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* At one point, Jacob picks up on a very... ''[[CampGay interesting]]'' line delivery from his younger self and questions how it's at all possible that he hadn't already figured out that he was bi at that point.

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* At one point, Jacob picks up on a very... ''[[CampGay interesting]]'' line delivery from his younger self and questions how it's at all possible that he [[TransparentCloset hadn't already figured out that he was bi at that point.point]].
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!!It's been Ten Years of making videos
* Jacob spends the whole video reacting to his first ever let's play from when he was a teenager. You can guess where this is going.
* He inevitably gets a kick out of how his old avatar was one of those old Flash game "make an anime character face" pictures.
* Jacob's complete and utter bafflement at the long-winded traumadumping rant his teenage self gives about [[FelonyMisdemeanor having to pick up his sister from an appointment she had]].
* At one point, Jacob picks up on a very... ''[[CampGay interesting]]'' line delivery from his younger self and questions how it's at all possible that he hadn't already figured out that he was bi at that point.
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* Jacob-as-Romeo telling his friends about his failed romance with Rosaline, and Jaiden-as-Benvolio's response to it.

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* Jaiden-as-Benvolio's response to Jacob-as-Romeo telling his friends about his failed romance with Rosaline, and Jaiden-as-Benvolio's response to it.Rosaline.



* This line from Mercutio (as played by Anthpo).

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* This line from Mercutio (as played acted by Anthpo).



* The RunningGag throughout of every single character verbally shitting all over Peter (played by CJ) whenever they speak to him.
-->'''Peter''': Can I come [to the party]?\\
'''Everyone''': No.



'''Juliet''': ''(Twirling her hair and giggling flirtatiously)'' That's hot~\\
'''Romeo''': Yeah...I'm a virgin. ''({{Dope Slap}}s himself)''\\
'''Juliet''': Me too!\\
'''Romeo''': We can fix that. ''({{Facepalm}}s)'' I mean, [[BrickJoke what about your feet]]? ''([[RuleOfThree another frustrated gesture]])''
* For Mercutio's dying speech, Anthpo instead recites the famous "to be or not to be" soliloquy...from ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}''. Hey, they had to get some actual Shakespeare in there somewhere. Complete with melancholy music in the background. Doubles as an SugarWiki/{{Awesome Moment|s}} due to reciting almost half the speech ''just from memory''.

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'''Juliet''': ''(Twirling her hair and giggling flirtatiously)'' That's hot~\\
'''Romeo''': Yeah...I'm a virgin. ''({{Dope Slap}}s himself)''\\
'''Juliet''': Me too!\\
'''Romeo''': We can fix that. ''({{Facepalm}}s)'' I mean, [[BrickJoke what about your feet]]? ''([[RuleOfThree another frustrated gesture]])''
hot~
* For Mercutio's dying speech, Anthpo instead recites the famous "to be or not to be" soliloquy...from ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}''. Hey, they had to get some actual Shakespeare in there somewhere. Complete with melancholy music in the background. Doubles as an SugarWiki/{{Awesome Moment|s}} due to reciting almost half the speech ''just from memory''.



** When Tybalt (played by Cristina Vee) is fatally wounded by Romeo, he begins reciting his own death monologue--[[ActorAllusion Cristina's segment]] from Jacob's Copypasta Theater video--before he abruptly cuts Tybalt off with a coup de grace.
--->'''Tybalt''': [[MemeticMutation To be fair...you have to have a very high IQ to--]] ''(Romeo smacks her with his sword)''
* Jules plays Lord Capulet like a drunk frat bro LargeHam, such as calling the party he throws near the beginning "a rager" for his "hot daughter" Juliet, and later discovering her fake-dead body. "[[BigNO NOOOOOO!]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK!]] My DAUGHTER IS DEAD!"
* The RunningGag throughout of every single character verbally shitting all over Peter (played by CJ) whenever they speak to him.
-->'''Peter''': Can I come [to the party]?\\
'''Everyone''': No.
* Friar Lawrence (played by well-known [[TheGadfly troll and gadfly]] Altrive), together with a few others, discovers Romeo, Juliet, and Paris all dead and realizes this happened partly because of [[PoorCommunicationKills his poor communication]] with them. He sums up the situation thusly:
-->'''Lawrence''': I think I did a little too much trolling.

