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* The druid Psychiatrix ([[PunnyName of course]]) goes to the little village to see what's up with Getafix, who has previously taken an inadvertent menhir to the head and [[StupidityInducingAttack come over a bit dopey as a result]]. Psychiatrix asks Asterix and Obelix what exactly happened to Getafix. Before Asterix can get a word in, Obelix demonstrates by flattening Psychatrix with a menhir, resulting in ''two'' dimwitted druids, much to Asterix's visible frustration.
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* Caesar tires of the {{Windbag Politician}}s he's surrounded by in the Senate, so news from the army, even bad news, is a welcome reprieve from the topic of ''Brassica Oleracea Capitata''[[note]]common cabbage[[/note]]. Caesar's temper is [[HairTriggerTemper already short]], so when he in turn is interrupted by TheBore...
-->'''Caesar:''' I am not afraid to hear Legate Wolfgangamadeus speak in public! Let him in!\\
'''Senator Monotonus:''' But the ''Brassica Oleracea Capitata''...\\
'''Caesar:''' Oh, '''stuff your ''Brassica Oleracea Capitata'''''!\\
'''Speaker of the Senate:''' (''under his breath to a scribe'') Delete that last culinary expletive of Caesar's. It wouldn't go down too well as a classical quotation.
-->'''Caesar:''' I am not afraid to hear Legate Wolfgangamadeus speak in public! Let him in!\\
'''Senator Monotonus:''' But the ''Brassica Oleracea Capitata''...\\
'''Caesar:''' Oh, '''stuff your ''Brassica Oleracea Capitata'''''!\\
'''Speaker of the Senate:''' (''under his breath to a scribe'') Delete that last culinary expletive of Caesar's. It wouldn't go down too well as a classical quotation.
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-->'''Caesar:''' [[DramaticIrony And do put away that dagger, you idiot, you'll do yourself an injury!]]
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-->'''Veriambitius:''' [[BorrowedCatchphrase These Romans are crazy!]] I ask you! You fight people, you massacre them, you invade and occupy their territory, and then they turn against you for no reason at all!
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-->'''Veriambitius:''' [[BorrowedCatchphrase These Romans are crazy!]] I ask you! You fight people, you massacre them, you invade and occupy their territory, and then they turn against you [[MoralMyopia for no reason at all!all!]]
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**Even better, these unfortunate legionaries all end up [[HangoverSensitivity suffering the consequences of their drunkenness]], which is a shame because, when their LargeHam [[DrillSergeantNasty commanding officer]] gives them a good chewing out, he's yelling at them.
-->'''Legionary:''' "Let me be eaten, but stop screaming! Make him stop!"
-->'''Legionary:''' "Let me be eaten, but stop screaming! Make him stop!"
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* When the captain reaches the construction site with a single piece of rock small enough to hold in one hand, he claims the quarries are tapped out and that he still wants travel expenses. Asterix immediately suspects treachery, but he decides to let someone else handle the interrogation. Someone... very persuasive:
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* When the captain reaches the construction site with a single piece of rock small enough to hold in one hand, he claims the quarries are tapped out and that he still wants travel expenses. Asterix immediately suspects treachery, but he decides to let someone else handle the interrogation. Someone... [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique very persuasive:persuasive:]]
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* The "Tower of Londinium" scene. Obelix and Dipsomaniax escape their cell on the top floor and fight their way to the bottom of the tower. Seconds later, Asterix and Anticlimax enter the tower through the other entrance and fight their way to the top, calling for Obelix. Obelix hears them, and fights his way back up the tower as Asterix fights his way back down, until they ''finally'' meet in the middle. This is made doubly funny in the animated version when Obelix' descent involves knocking a legionary into a wall to create a legionary-shaped indentation, and then Asterix' ascent involves converting the indentation into a [[ImpactSilhouette legionary-shaped hole.]]
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* The "Tower of Londinium" scene. Obelix and Dipsomaniax escape their cell on the top floor and fight their way to the bottom of the tower. Seconds later, Asterix and Anticlimax enter the tower through the other entrance and fight their way to the top, calling for Obelix. Obelix hears them, and fights his way back up the tower as Asterix fights his way back down, until they ''finally'' meet in the middle. This is made doubly funny in the [[WesternAnimation/AsterixInBritain animated version adaptation]] when Obelix' descent involves knocking a legionary into a wall to create a legionary-shaped indentation, and then Asterix' ascent involves converting the indentation into a [[ImpactSilhouette legionary-shaped hole.]]
