History Funny / Apocalypto

-->'''Mayan:''' *picks the dead man's necklace up and turns it over in his hands*
-->'''Middle Eye:''' *snatches necklace out of his hands, stuffs it in his pouch* "[[IfYouDieICallYourStuff He would have]] [[BlatantLies wanted me to have it.]]"

* The whole scene in the beginning with Flint Sky, Jaguar Paw, and the other hunters. Tricking one of his hunters into eating the tapir's balls, calling him ball breath, and all of them laughing about it together. Also a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming before a major MoodWhiplash.

* [[http://legendsrevealed.com/entertainment/2013/01/29/did-waldo-of-wheres-waldo-fame-appear-in-mel-gibsons-apocalypto/ The special appearance by Waldo in the theatrical cut]]. Tasteless? Yup. Funny anyway? ...Yup.
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* [[http://legendsrevealed.com/entertainment/2013/01/29/did-waldo-of-wheres-waldo-fame-appear-in-mel-gibsons-apocalypto/ The special appearance by Waldo in the theatrical cut]]. Well played, [[MelGibson Mel]].

* One of the Mayans is mauled by a jaguar. Two of the other Mayans are crouching over his body.
-->'''Mayan 1:''' *picks the dead man's necklace up and turns it over in his hands*
-->'''Middle Eye:''' *snatches necklace out of Mayan 1's hands, stuffs it in his pouch* [[IfYouDieICallYourStuff He would have]] [[BlatantLies wanted me to have it.]]

* Also the old woman who nags and nags about one of the hunters not being able to give her a grandchild.

-->'''Mayan 2:''' *snatches necklace out of Mayan 1's hands, stuffs it in his pouch* [[IfYouDieICallYourStuff He would have]] [[BlatantLies wanted me to have it.]]

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* Also the old woman who nags and nags about one of the hunters not being able to give her a child.