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** When Tybalt (played by Cristina Vee) reacts with increasing annoyance and sulks in a corner while being told to wait for first Mercutio and then Romeo to finish their speeches before fighting the latter. When Tybalt is fatally wounded by Romeo, he begins reciting his own death monologue--[[ActorAllusion Cristina's segment]] from Jacob's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWnoJav4Rs0&ab_channel=Alpharad Copypasta Theater video--before video]]--before he abruptly cuts Tybalt him off with a coup de grace.
--->'''Tybalt''': [[MemeticMutation [[WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty To be fair...]][[MemeticMutation you have to have a very high IQ to--]] ''(Romeo ''([[KilledMidSentence Romeo smacks her him with his sword)''
sword]])''
* Jules plays Lord Capulet like a drunk drunk, LargeHam frat bro LargeHam, with NoIndoorVoice, such as calling the party he throws near the beginning "a rager" for his "hot daughter" Juliet, enthusiastically telling her that her new betrothed Paris has a "huge schlong" and stating her (fake) enthusiasm to marry him is "pretty poggers," and later discovering her fake-dead body. "[[BigNO NOOOOOO!]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK!]] My MY GODDAMN DAUGHTER IS DEAD!"
* The RunningGag throughout Meanwhile, [=PointCrow=] goes hard into the PrinceCharmless portrayal of every single character verbally shitting all Paris that some productions give him, playing him as an inappropriately-horny incel with no tact. A standout is the one scene he shares with Juliet where she threatens suicide over Peter (played by CJ) whenever they speak to him.
-->'''Peter''': Can I come [to
marrying him, and he responds with:
-->'''Paris''': Is it that time of
the party]?\\
'''Everyone''': No.
month, uh, Juliet?\\
'''Juliet''': [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Did you really just fucking say that to me?!]]
* Benvolio using ''a knock-knock joke'' to tell Romeo that Juliet is "dead". And Romeo decides to travel the world to buy poison from an apothecary so he can [[TogetherInDeath join her in death]]...only for one to suddenly appear, dressed all in black with a ''[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext bird mask]]'' and strumming a guitar.
-->'''Romeo''': Oh holy shit.
* In this version, Romeo kills Paris ''by complete mistake'' via accidentally impaling him with his sword while trying to give him advice.
* Romeo's last words, and then Juliet waking up to find him dead.
-->'''Romeo''': [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes That's all, folks.]] ''(dies)''\\
'''Juliet''': Babe? ''(realizes he's dead)'' Are you breaking up with me?! Are you...are you serious?!
* Friar Lawrence Laurence (played by well-known [[TheGadfly troll and gadfly]] Altrive), together with a few others, Altrive/Dash) discovers Romeo, Juliet, Romeo and Paris all dead and Juliet awake, and realizes this happened partly because of [[PoorCommunicationKills his poor communication]] with them. he forgot to fill Romeo in]] on her faked suicide. He sums up the situation thusly:
-->'''Lawrence''':
thusly to Juliet:
-->'''Laurence''':
I think I did a little too much trolling.trolling.
* And then the whole play somehow wraps with Prince Escalus, Peter, Benvolio, and [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Mercutio's ghost]] having a DancePartyEnding, [[BlackComedy despite three people being dead on the ground nearby]].
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!![[AC:Romeo and Juliet, but without any rehearsals]]
* The ''entire video'', thanks to the premise: in addition to having no rehearsals, there's also no script, with Jo writing down just a one-sentence description for each character in each scene describing the very basics of what they're doing therein, and they improvise their lines from there, which naturally makes for a ton of hilarious dialogue and {{Corpsing}} throughout.