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* When Asterix, Obelix, Getafix, and Vitalstatistix hold a meeting to discuss on how to rile up the recently-pacified villagers, Asterix gets an idea that involves [[DreadfulMusician Cacofonix]]. Vitalstatistix ''immediately'' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck dreads the idea with resignation]] before Asterix even starts explaining it, let alone execute it.
* When Asterix, Obelix, Getafix, and Vitalstatistix hold a meeting to discuss on how to rile up the recently-pacified villagers, Asterix gets an idea that involves [[DreadfulMusician Cacofonix]]. Vitalstatistix ''immediately'' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck dreads the idea with resignation]] before Asterix even starts explaining it, let alone execute it.
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* The opening scene has Vitalstatistix suffering from liver problems, and everyone proving it by poking him in his increasingly sore liver.
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* The opening scene has Vitalstatistix suffering from liver problems, and everyone proving it by poking him in his increasingly sore liver. Including Dogmatix, who decides to jump on the chief's belly when Obelix calls him over.
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* The absolute stretch that had to be made for the English translation when the native merchants meet at Wineandspiritix's shop - in the French original, the whole scene is a very regional joke about the dialect used by the Arvenians, but this would make absolutely no sense for anyone outside of France, so there's a half-assed joke about a slammed door and "bangers", since the young Gaul just entering was carrying a link of sausages... which ''still'' doesn't work, because "bangers" is a UK-exclusive word for sausages, not anywhere else.
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* Knowing they can't just beat up the civilian Romans living in the Mansion, since they're really only pawns in Caesar's scheme, Asterix and Obelix come up with an alternative; they set up Cacafonix with an apartment of his own in the building, telling him it's so he can be around civilized people who'll appreciate his "music". One night of hearing the bard practice is enough to clear out the whole building. That would have been the end of the scheme, had Squareonthehypothenus not been so stubborn and had the local Roman garrisson move in until new tenants could be found.
** Asterix and Obelix barely make it out to the Mansions lawn before bursting out in laughter after getting Cacafonix settled, knowing the Romans are in for a rough night.
--> '''Asterix''': *almost crying with laughter* We really are laying it on a bit thick!
--> '''Obelix''': *laughing just as hard* I almost feel sorry for those Romans!
** There's no vacancies at the Mansion at first, so Asterix and Obelix decide to get one of them to leave by having Obelix act like a froth-mouthed madman whenever the Romans visit the village, then later pretend Asterix lost track of him. Said Roman is the same guy who didn't even ''want'' to move to Gaul in the first place, but he won the first Mansion apartment at a Colosseum lottery and was told he'd be fed to the lions if he didn't accept his "prize".
* The Gauls get an early preview of what gentrification will be like 2000 years later once Roman money starts flowing into the village; almost all the shops start selling either fish or "antiquities" because those are the items most in demand, and the Roman visitors try to buy everything that's not nailed down, including Obelix's menhirs, Vitalstatistix shield and Getafix's cauldron.
** Asterix and Obelix barely make it out to the Mansions lawn before bursting out in laughter after getting Cacafonix settled, knowing the Romans are in for a rough night.
--> '''Asterix''': *almost crying with laughter* We really are laying it on a bit thick!
--> '''Obelix''': *laughing just as hard* I almost feel sorry for those Romans!
** There's no vacancies at the Mansion at first, so Asterix and Obelix decide to get one of them to leave by having Obelix act like a froth-mouthed madman whenever the Romans visit the village, then later pretend Asterix lost track of him. Said Roman is the same guy who didn't even ''want'' to move to Gaul in the first place, but he won the first Mansion apartment at a Colosseum lottery and was told he'd be fed to the lions if he didn't accept his "prize".
* The Gauls get an early preview of what gentrification will be like 2000 years later once Roman money starts flowing into the village; almost all the shops start selling either fish or "antiquities" because those are the items most in demand, and the Roman visitors try to buy everything that's not nailed down, including Obelix's menhirs, Vitalstatistix shield and Getafix's cauldron.
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* Vitalstatix promises his brother in law a stew flavored... With ''Caesar's laurel wreath''. And sends Asterix and Obelix to collect it. In his defense, [[LiquidCourage he]] ''[[LiquidCourage was]]'' [[LiquidCourage drunk]]...
