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-->'''Witness:''' I'm a psychic. And a medium. A little bit of both, I guess. ''[beat]'' A medium psychic? On good days, I'm a [[LamePun petite psychic.]]

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-->'''Witness:''' I'm a psychic. And a medium. A little bit of both, I guess. ''[beat]'' A medium psychic? On good days, I'm a [[LamePun petite psychic.]]]]

[[AC:Episode 6 - Arrythmia]]
* A former police DRN unit riding with Kennex and Dorian jumps out of Kennex's car to arrest a man he thinks is a fugitive. This results in an SUV rolling forward down a hill and smashing into a parked car which hits a fire hydrant which is blown into the air and hits a police drone which is damaged and thrown out of control, ricocheting off a building and smashing into a police android who is stopped nearby writing a ticket and carrying him through the door of a third vehicle. Kennex and Dorian watch the entire thing unable to say anything. Finished with the woman receiving the ticket waving and asking if this means she can go now.
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* Dorian becoming irritated with John during his Japanese lunch break. John tells him that he's not leaving the restaurant until he finished his meal. That's when Dorian has a conversation with the chef and orders John (what appears to be) a screaming slug creature that John is forced to eat it to prove that he won't leave until he ate everything.

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* Dorian becoming irritated with John during his Japanese lunch break. John tells him that he's not leaving the restaurant until he finished his meal. meal, claiming that it would be considered rude in Japanese culture. That's when Dorian has a conversation with the chef and orders John (what appears to be) a screaming slug creature that John is forced to eat it to prove that he won't leave until he ate everything.back up his earlier claims.
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-->'''John:''' [[GagPenis Is that all for one person?]] You're a robot. What... what do you do with it?\\

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-->'''John:''' [[GagPenis Is that all for one person?]] You're Dude, put it away. Wait... you're a robot. What... what do you do with it?\\
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* Dorian becoming irritated with John during his Japanese lunch break. John tells him that he's not leaving the restaurant until he finished his meal. That's when Dorian has a conversation with the chef and orders John (what appears to be) a screaming slug creature that John is forced to eat to prove that he won't leave until he ate everything.

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* Dorian becoming irritated with John during his Japanese lunch break. John tells him that he's not leaving the restaurant until he finished his meal. That's when Dorian has a conversation with the chef and orders John (what appears to be) a screaming slug creature that John is forced to eat it to prove that he won't leave until he ate everything.
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'''Dorian:''' If you like, I could put it somewhere else.\\

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'''Dorian:''' If you like, I could put it somewhere else.\\

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-->'''John:''' [[GagPenis Is that all for one person?]]

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-->'''John:''' [[GagPenis Is that all for one person?]]person?]] You're a robot. What... what do you do with it?\\
'''Dorian:''' Probably the same thing you do with yours... nothing.



-->'''John:''' Oh, I can't get it out of my head.\\

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-->'''John:''' --->'''John:''' Oh, I can't get it out of my head.\\



-->(later)
-->'''John:''' You're a robot. What... what do you do with it?\\
'''Dorian:''' Probably the same thing you do with yours... nothing.

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-->(later)\\
'''John:''' You're a robot. What... what do you do with it?\\
'''Dorian:''' Probably the same thing you do with yours... nothing.

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-->(later)\\
'''John:'''
-->(later)
-->'''John:'''
You're a robot. What... what do you do with it?\\
'''Dorian:''' Probably the same thing you do with yours... nothing.nothing.
* Then, later on, one of the witnesses is talking:
-->'''Witness:''' I'm a psychic. And a medium. A little bit of both, I guess. ''[beat]'' A medium psychic? On good days, I'm a [[LamePun petite psychic.]]
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-->'''John:''' [[GagPenis Is that all for one person?]]

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-->'''John:''' [[GagPenis Is that all for one person?]]person?]]
** The entire dialog segment is pretty amusing, too:
-->'''John:''' Oh, I can't get it out of my head.\\
'''Dorian:''' What are you talking about?\\
'''John:''' The life-sized Ken doll.\\
'''Dorian:''' ''That's'' what's bothering you? ''I'm'' the one that lives with them. I have no privacy, and they glare at me with their lifeless eyes. I'm miserable.
-->(later)\\
'''John:''' You're a robot. What... what do you do with it?\\
'''Dorian:''' Probably the same thing you do with yours... nothing.
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* When John and Dorian approach Rudy about going undercover as a drug cook, Rudy is so ecstatic about the idea that he becomes distracted by his reflection, envisioning himself as an {{Expy}} of a [[JamesBond certain British spy]]. Following this he tries countless times to include a pair of spiffy glasses and a fedora for his disguise, which get shot down every time.

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* When John and Dorian approach Rudy about going undercover as a drug cook, Rudy is so ecstatic about the idea that he becomes distracted by his reflection, envisioning himself as an {{Expy}} of a [[JamesBond certain British spy]]. Following this he tries countless times to include a pair of spiffy glasses and a fedora for his disguise, which get shot down every time.time.

