History Funny / AmericanDad

22nd May '18 11:53:07 AM TMNTFanGirl
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** Stan's performance at the Bachelor party of a friend he hasn't seen in twenty two years (and only got invited to by accident). He bursts in to what appears to be a very classy and restrained party wearing a Federal Boobie Inspector t-shirt with a case of beer under his arm, calls his friend "you old herpes-spreader," and then gives him a gag gift in the form of an Asian blow-up doll, reminiscing about how he always wanted to "climb the great wall of vagina." Stan finally realizes he screwed up when he is introduced to his friend's future father-in-law: a very offended-looking Japanese reverend. The real cherry on top is the line stan gives when he finally gets thrown out of the party:

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** Stan's performance antics at the Bachelor bachelor party of a an old friend he of his from college (who Stan hasn't seen in twenty two years (and only got invited to 22-years and who never wanted him at the party in the first place--Stan had gotten the invitation totally by accident). He bursts in to what appears to be a very classy and restrained party wearing a Federal Boobie Inspector t-shirt with a case of beer under his arm, calls his friend "you old herpes-spreader," and then gives him a gag gift in the form of an Asian blow-up doll, reminiscing about how he always wanted to "climb the great wall of vagina." Stan finally realizes he screwed up big-time when he is he's introduced to his old friend's future soon-to-be father-in-law: a very an extremely offended-looking Japanese reverend. reverend named Hideki Obayashi. The real cherry on top is the line stan Stan gives when he finally gets thrown out of the party:



* The ending to "Old Stan in the Mountain" - Stan breaks the hex that was put on him and appears to be returning to his normal age... only to find that he's suddenly turned into a young black man.
-->'''Haley:''' Ok dad, think. What was the last interaction you had with a black person?\\

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* The ending to "Old Stan in the Mountain" - -- Stan breaks the hex that was put on him and appears to be returning to his normal age... only to find that he's suddenly turned into a young black man.
-->'''Haley:''' Ok dad, think. What When was the your last interaction you had with a black person?\\



** After mishearing Steve and Haley and misinterpreting what they was saying, thinking they plan to kill Stan, he attempts to kill them both. He attempts to murder Steve whilst he's alseep, and he sneaks into Steve's tent, raises a knife... and then cuts to Stan sleeping in that pose. Moments later he attempts to kill them both by dousing them with lighter fluid and setting them ablaze. He pulls out a lighter, lights it up... and cut to him having fallen asleep and the lighter all burnt out.

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** After mishearing Steve and Haley and misinterpreting what they was saying, thinking they plan to kill Stan, he attempts to kill them both. He attempts to murder Steve whilst he's alseep, and he sneaks into Steve's tent, raises a knife... and then cuts to Stan sleeping in that pose. Moments later he attempts to kill them both by dousing them with lighter fluid and setting them ablaze. He pulls out a lighter, lights it up... and cut to him having fallen asleep and the lighter all burnt out.
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13th May '18 1:10:44 AM Vir
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** The hitchiker thinking the group is too weird, and runs off, citing his meth addiction as the cause.
** Steve smashing one of the Ron Howard lego statues to convince Snot to go on the road trip to his dads funeral.
--> '''Barry''': ''OPIE!!!''

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** The hitchiker hitchhiker thinking the group is too weird, and runs off, citing his meth addiction as the cause.
** Steve smashing one of the Ron Howard lego Creator/RonHoward LEGO statues to convince Snot to go on the road trip to his dads dad's funeral.
--> '''Barry''': '''Barry:''' ''OPIE!!!''
30th Mar '18 9:10:18 PM SilentStranger
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** The reason for Sergei's grudge against the U.S? After the fall of communism, Sergei's wife ran off with a tennis equipment salesman from West Berlin, and his beloved son became an entrepeneur - who sells ''Halloween costumes for dogs''.

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** The reason for Sergei's grudge against the U.S? After the fall of communism, Sergei's wife ran off with a tennis equipment salesman from West Berlin, and his beloved son became an entrepeneur - who sells ''Halloween costumes for dogs''. You do sort of see his point.



** Stan's half-assed apology cake, it's just a WesternAnimation/{{SpongeBob|SquarePants}} cake with the words "Bad Dad Sad" written in frosting.

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** Stan's half-assed apology cake, it's just a WesternAnimation/{{SpongeBob|SquarePants}} cake with the words "Bad Dad Sad" crudely written in the frosting.


