History Funny / AllisonPregler

** Her exclaiming "''Diabolical!''" as The Viper, sorry, ''[[MightyMorphinPowerRangers Rita Repulsa]]'' [[FelonyMisdemeanor crushes a rose head]].

-->'''Allison:''' Let me be upfront with y'all. I"m not a Trekkie, I'm just a Scott Bakula fan. But even I, with rudementary ''Star Trek'' knowledge, can easily say that ''Enterprise'' is a pile of hot steaming garbage. As I sit through the interminably long episodes of this mess I find my sanity slipping away. At times it feels like maybe space is a boring horny expanse. Maybe women do randomly loose their shirts during important missions. That's just how life is. Who knows after Enterprise has fried my brain like ice cream on a hot sidewalk.

--->'''Allison:''' "Trained diplomat" Captain Archer is told about the tree pissing incident and when told T'Pol appologized for him, he gets upset. "Trained diplomat" Captain Archer is mad because the aliens get offended too easily, forgetting that "Dog pisses on sacred tree" is less an alien offense and more of a "regular" offense". "Trained diplomat" Captain Archer says they [[InsaneTrollLogic should've checked to see if there was a pathogen in the air that his dog and that it's their fault.]] "Trained diplomat" Captain Archer refuses to do their proposed act of contrition. "Trained Diplomat" Captain Archer takes back any sort of apology and spends the rest of the episode whining like a xenophobic idiot even though they need this part for their ship to run. "Trained diplomat" Captain Archer.
-->'''Captain Archer:''' If anything happens to Porthos, ''I'll be the one watering their alvera trees''.
-->'''Allison:''' "''Trained. Diplomat.''"
-->'''Tucker:''' [[InformedAbility Well yer a trained diplomat!]]

-->'''Allison''' {Panicked nosies} I'm losing my damn mind right now! In a series full of poor ideas "Dog funeral nightmare that turns into a sex dream" is the worst of them. Somebody ''wrote'' this! They acted this out!

-->'''Allison:''' Oh god why?!

-->'''Allison:''' Well that's good. An actual apology that can help the character grow- ''[cut to dreadlocks chainsaw scene]'' what the fuck IS THIS? Why is Scott Bakula in dreadlocks with a chainsaw?! Who is this for?! ''[Archer winks]'' NO don't wink!

** The "Trained Diplomat Captain Archer" sequence, where she punctuates each "Trained Diplomat" Captain Archer with a freeze frame of him being an asshole.
-->'''Allison:''' "Trained Diplomat" Captain Archer is told about the tree pissing incident and when told T'Pol appologized for him, he gets upset. "Trained Diplomat" Captain Archer is mad because the aliens get offended too easily, forgetting that "Dog pisses on sacred tree" is less an alien offense and more of a "regular" offense". "Trained Diplomat" Captain Archer says they [[InsaneTrollLogic should've checked to see if there was a pathogen in the air that his dog and that it's their fault.]] "Trained Diplomat" Captain Archer refuses to do their proposed act of contrition. "Trained Diplomat" Captain Archer takes back any sort of apology and spends the rest of the episode whining like a xenophobic idiot even though they need this part for their ship to run. "Trained Diplomat" Captain Archer
-->'''Captain Archer:''' If anything happens to Porthos i'll be the one watering their alvera trees.
-->'''Allison:''' "Trained Diplomat"
** "He procedes to angrily watch Water Polo because he's the whitest person to ever white. And now he's throwing a ball against the wall like a kid who just found out their parents are getting a divorce. Probably thinking up some more zingers about pissing on things. He's so likeable."
** "Yes captain tell me the stories of your wang. Your dog's life depends on it."

-->'''Allison''' {Panicked nosies} I"m loosing my damn mind right now! In a series full of poor ideas "Dog Funeral Nightmare that turns into a sex dream" is the worst of them. Somebody wrote this! They acted this out!
** Responding to the infamous "I"m doing the breast I can" line by dryly saying "I hate this show" and then showing a promo for the episode not only leading with that but playing the Archer and T'Pols sexual tension part of the episode.

** "Let it be known that on October 16th 2002, Emmy Award winning actor Scott Bakula was forced to say the line "Porthos, my Beagle, my pal" "
** "Stop talking about how much you want to bone T'Pol while he's peforming surgery on your taxidermied juice dog!"

-->'''Allison:''' Well that's good. An actual apology that can help the character grow- ''[cut to dreadlocks chainsaw scene]'' WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! Why is Scott Bakula in dreadlocks with a chainsaw?! Who is this for?! ''[Archer winks]'' NO don't wink!

* In Lupa's review of ''The Amazing Bulk'', her description of what the Bulk looks like.

* From ''The Howling III: The Marsupials'', Lupa pointing out Donny's [[StalkingIsLove stalkerish-actions]] towards Jerboa.

*** Also, the villain, Giovanni, is ''rumored'' to be a vampire. While wearing some incredibly obvious (and badly put on make-up).