[[AC:Episode 5 - Blood Brothers]]
* After being scarred by the reveal of the MX's [[BarbieDollAnatomy anatomical impairment]], John asks Dorian if he's like them downstairs. Cue Dorian whipping his cyber-schlong out right there in the car.
-->'''John:''' [[GagPenis Is that all for one person?]]
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'''John:''' Oh, come on. I can cook ramen. ''[beat]'' I can ''order'' ramen.

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'''John:''' Oh, come on. I can cook ramen. ''[beat]'' I can could ''order'' ramen.
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-->'''John:''' The Bishop still needs a cook. I could pose as one, get a CI to vouch for me.
-->'''Maldonado:''' You can't cook ramen, let alone The Bends.
-->'''John:''' Oh, come on. I can cook ramen. (beat) I can order ramen.

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-->'''John:''' The Bishop still needs a cook. I could pose as one, get a CI to vouch for me.
-->'''Maldonado:'''
me.\\
'''Maldonado:'''
You can't cook ramen, let alone The Bends.
-->'''John:'''
the Bends.\\
'''John:'''
Oh, come on. I can cook ramen. (beat) ''[beat]'' I can order ''order'' ramen.
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* Maldonado and John discussing Cooper's initial undercover work and continuing it:
-->'''John:''' The Bishop still needs a cook. I could pose as one, get a CI to vouch for me.
-->'''Maldonado:''' You can't cook ramen, let alone The Bends.
-->'''John:''' Oh, come on. I can cook ramen. (beat) I can order ramen.
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* Dorian becoming irritated with John during his Japanese lunch break. John tells him that he's not leaving the restaurant until he finished his meal. That's when Dorian has a conversation with the chef and orders John (what appears to be) a screaming slug creature that John is forced to eat to prove that he won't leave until he ate everything.

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* Dorian becoming irritated with John during his Japanese lunch break. John tells him that he's not leaving the restaurant until he finished his meal. That's when Dorian has a conversation with the chef and orders John (what appears to be) a screaming slug creature that John is forced to eat to prove that he won't leave until he ate everything.everything.
* When John and Dorian approach Rudy about going undercover as a drug cook, Rudy is so ecstatic about the idea that he becomes distracted by his reflection, envisioning himself as an {{Expy}} of a [[JamesBond certain British spy]]. Following this he tries countless times to include a pair of spiffy glasses and a fedora for his disguise, which get shot down every time.
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* Dorian becoming irritated with John during his Japanese lunch break. John tells him that he's not leaving the restaurant until he finished his meal. That's when Dorian has a conversation with the chef and orders John (what appears to be) a screaming slug creature that John is forced to eat the prove that he won't leave until he ate everything.

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* Dorian becoming irritated with John during his Japanese lunch break. John tells him that he's not leaving the restaurant until he finished his meal. That's when Dorian has a conversation with the chef and orders John (what appears to be) a screaming slug creature that John is forced to eat the to prove that he won't leave until he ate everything.

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* Dorian singing along to Music/EltonJohn at the episode's end.

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* Dorian singing along to Music/EltonJohn at the episode's end.end.

[[AC:Episode 4 - The Bends]]
* Dorian becoming irritated with John during his Japanese lunch break. John tells him that he's not leaving the restaurant until he finished his meal. That's when Dorian has a conversation with the chef and orders John (what appears to be) a screaming slug creature that John is forced to eat the prove that he won't leave until he ate everything.
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'''Dorian:''' It's best between 155 and 175 degrees. Most people prefer it at 175. ''You'' like it at 165... ''[sticks finger in coffee]''and that's what it is.\\

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'''Dorian:''' It's best between 155 and 175 degrees. Most people prefer it at 175. ''You'' like it at 165... ''[sticks finger in coffee]''and coffee]'' and that's what it is.\\

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* In the car on the way to work.
--> '''John''': Hold this ''[hands Dorian a wire]'' and this ''[hands him another wire]''.\\
'''Dorian:''' What am I doing here?\\
'''John:''' You're heating my coffee. ''[Dorian tosses wires away, annoyed]''. Hey, I like it hot.\\
'''Dorian:''' It's best between 155 and 175 degrees. Most people prefer it at 175. ''You'' like it at 165... ''[sticks finger in coffee]''and that's what it is.\\
'''John:''' You know how I like my coffee?\\
'''Dorian:''' Yes, ''I'' unlike ''you'', pay attention to detail. Like what time it is. And what time you're supposed to pick up your partner for shift.\\
'''John:''' Oh, I pay attention to details. Like how you just put ''your finger'' in my coffee.\\
'''Dorian:''' If you like, I could put it somewhere else.\\

* John attempting to keep a hostage on the phone calm by telling her a story about his childhood. How he fell through the ice during an ice fishing trip.
-->'''Dorian:''' Are you trying to put her to sleep?
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* After Dorian shows off for a few kids, they ask John if he can do anything cool. His idea of cool is stabbing himself in his fake leg, and sending the kids running and screaming.
-->'''Dorian''': I've never even been a child and I can tell that was traumatizing. What's wrong with you man?

