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* In Theon's chapter, [[spoiler: Stamina]] is unaware of his [[SanitySlippage unstable mental health]] and his MadnessMantra so when he says it, he replies:
-->'''Theon:''' Theon. My name is Theon.
-->'''[[spoiler: Stamina]]:''' [[CaptainObvious I know your name]]. I know what you did.
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-->'''Dowager Lady Mertyns:''' “If you two are knights, I’m still a maiden. [[ScrewPolitenessIAmASenior And I’ll speak as I please]]. What will you do, kill me? I have lived too long already.

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-->'''Dowager Lady Mertyns:''' “If If you two are knights, I’m still a maiden. [[ScrewPolitenessIAmASenior And I’ll speak as I please]]. What will you do, kill me? I have lived too long already.
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* In Arianne's second chapter, she is exasperated by her little fourteen-years-old cousin [[{{Tomboy}} Elia Sand]], who her father sent to her as a lady-in-waiting but the girl just keeps getting in trouble in a very Arya-like fashion. Given Arianne's [[RebelliousPrincess past exploits]], her complain is HypocriticalHumor:

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* In Arianne's second chapter, she is exasperated by her little fourteen-years-old cousin [[{{Tomboy}} Elia Sand]], who her father sent to her as a lady-in-waiting lady-in-waiting, but the girl just keeps getting in trouble in a [[NotSoDifferent very Arya-like fashion.fashion]]. Given Arianne's [[RebelliousPrincess past exploits]], her complain is HypocriticalHumor:



* Again in Arianne's chapter the Golden Company has taken Must wood, the seat of House Mertyns, but despite being a captive in her own home, the dowager Lady Mertyns is a CoolOldLady who [[ScrewPolitenessIAmASenior takes no shit from this bunch of sellswords]].

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* Again in Arianne's chapter the Golden Company has taken Must wood, Mistwood, the seat of House Mertyns, but despite being a captive in her own home, the dowager Lady Mertyns is a CoolOldLady who [[ScrewPolitenessIAmASenior takes no shit from this bunch of sellswords]].sellswords]], despite being a captive in her own home.

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** Again in Alayne's chapter, Alayne asks about Lyn Corbray's brother, whose young new wife is pregnant.
-->'''Lyn Corbray:''' He remains at Heart’s Home with his peddler’s daughter, watching her belly swell as if he were the first man who ever got a wench pregnant.
* In Arianne's second chapter, she is exasperated by her little fourteen-years-old cousin [[{{Tomboy}} Elia Sand]], who her father sent to her as a lady-in-waiting but the girl just keeps getting in trouble in a very Arya-like fashion. Given Arianne's [[RebelliousPrincess past exploits]], her complain is HypocriticalHumor:
-->'''Arianne to Daemon Sand:''' Why would my father inflict her on me?
-->'''Daemon Sand:''' Vengeance?
* Again in Arianne's chapter the Golden Company has taken Must wood, the seat of House Mertyns, but despite being a captive in her own home, the dowager Lady Mertyns is a CoolOldLady who [[ScrewPolitenessIAmASenior takes no shit from this bunch of sellswords]].
-->'''John Mudd:''' We are no thieves. We’re [[InsistentTerminology foragers]].
-->'''Dowager Lady Mertyns:''' Did you buy all that food down in the yard?
** And later:
-->'''John Mudd:''' You should learn to speak more courteous to knights.
-->'''Dowager Lady Mertyns:''' “If you two are knights, I’m still a maiden. [[ScrewPolitenessIAmASenior And I’ll speak as I please]]. What will you do, kill me? I have lived too long already.
** And even gets away with calling out Jon Connington's men for the rapes committed:
-->'''John Mudd:''' [[BlatantLies No one’s been doing any raping]]. Connington won’t have that. We follow orders.
-->'''Chain:''' Some girls was ''[[InsistentTerminology persuaded]]'', might be.
-->'''Dowager Lady Mertyns:''' The same way our smallfolk were persuaded to give you all their crops. Melons or maidenheads, it’s all the same to your sort. If you want it, you take it. If you should see this Lord Connington, you tell him that I knew his mother, and she would be ashamed.



--l->'''John the Fiddler:''' Be my dog, ser. The night’s alive with promise. [[UnusualEuphemism We can howl together]], and [[TheImmodestOrgasm wake the very gods]].

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* We have [[spoiler: Arya]] unknowingly play what is heavily implied to be Sansa in a Bravossian play based on the start of the War of the Five Kings and the part Tyrion played... albeit demonizing him as a RichardIII type cackling villain.

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* We have [[spoiler: Arya]] unknowingly play what is heavily implied to be Sansa in a Bravossian play based on the start of the War of the Five Kings and the part Tyrion played... albeit demonizing him as a RichardIII Theatre/RichardIII type cackling villain.

