History Funny / ArrestedDevelopment

10th Nov '16 5:50:31 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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''(GilliganCut to Gob ordering a construction worker to punch holes in the walls of his office with a sledgehammer)''\\

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''(GilliganCut ''(DescriptionCut to Gob ordering a construction worker to punch holes in the walls of his office with a sledgehammer)''\\
10th Nov '16 5:49:17 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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''(GillianCut to Gob ordering a construction worker to punch holes in the walls of his office with a sledgehammer)''\\

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''(GillianCut ''(GilliganCut to Gob ordering a construction worker to punch holes in the walls of his office with a sledgehammer)''\\
10th Nov '16 5:48:53 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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'''Lindsay:''' I have, too.
''(flashback to Lindsay at a bar)''

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'''Lindsay:''' I have, too.
too.\\
''(flashback to Lindsay at a bar)''bar)''\\
10th Nov '16 5:48:20 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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'''Bar patron:''' No...

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'''Bar patron:''' No...\\



'''Bar patron:''' I'd like to buy you a drink! ...Where's she going?
'''Narrator:''' ...And Tobias because he was busy keeping an eye on Lindsay.

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'''Bar patron:''' I'd like to buy you a drink! ...Where's she going?
going?\\
'''Narrator:''' ...And Tobias because he was busy keeping an eye on Lindsay.\\
10th Nov '16 5:47:57 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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[[AC:The One Where Michael Leaves]]
* The beginning of Tobias' attempt to join the Blue Man Group
-->'''Michael:''' You haven't auditioned yet?\\
'''Tobias:''' Oh, no, no. I'm not in the group yet. No, I'm afraid I just ''blue'' myself.\\
'''Michael:''' ...There's got to be a better way to say that.
** Later as Tobias is walking around painted dark blue at night-time, it leads him to get run over by Barry.
--->'''Barry:''' What the hell was that?!
*** As the family gathers in the hospital once again:
---->'''Michael:''' Everything's going to be okay! I'm sure he's going to be fine. I'm so sorry that this happened. I spoke to him just before he left the house.\\
'''Lindsay:''' Oh really? What did he say? What was the last thing he said?\\
''(flashback)''\\
'''Tobias:''' I'm afraid I just ''blue'' myself.\\
''(end flashback)''\\
'''Michael:''' ...He said some wonderful things.
* Michael finds out that Lucille has send Gob in to replace him as president of the Bluth Company:
-->'''Michael:''' Well, I better get over there before he brings the whole company down.\\
'''Lindsay:''' It's only been three hours. How much damage could he really do?\\
''(GillianCut to Gob ordering a construction worker to punch holes in the walls of his office with a sledgehammer)''\\
'''Narrator:''' In three hours, Gob had done $45,000 in damage.

[[AC:The One Where They Build a House]]
* Lindsay and Tobias announces that they are going to try an open relationship:
-->'''Maeby:''' You guys think you have the guts to go through with this? Seeing other people?\\
'''Narrator:''' In fact, neither Lindsay nor Tobias did have the guts to go through with it...\\
'''Tobias:''' I already have.\\
'''Lindsay:''' I have, too.
''(flashback to Lindsay at a bar)''
'''Lindsay:''' ''(flirtatiously)'' Can I buy you a drink?\\
'''Bar patron:''' No...
'''Narrator:''' ...Lindsay, because she'd lost her self-confidence...\\
''(Lindsay, thinking she has been rejected, leaves the bar)''\\
'''Bar patron:''' I'd like to buy you a drink! ...Where's she going?
'''Narrator:''' ...And Tobias because he was busy keeping an eye on Lindsay.
''(the blue painted Tobias watches Lindsay disguised as a part of the wall)''
10th Nov '16 5:20:03 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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''(Cut to Lucille at a restraunt with the caption "earlier that day...")''\\

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''(Cut ''(cut to Lucille at a restraunt restaurant with the caption "earlier that day...")''\\
10th Nov '16 5:18:26 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->'''George Sr.''': You'd be an accomplice. No, it had to be your mom. ''(Motions for him to lean closer, whispers in his ear)'' They cannot arrest a husband and wife for the same crime!\\

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-->'''George Sr.''': You'd be an accomplice. No, it had to be your mom. ''(Motions ''(motions for him to lean closer, whispers in his ear)'' They cannot arrest a husband and wife for the same crime!\\



'''Oscar:''' But I ''hate'' the lemonade business, I hate the grind! You have to grind so many '''''*bleep*'''ing lemons!''\\

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'''Oscar:''' But I ''hate'' the lemonade business, I hate the grind! You have to grind so many '''''*bleep*'''ing [bleep]''ing lemons!''\\



'''Gob:''' Oh, that is just ''great!'' And now I'm expected to climb back on top of Kitty and do my thing again! I mean, this family runs into problems and it's "Oh, letís have G.O.B. '''*bleep*''' our way out of it!"

