History Funny / AlanWakeII

*** This is followed by Ilmo explaining that, as a traditional Finnish beer, Ahma is meant to be enjoyed the traditional Finnish way:[[note]]Reminder: [[SelfDeprecation the developers of the game are Finnish]].[[/note]]

----->'''Jaakko:''' It's not sad if it's intentional.

** From the Ahma Beer ad comes the many Finnish ways to enjoy beer, which reads a bit like Remedy (who are Finnish) engaging in some comedic SelfDeprecation:
*** At the bar, while actively avoiding small talk with strangers!
*** Getting blackout drunk on a boat during Midsummer while trying not to drown![[note]][[OurLawyersAdvisedThisTrope Ahma Beer does not condone]] drinking alcohol while operating boats, cars, planes, scooters, mopeds, bicycles, jet skis, snowmobiles, or any other known vehicle.[[/note]]
*** In the sauna, [[SceneryCensor using the beer can to hide your "pippeli" from wandering eyes]]!
*** Or partaking in the Finnish tradition of Kalsarikännit: drinking at home alone in your underwear with no intentions of going out!
---->'''Jaakko:''' It's not sad if it's intentional.

*** Getting blackout drunk on a boat during Midsummer while trying not to drown![[note]]Ahma Beer does not condone drinking alcohol while operating boats, cars, planes, scooters, mopeds, bicycles, jet skis, snowmobiles, or any other known vehicle.[[/note]]

*** At the bar, avoiding small talk with strangers!
*** Getting blackout drunk on a boat during midsummer while trying not to drown![[note]]Ahma Beer does not condone drinking alcohol while operating boats, cars, planes, scooters, mopeds, bicycles, jet skis, snowmobiles, or any other known vehicle.[[/note]]

** The last one, in the Dark Place, is Ilmo giving a review of ''Return'' as part of a book club. The catch is, he's reviewing the physical book itself, not the story. He talks about the binding techniques, the blurb, and even the book jacket the same way one would talk about the plot or characters.

* If Saga leaves Estevez before starting the final mission, one thing Saga can say is "Wish me luck!" Estevez immediately responds that the Luck and Probability Department proved that actually increases '''bad luck''' and Saga doesn't know how to respond to that.

* In the aftermath of Scratch's attack on the Sheriff's station, Saga asks Estevez if the FBC has any information on the Clicker. Estevez promptly turns full MotorMouth to tell her that: yes, they do; no it's classified; and yes, Saga's been deputized and so has access. Saga's only response is a shocked, "Uh... go, team?"

*** Or partaking in the Finnish tradition of Kalsarikännit: drinking at home alone in your underwear with no intentions of going out! As Jaakko says, "it's not sad if it's intentional."

* After a tough boss fight and Alex Casey not being immediately visible there is fear he is now a Taken... only to find him talking to Estevez, with each complaining about their respective ex wifes.

'''Odin:''' What tree? There's no tree in the song! <{{Beat}}> Who the fuck puts a tree in the middle of the road?\\
'''Tor:''' We're not on a road!\\

* After solving a math puzzle to open a safe in Watery, Saga sees this note taped to the lid:

-->''"Why do I have to tkae a fucking math thest to open a stash? I can't do math in my head! I'm not Ada fucking Lovelace! I missed dinner getting this thing open! It was family pizza night!"''

** To be fair, it's not like it was a secret, what with campaign slogans like "Mayor Setter won't ROLL OVER on the issues!"

* If you hang around the last meeting with Zane, he will reveal himself to be "acting" him being shot in the head. He'll recite a poem, call cut, and congratulate everyone. Alan let's out a perfectly timed "[[PrecisionFStrike What the fuck.]]"

* After capturing Scratch, Saga is whisked away to the Dark Place. That's not funny. The Old Gods driving into the Lake to rescue Saga despite how old they are and armed only with their instruments? Maybe a little funny. Alan explaining to Estevez the Old Gods will be alright since they end up being the house band for the Late Night talk show hosted by Mr Door in the Dark Place as Estevez decides she no longer wants to understand what happened? Definitely funny.

* After Nightingale's resurrection and the Sheriff's disappearance, Deputies Mulligan and Thornton make a big, hammy reaction about how "magic ain't real" with one checking with the other to make sure that's true. Given that they are both part of the cult, and we're once Torchbearers before joining the cult, it's really BadBadActing in retrospect.

** The "Bright Falls Blend" advert has Ilmo listing the health benefits of coffee while a disclaimer says coffee has no effect on any of the above. It is also sourced locally... [[BaitAndSwitch in Puerto Rico.]]

* Saga calls Tor and Odin to come help with their plan to summon Alan from Cauldron Lake. They load up their van and drive over to help Saga. Specifically, Odin is the one driving. To say he DrivesLikeCrazy is an understatement.

!!Endgame moments:

* if you hang around the last meeting with Zane, he will reveal himself to be "acting" him being shot in the head. He'll recite a poem, call cut, and congratulate everyone. Alan let's out a perfectly timed "[[PrecisionFStrike What the fuck.]]"