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* Vitalstatix promises his brother in law Homeopatix a stew flavored... With ''Caesar's laurel wreath''. And sends Asterix and Obelix to collect it. In his defense, [[LiquidCourage he]] ''[[LiquidCourage was]]'' [[LiquidCourage drunk]]...drunk]]...
** Obelix, who got just as drunk, happily agreed to the mission.
--> '''Obelix''': ZIGACTLY!! (a drunken "exactly")
--> '''Vitalstatistix''': Come into my arms, Obelix!
* The ForeignQueasine served at Homeopatix's house. It might be expensive, to show off his wealth, but "cow's hoof mold" and "beaver tails in strawberry sauce" really doesn't sound very appetizing. At least the wine is good...
** Obelix, who got just as drunk, happily agreed to the mission.
--> '''Obelix''': ZIGACTLY!! (a drunken "exactly")
--> '''Vitalstatistix''': Come into my arms, Obelix!
* The ForeignQueasine served at Homeopatix's house. It might be expensive, to show off his wealth, but "cow's hoof mold" and "beaver tails in strawberry sauce" really doesn't sound very appetizing. At least the wine is good...
** Before they're led to the arena, Obelix asks the guard for some oil to rub on himself to look good, like the gladiators do. The guard says that mustard would probably be more helpful for his job.
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* The note at the end, revealing that the HideousHangoverCure Asterix and Obelix came up with for Humerus's family would go on to hasten the fall of the Roman Empire, as the lack of hangovers would encourage the Romans to drink and feast even more with no consequences.
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despite what you've been taught, slavery was the norm back then
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--> '''Obelix''': Foul! Unsporting!
--> '''Dogmatix''': ''[barks angrily]''
--> '''Edifis''': I can't believe it, one look at you, and they sank their own ship!
--> '''Asterix''': Oh, we're old friends! We've often gone sailing together.
--> '''Dogmatix''': ''[barks angrily]''
--> '''Edifis''': I can't believe it, one look at you, and they sank their own ship!
--> '''Asterix''': Oh, we're old friends! We've often gone sailing together.
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--> '''Obelix''': Foul! Unsporting!
-->Unsporting!\\
'''Dogmatix''': ''[barksangrily]''
-->angrily]''\\
'''Edifis''': I can't believe it, one look at you, and they sank their ownship!
-->ship!\\
'''Asterix''': Oh, we're old friends! We've often gone sailing together.
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'''Dogmatix''': ''[barks
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'''Edifis''': I can't believe it, one look at you, and they sank their own
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'''Asterix''': Oh, we're old friends! We've often gone sailing together.
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-->'''Nebulus Nimbus''': (''while looking at what looks like a hedge'') '''[[NoIndoorVoice EXCELLENT, BY MARS AND JUNO! NOW WHO DARES SAY THE ART OF CAMOUFLAGE IS DYING OUT IN THE ROMAN ARMY?!]]'''
-->'''Felonius Caucus''': Er... Nebulus Nimbus... that's the garden hedge... the camouflage detachment... (''points to a group of legionaries [[EpicFail wearing a few twigs]]'') is over there![[note]] Their pathetic disguise was a failed ploy to get out of having to capture Getafix; they finally leave the camp in much more convincing disguises.[[/note]]
-->'''Felonius Caucus''': Er... Nebulus Nimbus... that's the garden hedge... the camouflage detachment... (''points to a group of legionaries [[EpicFail wearing a few twigs]]'') is over there![[note]] Their pathetic disguise was a failed ploy to get out of having to capture Getafix; they finally leave the camp in much more convincing disguises.[[/note]]
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-->'''Nebulus Nimbus''': (''while looking at what looks like a hedge'') '''[[NoIndoorVoice EXCELLENT, BY MARS AND JUNO! NOW WHO DARES SAY THE ART OF CAMOUFLAGE IS DYING OUT IN THE ROMAN ARMY?!]]'''
