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** One of the "attractions" at the Hershey Kiss park is a blood sugar screener for diabetics.



** Stan just keeps ripping up different documents when he lies about tearing up the cyborg contract. First, he rips up the warranty for the dishwasher, and later the instruction manual for the lawnmower.

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** Stan just keeps lying to Francine about ripping up different documents when he lies about tearing up the cyborg contract. First, he rips FBI contract for turning him into a cyborg, only for Cyborg!Stan to turn up and reveal it was actually the warranty for the dishwasher, and later dishwasher. Francine tries to do it for real later, only to find out that Cyborg!Stan gave her the instruction instrunction manual for the lawnmower.fridge.


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** The reason why Francine was so pissed? She tried to teach Steve to fight, only to find out that Steve is such a colossal wimp, he's incapable of even ''making a fist''!


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** The family's original plan for Rogers birthday was a party at the bowling alley, but Roger turned it down, pointing out that he's "not a 13-year old latino kid."
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* "Return Of the Bling"
** The reveal that Roger was a member of the U.S Men's Hockey team at the 1980 Winter Olympics, aka the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_on_Ice Miracle on Ice]] when the U.S beat the heavily favored Soviet team for the gold. At the team reunion, Roger is even added into photos from the actual game.
** [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin 1980 Roger on steroids.]]
** After getting knocked out at the youth hostel, Stan has a dream sequence where he meets UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan, who gives him some supportive advice about his quest, then offers to share a hot dog with him... which he promptly starts smacking Stan in the face with.
-->'''Stan''': *annoyed* When I come to, there better not be a wiener slapping me in the face. (luckily, there's not, it's just the hostel madam smacking him with the hose from a beer bong)
** Stan throwing Roget to the British backpacker girls, who are kept locked in the basement due to their... ''unique'' looks.
-->'''Roger''': *as he's dragged off into the darkness* NOOOOOO!! They're so horny!
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* The blunt way Music/CeeLoGreen states the episode is over in "Hot Water" after [[DownerEnding Stan succumbs to his injuries before he can defeat the hot tub]].
-->'''Cee Lo Green:''' Well, there you have it. That's our story. Stan's dead. Good night!
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** At one point, Roger plays a prostitute attempting to solicit sex. He's soliciting it from a priest, also played by Roger.
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** Klaus suggests that they go camping and make ''Spätzle'' (German egg noodles), and then gets offended when Steve suggests making s'mores instead.
--->'''Klaus:''' It was my idea. I own camping. If you don't make ''Spätzle'', you can't go camping. \\
'''Francine:''' Just tell him you're gonna make ''Spätzle''. He's not gonna know.\\
'''Steve:''' No, it's the principle! We're going camping and we're not making ''Spätzle''!\\
'''Klaus:''' I HOPE YOU DIE OUT THERE!!!
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** The scene where Roger catches Stan doing crack in the bathroom.
--->'''Roger:''' You gonna share that crack you're doing, or what?\\
'''Stan:''' "Crack"? This is cold medicine!\\
'''Roger:''' No, sir, it's crack.\\
'''Stan:''' It's not crack! I bought it on a park bench outside a soup kitchen from a guy in a lime green suit--[[ExplainExplainOhCrap oh my God, it's crack]].

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--->'''Mobster 1:''' I dunno if Johnny Lasagna'd be keen on that.\\
'''Mobster 2:''' Well Johnny Lasagna ain't here, is he?\\

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--->'''Mobster 1:''' We strike back hard!\\
'''Mobster 2:'''
I dunno if Johnny Lasagna'd be keen on that.\\
'''Mobster 2:''' 1:''' Well Johnny Lasagna ain't here, is he?\\
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'''Stan''': Oh, for ''God's'' sake, will somebody please pay Mr. Trump?

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'''Stan''': Oh, for ''God's'' God's sake, will somebody please ''somebody pay Mr. Trump?Trump''!
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--->'''Mobster 1:''' I don't think Johnny Lasagna'd be keen on that.\\
'''Mobster 2:''' Well Johnny Lasagna ain't here!\\

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--->'''Mobster 1:''' I don't think dunno if Johnny Lasagna'd be keen on that.\\
'''Mobster 2:''' Well Johnny Lasagna ain't here!\\here, is he?\\
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** The Italian mafia wondering how to respond when one of the businesses they protect gets hit.
--->'''Mobster 1:''' I don't think Johnny Lasagna'd be keen on that.\\
'''Mobster 2:''' Well Johnny Lasagna ain't here!\\
''(The camera turns to a picture of the mobsters with Johnny Lasagna, who, of course, is actually Roger)''