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!!''The Winds of Winter''
* We have [[spoiler: Arya]] unknowingly play what is heavily implied to be Sansa in a Bravossian play based on the start of the War of the Five Kings and the part Tyrion played... albeit demonizing him as a RichardIII type cackling villain.
* Alayne's new friend [[DeadpanSnarker Myranda Royce]] is the main source of CMOF in the chapter:
-->'''Myranda:''' The first Lady Waynwood must have been a mare, I think. How else to explain why all the Waynwood men are horse-faced? If I were ever to wed a Waynwood, he would have to swear a vow to don his helm whenever he wished to fuck me, and keep the visor ''closed''.
** Also when discussing about the OpenSecret of Lyn Corbray's need of money and ambiguous sexuality:
-->'''Myranda:''' Do you think if I asked nicely Ser Lyn would kill my suitors for me?
-->'''Alayne:''' He might, for a plump bag of gold.
-->'''Myranda:''' Alas, all I have is a plump pair of teats. Though with Ser Lyn, a plump sausage under my skirts would serve me better.
!!''Literature/TalesOfDunkAndEgg''
* "The Hedge Knight": KnightErrant Dunk looks nothing like a traditional knight and this leads to a memorable first meeting with a sassy young lad at a inn [[spoiler: actually Prince Aegon Targaryen]]:
-->'''Dunk:''' I’ll want my palfrey rubbed down. And oats for all three. Can you tend to them?
-->'''Boy:''' I could. If I wanted.
-->'''Dunk:''' I’ll have none of that. I am a knight, I’ll have you know.
-->'''Boy:''' You don’t look to be a knight.
-->'''Dunk:''' Do all knights look the same?
-->'''Boy:''' No, but they don’t look like you, either.
* "The Hedge Knight": Prince Daeron the Drunkard comes up with quite a droll description of his [[RoyalBrat vicious, sadistic brother Aerion]]:
-->'''Daeron:''' Aerion's quite the monster. He thinks he's a dragon in human form, you know. That's why he was so wroth at that puppet show. A pity he wasn't born a Fossoway, then he'd think himself an apple and we'd all be a deal safer, but there you are.
* [[CampGay John the Fiddler]] [[spoiler: aka Daemon II Blackfyre]] blatant attraction to Dunk:
-->'''John to Lord Cockshaw:''' Look at the ''[[FreudWasRight size]]'' of him. We want strong men.
** And later:
-->'''John the Fiddler:''' Where are you going, ser?
-->'''Dunk:''' To my bed, to sleep. I’m drunk as a dog.
--l->'''John the Fiddler:''' Be my dog, ser. The night’s alive with promise. [[UnusualEuphemism We can howl together]], and [[TheImmodestOrgasm wake the very gods]].
!!''Literature/ArchmaesterGyldaynsHistories''
* In ''The Princess and the Queen'' Prince Aemond One-Eye's EstablishingCharacterMoment is the rather unprincely question:
-->'''Prince Aemond:''' Is Aegon king or must we kneel and kiss the old whore's [[CountryMatters cunny]]?
* In ''The Rogue Prince'' Prince Daemon (who seems to have been quite the DeadpanSnarker) let us know what he thinks of the Vale and its people:
-->'''Prince Daemon:''' "In the Vale, [[BestialityIsDepraved the men fuck sheep]]. You cannot fault them. [[CrossingTheLineTwice Their sheep are prettier than their women]]."
* When Princess Rhaenyra's learns to be betrothed to [[AmbiguouslyGay Laenor Velaryon]]:
-->'''Princess Rhaenyra:''' My half brothers would be more to his taste.






* From "The Hedge Knight", Prince Daeron the Drunkard comes up with quite a droll description of his [[RoyalBrat vicious, sadistic brother Aerion]]:
-->'''Daeron:''' Aerion's quite the monster. He thinks he's a dragon in human form, you know. That's why he was so wroth at that puppet show. A pity he wasn't born a Fossoway, then he'd think himself an apple and we'd all be a deal safer, but there you are.
* In the newly released chapter from Winds of Winter we have [[spoiler: Arya]] unknowingly play what is heavily implied to be Sansa in a Bravossian play based on the start of the War of the Five Kings and the part Tyrion played... albeit demonizing him as a RichardIII type cackling villain.



* In ''Literature/ArchmaesterGyldaynsHistories'':
** In ''The Princess and the Queen'' Prince Aemond One-Eye's EstablishingCharacterMoment is the rather unprincely question:
-->'''Prince Aemond:''' Is Aegon king or must we kneel and kiss the old whore's [[CountryMatters cunny]]?
** In ''The Rogue Prince'' Prince Daemon (who seems to have been quite the DeadpanSnarker) let us know what he thinks of the Vale and its people:
-->'''Prince Daemon:''' "In the Vale, [[BestialityIsDepraved the men fuck sheep]]. You cannot fault them. [[CrossingTheLineTwice Their sheep are prettier than their women]]."