* Continuing Ross's RunningGag of dying early (started in VideoGame/AmongUs sessions where he was frequently killed in the first round), he plays a nameless background character who gets killed immediately by Jacob-Romeo in the opening battle scene between the Capulets and Montagues without even getting any lines, as he himself lampshades in the comments:
-->'''WebVideo/RubberRoss''': I made it through about 20 seconds of this video and died. It's among us all over again.
* Jacob-as-Romeo telling his friends about his failed romance with Rosaline, and Jaiden-as-Benvolio's response to it.
-->'''Romeo''': So I was with this girl Rosaline, right? And she ended things!\\
'''Benvolio''': ...Bitch.
* This line from Mercutio (as played by Anthpo).
-->'''Mercutio''': Listen, I understand how much you like feet, but you can't open with that, Romeo.
* Romeo and Juliet (Deanna) having their awkward first meeting, with Romeo's {{Epic Fail}}s at flirting that somehow still works.
-->'''Romeo''': You go to therapy with that ass? ''(She flirtatiously sticks her ass out)''\\
''(Later, as Juliet admires Romeo's sword)''\\
'''Romeo''': Yeah, you know what they say about swords. I fucking murdered a person today.\\
'''Juliet''': ''(Twirling her hair and giggling flirtatiously)'' That's hot~\\
'''Romeo''': Yeah...I'm a virgin. ''({{Dope Slap}}s himself)''\\
'''Juliet''': Me too!\\
'''Romeo''': We can fix that. ''({{Facepalm}}s)'' I mean, [[BrickJoke what about your feet]]? ''([[RuleOfThree another frustrated gesture]])''
* For Mercutio's dying speech, Anthpo instead recites the famous "to be or not to be" soliloquy...from ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}''. Hey, they had to get some actual Shakespeare in there somewhere. Complete with melancholy music in the background. Doubles as an SugarWiki/{{Awesome Moment|s}} due to reciting almost half the speech ''just from memory''.
** And then Romeo recites his own sonnet in return, which segues into the video's sponsorship, while Benvolio stands solemnly saluting nearby.
--->'''Romeo''': Hath thou heard of VideoGame/RaidShadowLegends?
** When Tybalt (played by Cristina Vee) is fatally wounded by Romeo, he begins reciting his own death monologue--[[ActorAllusion Cristina's segment]] from Jacob's Copypasta Theater video--before he abruptly cuts Tybalt off with a coup de grace.
--->'''Tybalt''': [[MemeticMutation To be fair...you have to have a very high IQ to--]] ''(Romeo smacks her with his sword)''
* Jules plays Lord Capulet like a drunk frat bro LargeHam, such as calling the party he throws near the beginning "a rager" for his "hot daughter" Juliet, and later discovering her fake-dead body. "[[BigNO NOOOOOO!]] [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK!]] My DAUGHTER IS DEAD!"
* The RunningGag throughout of every single character verbally shitting all over Peter (played by CJ) whenever they speak to him.
-->'''Peter''': Can I come [to the party]?\\
'''Everyone''': No.
* Friar Lawrence (played by well-known [[TheGadfly troll and gadfly]] Altrive), together with a few others, discovers Romeo, Juliet, and Paris all dead and realizes this happened partly because of [[PoorCommunicationKills his poor communication]] with them. He sums up the situation thusly:
-->'''Lawrence''': I think I did a little too much trolling.
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* WebVideo/ScottTheWoz, being clueless about the mechanics of the series, managed to send Jacob a Watchog with no item, no moves, and no ability, making it completely useless. On the Google form to submit his Pokémon, when asked if it was holding an item, he responded "he doesn't look like he is". As for what ability and moves it should have, he gave no proper answer, instead confusedly responding to both questions that he "went through the Pokédex and picked a funny looking one".

