History Funny / ArrestedDevelopment

10th Jul '17 8:51:02 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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* When Michael finds that Lucille has the company check book at the moment:
-->'''Narrator:''' Michael now had the distasteful choice of asking his mother for money or going to jail.\\
'''Michael''' ''(sighs)'' Maybe Buster killed her already...
10th Jul '17 8:38:16 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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''(DescriptionCut to Gob ordering a construction worker to punch holes in the walls of his office with a sledgehammer)''\\

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''(DescriptionCut to Gob ordering a construction worker to punch holes in the walls of his office with a sledgehammer)''\\sledgehammer so he can play pool)''\\
9th Jul '17 5:59:06 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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--->'''Narrator:''' Steve Holt finally tracks down his real father.

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--->'''Narrator:''' Steve Holt finally tracks down his real father.\\
9th Jul '17 5:58:49 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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[[AC:Hand to God]]
* Lucille decides to pray for the "second time in her life":
-->'''Lucille:''' Lord, let Buster forget everything. And if you need to take another hand to make that happen... ''Please'' make it Gob's.
* Buster's violent FreakOut after accidentally injuring Oscar, resulting in him accidentally ripping off the strategically covering on the "Welcome Home, Buster!" so it reverts back to "You're killing me, Buster!"



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-->'''Narrator:''' Michael arrived to find the house still a mess a week after the fumigation.\\
'''Michael:''' So you still havenít put this stuff back yet, huh? You've got to be the laziest person in the world.\\
'''Lindsay:''' [[IResembleThatRemark If you werenít all the way on the other side of the room, I'd slap your face]].




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* Gob's [[AttackOfThePoliticalAd attack ad]] on Steve Holt:
-->"Steve Holt is a bastard. He doesn't even know who his real father is."
** This is then picked up again in the "On the next..." segment:
--->'''Narrator:''' Steve Holt finally tracks down his real father.
'''Steve Holt:''' I've been wondering my whole life who he is! A scientist, a doctor, a senator...\\
'''Agency Man:''' Well, we got some bad news! ''(hands Steve a picture)''\\
'''Steve Holt:''' ''(looks at the picture, which is of Gob, while an ominous version of "The Final Countdown" plays in the background) Wow!'' ...Is that what's gonna happen to my hair?



--> '''Mrs. Featherbottom:'' *serving sausages* Who would like a banger in the mouth? Of course, you Americans would call it a "sausage in the mouth"-

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--> '''Mrs. Featherbottom:'' *serving sausages* ''(serving sausages)'' Who would like a banger in the mouth? Of course, you Americans would call it a "sausage in the mouth"-



''{{Leitmotif}} starts playing, then gets cut off.''\\
'''Michael''': Oh, shut up.

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''{{Leitmotif}} ''({{Leitmotif}} starts playing, then gets cut off.''\\
'''Michael''':
off)''\\
'''Michael:'''
Oh, shut up.''shut up''.



--> '''Mrs. Featherbottom:" I forgot we were in the Colonies!

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--> '''Mrs. Featherbottom:" -->'''"Mrs. Featherbottom":''' I forgot we were in the Colonies!
9th Jul '17 9:01:37 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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'''Michael:''' No, no! Hey, come on. Make me sound like a taskmaster! ...But if-if you want to keep it open an extra hour, you know...\\

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'''Michael:''' No, no! Hey, come on. Make me sound like a taskmaster! ...But if-if you want to keep it open an extra hour, you know...\\
9th Jul '17 9:01:13 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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--->'''Ann:''' George Michael, you said that you couldnít come to church because you were working. And now you're doing ''neither''? Thatís quite a lot of sins for a Sunday afternoon, don't you think?\\

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--->'''Ann:''' George Michael, you said that you couldnít couldn't come to church because you were working. And now you're doing ''neither''? Thatís quite a lot of sins for a Sunday afternoon, don't you think?\\



'''George Michael:''' ''(frantically)'' I just shut down the banana stand for a half an hour. I can keep it open late tonight if you--\\

