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21st May '17 7:04:20 AM LtFedora
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** [[Literature/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Augustus Glup]] drowning in the chocolate river ride at the amusement park.

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** [[Literature/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory [[Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Augustus Glup]] Gloop]] drowning in the chocolate river ride at the amusement park.
13th May '17 6:33:25 PM WyraachUr
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* Also from "Stan Goes On The Pill": Roger and Klaus' advertisement selling Stan's suits.
** "Are you bigger than 42 regular? WE CAN'T HELP YOU! '''LOOK ELSEWHERE!'''"
** "K&R Suit experience in Little Detroit. If you see "God is Dead" written on the side of the collapsing overpass, ''THEN YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR''!"

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* ** Though the scene beforehand counts as NightmareFuel, this is followed up by Stan revealing his transformed self to Francine. The two of them start screaming at the top of their lungs, and after a few seconds, the camera focuses on the bedside clock - cut to nearly an hour and ten minutes later, the two of them have screamed themselves hoarse, and can only muster bored sounding yells.
** Francine's driving turns out to be just as bad as Stan's - she crashes into the CIA sign and flag in the exact same way he does in the opening titles.
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Also from "Stan Goes On The Pill": the same episode: Roger and Klaus' advertisement selling Stan's suits.
** "Are ***"Are you bigger than 42 regular? WE CAN'T HELP YOU! '''LOOK ELSEWHERE!'''"
** *** "K&R Suit experience in Little Detroit. If you see "God is Dead" written on the side of the collapsing overpass, ''THEN YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR''!"
13th May '17 11:40:00 AM Vir
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** [[CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory Augustus Glup]] drowning in the chocolate river ride at the amusement park.

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** [[CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory [[Literature/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory Augustus Glup]] drowning in the chocolate river ride at the amusement park.
3rd May '17 11:51:32 PM KhaosKyuubi
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** Stan describing his Ideal man if he were gay.
-->'''Stan''': He'd have smooth, soft skin; long, shiny hair; A narrow waist and wide hips forming the shape of an hourglass; pouty lips; big, doe eyes; a musical, high-pitched voice; large, supple breast-like pectoral muscles. And huge balls. Something you can really grab onto.
** One of the perks of Francine being an anchorwoman is that She and Stan can eat free food at Loco Larry's a Mexican restaurant, a privilege which Stan uses for all it's worth. At the end, when she decides she needs to help Greg and quit her job...
-->'''Francine''': Are you okay with losing your Loco Larry's privileges?
-->'''Stan''': Hey, helping Greg is more important than eating sixteen burritos a day every day of the week. Also, my... my colon came out.
-->'''Francine''': What?
-->'''Stan''': (gesturing) My, my colon, came out. I, I looked it up online and it ''is'' reversible.
-->'''Later'''
-->'''Stan''': Oh yeah, it's really easy to come up with clever wordplay when you're not holding in your butthole with a piece of duct tape!
3rd May '17 11:02:21 PM KhaosKyuubi
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* "The Missing Kink" contains a musical number based on a [[WesternAnimation/Tangled]] song named "I've Got a Kink". it must be seen to be believed. The same should be said about the scene in which Marguerite and Lewis watch Francine and Stan have ''unbelievably'' kinky sex.

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* "The Missing Kink" contains a musical number based on a [[WesternAnimation/Tangled]] ''Disney/Tangled'' song named "I've Got a Kink". it must be seen to be believed. The same should be said about the scene in which Marguerite and Lewis watch Francine and Stan have ''unbelievably'' kinky sex.


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** The entire subplot about Roger trying to have the best evening of his life. It involves buying a five-hundred dollar pay-per-view event of Barbra Streisand singing covers of Celine Dion songs while eating a sinfully decadent bird. Highlits include:
*** The recipe for preparing the bird, you apparently need to literally drown the still-living bird in Amaretto before [[CrossesTheLineTwice saving its life with Bird [=CPR=] and then drowning it again in Creme de Menthe]]. [[BlackComedyBurst We actually see Francine do this later in the episode.]]
*** Stan refuses to give Roger the Pay-Per-View code for the special, so he attempts to torture it out of him by reading the seven-hundred-page-long first draft of the Sex and the City movie.
*** After the evening ends, Haley asks him to describe how it was, he says that there are no word exists to describe how amazing it was.
--> '''Roger''': Imagine being high at a Rusted Roots concert while two guys take you on in a sun-baked port-o-john.
--> '''Haley''': Wow, that actually does sound pretty fun.
--> '''Roger''': (to himself) Yeah, it actually does...
12th Apr '17 6:37:45 PM Vir
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-->''Roger:''' ''(coughs from smoking cigarette)'' For Pete's sake, these things are gonna kill me. ''(the counter almost goes up to "001" until Roger hits it)'' But not tonight! No, tonight, we're gonna find out [[Recap/TheSimpsonsWhoShotMrBurns who shot Mr. Burns]]. (to someone offstage) What? 15 years ago? Who was it? ... Really, the baby? ''(sighs)'' I want a baby.