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--->'''Principal Lewis:''' IIIIIIIIII LOOOOOOOOOOVE JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZ!!!\\
'''Steve:''' ''(still scatting)'' ''Do-bop, do-bop, heeeeeeeeey.''
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[[folder:Season 18]]
* ''A Little Extra Scratch'':
** The episode's B-Plot starts off with Stan inadvertantly bankrupting the family via his Pornographic Pogs idea going belly up. It shakes him up so much when the episode does start, Stan's so devastated that he doesn't even jump out of bed. He just lies there with a blank stare. The rest of the family is downstairs waiting for Stan to come down in their intro positions. Roger(Who is hiding in Stan's car) wondering where Stan is.
---> '''Roger:''' Where the hell is this guy? I've got shit I've gotta do.
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* In "Helping Handis" when Stan gives Steve CIA steroids that end up giving him big boobs.

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* In "Helping Handis" "[[Recap/AmericanDadS2E14HelpingHandis Helping Handis]]" when Stan gives Steve CIA steroids that end up giving him big boobs.
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** When Stan reads Hayley's note telling him she and Jeff are getting married, Stan gets so angry, the note burns up in his hand and he [[Film/{{Superman}} flies around the world to reverse the flow of time.]] [[AllJustADream Or at least he thinks he does;]] he hits his head on the counter and thinks that he's in the past and Francine is her grandmother, then tells her that she's going to make him a moderately happy man, causing Francine to look annoyed.

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** When Stan reads Hayley's note telling him she and Jeff are getting married, Stan gets so angry, the note burns up in his hand and he [[Film/{{Superman}} [[Film/SupermanTheMovie flies around the world to reverse the flow of time.]] [[AllJustADream Or at least he thinks he does;]] he hits his head on the counter and thinks that he's in the past and Francine is her grandmother, then tells her that she's going to make him a moderately happy man, causing Francine to look annoyed.
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** Klaus' "I Killed Two Teenagers" (later changed to three) musical number after Hayley's "Good, No Great, No, Good Job" musical gets interrupted.

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** Klaus' "I Killed Two Teenagers" (later changed to three) musical number after Hayley's "Good, No Great, No, Good Job" musical number gets interrupted.
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* “The Long March”: Roger [[DynamicEntry dramatically rides in on a helicopter hanging by the rope ladder]], only to quickly get stuck and fall off. And the entire incident happens offscreen.
-->'''Roger:''' Don’t bother climbing up, I’m stuck. Arms are jelly. So Lance, you were right, I shouldn’t have rode in like this. To be honest I’m in trouble. But don’t panic, panicking won’t solve anything.\\
(Beat)\\
'''Roger:''' Quick update, I panicked and let go. So now we’re working on slowing down a free fall. The tools I have at my disposal are… a bullhorn.\\
(Roger lands [[FacePlant face-first]] on the ground.)\\
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** The flashback to Steve's birth.
--->'''Francine:''' AHHHHHHHHH!!! I just tore from my V to my A!!!\\
'''Doctor:''' That's perfectly normal. ''(to nurse)'' She's ruined. ''(Francine pushes Steve out)'' It's a boy!\\
''(Steve is wrapped and given to Stan)''\\
'''Stan:''' ''(menacingly)'' I know you're coming for me.\\
''(Steve squints his eyes back, as if saying "Oh it's on")''
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** During Steve’s training, he expresses concern that they only have 20 minutes until the tournament.
-->'''Roger''': Don’t worry about time, let me worry about time.
-->''(cut to Steve and Roger speeding down the road)''
-->'''Roger''': [[GilliganCut SHIT! SHIT! DAMMIT, WE’RE SO FUCKING LATE!]]
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* In the sequel episode "Son of Stan", Roger chases around Hayley and Jeff making an annoying sound to force them to give him the money. When they finally hand it over, Roger finds [[PyrrhicVictory the money almost gone]], because Jeff and Hayley spent so much trying to get away from him.

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* In the sequel episode "Son "[[Recap/AmericanDadS7E2SonOfStan Son of Stan", Stan]]", Roger chases around Hayley and Jeff making an annoying sound to force them to give him the money. When they finally hand it over, Roger finds [[PyrrhicVictory the money almost gone]], because Jeff and Hayley spent so much trying to get away from him.
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** Roger, as Russian high school wrestler [[PunnyName Crotch Lickmeoff]], doing a terrible job at preventing Barry from beating Stan's wrestling record... because he thinks it's opposite day.

