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15th Jun '16 7:26:54 AM ParkedCarAnne
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** Snot's karate instructor, Sensei Dan. He lives in his dojo, which is named after JoeBiden. Also, he teaches his students to draw on their anger, which is all based on pathetically small issues. One student has rich parents and he feels guilty about his white privilege, and one girl is mad about having vericose veins on her legs.
** Steve has Roger train him in karate, and assumes all the menial tasks Roger has him do are karate moves like in ''Film/TheKarateKid''. Its not, he just made Steve give him a back massage and a martini.

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** Snot's karate instructor, Sensei Dan. He lives in his dojo, which is named after JoeBiden.Vice President Joe Biden. Also, he teaches his students to draw on their anger, which is all based on pathetically small issues. One student has rich parents and he feels guilty about his white privilege, and one girl is mad about having vericose veins on her legs.
** Steve has Roger train him in karate, and assumes all the menial tasks Roger has him do are karate moves like in ''Film/TheKarateKid''. Its not, It's not; he just made Steve give him a back massage and a martini.



** Stan hiring an attractive male model ([[InkSuitActor modeled after and voiced by]] Tyrese Gibson from the ''Fast and Furious'' movies) for the sole purpose to be in the calendar, and the poor guy really wants to be a CIA agent, but whenever he brings Stan any intel, he just goes off on a tangent about how good looking the model is or dismisses his reports.

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** Stan hiring an attractive male model ([[InkSuitActor modeled after and voiced by]] Tyrese Gibson from the ''Fast and Furious'' movies) for the sole purpose to be in the calendar, and the poor guy really wants to be a CIA agent, agent (and even takes on a mission), but whenever he brings Stan any intel, he just goes off on a tangent about how good looking the model is or dismisses his reports.



** Jeff burning the CIA calendar pictures just as Hayley comes in to stop him, then [[WhatAnIdiot drinking water to pee on it, when he could have just used the glass of water without running it through his body]].
* From "Anchorfran"

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** Jeff burning the CIA calendar pictures just as Hayley comes in to stop him, then [[WhatAnIdiot drinking water to pee on it, when he could have just used the glass of water without running it through his body]].
to put out the fire and cut out the middle man]].
* From "Anchorfran""Anchorfran":



* The entirety of Steve's MusicalPastiche of Music/RKelly's "Music/TrappedInTheCloset" in "Criss-Cross Applesauce: The Ballad of Billy Jesusworth".

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* The entirety of Steve's MusicalPastiche of Music/RKelly's "Music/TrappedInTheCloset" in "Criss-Cross Applesauce: The Ballad of Billy Jesusworth".Jesusworth".
* From "Gifted Me Liberty": Stan donating so much blood and sperm that he begins to look like Roger.
5th Jun '16 7:57:05 PM LtFedora
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** "It's not a Civil War reenactment. Those things are for historians and people who hate blacks."
* From "Roger 'n' Me":



** Francine's desperate attempt at making something of her life before the interview leads her to try and solve one of the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_Prize_Problems Millenium Prize Problems]]. After days of work, she concludes that the answer is "7", only for the professor to point out that the answer to one of the problems would redefine mathematics, and not just be a simple numerical solution.

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** Francine's desperate attempt at making something of her life before the interview leads her to try and solve one of the [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_Prize_Problems Millenium Prize Problems]]. After days of work, she concludes that the answer is "7", "6", only for the professor to point out that the answer to one of the problems would redefine mathematics, and not just be a simple numerical solution.
28th May '16 8:47:24 AM IvanovTroping97
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'''Stan''': (beat) [[OhCrap AUUUGH!]]\\

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'''Stan''': (beat) [[OhCrap AUUUGH!]]\\[[DelayedReaction AUU]][[OhCrap UGH!]]\\
23rd May '16 5:40:11 PM Vir
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-->'''Roger:''' Dylan was being bad. And now we have the jar. (Turns on the radio, which starts playing "I'm So Excited", while Klaus, Haley and Steve look terrified in the back seat)

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-->'''Roger:''' Dylan was being bad. And now we have the jar. (Turns on the radio, which starts playing "I'm So Excited", while Klaus, Haley and Steve look terrified in the back seat)seat)
* The entirety of Steve's MusicalPastiche of Music/RKelly's "Music/TrappedInTheCloset" in "Criss-Cross Applesauce: The Ballad of Billy Jesusworth".
18th May '16 11:21:10 AM INMH
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** Jeff burning the CIA calendar pictures just as Hayley comes in to stop him, then [[WhatAnIdiot drinking water to pee on it, when he could have just used the glass of water without running it through his body]].