-->'''FeloniusARMY?!]]'''\\
'''Felonius Caucus''': Er... Nebulus Nimbus... that's the garden hedge... the camouflage detachment... (''points to a group of legionaries [[EpicFail wearing a few twigs]]'') is over there![[note]] Their pathetic disguise was a failed ploy to get out of having to capture Getafix; they finally leave the camp in much more convincing disguises.[[/note]]
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'''Felonius Caucus''': Er... Nebulus Nimbus... that's the garden hedge... the camouflage detachment... (''points to a group of legionaries [[EpicFail wearing a few twigs]]'') is over there![[note]] Their pathetic disguise was a failed ploy to get out of having to capture Getafix; they finally leave the camp in much more convincing disguises.[[/note]]
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* The Britons still have their iconic tea break, not letting silly details like "tea leaves not existing in Europe yet" stop them (tea drinking has existed for a ''very'' long time, but only in Asia). Instead, they're just straight up drinking cups of hot water, with a spot of milk in it depending on taste, much to the confusion of the Romans, who sees it as a barbaric custom. During the climax, after the loss of the potion barrel, Asterix uses the strange herbs Getafix gave him before they left the village to brew a substitute, which, sure enough, turns out to be tea leaves, giving the Britons access to tea about 1600 years ahead of schedule.
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* The Britons still have their iconic tea break, not letting silly details like "tea leaves not existing in Europe yet" stop them (tea drinking has existed for a ''very'' long time, but only in Asia).Asia, where it grows naturally). Instead, they're just straight up drinking cups of hot water, with a spot of milk in it depending on taste, much to the confusion of the Romans, who sees it as a barbaric custom. During the climax, after the loss of the potion barrel, Asterix uses the strange herbs Getafix gave him before they left the village to brew a substitute, which, sure enough, turns out to be tea leaves, giving the Britons access to tea about 1600 years ahead of schedule.
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--> '''Asterix''': You're in love, Obelix!
--> '''Getafix''': Whether Dogmatix likes it or not! ''[pets a very unimpressed Dogmatix]''
--> '''Dogmatix''': Huh! ''[turns up his nose]''
--> '''Getafix''': Whether Dogmatix likes it or not! ''[pets a very unimpressed Dogmatix]''
--> '''Dogmatix''': Huh! ''[turns up his nose]''
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--> '''Asterix''': You're in love, Obelix!
-->Obelix!\\
'''Getafix''': Whether Dogmatix likes it or not! ''[pets a very unimpressedDogmatix]''
-->Dogmatix]''\\
'''Dogmatix''': Huh! ''[turns up his nose]''
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'''Getafix''': Whether Dogmatix likes it or not! ''[pets a very unimpressed
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'''Dogmatix''': Huh! ''[turns up his nose]''
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-->'''Cook:''' Funny... [[TemptingFate the patients seem rather quiet.]]
-->''(he walks through into the dining room, then wanders back in, beaten up and with a cauldron stuck to his head)''
-->'''Cook:''' I don't know what came over them! When I took the boiled vegetables in they started acting like madmen! Two or three of them even bit me!
-->''(he walks through into the dining room, then wanders back in, beaten up and with a cauldron stuck to his head)''
-->'''Cook:''' I don't know what came over them! When I took the boiled vegetables in they started acting like madmen! Two or three of them even bit me!
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-->'''Cook:''' Funny... [[TemptingFate the patients seem rather quiet.]]
-->''(he]]\\
''(he walks through into the dining room, then wanders back in, beaten up and with a cauldron stuck to hishead)''
-->'''Cook:'''head)''\\
'''Cook:''' I don't know what came over them! When I took the boiled vegetables in they started acting like madmen! Two or three of them even bit me!
-->''(he
''(he walks through into the dining room, then wanders back in, beaten up and with a cauldron stuck to his
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'''Cook:''' I don't know what came over them! When I took the boiled vegetables in they started acting like madmen! Two or three of them even bit me!
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-->'''Legionary 1:''' ''(terrified)'' They've got elephants!
-->'''Legionary 2:''' No you idiot, they're just singing!
-->'''Legionary 3:''' When I was stationed in Gaul, I knew a bard who sang like that...
-->'''Legionary 2:''' No you idiot, they're just singing!
-->'''Legionary 3:''' When I was stationed in Gaul, I knew a bard who sang like that...
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-->'''Legionary 1:''' ''(terrified)'' They've got elephants!
-->'''Legionaryelephants!\\
'''Legionary 2:''' No you idiot, they're justsinging!
-->'''Legionarysinging!\\
'''Legionary 3:''' When I was stationed in Gaul, I knew a bard who sang like that...
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'''Legionary 2:''' No you idiot, they're just
-->'''Legionary
'''Legionary 3:''' When I was stationed in Gaul, I knew a bard who sang like that...
