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** Even funnier if you watch Abu's reaction to "He's your son! I'm his friend!" He nods...then gives a glorious "WHAT?!" expression.


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* During "Welcome to the Forty Thieves" (which evokes "Friend Like Me" from the first film), there's a moment where Cassim is trying to tell Aladdin about how he'd make a good fit. At one point, three of the thieves dance en pointe while ''waving silk scarves'' just past the camera.
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** During "There's A Party Here In Agrabah", we get a brief moment from a hoity-toity lady...who makes the grave mistake of dissing Aladdin around a disguised Genie.
--->'''Lady''': There's a party here in Agrabah, but we're not sure that we'll go!\\
For although the bride is la-di-dah, the groom is awfully low!\\
''(Genie, clearly not amused, just shoves her with his hips, sending her flying with a yell as she sings "low")''
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--->'''Genie:''' [[UsefulNotes/NativeAmericans Geronimo!]]\\

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--->'''Genie:''' --->'''[[SelfDuplication Genie]]:''' [[UsefulNotes/NativeAmericans Geronimo!]]\\



'''[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Genie]]:''' {{WesternAnimation/Pocahontas}}!

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'''[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers '''[[UniformityException Genie]]:''' {{WesternAnimation/Pocahontas}}!
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* When Abu tries to get Iago to the pavilion for the wedding, Iago refuses, leading to this exchange:
-->'''Iago:''' Look, there's ''one'' thing I get sentimental about, and I'm sitting on it.
-->(''Abu gives a confused AsideGlance to the audience, then picks up Iago by the tail and'' inspects his butt)
-->'''Iago:''' The ''loot'', monkey! The ''loot''!
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-->'''Genie:''' It’s all… so magical. I’m not gonna cry, I’m not… ''(promptly bursts into tears, then uses Carpet as a tissue. He quickly realizes what he’s doing, and pulls away)'' Oh! Sorry.
** This then leads to a BrickJoke at the end; When Aladdin and Jasmine ''finally'' get hitched after everything they’ve gone through, Genie is of course tearing up again. He reaches and grabs Carpet, and right before he blows his nose again on him, Carpet grabs a tissue and holds it out to Genie.

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-->'''Genie:''' It’s It's all… so magical. I’m I'm not gonna cry, I’m I'm not… ''(promptly bursts into tears, then uses Carpet as a tissue. He quickly realizes what he’s he's doing, and pulls away)'' Oh! Sorry.
** This then leads to a BrickJoke at the end; When Aladdin and Jasmine ''finally'' get hitched after everything they’ve they've gone through, Genie is of course tearing up again. He reaches and grabs Carpet, and right before he blows his nose again on him, Carpet grabs a tissue and holds it out to Genie.
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---> '''Thor''': [[IncrediblyLamePun Well, it hurth!]]

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---> '''Thor''': [[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Pun}} Well, it hurth!]]
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'''Genie''': Trying to show your dad a better life wasn't stupid, Al! [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senor_Wences Leaving him alone with the parrot,]] ''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senor_Wences that]]'' [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senor_Wences was stupid.]]\\

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'''Genie''': Trying to show your dad a better life wasn't stupid, Al! Al. [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senor_Wences Leaving him alone with the parrot,]] ''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senor_Wences that]]'' [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senor_Wences was stupid.]]\\



'''Genie''': A-A-Al, what, did you wrap the turban too tight? Come on, why would you wanna dress in the 'King of Thieves' ensemble? (''poofs up Cassim's blue cloak; Aladdin takes it'') Might I suggest something that doesn't actually say (''wearing black and white prisoner uniform'') "ARREST ME!"\\

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'''Genie''': A-A-Al, what, did you wrap the turban too tight? Come on, why would you wanna dress in the 'King of Thieves' ensemble? (''poofs up Cassim's blue cloak; Aladdin takes it'') Might I suggest something that doesn't actually say (''wearing black and white prisoner uniform'') "ARREST ME!"\\ME?!"\\

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* You know what? '''''Any''''' scene with Genie is going to have a funny moment. Creator/RobinWilliams really steals the show in this movie! Behold: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnvjH_I2OQA this]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK9EW7hIgDA this!]]
* Genie trying to throw a bachelor party for Aladdin.
-->'''Aladdin:''' There's still one thing I need.
-->'''Genie:''' I gotcha! ''[turns into a stripper popping out of a cake]'' It's a BACHELOR PARTY, big boy! ''[snatches a mug of what's clearly supposed to be beer out of the Carpet's tassel]'' None for you! You're the designated flyer!



** "Once again this whole broadcast has been brought to you by ''SAND!'' It's everywhere! Get used to it!"

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** "Once again again, this whole broadcast has been brought to you by ''SAND!'' It's everywhere! Get used to it!"