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'''Gob:''' Oh, that is just ''great!'' And now I'm expected to climb back on top of Kitty and do my thing again! I mean, this family runs into problems and it's "Oh, letís have G.O.B. '''*bleep*''' [bleep] our way out of it!"



'''George Sr.:''' Oh, I've got the worst '''*bleep*'''ing attorneys.

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'''George Sr.:''' Oh, I've got the worst '''*bleep*'''ing [bleep]ing attorneys.
10th Nov '16 3:17:20 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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10th Nov '16 3:16:55 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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-->'''Barry:''' Our star witness! Come here. Good to see you! ''(hugs Michael and kisses him on the neck)'' You know what? Don't get too close to me. 'Cause I've got an itch you can't believe! I think something laid eggs on me.

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-->'''Barry:''' Our star witness! Come here. Good to see you! ''(hugs Michael and kisses him on the neck)'' You know what? Don't get too close to me. 'Cause I've got an itch you can't believe! I think something laid eggs on me.\\
10th Nov '16 3:16:35 AM TheAmazingBlachman
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[[AC:Best Man for the Gob]]]

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[[AC:Best Man for the Gob]]]Gob]]


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** And Gob's proclamation afterwards:
--->'''Gob:''' Well, Iíll start my own business! How hard can it be? ''(he buzzes; Michael stares amused at him)'' Bzz! We'll see who brings in more honey. ''(buzzes as he walks away; Lindsay sends him a bewildered look)''\\
'''Michael:''' He's thinking about bees again.
-->'''Gob:''' Well, I've got a meeting with Dadís attorney today. He's going to want me to take a lie detector test to use as evidence in Dad's trial, but I don't want to. What if they ask about a magic trick? I can't risk it.\\
'''Michael:''' They're not going to ask you anything. They want ''me'' to take the polygraph test.\\
'''Gob:''' ...But I'm the oldest! The [[{{Malaproper}} matriarch]] if you will.\\
'''Michael:''' ''(amused)'' Sure. I will.
** The follow-up with Lucille and George Sr.:
--->'''Barry:''' We've got your polygraph set up for tomorrow.\\
Michael: About that...\\
'''Gob:''' I'll tell them, Michael... I won't do it! I'm afraid of what I might know.\\
'''George Sr.:''' ''(nonchalant)'' ''You?'' No one wants you. Does anyone want him, Barry?\\
'''Barry:''' Who would want him?\\
'''Lucille:''' They ''don't'' want you.\\
'''Gob:''' ''(deflated)'' ...''Good''.
* The flashback with Lindsay's attempt at an original business idea, "Mommy, What Will I Look Like?", a photo-enhancing service that made the photographed child look half a century older. It failed to catch on:
-->'''Lindsay:''' Hey, you put an ugly kid in, you can't be surprised when an ugly adult comes out!
* Michael meets with Barry and his parents:
-->'''Barry:''' Our star witness! Come here. Good to see you! ''(hugs Michael and kisses him on the neck)'' You know what? Don't get too close to me. 'Cause I've got an itch you can't believe! I think something laid eggs on me.
'''Michael:''' ''(nervously rubbing his neck)'' Thanks for the heads-up.
*
-->'''Michael:''' I got a call from Kitty this morning. [...] She says that she's got some evidence and she's threatening to bring down the company unless we meet her demands.\\
'''Gob:''' Oh, that is just ''great!'' And now I'm expected to climb back on top of Kitty and do my thing again! I mean, this family runs into problems and it's "Oh, letís have G.O.B. '''*bleep*''' our way out of it!"
*
-->'''Michael:''' Tell me the truth, okay? 'Cause there's been ''a lot'' of lying in this family.\\
'''Lucille:''' And a lot of love.\\
'''Michael:''' ...More lies.
*
-->'''Michael:''' You're building houses in Iraq?! Do you know how they punish treason?\\
'''George Sr.:''' ...First time.\\
'''Michael:''' I've never heard of a second.\\
'''George Sr.:''' Oh, I've got the worst '''*bleep*'''ing attorneys.
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