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* WebVideo/ScottTheWoz, being clueless about the mechanics of the series, managed to send Jacob a Watchog with no item, no moves, and no ability, making it completely useless. On the Google form to submit his Pokémon, when asked if it was holding an item, he responded "he doesn't look like he is". As for what ability and moves it should have, he gave no proper answer, instead confusedly responding to both questions that he "went "just looked through the Pokédex and picked a funny looking one".
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* WebVideo/ScottTheWoz, being clueless about the mechanics of the series, managed to send Jacob a Watchog with no item, no moves, and no ability, making it completely useless. On the Google form to submit his Pokémon, when asked if his Pokémon is holding an item, he responded "he doesn't look like he is". As for what ability and moves it should have, he gave no proper answer, instead confusedly responding to both questions that he "went through the Pokédex and picked a funny looking one".

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* WebVideo/ScottTheWoz, being clueless about the mechanics of the series, managed to send Jacob a Watchog with no item, no moves, and no ability, making it completely useless. On the Google form to submit his Pokémon, when asked if his Pokémon is it was holding an item, he responded "he doesn't look like he is". As for what ability and moves it should have, he gave no proper answer, instead confusedly responding to both questions that he "went through the Pokédex and picked a funny looking one".
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* WebVideo/ScottTheWoz sent Jacob a Watchog with no item, no moves, and no ability, making it completely useless. Why? On the Google form to submit his Pokémon, when asked if his Pokémon is holding an item, he responded "he doesn't look like he is". As for what ability and moves it should have, he gave no proper answer, instead confusedly responding to both questions that he "went through the Pokédex and picked a funny looking one".

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* WebVideo/ScottTheWoz sent WebVideo/ScottTheWoz, being clueless about the mechanics of the series, managed to send Jacob a Watchog with no item, no moves, and no ability, making it completely useless. Why? On the Google form to submit his Pokémon, when asked if his Pokémon is holding an item, he responded "he doesn't look like he is". As for what ability and moves it should have, he gave no proper answer, instead confusedly responding to both questions that he "went through the Pokédex and picked a funny looking one".
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!![[AC:100 YouTubers sent me a Pokémon for a Nuzlocke]]
* WebVideo/ScottTheWoz sent Jacob a Watchog with no item, no moves, and no ability, making it completely useless. Why? On the Google form to submit his Pokémon, when asked if his Pokémon is holding an item, he responded "he doesn't look like he is". As for what ability and moves it should have, he gave no proper answer, instead confusedly responding to both questions that he "went through the Pokédex and picked a funny looking one".
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* [[NeverLiveItDown The infamous Onix Incident.]] During the fight against Lorelei's Jynx, [[CouldSayItBut "a relatively loud voice in [his] ear"]][[note]]Jacob's friend Captain Kidd (Braden)[[/note]] advised him to try and beat it using an Onix (named Mewtwo as a joke). Despite arguing against it due to Onix's Ice weakness, the level of frustration he had been feeling towards the Jynx due to the amount of bad luck with status ailments he had been getting caused him to cave to [[CouldSayItBut "this person who will go unnamed"]]'s advice anyway in what he could only describe as a MomentOfWeakness. [[StupidSacrifice The Onix is killed in a single hit from Ice Punch.]]

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* [[NeverLiveItDown The infamous Onix Incident.]] During the fight against Lorelei's Jynx, [[CouldSayItBut "a relatively loud voice in [his] ear"]][[note]]Jacob's friend Captain Kidd (Braden)[[/note]] advised him to try and beat it using an Onix (named Mewtwo as a joke).joke) with a Quick Claw (an item that gives the holder a small chance to move first even if the enemy is faster). Despite arguing against it due to Onix's Ice weakness, the level of frustration he had been feeling towards the Jynx due to the amount of bad luck with status ailments he had been getting caused him to cave to [[CouldSayItBut "this person who will go unnamed"]]'s advice anyway in what he could only describe as a MomentOfWeakness. [[StupidSacrifice The Onix is killed in a single hit from Ice Punch.]]




