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13th Nov '17 6:55:26 PM PaulA
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** Francine getting kidnapped turns out to have been a ploy by Roger for his and Steve's characters Wheels and The Legman to get a book deal with mystery writer JamesPatterson, only for her to ACTUALLY get kidnapped, and the culprit turning out to be Patterson, who wanted someone who could write simplistic enough to help him break into the young adult fiction market.

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** Francine getting kidnapped turns out to have been a ploy by Roger for his and Steve's characters Wheels and The Legman to get a book deal with mystery writer JamesPatterson, Creator/JamesPatterson, only for her to ACTUALLY ''actually'' get kidnapped, and the culprit turning out to be Patterson, who wanted someone who could write simplistic enough to help him break into the young adult fiction market.
28th Oct '17 4:33:13 PM LemonRoseGirl96
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* In the 007 parody "Tearjerker", Roger plays the titular villain, who plans to release an ultra-sad OscarBait movie about a retarded Jewish boy with a deathly ill puppy in Nazi Germany that will cause audiences to literally cry themselves to death. The day it comes out, audiences around the world are shown crying their eyes out watching the movie...except in the Middle East, where they find it hilarious.

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* In the 007 parody "Tearjerker", Roger plays the titular villain, who plans to release an ultra-sad OscarBait movie about a retarded Jewish boy with a deathly ill puppy in Nazi Germany that will cause audiences to literally cry themselves to death. The day it comes out, [[EverybodyCries audiences around the world are shown crying their eyes out watching the movie...movie]]...except in the Middle East, where they find it hilarious.
19th Sep '17 6:00:27 PM tyrekecorrea
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* "The Missing Kink" contains a musical number based on a ''Disney/Tangled'' song named "I've Got a Kink". it must be seen to be believed. The same should be said about the scene in which Marguerite and Lewis watch Francine and Stan have ''unbelievably'' kinky sex.

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* "The Missing Kink" contains a musical number based on a ''Disney/Tangled'' ''Disney/{{Tangled}}'' song named "I've Got a Kink". it must be seen to be believed. The same should be said about the scene in which Marguerite and Lewis watch Francine and Stan have ''unbelievably'' kinky sex.
15th Sep '17 12:38:28 AM Vir
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* "Father's Daze" has a lot of funny moments, but the best part of the whole episode is arguably when Stan [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheReasonYouSuckSpeech?from=Main.ReasonYouSuckSpeech pantomimes out everything he hates about the family because his dialogue]] is drowned out by music that is playing on the (recorded) radio (Scatman). From the pantomime, you can tell he's calling out Francine for her sluttiness and drinking, Hailey for her pot-smoking, and Steve for his wussiness and chronic masturbation.
** The reveal that [[spoiler: Stan has been erasing everyones memories to keep repeating Fathers Day for SIX MONTHS. By the time the rest of the family finds out, its well past Christmas]]

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* "Father's Daze" has a lot of funny moments, but the best part of the whole episode is arguably when Stan [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheReasonYouSuckSpeech?from=Main.ReasonYouSuckSpeech [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech pantomimes out everything he hates about the family because his dialogue]] is drowned out by music that is playing on the (recorded) radio (Scatman). From the pantomime, you can tell he's calling out Francine for her sluttiness and drinking, Hailey for her pot-smoking, and Steve for his wussiness and chronic masturbation.
** The reveal that [[spoiler: Stan has been erasing everyones everyone's memories to keep repeating Fathers Day for SIX MONTHS. ''six months''. By the time the rest of the family finds out, its it's well past Christmas]]Christmas.]]



** Stan's half-assed apology cake, its just a Spongebob Cake with the words "Bad Dad Sad" written in frosting.
** What Stan does to Snot with the [[spoiler: memory eraser.]]

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** Stan's half-assed apology cake, its it's just a Spongebob Cake WesternAnimation/{{SpongeBob|SquarePants}} cake with the words "Bad Dad Sad" written in frosting.
** What Stan does to Snot with the [[spoiler: memory eraser.]]]]
* In "Virtual In-Stanity", there's a slideshow of Steve's early life and Stan is absent from every clip. In particular, when he was born the doctor bit him umbilical cord apart, and when it looks like Stan was teaching Steve how to ride a bike it zooms out to show that it's actually a homeless guy stealing it.
5th Sep '17 1:13:56 AM Vir
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** When Steve and Roger (as Wheels and the Legman) are driving, Roger becomes strung out on Turkish amphetamines that he dropped into his eye earlier and soon enough becomes high as a kite and goes on a cheese puff binge. When Steve tries to talk to Roger, he assumes Steve is calling him "Legs" because he broke his legs and asks him "What did you do to my legs, you [[ThoseWackyNazis Nazi]] walrus bastard?!" and appropriately sees him as just that, and also sees Klaus as ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} and they're driving across an [[AcidTripDimension alien landscape]].

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** When Steve and Roger (as Wheels and the Legman) are driving, Roger becomes strung out on Turkish amphetamines that he dropped into his eye earlier and soon enough becomes high as a kite and goes on a cheese puff binge. earlier. When Steve tries to talk to Roger, him, he assumes Steve is calling him "Legs" because he broke his legs and asks him "What did you do to my legs, you [[ThoseWackyNazis Nazi]] walrus bastard?!" and appropriately sees him as just that, and also sees Klaus as ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} and they're driving across an [[AcidTripDimension alien landscape]].
1st Sep '17 4:15:00 PM WyraachUr
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** From the start of the episode, where the CIA agents and Bullock are exchanging presents in a Secret Santa (or Evil Santa, as Bullock puts it), Bullock receives a BBQ cleaning kit, and believes it to be a torture set of some kind, calling the cleaning brush an 'anal tarring brush'. Then he has a total meltdown when he discovers that there's a missing gift, leading to this gem:
-->'''Bullock:''' I'm going to fuck this fucker in the tushie! Hand me the anal tarring brush!
13th Aug '17 6:45:24 PM Vir
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--> '''Barry''': Do NOT tell me to eat another Nature's Harvest bar! My poops...they're like drywall!!

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--> '''Barry''': Do NOT tell me to eat another Nature's Harvest bar! I can't! My poops...they're like drywall!!
8th Aug '17 12:54:10 PM Bearquarter2008
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* "Father's Daze" has a lot of funny moments, but the best part of the whole episode is arguably when Stan pantomimes out everything he hates about the family because his dialogue is drowned out by music that is playing on the (recorded) radio (Scatman). From the pantomime, you can tell he's calling out Francine for her sluttiness and drinking, Hailey for her pot-smoking, and Steve for his wussiness and chronic masturbation.

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* "Father's Daze" has a lot of funny moments, but the best part of the whole episode is arguably when Stan [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheReasonYouSuckSpeech?from=Main.ReasonYouSuckSpeech pantomimes out everything he hates about the family because his dialogue dialogue]] is drowned out by music that is playing on the (recorded) radio (Scatman). From the pantomime, you can tell he's calling out Francine for her sluttiness and drinking, Hailey for her pot-smoking, and Steve for his wussiness and chronic masturbation.
25th Jul '17 10:49:17 AM Vir
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--> '''Barry''': Do NOT tell me to eat another Nature's Bounty Bar! My poops...they're like drywall!!

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--> '''Barry''': Do NOT tell me to eat another Nature's Bounty Bar! Harvest bar! My poops...they're like drywall!!
2nd Jul '17 4:01:44 PM Vir
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** The first thing Steve does after becoming student body president is call the school's buffalo mascot in so he can ride him, then when he's done he nonchalantly calls the lunch lady in. His next act is that all periods be referred to as Steves, but apparently this includes every definition of "period".
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