* When Cassim introduces himself as the King of Thieves, Genie's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87xYGDR_eME Code Red]] scene is hilariously over-the-top throughout, but ''the'' SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment|s}} is at the end of the scene, when dozens of Genie clones have surrounded Cassim and are all pointing guns at him:
-->'''Genie:''' Do not attempt to move, [[DidntThinkThisThrough or we'll be shooting ourselves!]]
** This masterful BrickJoke:
--->'''Genie:''' ''[to Aladdin after he mentions his father]'' Your father? You never said a word about your father! OH, I HAVE TO LET THE CATERER KNOW! ''[turns into a waiter]'' Chicken or sea bass?\\\
''[After Aladdin tells him that Cassim is his father]''\\
'''[[TranquilFury Genie]]:''' If you're Al's dad... ''and'' the King of Thieves, I just wanna know ''one'' thing...\\
'''Cassim:''' ''[menacingly] Yeah!?''\\
'''Genie:''' ''[turns into a waiter]'' [[MoodWhiplash Will you be having the chicken or the sea bass?]]
** During the Code Red, Aladdin rubs his temple with a look of utter chagrin and boredom. Clearly, by now, he's learned to "just go with it" when Genie goes off on one of these extended bouts of randomness. Iago feels the same way, in contrast to Cassim, who's staring on in confusion.
** The Genies jumping out of the plane.
--->'''Genie:''' [[UsefulNotes/NativeAmericans Geronimo!]]\\
'''[[DepartmentofRedundancyDepartment Genie]]:''' [[UsefulNotes/NativeAmericans Arapaho!]]\\
'''[[RuleOfThree Genie]]:''' [[UsefulNotes/NativeAmericans Navajo!]]\\
'''[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Genie]]:''' {{WesternAnimation/Pocahontas}}!
* Genie's bit where he tries to cheer up Jasmine. All of it. It starts off with a ''Film/MrsDoubtfire'' shout-out, and goes on from there. Also doubles as a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}. Even better? This scene was improvised by Robin Williams, in much the same way he improvised much of Genie's dialogue in the first film.
-->'''Genie:''' ''[as Chico Marx]'' Hey, that's-a no good! What this wedding needs is a theme!\\
'''Genie:''' ''[as Groucho Marx]'' Needs a groom too, but let's work with what we have!\\
'''Jasmine:''' ''Genie!''\\
'''Genie:''' It's a joke! ''[deadpan]'' I do that.

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* When Cassim introduces himself as the King of Thieves, Genie's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87xYGDR_eME Code Red]] scene is hilariously over-the-top throughout, but ''the'' SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment|s}} is Genie TryingNotToCry at the end of the scene, when dozens of Genie clones have surrounded Cassim wedding… and are all pointing guns at him:
failing miserably.
-->'''Genie:''' Do It’s all… so magical. I’m not attempt to move, [[DidntThinkThisThrough or we'll be shooting ourselves!]]
gonna cry, I’m not… ''(promptly bursts into tears, then uses Carpet as a tissue. He quickly realizes what he’s doing, and pulls away)'' Oh! Sorry.
** This masterful BrickJoke:
--->'''Genie:''' ''[to
then leads to a BrickJoke at the end; When Aladdin and Jasmine ''finally'' get hitched after everything they’ve gone through, Genie is of course tearing up again. He reaches and grabs Carpet, and right before he mentions blows his father]'' Your father? You never said nose again on him, Carpet grabs a word about your father! OH, I HAVE TO LET THE CATERER KNOW! ''[turns into a waiter]'' Chicken or sea bass?\\\
''[After Aladdin tells him that Cassim is his father]''\\
'''[[TranquilFury Genie]]:''' If you're Al's dad... ''and''
tissue and holds it out to Genie.
* During
the King of Thieves, I just wanna know ''one'' thing...\\
'''Cassim:''' ''[menacingly] Yeah!?''\\
'''Genie:''' ''[turns into a waiter]'' [[MoodWhiplash Will you be having
Thieves' raid starting with the chicken or chubby thief trying to shove an elephant. Sa'luk pushes the sea bass?]]
guy aside and takes it from there.
-->'''Sa'Luk''': Let ''me'' be the [[{{Pun}} point]] man! (''jabs the elephant in the butt'')
-->(''Cut to the wedding pavilion, shaking violently'')
-->'''Genie''': [[DoubleEntendre I thought the Earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon...]]
** During the Code Red, Aladdin rubs his temple with a look of utter chagrin and boredom. Clearly, by now, he's learned to "just go with it" when chaos, Genie goes off on one of these extended bouts of randomness. Iago feels saves Abu from getting smashed by the same way, in contrast to Cassim, who's staring on in confusion.
elephants.
-->'''Genie''': Come here, monkey boy! You were almost WesternAnimation/{{Dumbo}} toe jam! (''Another elephant walks over Carpet'') Whoa, they trampled the Carpet! [[LampshadeHanging That's a little redundant]]. So, this isn't a bad day for you, really, is it?
** The Genies jumping Then Genie confronting the Thieves during the chaos also counts as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome. First, he multiplies himself into a an army of Ninja-Genies, sending many thieves screaming.
** Then he picks up an elephant and uses him as gun (the elephant's face is priceless).
--->'''Genie''': FREEZE, SANDBAGS! (''[[DramaticGunCock cocks elephant's trunk like a gun]]'') Don't make me use the other end!
--->(''Wind comes
out of the plane.
--->'''Genie:''' [[UsefulNotes/NativeAmericans Geronimo!]]\\
'''[[DepartmentofRedundancyDepartment Genie]]:''' [[UsefulNotes/NativeAmericans Arapaho!]]\\
'''[[RuleOfThree Genie]]:''' [[UsefulNotes/NativeAmericans Navajo!]]\\
'''[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Genie]]:''' {{WesternAnimation/Pocahontas}}!
* Genie's bit where he tries to cheer up Jasmine. All of it. It starts off with a ''Film/MrsDoubtfire'' shout-out,
trunk, blowing several thieves away. The elephant's trunk deflates and goes on from there. Also doubles as a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}. Even better? This scene was improvised by Robin Williams, in much Genie puts the same way he improvised much of Genie's dialogue elephant down'')
** Then Genie uses his powers against more thieves zapping them
in the first film.
-->'''Genie:''' ''[as Chico Marx]'' Hey, that's-a no good! What this wedding needs
butt.
--->'''Genie''': [[Film/ForrestGump "Mama always said 'magic
is as magic does".]]
--->'''Sa'luk''': Cassim said nothing about facing the powers of
a theme!\\
'''Genie:''' ''[as Groucho Marx]'' Needs a groom too, but let's work with what we have!\\
'''Jasmine:''' ''Genie!''\\
'''Genie:''' It's a joke! ''[deadpan]'' I do that.
Genie! Get the others out of here! We'll leave the King to his plans!