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** Also, Onix has an awful attack stat and people have ran calculations, which indicate that even if all the stars aligned, Alpharad still would only have had a ''chance'' of one-hit-koing Jynx.

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That was Altrive's voice.


* [[NeverLiveItDown The infamous Onix Incident.]] During the fight against Lorelei's Jynx, Jacob's friend Captain Kidd (Braden) advised him to try and beat it using an Onix (named Mewtwo as a joke). Despite arguing against it due to Onix's Ice weakness, the level of frustration he had been feeling towards the Jynx due to the amount of bad luck with status ailments he had been getting caused him to cave to Braden's advice anyway in what he could only describe as a MomentOfWeakness. [[StupidSacrifice The Onix is killed in a single hit from Ice Punch.]]
-->'''Jacob:''' What did I say, Braden? [[SuddenlyShouting WHAT DID I SAY?!]]\\
'''Fyrus:''' [[OhCrap WHAT THE FUCK?!]]\\

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* [[NeverLiveItDown The infamous Onix Incident.]] During the fight against Lorelei's Jynx, Jacob's [[CouldSayItBut "a relatively loud voice in [his] ear"]][[note]]Jacob's friend Captain Kidd (Braden) (Braden)[[/note]] advised him to try and beat it using an Onix (named Mewtwo as a joke). Despite arguing against it due to Onix's Ice weakness, the level of frustration he had been feeling towards the Jynx due to the amount of bad luck with status ailments he had been getting caused him to cave to Braden's [[CouldSayItBut "this person who will go unnamed"]]'s advice anyway in what he could only describe as a MomentOfWeakness. [[StupidSacrifice The Onix is killed in a single hit from Ice Punch.]]
-->'''Jacob:''' ''[[RageBreakingPoint What did I say, Braden? [[SuddenlyShouting Braden?!]] '''[[SuddenlyShouting WHAT DID I SAY?!]]\\
'''Fyrus:'''
SAY?!]]'''''\\
'''Altrive:'''
[[OhCrap WHAT THE FUCK?!]]\\


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** There's also the understated fact that Jacob ''repeatedly'' tried to obscure Kidd's involvement in this incident, [[EveryoneKnewAlready only for it to be made blatantly obvious in the clip]].
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* Jawsh had a ''painting'' commissioned for him in the name of winning "Most Likely to become a Politician" and in fact did win. His speech for winning was a simple "My fellow Americans: GG."

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* Jawsh had a ''painting'' commissioned for him in the name of winning "Most Likely to become a Politician" and in fact did win. His speech for winning was a simple "My fellow Americans: GG.Countrymen: [[SophisticatedAsHell GG]]."
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*** [[FromBadToWorse It gets worse]]: When the coin toss is proposed, [[LoopholeAbuse Jaiden clearly states that she'd get double points]] [[ExactWords if she]] ''[[ExactWords lost.]]'' So, either Jacob didn't hear her say that, [[KickTheDog or outright ignored it]]. According to Jacob himself, it was the latter.

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*** [[FromBadToWorse It gets worse]]: When the coin toss is proposed, [[LoopholeAbuse Jaiden clearly states that she'd get double points]] [[ExactWords if she]] ''[[ExactWords lost.]]'' So, either Jacob didn't hear her say that, [[KickTheDog or outright ignored it]]. According to Jacob himself, Jacob, it was the latter.former:
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*** [[FromBadToWorse It gets worse]]: When the coin toss is proposed, [[LoopholeAbuse Jaiden clearly states that she'd get double points]] [[ExactWords if she]] ''[[ExactWords lost.]]'' So, either Jacob didn't hear her say that, [[KickTheDog or outright ignored it]].