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** Jeff burning the CIA calendar pictures just as Hayley comes in to stop him, then [[WhatAnIdiot drinking water to pee on it, when he could have just used the glass of water without running it through his body]].body]].
*From "Anchorfran"
**Roger becomes obsessed with "Dylan" from the game Dream Phone, whose recording says that he likes pizza and malls. He meets Dylan in person, only to have Dylan tell him that not only does he not like pizza or malls, but "Dylan" is also not his name. Then we get a scene-cut to Roger, blank-faced, in the car with Haley, Klaus, and Steve.
-->'''Klaus:''' (Uneasy) So... What happened back there?
-->'''Roger:''' (Eerily calm, flat voice) We went to the mall and had pizza because that's what Dylan likes.
-->'''Haley:''' (Lifts up the Dream Phone, covered in blood) Why is there blood on Dream Phone?
-->'''Roger:''' He likes malls, and pizza, and me.
-->'''Steve:''' (Looks down at the paper bag on his lap, then opens it and peers inside uneasily) Roger... W-What's in this jar?
-->'''Roger:''' Dylan was being bad. And now we have the jar. (Turns on the radio, which starts playing "I'm So Excited", while Klaus, Haley and Steve look terrified in the back seat)
8th May '16 1:44:31 AM IvanovTroping97
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* The entirety of "Pulling Double Booty", but especially this part:

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* The entirety of "Pulling Double Booty", but especially this part:part, which doubles as a TearJerker:
2nd May '16 9:16:50 AM LtFedora
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** And after Bollock kills Francine's friend, he delivers this line:
-->"By the way, does Francine have any other single friends? This whole thing with Melinda has made me ''really horny''."
28th Apr '16 7:28:08 AM xomniac
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* In "Season's Beatings" Roger is making eggnog and tests it out on two rats, one gray and one brown. Upon tasting it the brown rat [[{{Gorn}} rips off the gray rat's head]], licks it, wears it as a hat, runs around, pukes blood, falls over dead, [[MadeOfExplodium then its chest explodes]]. Roger [[GoneHorriblyRight deems the eggnog a success]].

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* In "Season's Beatings" Roger is making eggnog and tests it out on two rats, one gray and one brown. Upon tasting it the brown rat [[{{Gorn}} rips off the gray rat's head]], licks makes out with it, wears it as a hat, runs around, pukes blood, falls over dead, [[MadeOfExplodium then its chest explodes]]. Roger [[GoneHorriblyRight deems the eggnog a success]].
22nd Apr '16 10:52:22 PM Vir
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** Stan's horrified reaction when he learns that Francine likes ''John From Cincinnati'' (an obscure HBO show), prefers Lycos as a search engine, and favors the Axis powers when it comes to WorldWarII.

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** Stan's horrified reaction when he learns that Francine likes ''John From Cincinnati'' (an obscure HBO show), prefers Lycos as a search engine, and favors the Axis powers when it comes to WorldWarII.UsefulNotes/WorldWarII.
21st Apr '16 12:35:50 AM ParkedCarAnne
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***Roger, dressed like a cowgirl, trying to get on Stan's back and getting thrown off, with Roger crying, "This was supposed to be fun!"



** Stan hiring an attractive male model for the sole purpose to be in the calendar, and the poor guy really wants to be a CIA agent, but whenever he brings Stan any intel, he just goes off on a tangent about how good looking the model is.
** Klaus' "I Killed Two Teenagers" (later changed to three) musical number.

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** Stan hiring an attractive male model ([[InkSuitActor modeled after and voiced by]] Tyrese Gibson from the ''Fast and Furious'' movies) for the sole purpose to be in the calendar, and the poor guy really wants to be a CIA agent, but whenever he brings Stan any intel, he just goes off on a tangent about how good looking the model is.
is or dismisses his reports.
** Klaus' "I Killed Two Teenagers" (later changed to three) musical number.number after Hayley's "Good, No Great, No, Good Job" musical gets interrupted.
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