-->'''Genie:''' Looks like we have a problem with leaks. [''Flies up and starts holding it back with his body'']\\

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-->'''Genie:''' Looks like we I think we're gonna have a little problem with leaks. [''Flies up and starts holding it back with his body'']\\



'''Genie:''' [''Moves back from the ceiling, revealing that it's almost completely '''gone''' apart from a silhouette of where his body was holding it.''] I guess there's really no point to this anymore.

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'''Genie:''' [''Moves back from the ceiling, revealing that it's almost completely '''gone''' apart from a silhouette of where his body was holding it.''] I guess there's really no point to this anymore.now.
* Instead of fleeing when the forty thieves break up the wedding, Iago actively defends the gifts from Cassim, wielding a vase like a bat. {{Greed}} was probably his main motive. Also counts as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
-->'''Iago:''' Meet your match, Franchise/{{Zorro}}!\\
'''Cassim:''' Good birdie... Polly want a little--\\
'''Iago:''' ''[interrupting]'' [[BerserkButton Say "cracker" and I'll let you have it on]] ''[[BerserkButton principle!]]''\\
(''Iago swings three times at Cassim, who simply grabs the parrot'')\\
'''Cassim''': You have a lot of spirit. (''stuffs Iago into a nearby vase'')\\
'''Iago''': Whoa, whoa! Ow!\\
'''Cassim''': And [[MotorMouth a lot of mouth.]]
** Later while Al wrestles with Cassim over the Oracle staff, he kicks the vase with Iago in it to a wall, shattering it, leaving Iago in a very dizzy, staggering, and moaning state.



* You know what? '''''Any''''' scene with Genie is going to have a funny moment. Creator/RobinWilliams really steals the show in this movie! Behold: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnvjH_I2OQA this]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK9EW7hIgDA this!]]
* This exchange after Aladdin returns to Agrabah with Cassim.
-->'''Aladdin:''' Looks like Genie has everything ready.\\
'''Cassim:''' "Genie"? You have a genie? Have you used all three wishes yet?!\\
'''Iago:''' Oh please, don’t go into it. It’s just too painful...
* [[AC:"You have violated the perimeter of the Aladdin and Jasmine Wedding. Prepare to be vaporized. Thank you!"]]
* This gem as Aladdin decides to disguise himself as the King of Thieves to break his father out, ignoring Genie's protests.
-->'''Aladdin''': The Oracle was right. My dad was trapped in the world of the Forty Thieves. Trapped by his own greed. I was so stupid to think I could change him!\\
'''Genie''': Trying to show your dad a better life wasn't stupid, Al! [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senor_Wences Leaving him alone with the parrot,]] ''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senor_Wences that]]'' [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senor_Wences was stupid.]]\\
'''Aladdin''': Everything was perfect before he came into my life. I just want things the way they were. Genie, I need my father's clothes.\\
'''Genie''': A-A-Al, what, did you wrap the turban too tight? Come on, why would you wanna dress in the 'King of Thieves' ensemble? (''poofs up Cassim's blue cloak; Aladdin takes it'') Might I suggest something that doesn't actually say (''wearing black and white prisoner uniform'') "ARREST ME!"\\
'''Aladdin''': (''wearing Cassim's outfit'') It fits. Good.\\
'''Genie''': (''as Oracle'') I'm seeing... I'm seeing... ''NOTHING'' for your future if you dress like this!\\
'''Aladdin''': I'm breaking my father out of the dungeon. The guards'll never know I was there. Tonight, the King of Thieves will make his most miraculous escape ever...''out of my life!'' (''leaves'')\\
'''Genie''': ...It's the cape talking, isn't it?
* Iago and Abu's usual interactions.
-->'''Cassim:''' We never harm the innocent.
-->'''Iago:''' Uh, for future reference, I'm as innocent as the day I was hatched!
-->'''Abu:''' ''[clearly trying to say "Oh, brother!"]''
* Genie trying to throw a bachelor party for Aladdin.
-->'''Aladdin:''' There's still one thing I need.
-->'''Genie:''' I gotcha! ''[turns into a stripper popping out of a cake]'' It's a BACHELOR PARTY, big boy! ''[snatches a mug of what's clearly supposed to be beer out of the Carpet's tassel]'' None for you! You're the designated flyer!
* Genie TryingNotToCry at the wedding… and failing miserably.
-->'''Genie:''' It’s all… so magical. I’m not gonna cry, I’m not… ''(promptly bursts into tears, then uses Carpet as a tissue. He quickly realizes what he’s doing, and pulls away)'' Oh! Sorry.
** This then leads to a BrickJoke at the end; When Aladdin and Jasmine ''finally'' get hitched after everything they’ve gone through, Genie is of course tearing up again. He reaches and grabs Carpet, and right before he blows his nose again on him, Carpet grabs a tissue and holds it out to Genie.
* How utterly reluctant Iago is to be a part of embarking on Aladdin's adventure

