History Funny / AnimalHouse

** And Chip's: "Remain calm. [[BlatantLies All is well.]] ALLLLL IS WELLLLLLL!!!"

* Neidermeyer's VillainousBreakdown: "GET UP, YOU FAGGOTS! GET UP AND CHARGE!"
** And Chip's: "Remain calm. [[BlatantLies All is well.] ALLLLL IS WELLLLLLL!!!"

** "The Negroes took our dates!"

* "I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer..." "Face it, Kent. You threw up ON Dean Wormer!" Although he ''did'' ask for it. "OUT WITH IT!"

* "Bluto, did you just chug an entire bottle of Jack Daniels?"

* Delta House's contribution to the Faber parade: "Eat Me."

* ''AnimalHouse''. ''"Assume the Position!"'' ''"Thank you, sir! May I have another?"'' Made it even funnier when you see ''who'' [[Creator/KevinBacon plays the guy]] getting spanked.
** On the DVD, Bacon tells of how, during the film's premiere, he didn't get to sit with the rest of the cast and crew because ''the ushers didn't believe he was in the movie''. Talk about being a ButtMonkey all throughout...
* The food fight scene. Full stop.
** The whole cafeteria scene of Bluto tasting ''every dish'' the cafeteria has on display. You will never see a funnier Jell-O eating scene in your life...

--> '''Dean Wormer''': I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of Fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. (dramatic pause) Every spring, the toilets... explode.
* Bluto, did you just chug an entire bottle of Jack Daniels?

'''Neidermeyer''': (screams in the distance)

---> '''Boon''' (after watching Neidermeyer verbally abuse Flounder): A vicious mother, isn't he?\\

* When they accidentally [[spoiler: kill the horse]]. "HOLY SHIT!"
** What sells the scene is that [[spoiler: not only did D-Day load the gun with blanks as a SecretTestOfCharacter, but Flounder ''[[FiringInTheAirALot deliberately misses the horse by shooting the gun in the air!]]'']] And the second he does that, [[spoiler: the horse still drops dead]]. The OhCrap reactions from D-Day and Bluto when [[spoiler: when they hear the horse go "thud"]] is just the appetizer for the MassOhCrap when they join Flounder [[spoiler: panicking over the dead horse]].

'''D-Day:''' [[spoiler: There were blanks in that gun!]]\\
'''Flounder:''' [[spoiler: I didn't even point the gun at him!]]\\

''(D-Day checks [[spoiler: the gun]])''\\
'''D-Day:''' [[spoiler: There WERE blanks in that gun!]]\\
'''Flounder:''' [[spoiler: [[WildMassGuessing Maybe he had a heart attack]]?]]\\
'''Bluto:''' [[RuleOfThree Holy shit!]]\\

** With the following scene of [[spoiler:Dean Wormer and the town's mayor matter-of-factly discussing the upcoming parade with the horse's legs sticking straight up on the opposite side of the room.]]
** and then the 'disposal guy', after measuring the horse and the doorway, comes back in with a chainsaw...
* [[spoiler: "I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer..."]]
** [[spoiler: "Face it, Kent. You threw up ON Dean Wormer!"]]
*** He ''did'' ask for it. "OUT WITH IT!"

* Bluto stumbles into a folk singer and a captive female audience: ''I gave my love... a cherry... that had no stone...'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaBK0dBV47E Cue guitar smash]].
** It's the slow burn Bluto gives as he stands there, taking in the utter wretchedness of that song. It's the anticipation of his response that makes it so... enjoyable. And to top it, he mutters a fake sheepish "sorry" after the mayhem.

* [[PunctuatedForEmphasis "Zero. . .point. . .zero."]]

* Clorette introduces Pinto to her father as "the boy who molested me last month", then adds "we have to get married."
** And as [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere he runs away]], Pinto's future is shown: [[SelfDeprecation "Editor-in-chief, National Lampoon"]].

* The Deathmobile rams a pro-integration float in the parade and tears completly apart its white and black hands.

** And as [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere he runs away]], Pinto's future is shown: [[SelfDepreciation "Editor-in-chief, National Lampoon"]].

(''The three of them then look at each other, scream, and [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere book it out of there like a bat outta hell''.)

'''Bluto:''' [[RuleOfThree Holy shit!]]

* "They took the whole fucking bar!"

** And some tropers' personal favorite:
--->[[RunningGag "I really hate those guys."]]

* When they walk into the club: "We are going to die."

* Bluto stumbles into a folk singer and a captive female audience: ''I gave my love... a cherry... that had no stone...'' Cue guitar smash.

* ''I gave my love... a cherry... that had no stone...'' Cue guitar smash.
** It's the slow burn Bluto gives as he stands there, taking in the utter wretchedness of that song. It's the anticipation of his response that makes it so... enjoyable.

* ''AnimalHouse''. ''"Assume the Position!"'' ''"Thank you, sir! May I have another?"'' Made it even funnier when you see ''who'' [[KevinBacon plays the guy]] getting spanked.

-->"It's about time someone put their foot down, and that foot... is me."
-->"Put a sock in it boy, or else you'll be out of here like shit through a goose."

-->[[RunningGag "I really hate those guys."]]

---> '''Dean Wormer''': I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of Fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. (dramatic pause) Every spring, the toilets... explode.

* How could you not mention the greatest RousingSpeech in all of film? The [[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077975/quotes whole speech]] is epic, but especially this:
---> '''Bluto''': Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over till WE say it's over! ''Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?'' HELL NO!
---> '''Otter''': "Germans?"
---> '''Boon''': Forget it, he's rolling.

---> '''Boon''': I gotta work on my game.
---> '''Otter''': No, no, no, don't think of it as work. The whole point is... just to enjoy yourself.
---> '''Neidermeyer''': (screams in the distance)

---> '''Boon''' (after watching Neidermeyer verbally abuse Flounder): A vicious mother, isn't he?
---> '''Otter''': He can't do that to our pledges.
---> '''Boon''': Only ''we'' can do that to our pledges!

--> '''Bluto:''' [[OhCrap Holy shit!]]
--> '''D-Day:''' [[spoiler: There were blanks in that gun!]]
--> '''Flounder:''' [[spoiler: I didn't even point the gun at him!]]
--> '''Bluto:''' [[RunningGag Holy shit!]]
--> (D-Day checks [[spoiler: the gun]])
--> '''D-Day:''' [[spoiler: There WERE blanks in that gun!]]
--> '''Flounder:''' [[spoiler: [[WildMassGuessing Maybe he had a heart attack]]?]]
--> '''Bluto:''' [[RuleOfThree Holy shit!]]

* "'''''Seven''''' years of college down the drain!"

* Bluto, did you just [[spoiler:chug an entire bottle of Jack Daniels?]]

* "They took the whole fucking bar!"

* "Do you mind if we dance with your dates?"

* Bluto wiggling his eyebrows at us while spying on the undressing Babs.