** "I like this guy's expression here, it's like ''he'' can't believe he's in this movie either."

** Her singing "Fail, fail, fail, fail, fail-fail-fail-fail-fail!" over Victor and the Jock's... erm, [[WimpFight 'fight']].

* The review of another Z-grade vampire movie movie ''Vampegeddon'' is chock full of these:

** [[MightyMorphinPowerRangers The theme music of Bulk and Skull]] playing over the two bullies who harass the goth kids.

* While Lupa's livestream isn't as well-known as LordKat's or Creator/JewWario's, it has still given us a number of comedic gems:

** "''Ooooooh I wish you a turtle Christmas, I know JamesRolfe did this, it's still a piece of [[PainfulRhyme poop-as]], so shut the hell up!'' Yay Christmas!"

--> '''MikeJ''': (holding his mug of tea) [[CatchPhrase Hello, I'm a British person.]]

* ''Sinbad: The Battle of The Dark Knights'': Comparing the editing to that of a bad WebVideo/YouTubePoop.

** A similar thing happens in her review of ''Mr. Wrong,'' when she accidentally says that Ellen's character is wanted "for police" instead of "''by police,"'' and the words "FOR POLICE" are shown briefly onscreen when she says it.

* ''SleepyHollowHigh'': [[ScoobyDoo "Zoinks, Scoob, it's the frog monster!"]]

--->'''ToddInTheShadows!Wiseau''': Oh hi. Oh hi. Oh hi. Oh hi. Football.

-->'''Lupa''': Aw, snap! This is going into SlenderMan territory!

** "Not just any running - slo-mo shirtless running!" ''[{{Baywatch}} music]''

* The opening to her [[{{Baywatch}} ''Baywatching'']] series contains the credit ''"Created By [[SelfDeprecation An]] [[LongRunners Idiot.]]"''

** [[ReturnOfTheJedi Salacious Crumb's]] appearance.

** PawDugan / Elisa saying "CAMEO!" in TheStinger.

** Critic!Wiseau making a new movie called Film/VampiresSuck.
--->'''Critic!Wiseau''': One time, I was flying over New Mexico. Not in an airplane, just flying.
** "You are tearing me apart, other person on the phone!"

** "If you ever wondered what ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' would look like if it was shot in Canada and the actors were paid in silly string and broken dreams, look no further than ''Blood Red Moon''!"

--> Alyssa: With most of the people in this town, if you're not a blood relative you're an outsider. And unfortunately, [[IncestIsRelative just about everyone's related]].
--> Lupa: ''[[{{Squick}} Ewww!!]]''

-->Liz: (brings out alcohol) Thanks to my parents, tonight's going to be very memorable.
-->Lupa: You know you're old enough to buy it yourself now, right?
*** And later...
-->Lupa: They are supposed to be in high school? I was joking earlier!

--> Lupa: By the way, I may be wrong but... I'm pretty sure "[[AtrociousAlias Sugar Cox]]" isn't that actress's real name.
--> ''Later, while Mona is changing clothes...''
--> Lupa: You know, it occurs to me that she probably wasn't hired for her acting talent.

--> Melissa: I thought we were close this time...
--> Lupa: Damn you, Anne Rice! Your fiction has fooled me again!

--> '''Nash:''' ''[smiling]'' What a day! The sun is bright and shining, I just won the lottery, and there is nothing bad happening in Florida. All is right with the world. ''[killed by a kamikaze bird]''

* Lupa has this to say about the protagonist:

* During her review of ''Blood Red Moon'', a ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' ripoff, she makes the following quip regarding the protagonist. "Unfortunately for Meagan if Bella has the personality of a paper bag, in comparision she has the personality of the tree it was made from."

** Pointing out the main villain looks like a vampire WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic.

-->Lupa: "You know you're old enough to buy it yourself now, right?"

-->''Lupa: They are supposed to be in high school? I was joking earlier!''

--> ''Later, while Mona is taking off her shirt...''

** "Oh, I had this horrible nightmare that I was in this ''Pulsepounders'' movie... OhCrap, [[AndYouWereThere it's you guys.]]"

* Her [[http://obscuruslupa.tumblr.com/ Tumblr account]] is, most of the time, built on RuleOfFunny, but this [[http://obscuruslupa.tumblr.com/post/36635702711/the-answer-you-know-those-things-is-because-youre-a particular response]] to a question is one of [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments the funniest thing]]'s she put on there.
** Another gem is [[http://obscuruslupa.tumblr.com/post/48515282530/hellyeahobscuruslupa-tgwtgsecrets-after her response]] to a goofy picture of her used in a post by TGWTG Secrets.