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'''George -->'''George Michael:''' ''(frantically)'' I just shut down the banana stand for a half an hour. I can keep it open late tonight if you--\\
9th Jul '17 9:00:49 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->'''George Michael:''' Oh, no, it's my dad! I'm supposed to be at work.\\
'''Maeby:''' You know, George Michael, you worry too much. It's Sunday! You're ''allowed'' to have a couple of hours off. You don't see me nervous about being on my third Virgin Mary.\\
'''George Michael:''' Why would you be nervous? There's no alcohol in a Virgin Mary.\\
'''Maeby:''' There ''isn't?'' This is unbelievable! ''(to waiter)'' Can I get a Virgin Pina Colada when you get a chance? ''(to George Michael) Now'' we'll get things started.
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--->'''Ann:''' George Michael, you said that you couldnít come to church because you were working. And now you're doing ''neither''? Thatís quite a lot of sins for a Sunday afternoon, don't you think?\\
'''Waiter:''' ''(to Maeby)'' Your Virgin Pina Colada.\\
'''Ann:''' And now you're ''drinking?!''
* George Michael and Michael run into each other:
'''George Michael:''' ''(frantically)'' I just shut down the banana stand for a half an hour. I can keep it open late tonight if you--\\
'''Michael:''' No, no! Hey, come on. Make me sound like a taskmaster! ...But if-if you want to keep it open an extra hour, you know...\\
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* Lucille has a hard time of accepting that Buster has joined the army and might be going to Iraq:
-->'''Tobias:''' You know, Mother Lucille, thereís a psychological concept known as denial that I believe youíre evincing. Itís when a thought is so hateful that the mind literally rejects it.\\
'''Lucille:''' ''(fixes Tobias with a DeathGlare)'' You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law, and you will never get work as an actor because you have ''no'' talent.\\
''({{beat}})''\\
'''Tobias:''' Well, if she's not going to say anything, I certainly can't help her. ''(quickly walks away)''



-->'''Tobias''': It's a wonderful restaurant!\\
'''Narrator''': (laughing) It sure is!

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-->'''Tobias''': -->'''Narrator:''' Tobias met with Carl Weathers at ''Burger King''.\\
'''Carl Weathers:''' Thanks for meeting me down here at ''Burger King''. I'm tryin' to get them to underwrite a new TV project I'm workin' on. Get some money in exchange for settin' a scene here in ''Burger King''. ''(quick conspicuous cut to the exterior of the Burger King)''\\
'''Tobias:''' Well, as long as you don't draw attention to it.\\\
'''Carl Weathers:''' I'm gonna go get a new soda. Hey, you know that you can get a refill on ''any'' drink you want here, and it's free? ''(laughs)''\\
'''Tobias:''' ''(laughs)''
It's a wonderful restaurant!\\
'''Narrator''': '''Narrator:''' (laughing) It sure is!
* Carl Weathers want to discuss his new Scandal Makers episode about the Bluth Family with Tobias:
-->'''Tobias:''' Oh, no! You want me to play myself, donít you? I swore I'd not go reality. I will do--\\
'''Carl Weathers:''' No, no, no, no, no! I-I-I already got a great guy named Dave Attell to play you. I wasn't actually here to ask you to be in it. I was looking for somebody in your family to sign a release.\\
'''Tobias:''' ''(sighs regretfully)'' I could ''not'' betray my family like that.\\
'''Carl Weathers:''' Come on, man! I got every part cast... except for George Sr.\\
'''Tobias:''' ''(without any hesitation)'' I want that part.
8th Jul '17 3:42:44 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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'''Buster:''' ''(grabs Gob from behind and puts a knife to his throat) ''These'' kinds of skills?\\

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'''Buster:''' ''(grabs Gob from behind and puts a knife to his throat) ''These'' These'' kinds of skills?\\
8th Jul '17 3:42:24 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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'''Gob:''' I'm getting into her head. I think sheís planning on selling our company to Stan Sitwell. But I've lost her trail, and I don't think I have the skills to pick it up.

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'''Gob:''' I'm getting into her head. I think sheís planning on selling our company to Stan Sitwell. But I've lost her trail, and I don't think I have the skills to pick it up.\\
8th Jul '17 3:42:07 PM TheAmazingBlachman
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'''Buster:''' Hey... ''brother?!'' What are you doing here?\\

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'''Buster:''' -->'''Buster:''' Hey... ''brother?!'' What are you doing here?\\
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