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-->'''Obelix:''' Oh, look, I've still got one of those acorns left!
-->'''Asterix:''' '''NO! OBELIX, DON'T THROW IT AWAY!'''
-->''[next panel shows the three of them sitting at the table...at the top of a tree that has grown out through the roof of the hut!]''
-->'''Asterix:''' '''AND NOW YOU CAN UPROOT THIS ONE FOR ME!'''
-->'''Obelix:''' Dogmatix wouldn't like that... We'd better move house. I say, you're right, oak trees do grow fast!
-->'''Asterix:''' '''NO! OBELIX, DON'T THROW IT AWAY!'''
-->''[next panel shows the three of them sitting at the table...at the top of a tree that has grown out through the roof of the hut!]''
-->'''Asterix:''' '''AND NOW YOU CAN UPROOT THIS ONE FOR ME!'''
-->'''Obelix:''' Dogmatix wouldn't like that... We'd better move house. I say, you're right, oak trees do grow fast!
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-->'''Obelix:''' Oh, look, I've still got one of those acorns left!
-->'''Asterix:'''left!\\
'''Asterix:''' '''NO! OBELIX, DON'T THROW ITAWAY!'''
-->''[nextAWAY!'''\\
''[next panel shows the three of them sitting at the table...at the top of a tree that has grown out through the roof of thehut!]''
-->'''Asterix:'''hut!]''\\
'''Asterix:''' '''AND NOW YOU CAN UPROOT THIS ONE FORME!'''
-->'''Obelix:'''ME!'''\\
'''Obelix:''' Dogmatix wouldn't like that... We'd better move house. I say, you're right, oak trees do grow fast!
-->'''Asterix:'''
'''Asterix:''' '''NO! OBELIX, DON'T THROW IT
-->''[next
''[next panel shows the three of them sitting at the table...at the top of a tree that has grown out through the roof of the
-->'''Asterix:'''
'''Asterix:''' '''AND NOW YOU CAN UPROOT THIS ONE FOR
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'''Obelix:''' Dogmatix wouldn't like that... We'd better move house. I say, you're right, oak trees do grow fast!
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** The slave masters are surprised at the increase in productivity and enthusiasm from the slaves when they're paid a decent wage and treated properly, making them think that this might revolutionize slavery, not realizing they just reinvented normal labor.
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** The slave masters are surprised at the increase in productivity and enthusiasm from the slaves when they're paid a decent wage and treated properly, making them think that this might revolutionize slavery, not realizing they just reinvented normal labor.
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-->'''Redbeard''': And you mean what you said? After this, you'll give us the ship and freedom?
-->'''Praefect''': What could make you doubt my good faith? (''Redbeard gives a blank stare [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall to the reader]]'')
-->'''Praefect''': What could make you doubt my good faith? (''Redbeard gives a blank stare [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall to the reader]]'')
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-->'''Redbeard''': And you mean what you said? After this, you'll give us the ship and freedom?
-->'''Praefect''':freedom?\\
'''Praefect''': What could make you doubt my good faith? (''Redbeard gives a blank stare [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall to the reader]]'')
-->'''Praefect''':
'''Praefect''': What could make you doubt my good faith? (''Redbeard gives a blank stare [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall to the reader]]'')
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-->'''Asterix: Obelix is friends with me again!'''
-->'''Getafix:''' ?
-->'''Getafix:''' ?
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-->'''Asterix: Obelix is friends with me again!'''
-->'''Getafix:'''again!'''\\
'''Getafix:''' ?
-->'''Getafix:'''
'''Getafix:''' ?
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* When Belgians and the three Gauls first met, the latter attack a roman Roman camp to make a demonstration to Belgians. The legionary at the entrance, Claudius Pseudonymus, get knocked and fall in front of the Belgian audience. When the Gauls come back and argue with Belgians about how this was easy or not, [[https://scontent-cdt1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.18172-8/17621732_1425955687477971_2480929205411678246_o.jpg?_nc_cat=105&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=cdbe9c&_nc_ohc=6Z5C1L5yAzYAX9Jc46v&_nc_ht=scontent-cdt1-1.xx&oh=00_AT-FR3oirRzbcrHmI8evdG8nVHDsvzDO8pL9gWmo5bHqMA&oe=6269A125 Claudius start to act as a commentator]], supporting the Gauls. He assures he's right there with Vitalstatistix, or emphasize with a "Hear!" when Vitalstatistix suggest to destroy another roman camp. The Belgians and Gauls make up, and start presentations, leading Claudius to decline his own identity, including his enroll number. Then everyone leave for the Belgian village, prompting Claudius to wave goodbye: "Ave, see you next time!". Astérix jumps and turn to him with a puzzled look. You realize then that nobody, but him, have noticed Claudius nor his interventions since the very beginning.