** Someone asked her [[http://obscuruslupa.tumblr.com/post/47498100413/whats-the-best-part-of-doing-your-show what she thinks is the best part of doing her show]]. Then someone asked her [[http://obscuruslupa.tumblr.com/post/47498362249/whats-the-worst-part-about-doing-your-show what she thinks is the worst part of doing her show]].
** Crosses over with her Twitter account, her AffectionateParody RunningGag of making [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] out to be a ChickMagnet, with a [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments highlight]] being her [[https://twitter.com/Obscurus_Lupa/status/305486627596300288 creating a mock calendar]] of a [[MrFanservice shirtless Linkara]] and saying [[http://obscuruslupa.tumblr.com/post/43851576496/iswearitwascmyk-meanwhile-in-twitter-even it's even better]] when [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8FrLxgXAUY&feature=player_embedded this music]] is playing.
** Her [[http://obscuruslupa.tumblr.com/post/49677726695/atopfourthwall-awdplace-dear-lewis-i-can reaction]] (using a gif from ''Series/SheWolfOfLondon'') to Linkara's [[http://atopfourthwall.tumblr.com/post/49660563525 reaction]] to Andrew Dickman drawing a [[RuleThirtyFour nude version]] of him.
** [[http://obscuruslupa.tumblr.com/post/57101857185/hellyeahobscuruslupa-shadoe-stevens-the-star Her reaction]] to finding out Shadoe Stevens, the star of the 1989 film ''Trax'', [[ApprovalOfGod recommended]] [[http://blip.tv/goodbadflicks/traxx-good-bad-flicks-with-special-guest-obscurus-lupa-6607588 her & Cecil Trachenberg's review of the film]].
** There's also the time Allison starts reading a ''Series/{{Quantum Leap}}'' novel... only to find out that [[http://obscuruslupa.tumblr.com/post/119169737527/obscuruslupa-obscuruslupa-obscuruslupa the book's quality is somewhat questionable]]. And then things somehow get [[IncestIsRelative even]] [[http://obscuruslupa.tumblr.com/post/119174200562/obscuruslupa-obscuruslupa-obscuruslupa weirder]].

* Throughout Obscurus Lupa's review of ''Film/TheRoom'' she uses an "Oh hey" counter to count the number of times the characters say "Oh hey". When several characters greet each other with "Oh hey" in rapid-fire succession, the counter overloads and makes the movie spontaneously combust.

* Her review of the infamous Series/StarTrekEnterprise episode "A Night In Sickbay" has a LOT of these.

-->'''Allison:''' Let me be upfront with y'all. I"m not a trekkie, i'm just a Scott Bakula fan. But even I, with rudementary Star Trek knowledge can easily say that Enterprise is a pile of hot steaming garbage. As I sit through the interminably long episodes of this mess I find my sanity slipping away. At times it feels like maybe space is a boring horny expanse. Maybe women do randomly loose their shirts during important missions. That's just how life is. Who knows after Enterprise has fried my brain like ice cream on a hot sidewalk.
** "JUst to prep you for how bad things are going to get, A Night in Sickbay is a continuation of the episode where they fight a giant pile of space semen. By the way there's an episode where the crew fight a giant pile of space semen. "

* "He procedes to angrily watch Water Polo because he's the whitest person to ever white. And now he's throwing a ball against the wall like a kid who just found out their parents are getting a divorce. Probably thinking up some more zingers about pissing on things. He's so likeable. "
** "Yes captain tell me the stories of your wang. Your dog's life depends on it. "
** Her flabbergasted reaction to the show
-->'''Allison''' {Panicked nosies} I"m loosing my damn mind right now! In a series full of poor ideas "Dog Funeral Nightmare that turns into a sex dream" is the worst of them. Somebody wrote this! THey acted this out!

-->'''Allison:''' Well that's good. An actual apology that can help the character grow (Cut to dreadlocks chainsaw scene) WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! Why is Scott Bakula in dreadlocks with a chainsaw?! Who is this for?! (Archer winks) NO don't wink!

** Responding to the infamous "I"m doing the breast I can" line by dryly saying "I and then showing a promo for the episode not only leading with that but playing the Archer and T'Pols sexual tension part of the episode.

** [[MightyMorphinPowerRangers The theme music of Bulk and Skull]] playing over the two bullies who harrass the goth kids.

** "Hey there, Philip Seymour Hoffman! You can dry your tears over being in this movie with your Oscar."

* During a Livestream, Lupa streamed Series/CopRock. A typo in the chat turned the Mayor into MAMYOR, a MemeticBadass that shoots first, asks questions later, fights Godzilla, questions why everyone has flat tops, lets Hoby sleep in her hair, and is also probably an alien from the same planet as Tommy Wiseau.

** Lupa sneaking up on WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic who is casually eating a burrito, pushing a VCR up next to him, then sticking the film's DVD in the VCR slot. She must have the same skills as JonTron.

** Calling the surfing villains of one episode Film/SurfNinjas

* In her review of {{Film/Showgirls}}, she accidentally says "breast friend" instead of "best friend," and the text "'BREAST' FRIEND LOL" is shown briefly onscreen.

** "We need to go deeper." *[[{{Inception}} vooooom]]*

** Her reaction to Eddie being around still in season 2 "Thank god the little pantswetter is around for another season. My otherwise horrible material is saved!'