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* After Dorian shows off for a few kids, they ask John if he can do anything cool. His idea of cool is stabbing himself in his fake leg, and sending the kids running and away screaming.
-->'''Dorian''': I've never even been a child and I can tell that was traumatizing. What's wrong with you you, man?



* Dorian singing along to Music/EltonJohn at episodes end.

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* Dorian singing along to Music/EltonJohn at episodes the episode's end.
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'''Dorian:''' Copy that.

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'''Dorian:''' Copy that.that.

[[AC:Episode 3 - Are You Receiving?]]
* Dorian singing along to Music/EltonJohn at episodes end.
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-->'''Dorian''': I've never even been a child and I can tell that was traumatizing. What's wrong with you man?
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* After Dorian shows off for a few kids, they ask John if he can do anything cool. His idea of cool is stabbing himself in his fake leg, and sending the kids running and screaming.
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* Rudy unintentionally reveals a bit more than he wanted:
--> '''Rudy:''' Not everyone who visits a sexbot is looking for sex. Some people go for the conversation or for a sympathetic ear at the end of a long working day surrounded by people who only ever come to visit when they want something from you.
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--> '''Lab Tech:''' (Skeptical) He ''fell?'' Out of a moving car?
--> '''John Kennex:''' Yeah, crazy, huh? Must be some kind of software issue.

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--> '''Lab Tech:''' (Skeptical) '''Rudy:''' ''[skeptical]'' He ''fell?'' Out of a moving car?
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car?\\
'''John Kennex:''' Yeah, crazy, huh? Must be some kind of software issue.



--> '''Dorian:''' I ran a bio-scan and it looked like your testicles were at full capacity.
--> '''John:''' You’re scanning my balls?!
--> '''Dorian:''' I didn’t enjoy it. I just-
--> '''John:''' Oh my God-
--> '''Dorian:''' I can’t help but notice.
--> '''John:''' -this is unbelievable.
--> '''Dorian:''' You’re backed up.
--> '''John:''' What is the matter with you? (awkward pause) Don’t scan my testicles. Ever again.
--> '''Dorian:''' Copy that.

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--> '''Dorian:''' I ran a bio-scan and it looked like your testicles were at full capacity.
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capacity.\\
'''John:''' You’re scanning my balls?!
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balls?!\\
'''Dorian:''' I didn’t enjoy it. I just-
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just--\\
'''John:''' Oh my God-
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God--\\
'''Dorian:''' I can’t help but notice.
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notice.\\
'''John:''' -this --this is unbelievable.
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unbelievable.\\
'''Dorian:''' You’re backed up.
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up.\\
'''John:''' What is the matter with you? (awkward pause) ''[awkward pause]'' Don’t scan my testicles. Ever again.
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again.\\
'''Dorian:''' Copy that.

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--> '''Dorian:''' I noticed your testicles are at 100% capacity.
--> '''John:''' You're scanning my balls?
--> '''Dorian:''' I didn't enjoy it. I can’t help but notice that you’re backed up.
--> '''John:''' Don’t scan my testicles... ever again.

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--> '''Dorian:''' I noticed ran a bio-scan and it looked like your testicles are were at 100% full capacity.
--> '''John:''' You're You’re scanning my balls?
balls?!
--> '''Dorian:''' I didn't didn’t enjoy it. I just-
--> '''John:''' Oh my God-
--> '''Dorian:'''
I can’t help but notice that you’re notice.
--> '''John:''' -this is unbelievable.
--> '''Dorian:''' You’re
backed up.
--> '''John:''' What is the matter with you? (awkward pause) Don’t scan my testicles... ever again.testicles. Ever again.
--> '''Dorian:''' Copy that.

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--> '''Lab Tech:''' (Skeptical) He ''fell?'' Out of a moving car?
--> '''John Kennex:''' Yeah, crazy, huh? Must be some kind of software issue.
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--> '''Dorian:''' I noticed you testicles are at 100% capacity.

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--> '''Dorian:''' I noticed you your testicles are at 100% capacity.
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* John dumping his MX out of a speeding car on the freeway because it was annoying him.

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* John dumping his MX out of a speeding car on the freeway because it was annoying him.him.

[[AC:Episode 2 - Skin]]
* John finds out that Dorian created a dating profile for him. This after Dorian notices John acting flustered around the female sexbots. So while driving in a car:
--> '''Dorian:''' I noticed you testicles are at 100% capacity.
--> '''John:''' You're scanning my balls?
--> '''Dorian:''' I didn't enjoy it. I can’t help but notice that you’re backed up.
--> '''John:''' Don’t scan my testicles... ever again.
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[[AC:Episode 1 - Pilot]]

* John dumping his MX out of a speeding car on the freeway because it was annoying him.

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