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* You know what? '''''Any''''' scene When the Oracle is introduced and Iago wonders why the Thieves wanted the staff, and it answers. It says she can only answer "one" question. Iago's arguing with Genie is going to have a funny moment. Creator/RobinWilliams really steals her when she mentions the show "ultimate treasure" is ''priceless''!
-->'''Jasmine''': What were they after, the gifts?\\
'''Aladdin''': Not all the gifts. This is what the King of Thieves wanted. (''Holds up the mysterious staff he wrestled from the King of Thieves during the chaos'')\\
'''Iago''': With all the other great stuff
in here, why go for this movie! Behold: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnvjH_I2OQA this]] thing?\\
(''Suddenly, a blinding light emerges from the staff
and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK9EW7hIgDA this!]]
* This exchange after Aladdin returns
it floats out of Al's hand. A voice rings out as a visage of a woman appears in the air'')\\
'''Oracle''': Your question is mine
to Agrabah with Cassim.
-->'''Aladdin:''' Looks like Genie has everything ready.
answer! The King of Thieves sought my sight to find the Ultimate Treasure.\\
'''Cassim:''' "Genie"? You have a genie? Have you used all three wishes yet?!\\
'''Iago:''' Oh please, don’t go into it. It’s just too painful...
* [[AC:"You have violated the perimeter of the Aladdin and Jasmine Wedding. Prepare to be vaporized. Thank you!"]]
* This gem as Aladdin decides to disguise himself as the King of Thieves to break his father out, ignoring Genie's protests.
-->'''Aladdin''': The Oracle was right. My dad was trapped in the world of the Forty Thieves. Trapped by his own greed. I was so stupid to think I could change him!\\
'''Genie''': Trying to show your dad a better life wasn't stupid, Al! [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senor_Wences Leaving him alone with the parrot,]] ''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senor_Wences that]]'' [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senor_Wences was stupid.]]\\
'''Iago''': Did someone say "treasure?"\\
'''Aladdin''': Everything was perfect before he came into my life. I just want things the way they were. Genie, I need my father's clothes.Genie?\\
'''Genie''': Hmm...Looks like an Oracle.
\\
'''Oracle''': I see all that has been, and all that will be. \\
'''Genie''': A-A-Al, what, did [[Film/RainMan Uh-oh, uh-oh, definitely an Oracle, tells the future, uh-oh.]] Girlfriend, where were you wrap registered?\\
'''Iago''': Okay, you know all, so tell all. Where is
the turban too tight? Come on, why would you wanna dress in treasure? You know, the 'King ultimate one?\\
'''Oracle''': I am bound by the rule
of Thieves' ensemble? (''poofs up Cassim's blue cloak; Aladdin takes it'') Might I suggest something that doesn't actually say (''wearing black and white prisoner uniform'') "ARREST ME!"\\
'''Aladdin''': (''wearing Cassim's outfit'') It fits. Good.
one. One question, one answer.\\
'''Iago''': I only ''want'' one answer! WHERE IS THE ULTIMATE TREASURE?!\\
'''Oracle''': You have already asked your question.\\
'''Iago''': You mean before? Oh, uh, that wasn't a question! That was uh...thinking out loud!\\
'''Genie''': (''as Oracle'') I'm seeing... I'm seeing... ''NOTHING'' for your future if you dress like this!\\
'''Aladdin''': I'm breaking my father out of the dungeon. The guards'll never know I was there. Tonight, the King of Thieves will make his most miraculous escape ever...''out of my life!'' (''leaves'')\\
'''Genie''': ...It's the cape talking, isn't it?
* Iago and Abu's usual interactions.
-->'''Cassim:''' We never harm the innocent.
-->'''Iago:''' Uh, for future reference, I'm as innocent as the day I was hatched!
-->'''Abu:''' ''[clearly trying to say "Oh, brother!"]''
* Genie trying to throw a bachelor party for Aladdin.
-->'''Aladdin:''' There's still one thing I need.
-->'''Genie:''' I gotcha! ''[turns into a stripper popping out of a cake]'' It's a BACHELOR PARTY, big boy! ''[snatches a mug of what's clearly supposed to be beer out of the Carpet's tassel]'' None for you! You're the designated flyer!
* Genie TryingNotToCry at the wedding… and failing miserably.
-->'''Genie:''' It’s all… so magical. I’m not gonna cry, I’m not… ''(promptly bursts into tears, then uses Carpet as a tissue. He quickly realizes what he’s doing, and pulls away)'' Oh! Sorry.
** This then leads to a BrickJoke at the end; When Aladdin and Jasmine ''finally'' get hitched after everything they’ve gone through, Genie is of course tearing up again. He reaches and grabs Carpet, and right before he blows his nose again on him, Carpet grabs a tissue and holds it out to Genie.
''(grabbing Iago)'' ''VERY'' loud!
* How utterly reluctant Iago is to be a part of embarking on Aladdin's adventureadventure.



* During the Thieves' raid starting with the chubby thief trying to shove an elephant. Sa'luk pushes the guy aside and takes it from there.
-->'''Sa'Luk''': Let ''me'' be the [[{{Pun}} point]] man! (''jabs the elephant in the butt'')
-->(''Cut to the wedding pavilion, shaking violently'')
-->'''Genie''': [[DoubleEntendre I thought the Earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon...]]
** During the chaos, Genie saves Abu from getting smashed by the elephants.
-->'''Genie''': Come here, monkey boy! You were almost WesternAnimation/{{Dumbo}} toe jam! (''Another elephant walks over Carpet'') Whoa, they trampled the Carpet! [[LampshadeHanging That's a little redundant]]. So, this isn't a bad day for you, really, is it?
** Then Genie confronting the Thieves during the chaos also counts as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome. First, he multiplies himself into a an army of Ninja-Genies, sending many thieves screaming.
** Then he picks up an elephant and uses him as gun (the elephant's face is priceless).
--->'''Genie''': FREEZE, SANDBAGS! (''[[DramaticGunCock cocks elephant's trunk like a gun]]'') Don't make me use the other end!
--->(''Wind comes out of the trunk, blowing several thieves away. The elephant's trunk deflates and Genie puts the elephant down'')
** Then Genie uses his powers against more thieves zapping them in the butt
--->'''Genie''': [[Film/ForrestGump "Mama always said 'magic is as magic does".]]
--->'''Sa'luk''': Cassim said nothing about facing the powers of a Genie! Get the others out of here! We'll leave the King to his plans!
* Instead of fleeing when the forty thieves break up the wedding, Iago actively defends the gifts from Cassim, wielding a vase like a bat. {{Greed}} was probably his main motive. Also counts as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
-->'''Iago:''' Meet your match, Franchise/{{Zorro}}!\\
'''Cassim:''' Good birdie... Polly want a little--\\
'''Iago:''' ''[interrupting]'' [[BerserkButton Say "cracker" and I'll let you have it on]] ''[[BerserkButton principle!]]''\\
(''Iago swings three times at Cassim, who simply grabs the parrot'')\\
'''Cassim''': You have a lot of spirit. (''stuffs Iago into a nearby vase'')\\
'''Iago''': Whoa, whoa! Ow!\\
'''Cassim''': And [[MotorMouth a lot of mouth.]]
** Later while Al wrestles with Cassim over the Oracle staff, he kicks the vase with Iago in it to a wall, shattering it, leaving Iago in a very dizzy, staggering, and moaning state.
* When the Oracle is introduced and Iago wonders why the Thieves wanted the staff, and it answers. It says she can only answer "one" question. Iago's arguing with her when she mentions the "ultimate treasure" is ''priceless''!
-->'''Jasmine''': What were they after, the gifts?\\
'''Aladdin''': Not all the gifts. This is what the King of Thieves wanted. (''Holds up the mysterious staff he wrestled from the King of Thieves during the chaos'')\\
'''Iago''': With all the other great stuff in here, why go for this thing?\\
(''Suddenly, a blinding light emerges from the staff and it floats out of Al's hand. A voice rings out as a visage of a woman appears in the air'')\\
'''Oracle''': Your question is mine to answer! The King of Thieves sought my sight to find the Ultimate Treasure.\\
'''Iago''': Did someone say "treasure?"\\
'''Aladdin''': Genie?\\
'''Genie''': Hmm...Looks like an Oracle.\\
'''Oracle''': I see all that has been, and all that will be. \\
'''Genie''': [[Film/RainMan Uh-oh, uh-oh, definitely an Oracle, tells the future, uh-oh.]] Girlfriend, where were you registered?\\
'''Iago''': Okay, you know all, so tell all. Where is the treasure? You know, the ultimate one?\\
'''Oracle''': I am bound by the rule of one. One question, one answer.\\
'''Iago''': I only ''want'' one answer! WHERE IS THE ULTIMATE TREASURE?!\\
'''Oracle''': You have already asked your question.\\
'''Iago''': You mean before? Oh, uh, that wasn't a question! That was uh...thinking out loud!\\
'''Genie''': ''(grabbing Iago)'' ''VERY'' loud!