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** Roger, as Russian high school wrestler [[PunnyName Crotch Lickmeoff]], doing a terrible job at preventing Barry from beating Stan's wrestling record... because he thinks it's opposite day.OppositeDay.



'''Roger''': I know, today's opposite day!\\

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'''Roger''': I know, today's opposite day!\\OppositeDay!\\
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** Stan's ridiculous ideas for his restaurant menu. The place does become a massive success in spite of all common sense (which was why Roger tried to sabotage it), but it really shouldn't have been. It includes food such as the ravioli burger (an entire hamburger, bun, toppings and all inside a ravioli shell), Macaroni and Sweet Tarts, and chocolate-chip pizza. Then there's gimmicks such as the before-mentioned pancake plates, dancing waiters, and whoopie cushion seats. It's literally the kind of random nonsense a child would come up with for a restaurant, since they're ideas Stan came up with when he was a kid.
** Francine and Stan returns to the site where Stan's favorite childhood restaurant once stood before it was destroyed in a mysterious explosion, which now houses a church. After some reminiscing, Stan looks out on the church... which also promptly blows up.
--> '''Stan''': They really need to stop building things here, there's clearly a gas leak or something!
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-->'''Roger''': ''(coughs from smoking cigarette)'' For Pete's sake, these things are gonna kill me. ''(the counter almost goes up to "001" until Roger hits it)'' But not tonight! No, tonight, we're gonna find out [[Recap/TheSimpsonsWhoShotMrBurns who shot Mr. Burns]]. (to someone offstage) What? 15 years ago? Who was it? ... Really, the baby? ''(sighs)'' I want a baby.

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-->'''Roger''': ''(coughs ''[coughs from smoking cigarette)'' cigarette]'' For Pete's sake, these things are gonna kill me. ''(the ''[the counter almost goes up to "001" until Roger hits it)'' it]'' But not tonight! No, tonight, we're gonna find out [[Recap/TheSimpsonsWhoShotMrBurns [[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons who shot Mr. Burns]]. (to ''[to someone offstage) offstage]'' What? 15 years ago? Who was it? ... Really, the baby? ''(sighs)'' ''[sighs]'' I want a baby.
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** The scene with Dr. Kalgary and Billy.
--->'''Dr. Kalgary:''' BILLY! Get our guests a ''La Croix''!\\
'''Billy:''' ''(opens the refrigerator)'' There's no cold oooooooones.\\
'''Dr. Kalgary:''' What?! Why didn't you put any in earlier?!\\
'''Billy:''' You left an empty case in heeeeeeere. I don't ''haaaaaave'' x-ray visiooooooooon!\\
'''Dr. Kalgary:''' YES YOU DO, BILLY!!! Oooooh, Billy, sometimes you just make me SO MAD!!!
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A Date With Rosie Palms is now an index.


** Jeff is revealed to have a hyperactive libido, so when Francine walks in on him having ADateWithRosiePalms in the bathroom, she tells him "If you're going to do that, you do it where the rest of the family does: in Steve's bed!"

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** Jeff is revealed to have a hyperactive libido, so when Francine walks in on him having ADateWithRosiePalms masturbating in the bathroom, she tells him "If you're going to do that, you do it where the rest of the family does: in Steve's bed!"



** The main plot of Stan trying to get closer to Steve by using a remote-controlled android girl to date him produces some great highlights, such as [[https://youtu.be/71RPSeaXpj8 Stan twerking,]] a fight between him and Francine (the latter in a mech suit) that ends up causing massive property damage, and Steve's "schedule" that consists of page after page of [[ADateWithRosiePalms "whack it."]] When "Phyllis" promies to have sex with him if he takes her to the dance, he crosses out the entry on dance night and replaces it with "SEX!" then [[CrossesTheLineTwice changes his plans for the day after to "AIDS TEST!"]]

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** The main plot of Stan trying to get closer to Steve by using a remote-controlled android girl to date him produces some great highlights, such as [[https://youtu.be/71RPSeaXpj8 Stan twerking,]] a fight between him and Francine (the latter in a mech suit) that ends up causing massive property damage, and Steve's "schedule" that consists of page after page of [[ADateWithRosiePalms "whack it."]] " When "Phyllis" promies to have sex with him if he takes her to the dance, he crosses out the entry on dance night and replaces it with "SEX!" then [[CrossesTheLineTwice changes his plans for the day after to "AIDS TEST!"]]

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