for cover as the bridge explodes into splinters, leaving the crew trapped on the island with a gaping chasm between them and Rourke]''
--->'''Vinny:''' ...[[MoodWhiplash Okay, now you can go]].
** Vinny talks about how he decided he wanted to became a demolitions expert:
--->'''Vinny''': Well, as far as me goes, I just like to blow things up.
--->'''Dr. Sweet''': ''(lifts up Vinny's sleep mask)'' Come on, Vinny. Tell the kid the truth.
--->'''Vinny''': My family owned a flower shop. We would sell roses, carnations, baby's breath, you name it. One day, I'm making about three dozen corsages for this prom, you know, the one they put on the wrist, and everybody, they come. ''"Where is it?"'', ''"When is it?"'', ''"Does it match my dress?"'' It's a nightmare. Anyway, I guess there was this leak next door of gas or what. BOOM! No more Chinese laundry. Blew me right through the front window. It was like a sign from ''God''. I found myself that boom.

** Also funny, is that as a trained linguist he should have known the correct wording was "Pretty ''well''". He's so [[DistractedByTheSexy distracted by Kida]] that he forgot ''grammar''.
** Actually, as a trained linguist, he would have known it doesn't matter.

-->'''Audrey''': (eye roll) Geeze, I used to take lunch money from guys like this. (Vinny chuckles)

-->'''Audrey''': ''(Gives Mole her tray)'' Knock yourself out...

-->''(Nobody wants to eat any more)''

-->'''Ms. Packard''': ''(stubbing out her cigarette on her food)'' Thank God I lost my sense of taste years ago.
-->''(Almost everybody dumps their food into the campfire, which causes a small explosion, [[EverythingMakesAMushroom complete with mushroom cloud]]. [[FunnyBackgroundEvent And Mole is seen licking his tray clean all the while]])''

-->"Trust me on this: [[YouDontWantToKnow you don't wanna know]]. Audrey, don't tell him. You shouldn't've told ''me'', but you did, and now I'm telling you, you don't wanna know!"

''(Collective groans from main characters. Rourke drops the match when it burns to his fingers)''\\
'''Cookie:''' Dang blasted bugs done bit me on mah sit-upon! Someone's gonna have to suck out this poison! Now don't everybody jump up at once.
** The gif of Rourke doing his above line has become insane popular on Tumblr for massive insanities that plague it; since the site is primarily image based rather than sound, this makes it all the funnier.

--->'''Sweet''' (''clapping''): Oh, I ''like'' her!\\

--> '''Helga:''' [[SarcasmMode I came down the chimney. Ho ho ho.]]

'''Sweet:''' Really? I have family up that way.

** Mr.Harcourt, when he's locked out of every room, [[NobodyHerebutUsStatues hides being a plant]]. Milo moves the plants leaves aside and Harcourt gives a big sheepish grin, then opens his umbrella and knocks Milo asid, giving a little smirk before running for his car.

* collective groans from main characters. Rourke drops the match when it burns to his fingers.*\\

-->''-Nobody wants to eat any more-''

-->''(Almost everybody dumps their food into the campfire, which causes a small explosion, [[EverythingMakesAMushroom complete with mushroom cloud]]. [[FunnyBackgroundEvent And Mole is seen licking his tray clean all the while]]''

** The caravan is temporarily halted by a ''colossal'' pillar next to a chasm. Milo and Vinnie examine the pillar - for different reasons.

*** In the same scene, Milo is so fixated on the pillar's beauty that he doesn't notice Vinnie very obviously setting up explosives until literally the moment the thing goes up.

-->'''Audrey''': ''[Gives Mole her tray]'' Knock yourself out...

-->'''Ms. Packard''', ''stubbing out her cigarette on her food'': Thank God I lost my sense of taste years ago.
-->''-Almost everybody dumps their food into the campfire, which causes a small explosion, complete with mushroom cloud. And Mole is seen licking his tray clean all the while.-''

** When asked if they saw anything, Vinnie says all they saw were "[[BlatantLies Lot of rocks. And little fish. Sponges.]]" Whilst Whitmore holds a picture of the exciting climatic fight.

* Post-mass slide into darkness:

* collective groans from main characters*\\

** Shortly after, [[spoiler: Rourke shoots the knife out of her hand]] and Kida kicks a downed mook as though reminding him "Consider yourself lucky, punk".

** Following this, Mole plucks some of the dirt from beneath Milo's fingernail, analyzes it under the microscope lenses attached to his head gear, sniffs and [[FingertipDrugAnalysis tastes it]]... and from this, [[BatDeduction successfully identifies not only that Milo is a cartographer and linguist, but he also has a short-haired Persian cat that was the third of a litter of seven.]]

** The name of one of the board members is Mr. [[UnfortunateNames Hickenbottom]].

* A FreezeFrameBonus: Right before Cookie argues with Helga, a quick look at his wagon shows the writing "TODAY'S SPECIAL: SHUT UP AN' EAT!"

** Following this, Mole plucks some of the dirt from beneath Milo's fingernail, analyzes it under the microscope lenses attached to his head gear, sniffs and [[FingertipDrugAnalysis tastes it]]... and from this, [[BatDeduction successfully identifies not only that Milo is a cartographer and linguist, but he also has a Persian cat from a litter of six.]]

** Following this, Mole plucks some of the dirt from beneath Milo's fingernail, analyzes it under the microscope lenses attached to his head gear, sniffs and [[FingertipDrugAnalysis tastes it]]... and from this, [[BatDeduction successfully identifies Milo as a cartographer and linguist]].