History Funny / ArrestedDevelopment

'''Gob:''' ''(looks to the couple, then to something in the newspaper)'' Well, they got the "Asian" right... "Hotties" might be a stretch... ''(shrugs)'' Well, let's start with the little one!

''(Michael gives George, Sr. a nonplussed look)''

-->'''Buster:''' ... That was 90% gravity.

* Gob has been reduced to using the family yacht as a temporary place of residence. Being LockedOutOfTheLoop, he only discovers that Michael is trying sell the yard when some prospective buyers, a married, middle-age couple of Asian-Americans, comes look it over:
-->''(the prospective buyers knocks on the door, Gob opens it dressed only in a bathrobe and with a newspaper in his hand; getting slightly confused, Gob looks to the couple, then looks to something in the newspaper)''\\
'''Gob:''' Well, they got the "Asian" right... "Hotties" might be a stretch... ''(he shrugs)'' Well, let's start with the little one!

* As Michael is riding his bike to work, when a mysterious man in a limo pulls up next to him:

''(Michael immediate jumps back on his bike and rides away)''

'''Michael''': Uh, just to be clear, "it looks like he's dead", or "he ''is'' dead"?\\

'''Maeby''': What a [SoundEffectBleep] doctor!

* The head of the Magician's Alliance calls Michael over to his limo:
-->'''Rollo:''' If you care about your brother, get in the car.\\
'''Michael:''' ... Which brother?\\
'''Rollo:''' ... Gob.\\
''(Michael jumps back on his bike and cycles off)''

* Barry trying to pick up a prostitute in his car:
-->'''Barry''': Hey, you're not one of those silly men that's dressed like a woman, are you?\\
'''Prostitute''': No, baby, I'm the real thing!\\
''(Barry quickly drives off)''

'''Lucille:''' ''(putting her most motherly smile)'' What can I say? I ''love'' the little dullard.\\

* "And I said: And that's why you're no longer president. 2 Weeks! Let's do it in 2 Weeks! HEY!!!! (Pennies drop)"

'''Michael:''' ''What?!'' The mere fact that you call making love "Pop-Pop" tells me you're ''not'' ready!

* In panic over having knocked Rita unconscious and then drugged her, the family hastily rearranges the "Welcome Rita" party to be a party for Michael instead. It leads to a line that only Creator/WillArnett could deliver:

* In panic over having knocked Rita unconscious and then drugged her, the family hastily rearranges the "Welcome Rita" party to be a party for Michael instead:

** When he brought home an especially buxom date, Buster stuffed balloons up his shirt and made fun of her.
** GOB told one date "If you like the small, wait'll you try the medium" while gesturing to himself.
** Lucille ''[[CrossesTheLineTwice handed cleaning gloves and a washbucket to a Hispanic woman Michael brought home]]''.

'''Maeby :''' ''(nonchalantly)'' All right. ''(leaves)''\\

'''Tobias:''' ...Oh, no, no, I don’t want this for Maeby either. No.

'''George Sr.:''' ''(sheeting with barely restrained anger)'' Neither can I.

''(Lindsay walks out with a big smile on her face)''\\

'''Michael:''' Oh, okay. Well, then, so, [[YouKeepUsingThatWord technically it's not really an "intervention"]]. It's a little bit more of an ''imposition'', if you think about it.\\

* Michael still don't remember who Ann is:

* Michael puts the two and two together that Gob haven't able to, and informs him that Steve Holt is his son:

* Lindsay mistaking George Michael's crush on his ethics teacher, Beth, for being a wish to fix her up with Michael with so she could fill the role of his mother. Much IncestSubtext ensues.

'''George Michael:''' ...You're my aunt.\\

* Michael explains to Lucille that George Sr. is in need of a "intimate" meeting at the prison.
-->'''Michael:''' You think I'm comfortable asking you to do this? I mean, he needs you, Mom.\\

Michael: About that...\\

'''Lucille:''' They ''don't'' want you.\\

* Mrs Featherbottom's (i.e. Tobias') attempt to give Maeby a "magical entrance" Mary Poppins-style by jumping off a landing into the living room holding an umbrella. [[RealityEnsues He crashes straight through the table and onto the floor below.]]

Michael: It was so stupid!\\

'''George Sr.:''' Got you to stop drinking, didn't it?

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'''Michael:''' He drove all the way up here to be with me. Wow. Well, I guess I'm, uh, I'm no better than-- ''(looks over his shoulder and sees Gob running away in blind panic) No'', I'm better.

'''Oscar:''' ''(presses his hands against the glass and looks Michael straight in the eyes)'' I understand. Your child comes first.\\

'''Gob:''' [[InsistentTerminology ''Illusion,'']] Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money. ''[Michael gestures to gasping nearby children]'' ... Or candy!