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-->'''Roman 1''': Big Gauls have little Gauls upon their backs to bite 'em.
-->'''Roman 2''': Or us! And little Gauls have lesser Gauls...
-->'''Roman 3''': And so ad infinitum!
-->'''Roman 4''': Shut up and keep going!
-->'''Roman 2''': Or us! And little Gauls have lesser Gauls...
-->'''Roman 3''': And so ad infinitum!
-->'''Roman 4''': Shut up and keep going!
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-->'''Roman 1''': Big Gauls have little Gauls upon their backs to bite 'em.
-->'''Roman'em.\\
'''Roman 2''': Or us! And little Gauls have lesserGauls...
-->'''RomanGauls...\\
'''Roman 3''': And so adinfinitum!
-->'''Romaninfinitum!\\
'''Roman 4''': Shut up and keep going!
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'''Roman 2''': Or us! And little Gauls have lesser
-->'''Roman
'''Roman 3''': And so ad
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-->'''Legionary 1''': If women can join the legions now, what use are we going to be?
-->'''Legionary 2''': I could tell you! I wouldn't even mind being a domesticus in that camp!
-->'''Legionary 2''': I could tell you! I wouldn't even mind being a domesticus in that camp!
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-->'''Legionary 1''': If women can join the legions now, what use are we going to be?
-->'''Legionarybe?\\
'''Legionary 2''': I could tell you! I wouldn't even mind being a domesticus in that camp!
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'''Legionary 2''': I could tell you! I wouldn't even mind being a domesticus in that camp!
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** And of course, Vitalstatistix insists at stopping at every good inn on the way there, gorging on rich food and wine until he's in even worse shape than when he left the village, to the point that Asterix and Obelix have to carry him the last few miles.
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* The "sophisticated shower system" used as part of the spa treatment, which is just a guy with a bucket throwing water at the patient.
* While at the spa, Obelix decides to go for a swim in one of the pools, promptly sending all the water out, leaving him, Vitalstatistix and three other guests sitting in an empty hole.
* While at the spa, Obelix decides to go for a swim in one of the pools, promptly sending all the water out, leaving him, Vitalstatistix and three other guests sitting in an empty hole.
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** And then when Metric gets a taste of Magic Potion and pulls a jailbreak, the guard is more annoyed than anything.
-->'''Gothic Guard:''' Here we go again! They ought to replace that door with a curtain!
-->'''Gothic Guard:''' Here we go again! They ought to replace that door with a curtain!
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* The trail leads the two into a dark forest reportedly full of wolves and bandits. Asterix and Obelix make a wager over which one they'll run into first; wolves or bandits. They soon spot a man chased into a tree by a pack of wolves. After chasing the wolves off, the Gauls ask who the man is, and he replies, bashfully kicking his feet, "I'm a bandit..." Obelix is more annoyed that the bandit didn't show up sooner. "Then I'd have won my bet!"
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* While the Romans have been using their new siege engines to pelt the Gaulish village with boulders, Obelix decides to return fire by throwing a menhir at the Romans with his own SuperStrength. Much to Obelix's displeasure, Dogmatix immediately runs off to GoFetch the menhir and slips under the village gate moments before the Roman legionaries break it down with a battering ram. The ram continues a few paces in the same direction before being stopped by Obelix's belly. Obelix, unfazed by this, proceeds to run around calling to Dogmatix as the legionaries continue to futilely push against him, all while the Gauls proceed with their magic potion-fueled counterassault.
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* While the Romans have been using their new siege engines to pelt the Gaulish village with boulders, Obelix decides to return fire by throwing a menhir at the Romans with his own SuperStrength. Much to Obelix's displeasure, Dogmatix immediately runs off to GoFetch the menhir and slips under the village gate moments before the Roman legionaries break it down with a battering ram. The ram continues a few paces in the same direction before being stopped by Obelix's impervious belly. Obelix, unfazed by this, proceeds to run around calling to Dogmatix as the legionaries continue to futilely push against him, all while the Gauls proceed with their magic potion-fueled counterassault.