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** Stan's co-worker Dick has his own avatar, a muscular black man named "Black Dick". Bullock tells the others to not make any immature jokes about this, but cant help himself from noting that Black Dick is "huge and veiny". On top of that, Black Dick apparently has a comically small penis, as he asks the pharmacist if they sell any condoms smaller than Extra Small.
30th Mar '18 2:38:31 PM AznPinoy
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* "Whole Slotta Love" had Roger try to make jokes as a flight attendant, with no laughs. This being Roger, it goes dark real quickly by causing [[spoiler:an engine failure and opening the door, then leaving. Then...]]
--> '''Roger:''' [[LaughingMad Hahahaha-]] [[OhCrap oh, fuck me.]]\\
'''Roger hits the ground hard, then gets run over by the plane while it is landing.'''
21st Mar '18 11:59:08 AM LtFedora
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* The spaghetti sauce from "Shell Game" giving the family the personalities of stereotypical Italian immigrants.

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* The spaghetti sauce from "Shell Game" giving the family the personalities of stereotypical Italian immigrants.immigrants.
** When Steve is about to be killed by the Order of the Hand and Nest, his life flashes before his eyes...in the form of sepia tone flashbacks of the Smith family coming to America in the 50s as Italian immigrants.
-->'''Steve:''' What the hell is in that sauce?
11th Mar '18 6:49:13 PM TroperBeDoper
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--> '''Stan''': (As Phyllis) [[CrossesTheLineTwice Must... Get Plowed... By son...]]

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--> '''Stan''': (As Phyllis) [[CrossesTheLineTwice Must... Get Plowed... By son...]]]]
* The spaghetti sauce from "Shell Game" giving the family the personalities of stereotypical Italian immigrants.
4th Mar '18 7:51:40 PM KhaosKyuubi
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* In "Virtual In-Stanity", there's a slideshow of Steve's early life and Stan is absent from every clip. In particular, when he was born the doctor bit him umbilical cord apart, and when it looks like Stan was teaching Steve how to ride a bike it zooms out to show that it's actually a homeless guy stealing it.

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* In "Virtual In-Stanity", there's a slideshow of Steve's early life and Stan is absent from every clip. In particular, when he was born the doctor bit him umbilical cord apart, and when it looks like Stan was teaching Steve how to ride a bike it zooms out to show that it's actually a homeless guy stealing it.
** The main plot of Stan trying to get closer to Steve by using a remote-controlled Android girl to date him produces some great highlights. Such as Stan Twerking, a fight between him and Francine (the latter in a mech suit) that ends up causing massive property damage, and Steves "schedule" that consists of page after page of [[ADateWithRosiePalms "whack
it."]]
--> '''Stan''': (As Phyllis) [[CrossesTheLineTwice Must... Get Plowed... By son...]]
21st Feb '18 7:44:39 AM Aquila89
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--->'''Stan:''' Hey, champ. I wanted to talk to you. You know, about what you just saw. Because things aren't always what they appear. Sometimes when someone is choking, you have to get behind them and give them the Heimlich. This was ''not'' that. I was not helping your mother with a leg cramp. I was not giving her a lying-down hug. I was not helping her look for her contact. I was ''plowing'', Steve.

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--->'''Stan:''' Hey, champ. I wanted to talk to you. You know, about what you just saw. Because [[NotWhatItLooksLike things aren't always what they appear. appear.]] Sometimes when someone is choking, you have to get behind them and give them the Heimlich. [[WellThisIsNotThatTrope This was ''not'' that. that.]] I was not helping your mother with a leg cramp. I was not giving her a lying-down hug. I was not helping her look for her contact. I was ''plowing'', Steve.Steve.
--->'''Steve:''' ''(weakly)'' Oh, my goodness...
--->'''Stan:''' See, in the animal kingdom, he who mates is king. And you're many, many years from finding a mate of your own. This is nature, bitch! We're getting primal in this house!
15th Feb '18 6:35:48 PM TroperBeDoper
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZpUp4Tl-1s "GLOW STICK DANCE!"]]


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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZpUp4Tl-1s "GLOW STICK DANCE!"]]
9th Feb '18 6:47:25 PM KhaosKyuubi
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** Francine going on a rant about how when she was [[BiTheWay "on the floor with another woman"]] [[ReallyGetsAround guys would throw money on them,]] and then pick up the money and throw it again like she doesn't have peripheral vision! Cut to Klaus and Roger sitting in StunnedSilence
** Stan's performance at the Bachelor party of a friend he hasn't seen in twenty two years (and only got invited to by accident). He bursts in to what appears to be a very classy and restrained party wearing a Federal Boobie Inspector t-shirt with a case of beer under his arm, calls his friend "you old herpes-spreader," and then gives him a gag gift in the form of an Asian blow-up doll, reminiscing about how he always wanted to "climb the great wall of vagina." Stan finally realizes he screwed up when he is introduced to his friend's future father-in-law: a very offended-looking Japanese reverend. The real cherry on top is the line stan gives when he finally gets thrown out of the party:
---> '''Stan''': How could someone have changed so much in twenty-two years?
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