History Funny / ArrestedDevelopment

2nd Apr '17 9:17:33 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->''''Lucille:''' Michael, how would you like me to owe you a favor? I want you to bid on me at the charity auction this year.\\

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-->''''Lucille:''' -->'''Lucille:''' Michael, how would you like me to owe you a favor? I want you to bid on me at the charity auction this year.\\
2nd Apr '17 9:16:56 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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'''Michael:'''That's why people typically donít cook in these, or install them in attics.

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'''Michael:'''That's why people typically donít don't cook in these, or install them in attics.
2nd Apr '17 9:16:45 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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[[AC:Burning Love]]
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-->''''Lucille:''' Michael, how would you like me to owe you a favor? I want you to bid on me at the charity auction this year.\\
'''Michael:''' Okay, now I'd like to use up my favor and decline.
** Michael then later realizing that he does actually need that favor:
--->'''Michael:''' Hey, Mom, I need to borrow your country club card. There's a... ''friend'' I have that has lunch there often I'd like to run into.\\
'''Lucille:''' Sounds like youíre asking for a favor.\\
'''Michael:''' And I know what that's going to cost me. I'm willing to bid on you.\\
'''Lucille:''' I'll give you the money. Start at five grand. If there are other bidders, back off gracefully. Shout out, "I get her 364 days a year for free" or something.\\
'''Michael:''' You're not going to hear that phrase.
* Fried cheese... ''with '''club''' sauce!''
* George Sr. somehow getting the idea that you can use a hot tub to cook food.
-->'''Michael:''' What happened to you?\\
'''George:''' I tried to drink some of the water, and it was too hot and it tasted like soy sauce. I think the teriyaki chicken burst.\\
'''Michael:'''That's why people typically donít cook in these, or install them in attics.



* Fried cheese... ''with '''club''' sauce!''
2nd Apr '17 3:11:22 AM Shendu
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* Buster's attempts to get rid of the troublesome bird:
--->'''Buster:''' It's a bird!\\
'''Lucille:''' I know it's a bird! It'll fly out on its own!\\
'''Buster:''' It walked on my pillow!
* Lindsay tries to ask Lucille for money.
--->'''Lindsay:''' Hi mama, it's Linds.\\
'''Lucille:''' Get a job.
* Tobias' convincing of the school principal to let him direct the play.
--->'''Tobias:''' And you tell me youíve got some P.E. teacher directing? That just makes me want to puke all over your head, sir. Give me a chance to tell the Bardís tale, and I give you my word on humble knee, whence you shall not say it wasnít eíer to be.\\
'''Principal:''' Jerry, you cool with this?\\
'''Coach:''' (Indifferently) Sure, let the little fruit do it.\\
'''Tobias:''' Huzzah!
** And later on, his mistaking George Michael's crush on Maeby for a crush on Steve Holt.
--->'''Tobias: Methinks a Cupid I shall play...
* Wow, we're just breezing through nap time, aren't we?
2nd Apr '17 2:47:57 AM Shendu
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'''Tobias''': ''(checks sheet)'' Oh... Okay. I didnít, um... Well, letís give it a shot... '''Oh my God, we're having a ''FIRE''...''' sale. ''Oh, the burning! It burns me! Evacuate all of the school children! Aaaaah!''

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'''Tobias''': ''(checks sheet)'' Oh... Okay. I didnít, um... Well, letís give it a shot... '''Oh my God, we're having a ''FIRE''...''' sale. ''Oh, the burning! It burns me! Evacuate all of the school children! Aaaaah!''children!''
2nd Apr '17 2:45:08 AM Shendu
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'''Tobias''': ''(checks sheet)'' Oh... Okay. I didnít, um... Well, letís give it a shot... '''Oh my God, we're having a ''FIRE''...''' sale. ''Oh, the burning!''

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'''Tobias''': ''(checks sheet)'' Oh... Okay. I didnít, um... Well, letís give it a shot... '''Oh my God, we're having a ''FIRE''...''' sale. ''Oh, the burning!''burning! It burns me! Evacuate all of the school children! Aaaaah!''
18th Mar '17 10:08:38 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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''(Jarvis and his assistant, Cho leaves the room)''\\

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''(Jarvis and his assistant, Cho Cho, leaves the room)''\\
17th Mar '17 3:03:09 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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* Barry pulling up alongside a woman on the sidewalk:

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* Barry pulling trying to pick up alongside a woman on the sidewalk:prostitute in his car:



'''Woman''': No, baby, I'm the real thing!\\
''(Barry drives off)''

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'''Woman''': '''Prostitute''': No, baby, I'm the real thing!\\
''(Barry quickly drives off)''
15th Mar '17 3:33:35 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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* Oscar's constant over-the-top hints that Buster is his son, and Lucille's just as constant eye rolls.




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* When George Michael chastises his father about stealing a chair from work, Micheal tries to use "I'm the one that taught you stealing is bad" as an argument.




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** Note that GOB's other yacht in the initial finale is actually called [[BrickJoke ''The C-Word,'']] so written.



* "''Series/{{Alias}}'' is a show about a spy!" Now even better thanks to Tony Hale's role on [[{{Series/Chuck}} another show about a spy]].
** Note that GOB's other yacht in the initial finale is actually called [[BrickJoke ''The C-Word,'']] so written.
* When George Michael chastises his father about stealing a chair from work, Micheal tries to use "I'm the one that taught you stealing is bad" as an argument.
* Oscar's constant over-the-top hints that Buster is his son, and Lucille's just as constant eye rolls.

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* "''Series/{{Alias}}'' is a show about a spy!" Now even better thanks to Tony Hale's role on [[{{Series/Chuck}} another show about a spy]].
** Note that GOB's other yacht in the initial finale is actually called [[BrickJoke ''The C-Word,'']] so written.
* When George Michael chastises his father about stealing a chair from work, Micheal tries to use "I'm the one that taught you stealing is bad" as an argument.
* Oscar's constant over-the-top hints that Buster is his son, and Lucille's just as constant eye rolls.
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15th Mar '17 3:31:03 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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* Gob buys a yacht called ''The Seaward,'' and Michael is annoyed by this expense. Then their mother shows up at the tail end of the conversation and [[DontExplainTheJoke mishears "The Seaward" as "the c-word"]]:
-->'''Michael:''' ''[to GOB]'' I want you to get rid of ''The Seaward.''\\
'''Lucille:''' I'll leave when I'm good and ready!



* GOB Bluth buys a yacht called ''The Seaward,'' and his brother Michael is annoyed. Then their mother shows up at the tail end of the conversation and [[DontExplainTheJoke mishears "The Seaward" as "the c-word"]]:
-->'''Michael:''' ''[to GOB]'' I want you to get rid of ''The Seaward.''\\
'''Lucille:''' I'll leave when I'm good and ready!
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