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* The captain of the boat ferrying the stone for the palace has been bribed to "lose" it. He orders his workmen to throw the bricks into the Nile. One guy comments an owl, a person (both underlined), a symbol, and a feather (caption "'[[UsefulNotes/TheWestCountry Bain't no use argufyin' with he]]"). Another guy comments an owl laughing madly, a person tapping his head (both underlined by a wavy line), a symbol that has fallen apart, and a tattered feather (caption "Oi reckon gaffer be crazy").[[note]]The workers have a Marseilles accent in the French version.[[/note]]
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* The captain of the boat ferrying the stone for the palace has been bribed to "lose" it. He orders his workmen to throw the bricks into the Nile. One guy comments an owl, a person (both underlined), a symbol, and a feather (caption "'[[UsefulNotes/TheWestCountry Bain't no use argufyin' with he]]"). Another guy comments an owl laughing madly, a person tapping his head (both underlined by a wavy line), a symbol that has fallen apart, and a tattered feather (caption "Oi reckon gaffer be crazy").[[note]]The workers have a Marseilles Marseille accent in the French version.[[/note]]
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* While the Romans have been using its new siege engines to pelt the Gaulish village with boulders, Obelix decides to return fire by throwing a menhir at the Romans with his own SuperStrength. Much to Obelix's displeasure, Dogmatix immediately runs off to GoFetch the menhir and slips under the village gate moments before the Roman legionaries break it down with a battering ram. The ram continues a few paces in the same direction before being stopped by Obelix's belly. Obelix, unfazed by this, proceeds to run around calling to Dogmatix as the legionaries continue to futilely push against him, all while the Gauls proceed with their magic potion-fueled counterassault.
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* While the Romans have been using its their new siege engines to pelt the Gaulish village with boulders, Obelix decides to return fire by throwing a menhir at the Romans with his own SuperStrength. Much to Obelix's displeasure, Dogmatix immediately runs off to GoFetch the menhir and slips under the village gate moments before the Roman legionaries break it down with a battering ram. The ram continues a few paces in the same direction before being stopped by Obelix's belly. Obelix, unfazed by this, proceeds to run around calling to Dogmatix as the legionaries continue to futilely push against him, all while the Gauls proceed with their magic potion-fueled counterassault.
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* While the Romans have been using its new siege engines to pelt the Gaulish village with boulders, Obelix decides to return fire by throwing a menhir at the Romans with his own SuperStrength. Much to Obelix's pleasure, displeasure, Dogmatix immediately runs off to GoFetch the menhir and slips under the village gate moments before the Roman legionaries break it down with a battering ram. The ram continues a few paces in the same direction before being stopped by Obelix's belly. Obelix, unfazed by this, proceeds to run around calling to Dogmatix as the legionaries continue to futilely push against him, all while the Gauls proceed with their magic potion-fueled counterassault.
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'''Egganlettus'' ''(from atop the assault tower)'': REVERSE, YOU FOOL! REVERSE!
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* While the Romans have been using its new siege engines to pelt the Gaulish village with boulders, Obelix decides to return fire by throwing a menhir at the Romans with his own SuperStrength. Much to Obelix's pleasure, Dogmatix immediately runs off to GoFetch the menhir and slips under the village gate moments before the Roman legionaries break it down with a battering ram. The ram continues a few paces in the same direction before being stopped by Obelix's belly. Obelix, unfazed by this, proceeds to run around calling to Dogmatix as the legionaries continue to futilely push against him, all while the Gauls proceed with their magic potion-fueled counterassault.
-->'''Obelix:''' DOGMATIX! HERE!\\
'''One of the Legionaries:''' But we keep telling you he isn't here!\\
'''Egganlettus'' ''(from atop the assault tower)'': REVERSE, YOU FOOL! REVERSE!
-->'''Obelix:''' DOGMATIX! HERE!\\
'''One of the Legionaries:''' But we keep telling you he isn't here!\\
'''Egganlettus'' ''(from atop the assault tower)'': REVERSE, YOU FOOL! REVERSE!