* Razoul and his Guards approach the Thieves' hideout. Razoul tries to remember the password and the cave doesn't open. Just as he's about to leave in a fury, one of the guards unwittingly says the correct password.
-->'''Fazal''': But, sir, there's nothing here.\\
'''Razoul''': Not now, but watch. Open... Caraway!\\
(''Nothing happens'')\\
'''Hakim''': There is ''still'' nothing here.\\
'''Razoul''': (''seething with anger'') When I get ahold of that no good...\\
'''Fazal''': But I thought you said it was... "Open Sesame."\\
(''the ground suddenly rumbles as the entrance to the 40 Theives' hideout opens; Razoul smirks'')
* When Aladdin infiltrates the thieves' layer, he overhears Sa'Luk ranting at Cassim, whom Aladdin still thinks is the thieves' prisoner rather than their leader. When Sa'Luk threatens Cassim with death (the latter's casual reaction implies that he's used to Sa'Luk making this threat) Aladdin springs into action, pinning Sa'Luk down and telling his father to run. Everyone else, ''including Cassim'', just stare at the boy in confusion.

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* Razoul and his Guards approach the Thieves' hideout. Razoul tries to remember the password and the cave doesn't open. Just as he's about to leave in a fury, one of the guards unwittingly says the correct password.
-->'''Fazal''': But, sir, there's nothing here.\\
'''Razoul''': Not now, but watch. Open... Caraway!\\
(''Nothing happens'')\\
'''Hakim''': There is ''still'' nothing here.\\
'''Razoul''': (''seething with anger'') When I get ahold of that no good...\\
'''Fazal''': But I thought you said it was... "Open Sesame."\\
(''the ground suddenly rumbles as the entrance to the 40 Theives' hideout opens; Razoul smirks'')
* When Aladdin infiltrates the thieves' layer, lair, he overhears Sa'Luk ranting at Cassim, whom Aladdin still thinks is the thieves' prisoner rather than their leader. When Sa'Luk threatens Cassim with death (the latter's casual reaction implies that he's used to Sa'Luk making this threat) threat), Aladdin springs into action, pinning Sa'Luk down and telling his father to run. Everyone else, ''including Cassim'', just stare at the boy in confusion.



* After Aladdin's fight with Sa’luk we get one of the best BaitAndSwitch moments in the franchise:

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* After Aladdin's fight with Sa’luk Sa’luk, we get one of the best BaitAndSwitch moments in the franchise:



* Genie's bit where he tries to cheer up Jasmine. All of it. It starts off with a ''Film/MrsDoubtfire'' shout-out, and goes on from there. Also doubles as a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}. Even better? This scene was improvised by Robin Williams, in much the same way he improvised much of Genie's dialogue in the first film.
-->'''Genie:''' ''[as Chico Marx]'' Hey, that's-a no good! What this wedding needs is a theme!\\
'''Genie:''' ''[as Groucho Marx]'' Needs a groom too, but let's work with what we have!\\
'''Jasmine:''' ''Genie!''\\
'''Genie:''' It's a joke! ''[deadpan]'' I do that.
* Iago and Abu's usual interactions.
-->'''Cassim:''' We never harm the innocent.
-->'''Iago:''' Uh, for future reference, I'm as innocent as the day I was hatched!
-->'''Abu:''' ''[clearly trying to say "Oh, brother!"]''
* This exchange after Aladdin returns to Agrabah with Cassim.
-->'''Aladdin:''' Looks like Genie has everything ready.\\
'''Cassim:''' "Genie"? You have a genie? Have you used all three wishes yet?!\\
'''Iago:''' Oh please, don’t go into it. It’s just too painful...
* When Cassim introduces himself as the King of Thieves, Genie's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87xYGDR_eME Code Red]] scene is hilariously over-the-top throughout, but ''the'' SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment|s}} is at the end of the scene, when dozens of Genie clones have surrounded Cassim and are all pointing guns at him:
-->'''Genie:''' Do not attempt to move, [[DidntThinkThisThrough or we'll be shooting ourselves!]]
** This masterful BrickJoke:
--->'''Genie:''' ''[to Aladdin after he mentions his father]'' Your father? You never said a word about your father! OH, I HAVE TO LET THE CATERER KNOW! ''[turns into a waiter]'' Chicken or sea bass?\\\
''[After Aladdin tells him that Cassim is his father]''\\
'''[[TranquilFury Genie]]:''' If you're Al's dad... ''and'' the King of Thieves, I just wanna know ''one'' thing...\\
'''Cassim:''' ''[menacingly] Yeah!?''\\
'''Genie:''' ''[turns into a waiter]'' [[MoodWhiplash Will you be having the chicken or the sea bass?]]
** During the Code Red, Aladdin rubs his temple with a look of utter chagrin and boredom. Clearly, by now, he's learned to "just go with it" when Genie goes off on one of these extended bouts of randomness. Iago feels the same way, in contrast to Cassim, who's staring on in confusion.
** The Genies jumping out of the plane.
--->'''Genie:''' [[UsefulNotes/NativeAmericans Geronimo!]]\\
'''[[DepartmentofRedundancyDepartment Genie]]:''' [[UsefulNotes/NativeAmericans Arapaho!]]\\
'''[[RuleOfThree Genie]]:''' [[UsefulNotes/NativeAmericans Navajo!]]\\
'''[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers Genie]]:''' {{WesternAnimation/Pocahontas}}!
* [[AC:"You have violated the perimeter of the Aladdin and Jasmine Wedding. Prepare to be vaporized. Thank you!"]]
* Razoul and his Guards approach the Thieves' hideout. Razoul tries to remember the password and the cave doesn't open. Just as he's about to leave in a fury, one of the guards unwittingly says the correct password.
-->'''Fazal''': But, sir, there's nothing here.\\
'''Razoul''': Not now, but watch. Open... Caraway!\\
(''Nothing happens'')\\
'''Hakim''': There is ''still'' nothing here.\\
'''Razoul''': (''seething with anger'') When I get ahold of that no good...\\
'''Fazal''': But I thought you said it was... "Open Sesame."\\
(''the ground suddenly rumbles as the entrance to the 40 Theives' hideout opens; Razoul smirks'')




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* This gem as Aladdin decides to disguise himself as the King of Thieves to break his father out, ignoring Genie's protests.
-->'''Aladdin''': The Oracle was right. My dad was trapped in the world of the Forty Thieves. Trapped by his own greed. I was so stupid to think I could change him!\\
'''Genie''': Trying to show your dad a better life wasn't stupid, Al! [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senor_Wences Leaving him alone with the parrot,]] ''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senor_Wences that]]'' [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senor_Wences was stupid.]]\\
'''Aladdin''': Everything was perfect before he came into my life. I just want things the way they were. Genie, I need my father's clothes.\\
'''Genie''': A-A-Al, what, did you wrap the turban too tight? Come on, why would you wanna dress in the 'King of Thieves' ensemble? (''poofs up Cassim's blue cloak; Aladdin takes it'') Might I suggest something that doesn't actually say (''wearing black and white prisoner uniform'') "ARREST ME!"\\
'''Aladdin''': (''wearing Cassim's outfit'') It fits. Good.\\
'''Genie''': (''as Oracle'') I'm seeing... I'm seeing... ''NOTHING'' for your future if you dress like this!\\
'''Aladdin''': I'm breaking my father out of the dungeon. The guards'll never know I was there. Tonight, the King of Thieves will make his most miraculous escape ever...''out of my life!'' (''leaves'')\\
'''Genie''': ...It's the cape talking, isn't it?
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'''Cassim''': [[YouGotSpunk You have a lot of spirit.]] (''stuffs Iago into a nearby vase'')\\

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'''Cassim''': [[YouGotSpunk You have a lot of spirit.]] spirit. (''stuffs Iago into a nearby vase'')\\
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** The party includes some very distinguished guests, including Julius Caesar and Cleopatra (who brought a giant caesar salad as a gift, complete with a huge pepper grinder), Horus, and Thor.

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** The party includes some very distinguished guests, including Julius Caesar and Cleopatra (who brought a giant caesar salad as a gift, complete with a huge pepper grinder), Horus, Horus (who Genie mistakes for Osiris), and Thor.
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--> '''Genie''': You're Thor?
--> '''Thor''': [[IncrediblyLamePun Well, it hurth!]]

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--> ---> '''Genie''': You're Thor?
--> ---> '''Thor''': [[IncrediblyLamePun Well, it hurth!]]



-->''[Jasmine and Sultan survey the wreckage]''\\

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-->''[Jasmine --->''[Jasmine and Sultan survey the wreckage]''\\



-->'''Sultan''': Yes, yes, Genie. Whatever it takes. I am sorry about all this, Jasmine. (''Jasmine's gone'') Daughter?

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-->'''Sultan''': --->'''Sultan''': Yes, yes, Genie. Whatever it takes. I am sorry about all this, Jasmine. (''Jasmine's gone'') Daughter?



'''Cassim:''' “Genie”? You have a genie? Have you used all three wishes yet?!\\

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'''Cassim:''' “Genie”? "Genie"? You have a genie? Have you used all three wishes yet?!\\



-->'''Genie''': FREEZE, SANDBAGS! (''[[DramaticGunCock cocks elephant's trunk like a gun]]'') Don't make me use the other end!
-->(''Wind comes out of the trunk, blowing several thieves away. The elephant's trunk deflates and Genie puts the elephant down'')

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-->'''Genie''': --->'''Genie''': FREEZE, SANDBAGS! (''[[DramaticGunCock cocks elephant's trunk like a gun]]'') Don't make me use the other end!
-->(''Wind --->(''Wind comes out of the trunk, blowing several thieves away. The elephant's trunk deflates and Genie puts the elephant down'')



-->'''Genie''': [[Film/ForrestGump "Mama always said 'magic is as magic does".]]
-->'''Sa'luk''': Cassim said nothing about facing the powers of a Genie! Get the others out of here! We'll leave the King to his plans!