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*** [[FromBadToWorse It gets worse]]: When the coin toss is proposed, [[LoopholeAbuse Jaiden clearly states that she'd get double points]] [[ExactWords if she]] ''[[ExactWords lost.]]'' So, either Jacob didn't hear her say that, [[KickTheDog or outright ignored it]].
it]]. According to Jacob himself, it was the latter.
---->'''Alpharad:''' people are goin full psychoanalysis in the comments but my small brain just didn't process what she said
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--->'''Jacob:''' [[SarcasmMode ...Thanks, guys.]]

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--->'''Jacob:''' -->'''Jacob:''' [[SarcasmMode ...Thanks, guys.]]



--->'''Smith:''' Being gay isn't a choice; [[BaitAndSwitch it's a game, and I'm winning]].

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--->'''Smith:''' -->'''Smith:''' Being gay isn't a choice; [[BaitAndSwitch it's a game, and I'm winning]].
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* When presenting the nominees for Best Artist, Jaiden is [[OhCrap not amused]] by the picture of her that Jacob pulls up, since she "[[Rule34 didn't draw that one]]."
* Giwi is crowned the "Most Likely to have their Spouse die of 'Natural Causes'" and is immediately followed by her partner RubberRoss winning "Most Likely to Die First".

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* When presenting the nominees for Best Artist, Jaiden is [[OhCrap not amused]] by the picture of her that Jacob pulls up, since she "[[Rule34 "[[RuleThirtyFour didn't draw that one]]."
* Giwi is crowned the "Most Likely to have their Spouse die of 'Natural Causes'" and is immediately followed by her partner RubberRoss WebVideo/RubberRoss winning "Most Likely to Die First".



---> '''Jacob:''' [[SarcasmMode ...Thanks, guys.]]

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---> '''Jacob:''' --->'''Jacob:''' [[SarcasmMode ...Thanks, guys.]]



---> '''Smith:''' Being gay isn't a choice; [[BaitAndSwitch it's a game, and I'm winning]].

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---> '''Smith:''' --->'''Smith:''' Being gay isn't a choice; [[BaitAndSwitch it's a game, and I'm winning]].



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'''Braden:''' [[OhCrap WHAT THE FUCK?!]]\\

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'''Braden:''' '''Fyrus:''' [[OhCrap WHAT THE FUCK?!]]\\



'''Braden:''' I thought he had Sturdy!\\

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'''Braden:''' [[DidntThinkThisThrough I thought he had Sturdy!\\Sturdy!]]\\



** By the time it's all over, everyone agrees to just kill Flowey, and respond to his [[IfYouKillHimYouWillBeJustLikeHim final taunts]] by stomping on his corpse out of spite.

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** By the time it's all over, everyone agrees to just kill Flowey, and respond to his [[IfYouKillHimYouWillBeJustLikeHim final taunts]] by [[ShutUpHannibal stomping on his corpse out of spite.spite]].

!![[AC: I Hosted an Awards Show for Friends who don't deserve any]]
* Jacob takes a brief intermission during editing to [[DistractedByMyOwnSexy admire his own ass]].
* When presenting the nominees for Best Artist, Jaiden is [[OhCrap not amused]] by the picture of her that Jacob pulls up, since she "[[Rule34 didn't draw that one]]."
* Giwi is crowned the "Most Likely to have their Spouse die of 'Natural Causes'" and is immediately followed by her partner RubberRoss winning "Most Likely to Die First".
* After all of the work that Jacob put in for the awards show for his friends, they [[UngratefulBastard thanked him]] by crowning him "Biggest Slut".
---> '''Jacob:''' [[SarcasmMode ...Thanks, guys.]]
* Smith drops a rather amusing BadassBoast when they give a speech for winning "Most Gay".
---> '''Smith:''' Being gay isn't a choice; [[BaitAndSwitch it's a game, and I'm winning]].
** Jacob, who was a fellow nominee for said award, is not amused by the fact that a picture of him kissing Skooch pops him for both this award and "Sloppiest Drunk" earlier and yet the latter wasn't even nominated for either.
* Jawsh had a ''painting'' commissioned for him in the name of winning "Most Likely to become a Politician" and in fact did win. His speech for winning was a simple "My fellow Americans: GG."