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'''Crimus Bonus:''' True! ''(Drops the rock on Ginantonicus' foot)''
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--> '''Dogmatix''': *barks angrily*''[barks angrily]''
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* While looking for the missing barrel of secret potion, Asterix and Obelix, in accordance with the rules of comedy, storm the wrong house (Anticlimax takes a moment to wipe his feet on the doormat before entering), occupied by a stereotypically English gentleman and his wife, who is unperturbed by their entrance and the following noise, other than it putting him off reading his newspaper.
* While looking for the missing barrel of magic potion, Asterix and Obelix, in accordance with the rules of comedy, storm the wrong house (Anticlimax takes a moment to wipe his feet on the doormat before entering), occupied by a stereotypically English gentleman and his wife, who is unperturbed by their entrance and the following noise, other than it putting him off reading his newspaper.
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--> '''Getafix''': Wether Dogmatix likes it or not! *pets a very unimpressed Dogmatix*
--> '''Dogmatix''': Huh! *turns up his nose*
--> '''Dogmatix''': Huh! *turns up his nose*
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--> '''Getafix''': Wether Whether Dogmatix likes it or not! *pets ''[pets a very unimpressed Dogmatix*
Dogmatix]''
--> '''Dogmatix''': Huh!*turns ''[turns up his nose*nose]''
--> '''Dogmatix''': Huh!
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* The opening scene has Vitalstatistix suffering from liver problems, and everyone proving it by poking him in his increasingly sore liver.
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* The plot begins when Caesar wishes to remind the Gauls of his victory by demonstrating the shield of Vercingetorix, but Noxius Vapus can't find any sign of it.
-->'''Caesar:''' No commentary.
-->'''Caesar:''' No commentary.
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* In order to infiltrate the spa, Obelix pretends to have health problems. He goes "ow" unconvincingly as the druid treats him... until the druid says he'll need a strict diet. Then he ''really'' means it.
** Obelix soon gets so hungry he tries to take Dogmatix's bone. Dogmatix is... not amenable.
** Obelix soon gets so hungry he tries to take Dogmatix's bone. Dogmatix is... not amenable.
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* There's another RunningGag in the book where any time a character breaks down in tears someone (usually Obelix) will assume they're in love.
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* There's another RunningGag in the book where any time a character breaks down in tears someone (usually Obelix) will assume they're that character is in love.
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--> '''Obelix''': Foul! Unsporting!
--> '''Dogmatix''': *barks angrily*
--> '''Edifis''': I can't believe it, one look at you, and they sank their own ship!
--> '''Asterix''': Oh, we're old friends! We've often gone sailing together.
--> '''Dogmatix''': *barks angrily*
--> '''Edifis''': I can't believe it, one look at you, and they sank their own ship!
--> '''Asterix''': Oh, we're old friends! We've often gone sailing together.
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* During the heroes ship happens to come across the pirates. Realizing who is onboard, Redbeard decides to scuttle his own ship rather than try fighting the Gauls, since the result will just be the same, and they won't have to take a beating. Obelix and Dogmatix aren't pleased at being cheated out of a fight.
--> '''Pbelix''': Foul! Unsporting!
--> '''Dogmatix''': *barks angrily*
--> '''Pbelix''': Foul! Unsporting!
--> '''Dogmatix''': *barks angrily*
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--> '''Pbelix''': Foul! Unsporting!
--> '''Dogmatix''': *barks angrily*
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* During the heroes ship happens to come across the pirates. Realizing who is onboard, Redbeard decides to scuttle his own ship rather than try fighting the Gauls, since the result will just be the same, and they won't have to take a beating. Obelix and Dogmatix aren't pleased at being cheated out of a fight.
--> '''Pbelix''': Foul! Unsporting!
--> '''Dogmatix''': *barks angrily*
--> '''Pbelix''': Foul! Unsporting!
--> '''Dogmatix''': *barks angrily*
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* After seeing Obelix wander after Panacea in a lovestruck daze, both Getafix and Asterix quickly realizes what "sickness" is bothering Obelix, and burst into laughter.
--> '''Asterix''': You're in love, Obelix!
--> '''Getafix''': Wether Dogmatix likes it or not! *pets a very unimpressed Dogmatix*
--> '''Dogmatix''': Huh! *turns up his nose*
--> '''Asterix''': You're in love, Obelix!
--> '''Getafix''': Wether Dogmatix likes it or not! *pets a very unimpressed Dogmatix*
--> '''Dogmatix''': Huh! *turns up his nose*