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-->'''Genie''': --->'''Genie''': [[Film/ForrestGump "Mama always said 'magic is as magic does".]]
-->'''Sa'luk''': --->'''Sa'luk''': Cassim said nothing about facing the powers of a Genie! Get the others out of here! We'll leave the King to his plans!



-->'''Iago''': ''DIE?!'' He's your son! I'm his friend! CAST A VOTE FOR MERCY HERE!

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-->'''Iago''': --->'''Iago''': ''DIE?!'' He's your son! I'm his friend! CAST A VOTE FOR MERCY HERE!
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** "This broadcast is sponsored by ''SAND!'' It's everywhere! You don't have a choice!"

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** "This "Once again this whole broadcast is sponsored has been brought to you by ''SAND!'' It's everywhere! You don't have a choice!"Get used to it!"
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** "This broadcast is sponsored by ''SAND!'' It's everywhere! You don't have a choice!"
** The party includes some very distinguished guests, including Julius Caesar and Cleopatra (who brought a giant caesar salad as a gift, complete with a huge pepper grinder), Horus, and Thor.
--> '''Genie''': You're Thor?
--> '''Thor''': [[IncrediblyLamePun Well, it hurth!]]
** At one point, the crowd of onlookers parts, and reveals Genie dressed as Moses.
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* During the wedding attack, the rumbling of the stampede causes the entire ceiling to crumble, prompting Genie to fly up and try and hold it back... With mixed results.
-->'''Genie:''' Looks like we have a problem with leaks. [''Flies up and starts holding it back with his body'']\\
[''Crumbling stops'']\\
'''Genie:''' [''Moves back from the ceiling, revealing that it's almost completely '''gone''' apart from a silhouette of where his body was holding it.''] I guess there's really no point to this anymore.
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'''Razoul''': Not yet. Open... Caraway!\\

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'''Razoul''': Not yet.now, but watch. Open... Caraway!\\
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** During the Code Red, Aladdin rubs his temple while his face shows an expression of utter chagrin and boredom. Clearly at some point he's learned to "just go with it" when Genie goes off on one of these extended bouts of randomness. Iago's feeling the same way, in contrast to Cassim, who's staring on in confusion.

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** During the Code Red, Aladdin rubs his temple while his face shows an expression with a look of utter chagrin and boredom. Clearly at some point Clearly, by now, he's learned to "just go with it" when Genie goes off on one of these extended bouts of randomness. Iago's feeling Iago feels the same way, in contrast to Cassim, who's staring on in confusion.

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* When Sa'Luk proclaiming regardless of the fact that Aladdin is Cassim's son he is still an intruder.
-->'''Sa'Luk''': Blood or mud, the boy is an intruder and we have rules about intruders. He has found our secret lair. He has seen too much. He must ''die.'' (''turns to Abu and Iago'') They must ''ALL'' die!

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* When Aladdin infiltrates the thieves' layer, he overhears Sa'Luk ranting at Cassim, whom Aladdin still thinks is the thieves' prisoner rather than their leader. When Sa'Luk proclaiming threatens Cassim with death (the latter's casual reaction implies that he's used to Sa'Luk making this threat) Aladdin springs into action, pinning Sa'Luk down and telling his father to run. Everyone else, ''including Cassim'', just stare at the boy in confusion.
** Sa'Luk proclaims that,
regardless of the fact that Aladdin is being Cassim's son son, he is still an intruder.
-->'''Sa'Luk''': Blood or mud, the boy is
an intruder and we have rules about intruders. He has found our secret lair. He has seen too much. He must ''die.'' (''turns be [[LeaveNoWitnesses punished as such]]. Iago instantly tries to Abu and Iago'') They must ''ALL'' die!appeal to Cassim's better nature.



-->'''Sa'Luk''': Yes, Cassim, mercy would be so like you. Soft...and ''weak!''

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-->'''Sa'Luk''': Yes, Cassim, mercy would be so like you. Soft...* A bit of a DarkHumor example; after informing Aladdin that “The Challenge” is a DuelToTheDeath, Cassim gives him his idea of “fatherly advice” before Aladdin faces Sa’luk.
-->'''Cassim:''' Knock ‘im dead, kid. ''[[LiteralMetaphor Seriously]]''.
* After Aladdin's fight with Sa’luk we get one of the best BaitAndSwitch moments in the franchise:
-->'''Cassim''': ''(As fire illuminates them
and ''weak!''the rest of the Forty Thieves stare daggers at Aladdin)'' You killed Sa’luk... The Code of the Forty Thieves is very clear on this point: [[BaitAndSwitch You're in.]]



* A bit of a DarkHumor example; after informing Aladdin that “The Challenge” is a DuelToTheDeath, Cassim gives him his idea of “fatherly advice” before Aladdin faces Sa’luk.
-->'''Cassim:''' Knock ‘im dead, kid. ''[[LiteralMetaphor Seriously]]''.
* After Aladdin's fight with Sa’luk we get one of the best BaitAndSwitch moments in the franchise:
-->'''Cassim''': ''(As fire illuminates them and the rest of the Forty Thieves stare daggers at Aladdin)'' You killed Sa’luk... The Code of the Forty Thieves is very clear on this point: [[BaitAndSwitch You're in.]]