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* [[NeverLiveItDown The infamous Onix Incident.]] During the fight against Lorelei's Jynx, Jacob's friend Captain Kidd (Braden) advised him to try and beat it using an Onix. Despite arguing against it due to Onix's Ice weakness, the level of frustration he had been feeling towards the Jynx due to the amount of bad luck with status ailments he had been getting caused him to cave to Braden's advice anyway in what he could only describe as a MomentOfWeakness. [[StupidSacrifice The Onix is killed in a single hit from Ice Punch.]]
-->'''Jacob:''' What did I say, Braden? [[SuddenlyShouting WHAT DID I SAY?!]] Jesus Christ, I'm never listening to you, ever! ''EVER!'' Literally never! '''Not once''' has your advice ''ever'' helped me!

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* [[NeverLiveItDown The infamous Onix Incident.]] During the fight against Lorelei's Jynx, Jacob's friend Captain Kidd (Braden) advised him to try and beat it using an Onix.Onix (named Mewtwo as a joke). Despite arguing against it due to Onix's Ice weakness, the level of frustration he had been feeling towards the Jynx due to the amount of bad luck with status ailments he had been getting caused him to cave to Braden's advice anyway in what he could only describe as a MomentOfWeakness. [[StupidSacrifice The Onix is killed in a single hit from Ice Punch.]]
-->'''Jacob:''' What did I say, Braden? [[SuddenlyShouting WHAT DID I SAY?!]] SAY?!]]\\
'''Braden:''' [[OhCrap WHAT THE FUCK?!]]\\
'''Jacob:''' ''WHAT DID I SAY?!''\\
'''Braden:''' I thought he had Sturdy!\\
'''Jacob:'''
Jesus Christ, I'm never listening to you, ever! ''EVER!'' Literally never! '''Not once''' has your advice ''ever'' helped me!
me!\\
'''Braden:''' [[NotHelpingYourCase ...well, we got a...we got a pretty bad Mewtwo, there.]]
** For extra funny points, remember how Braden thought Onix could tank it due to Sturdy? ''That's only possible in ''VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite'' onwards!'' Before that, it was just a NoSell to OneHitKill moves instead of surviving any attack at full health. Even if that Onix ''did'' have Sturdy, [[InSpiteOfANail it wouldn't have helped]].
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** Jacob's brief intermission where he shows a page filled top-to-bottom with invites he sent to Jaiden to bring her back in to fight Flowey and comments on [[TakeThat how desperate it looks]].
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** On their second attempt, one of them tells them to stand back. Cue a SmashCut to Toriel being killed and that player cheering, the others attempting to justify themselves and chat crying and calling them monsters. Alpharad reamrks that [[MemeticMutation he feels a couple sins crawling on his back]], and Flowey taunts them by telling them it's not like they can go back and change fate.

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** On their second attempt, one of them tells them to stand back. Cue a SmashCut to Toriel being killed and that player cheering, the others attempting to justify themselves and chat crying and calling them monsters. Alpharad reamrks remarks that [[MemeticMutation he feels a couple sins crawling on his back]], and Flowey taunts them by telling them it's not like they can go back and change fate.
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---> '''Jacob:''' [[CrossingTheLineTwice Hey Siri, am I gonna commit a war crime today?]]

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---> '''Jacob:''' [[CrossingTheLineTwice Hey -->'''Jacob:''' [[CrossesTheLineTwice Hey, Siri, am I gonna commit a war crime today?]]



---> '''Jacob''': That was the first group decision we've ever had and we're all bloodthirsty now.

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---> '''Jacob''': --->'''Jacob:''' That was the first group decision we've ever had and we're all bloodthirsty now.

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