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-->''Roger:''' -->'''Roger:''' ''(coughs from smoking cigarette)'' For Pete's sake, these things are gonna kill me. ''(the counter almost goes up to "001" until Roger hits it)'' But not tonight! No, tonight, we're gonna find out [[Recap/TheSimpsonsWhoShotMrBurns who shot Mr. Burns]]. (to someone offstage) What? 15 years ago? Who was it? ... Really, the baby? ''(sighs)'' I want a baby.
11th Apr '17 10:03:36 PM Vir
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* In "100 A.D." when Stan reads Hayley's note telling him she and Jeff are getting married, Stan gets so angry, the note burns up in his hand and he [[Film/{{Superman}} flies around the world to reverse the flow of time.]] [[AllJustADream Or at least he thinks he does.]]

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* In The entirety of the [[MilestoneCelebration 100th episode]] "100 A.D." ". Right off the bat, when the narrator says that 100 characters from across the series will die and Roger appears as [[Series/TalesFromTheCrypt the Crypt Keeper]]:
-->''Roger:''' ''(coughs from smoking cigarette)'' For Pete's sake, these things are gonna kill me. ''(the counter almost goes up to "001" until Roger hits it)'' But not tonight! No, tonight, we're gonna find out [[Recap/TheSimpsonsWhoShotMrBurns who shot Mr. Burns]]. (to someone offstage) What? 15 years ago? Who was it? ... Really, the baby? ''(sighs)'' I want a baby.
** When
Stan reads Hayley's note telling him she and Jeff are getting married, Stan gets so angry, the note burns up in his hand and he [[Film/{{Superman}} flies around the world to reverse the flow of time.]] [[AllJustADream Or at least he thinks he does.]]



* TheStinger of "Buck, Wild" where Roger is in the far future trying again to get his car's pedometer over 100,000, along with Klaus who has since died and turned into a skeleton in a bucket. He misses the pedometer when he gets distracted by an anthropomorphic deer and lets out a BigNo.
** The first time is actually funnier. Roger's car breaks down just as the meter is about to go over, and he tries to physically push the car past it, but ends up getting a heart attack. Then, when he and Klaus are in the ambulance, the ambulance's pedometer starts hitting 100,000, and he misses that too.

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* TheStinger of In "Buck, Wild" where Wild", Roger is in the far future trying again and Klaus go on a road trip to get his watch Roger's car's pedometer go over 100,000, along with Klaus who has since died and turned into a skeleton in a bucket. He misses the pedometer when he gets distracted by an anthropomorphic deer and lets out a BigNo.
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100,000. The first time is actually funnier. Roger's car breaks down just as the meter is about to go over, and he Roger tries to physically push the car past it, but ends up getting a heart attack. Then, when he and Klaus are in the ambulance, the ambulance's pedometer starts hitting 100,000, and he misses that too.too.
** In TheStinger, Roger is in the far future trying again to do it again, along with Klaus who has since died and turned into a skeleton in a bucket. He misses the pedometer when he gets distracted by an anthropomorphic deer and lets out a BigNo.



--> '''Stan''': Francine, I bought a horse!/Francine, I bought a panda!

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--> '''Stan''': -->'''Stan''': Francine, I bought a horse!/Francine, I bought a panda!
2nd Apr '17 8:57:28 AM Aquila89
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-->'''Stan:''' Oh, no, it's Steve!
-->'''Francine:''' Oh, my God! Steve, don't look!
-->'''Stan:''' Yes, Steve, don't look! ''(whispering)'' Look!
-->'''Francine:''' Mommy and Daddy are just dancing!
-->'''Stan:''' Yeah, we're dancing! ''(whispering)'' We're not dancing.
** Stan visits Steve, who is sitting in his room, traumatized:
--->'''Stan:''' Hey, champ. I wanted to talk to you. You know, about what you just saw. Because things aren't always what they appear. Sometimes when someone is choking, you have to get behind them and give them the Heimlich. This was ''not'' that. I was not helping your mother with a leg cramp. I was not giving her a lying-down hug. I was not helping her look for her contact. I was ''plowing'', Steve.
31st Mar '17 10:48:25 AM BoyNinja
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** Hayley applying for a news report position, only to discover that the host is Roger.

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** Hayley applying for a news report position, position and taking a long trip to the station building, only to discover that the host is Roger.they have relocated and placed a very long arrow path to somewhere else...and reaches a ladder leading back into her house to Roger's attic, finding out she applied for him.
-->'''Hayley''': Oh, '''COME ON!'''
26th Mar '17 11:44:38 AM Vir
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** Stan helps Steve get into the Student Body Election by calming the nerdy girl running for it is a whore that's sleeping with the Jack in The Box mascot, showing a clearly photo-shopped picture of her and her together in bed to the other students shock and disgust. Steve [[ComicallyMissingThePoint asks if that's really the Jack in the Box Mascot]], which Stan answers it is, saying he has his trapped in the basement. Then it cuts to Roger opening the basement door, finding the Jack in The Box mascot bound and gagged naked, both screaming at the sight.

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** Stan helps Steve get into the Student Body Election by calming the nerdy girl running for it is a whore that's sleeping with the Jack in The Box mascot, showing a clearly photo-shopped Photoshopped picture of her and her together in bed to the other students shock and disgust. Steve [[ComicallyMissingThePoint asks if that's really the Jack in the Box Mascot]], which Stan answers it is, saying he has his trapped in the basement. Then it cuts to Roger opening the basement door, finding the Jack in The Box mascot bound and gagged naked, both screaming at the sight.
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