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* A bit of a DarkHumor example; after informing Aladdin that “The Challenge” is a DuelToTheDeath, Cassim gives him his idea of “fatherly advice” before Aladdin faces Sa’luk.
-->'''Cassim:''' Knock ‘im dead, kid. ''[[LiteralMetaphor Seriously]]''.
* After Aladdin's fight with Sa’luk we get one of the best BaitAndSwitch moments in the franchise:
-->'''Cassim''': ''(As fire illuminates them and the rest of the Forty Thieves stare daggers at Aladdin)'' You killed Sa’luk... The Code of the Forty Thieves is very clear on this point: [[BaitAndSwitch You're in.]]
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** This then leads to a BrickJoke at the end; When Aladdin and Jasmine ''finally'' get hitched after everything they’ve gone through, Genie is of course tearing up again. He reaches and grabs Carpet, and right before he blows his nose again on him, Carpet grabs a handkerchief and holds it out to Genie.

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** This then leads to a BrickJoke at the end; When Aladdin and Jasmine ''finally'' get hitched after everything they’ve gone through, Genie is of course tearing up again. He reaches and grabs Carpet, and right before he blows his nose again on him, Carpet grabs a handkerchief tissue and holds it out to Genie.



-->'''Sa'Luk''': Let ''me'' be the point man! (''jabs the elephant in the butt'')

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-->'''Sa'Luk''': Let ''me'' be the point [[{{Pun}} point]] man! (''jabs the elephant in the butt'')



-->'''Genie''': Come here, monkey boy! You were almost WesternAnimation/{{Dumbo}} toe jam! (''Another elephant walks over Carpet'') Oh, they trampled the Carpet! [[LampshadeHanging That's a little redundant]]. So, this isn't really a bad day for you, is it?
** Then Genie confronting the Thieves during the chaos also counts as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome. First, he multiplies himself into a an army of Ninja-Genies, sending many thieves whining for their mommies.

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-->'''Genie''': Come here, monkey boy! You were almost WesternAnimation/{{Dumbo}} toe jam! (''Another elephant walks over Carpet'') Oh, Whoa, they trampled the Carpet! [[LampshadeHanging That's a little redundant]]. So, this isn't really a bad day for you, really, is it?
** Then Genie confronting the Thieves during the chaos also counts as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome. First, he multiplies himself into a an army of Ninja-Genies, sending many thieves whining for their mommies.screaming.



'''Cassim:''' Good birdie... Polly want a--\\

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'''Cassim:''' Good birdie... Polly want a--\\a little--\\



'''Iago''': Ow! Hey! Hey! Let me out!\\

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'''Iago''': Ow! Hey! Hey! Let me out!\\Whoa, whoa! Ow!\\



'''Abu''': Hmm... (''spits on paws then pulls Iago free, but leaves the parrot's tail feather still in the door'')\\

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'''Abu''': Hmm... (''spits on paws his hands, then pulls Iago free, but leaves the parrot's tail feather feathers still in the door'')\\



'''Hakim''': There's still nothing here.\\

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'''Hakim''': There's still There is ''still'' nothing here.\\



-->'''Cassim''': (As fire illuminates them and the rest of the Forty Thieves stare daggers at Aladdin) You killed Sa’luk... The Code of the Forty Thieves is very clear on this point: [[SophisticatedAsHell You're in.]]

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-->'''Cassim''': (As ''(As fire illuminates them and the rest of the Forty Thieves stare daggers at Aladdin) Aladdin)'' You killed Sa’luk... The Code of the Forty Thieves is very clear on this point: [[SophisticatedAsHell [[BaitAndSwitch You're in.]]
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-->''[Jasmine and Sultan look at the wreckage]''\\

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-->''[Jasmine and Sultan look at survey the wreckage]''\\
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-->'''Genie''': [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar I thought the Earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon...]]

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-->'''Genie''': [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar [[DoubleEntendre I thought the Earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon...]]
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* After Aladdin's fight with Saluk we get one of the best BaitAndSwitch moments in the franchise:
-->'''Cassim''': (As fire illuminates them and the rest of the Forty Thieves stare daggers at Aladdin) You killed Saluk... The Code of the Forty Thieves is very clear on this point: [[SophisticatedAsHell You're in.]]

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* After Aladdin's fight with Saluk Sa’luk we get one of the best BaitAndSwitch moments in the franchise:
-->'''Cassim''': (As fire illuminates them and the rest of the Forty Thieves stare daggers at Aladdin) You killed Saluk...Sa’luk... The Code of the Forty Thieves is very clear on this point: [[SophisticatedAsHell You're in.]]
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* A bit of a DarkHumor example; after informing Aladdin that “The Challenge” is a DuelToTheDeath, Cassim gives him his idea of “fatherly advice” before Aladdin faces Sa’luk.
-->'''Cassim:''' Knock ‘im dead, kid. ''[[LiteralMetaphor Seriously]]''.
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-->WE'RE NOT GETTIN' OUTTA HERE, MAN! '''WE'RE NOT GETTIN' OUTTA HERE!!''' DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND IT, MAN?! THIS IS IT! '''''GAME'S OVER, MAN!'''''

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-->WE'RE -->[[ShoutOut WE'RE NOT GETTIN' OUTTA HERE, MAN! '''WE'RE MAN!]] '''[[Film/{{Aliens}} WE'RE NOT GETTIN' OUTTA HERE!!''' HERE!!]]''' [[Film/{{Aliens}} DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND IT, MAN?! THIS IS IT! '''''GAME'S IT!]] '''''[[Film/{{Aliens}} GAME'S OVER, MAN!'''''MAN!]]'''''
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* [[AC:"You have violated the perimeter of the Aladdin and Jasmine Wedding. Prepare to be vaporized. Thank you"!]]

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* [[AC:"You have violated the perimeter of the Aladdin and Jasmine Wedding. Prepare to be vaporized. Thank you"!]]you!"]]
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* "[[AC:You have violated the perimeter of the Aladdin and Jasmine Wedding. Prepare to be vaporized. Thank you!]]"

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* "[[AC:You [[AC:"You have violated the perimeter of the Aladdin and Jasmine Wedding. Prepare to be vaporized. Thank you!]]"you"!]]

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