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* In ''Literature/ArchmaesterGyldaynsHistories'':
** In ''The Princess and the Queen'' Prince Aemond One-Eye's EstablishingCharacterMoment is the rather unprincely question:
-->'''Prince Aemond:''' Is Aegon king or must we kneel and kiss the old whore's [[CountryMatters cunny]]?
** In ''The Rogue Prince'' Prince Daemon (who seems to have been quite the DeadpanSnarker) let us know what he thinks of the Vale and its people:
-->'''Prince Daemon:''' "In the Vale, [[BestialityIsDepraved the men fuck sheep]]. You cannot fault them. [[CrossingTheLineTwice Their sheep are prettier than their women]]."

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** In ''The Princess and the Queen'' Prince Aemond One-Eye's EstablishingCharacterMoment is the rather unprincely question
-->'''Prince Aemond:''' Is Aegon king or must we kneel and kiss the old whore's [[CountryMatters cunny]]?

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** In ''The Princess and the Queen'' Prince Aemond One-Eye's EstablishingCharacterMoment is the rather unprincely question
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-->'''Prince Aemond:''' Is Aegon king or must we kneel and kiss the old whore's [[CountryMatters cunny]]?



-->'''Prince Daemon:''' "In the Vale, [[BestialityIsDepraved the men fuck sheep]],” ''he wrote.'' “You cannot fault them. [[CrossingTheLineTwice Their sheep are prettier than their women]]."


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-->'''Prince Daemon:''' "In the Vale, [[BestialityIsDepraved the men fuck sheep]],” ''he wrote.'' “You sheep]]. You cannot fault them. [[CrossingTheLineTwice Their sheep are prettier than their women]]."

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* In ''Literature/ThePrincessAndTheQueen'' Prince Aemond One-Eye's EstablishingCharacterMoment is the rather unprincely question
-->'''Aemond:'''Is Aegon king or must we kneel and kiss the old whore's [[CountryMatters cunny]]?

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* In ''Literature/ThePrincessAndTheQueen'' ''Literature/ArchmaesterGyldaynsHistories'':
**In ''The Princess and the Queen''
Prince Aemond One-Eye's EstablishingCharacterMoment is the rather unprincely question
-->'''Aemond:'''Is -->'''Prince Aemond:''' Is Aegon king or must we kneel and kiss the old whore's [[CountryMatters cunny]]?cunny]]?
** In ''The Rogue Prince'' Prince Daemon (who seems to have been quite the DeadpanSnarker) let us know what he thinks of the Vale and its people:
-->'''Prince Daemon:''' "In the Vale, [[BestialityIsDepraved the men fuck sheep]],” ''he wrote.'' “You cannot fault them. [[CrossingTheLineTwice Their sheep are prettier than their women]]."

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* In ''Literature/ThePrincessAndTheQueen'' Prince Aemond One-Eye's EstablishingCharacterMoment is the rather unprincely question
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* [[CelibateHero Jon]] breaks his oath and beds Ygritte. He swears upon himself that it won’t happen again.
-->[[GilliganCut It happened twice more that night, and again in the morning.]]
** Jarl threatens to throw a bucket of water over the pair of them in the morning if they don't hurry up
** Before that Jon is embarrassed and uncomfortable with Ygritte always sleeping next to him. His response is to get Ghost to sleep between him and Ygritte to get her to give him some space (with Jon considering the absurdity of the situation)

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* [[CelibateHero Jon]] breaks his oath and beds Ygritte. He swears upon himself that it won’t happen again.
-->[[GilliganCut It happened twice more that night, and again in the morning.]]
** Jarl threatens to throw a bucket of water over the pair of them in the morning if they don't hurry up
** Before that Jon is embarrassed and uncomfortable with Ygritte always sleeping next to him. His response is to get Ghost to sleep between him and Ygritte to get her to give him some space (with Jon considering the absurdity of the situation)
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* In the newly released chapter from Winds of Winter we have [[spoiler: Arya]] unknowingly play what is heavily implied to be Sansa in a Bravossian play based on the start of the War of the Five Kings and the part Tyrion played... albeit demonizing him as a {{RichardIII}} type cackling villain.

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* In the newly released chapter from Winds of Winter we have [[spoiler: Arya]] unknowingly play what is heavily implied to be Sansa in a Bravossian play based on the start of the War of the Five Kings and the part Tyrion played... albeit demonizing him as a {{RichardIII}} RichardIII type cackling villain.
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** Both times Mance sends Tormund out so he can't talk to Jon alone
-->'''Mance:''' Come inside. The rest of you, wait here

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** Both times Mance sends Tormund out so he can't talk to Jon alone
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-->'''Mance:''' Come inside. The rest of you, wait herehere.
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* While its used as a horrible means of humiliation for Tyrion, the dwarf joust show is ActuallyPrettyFunny. It involves two dwarves riding a pig and a dog, [[YouFightLikeACow exchanging colorful insults]] and getting confused about which mount belongs to which. In A Dance With Dragons, Tyrion meets Penny, one of the dwarf jousters, whose brother was killed because he resembled Tyrion. Penny complains that she had nowhere to go, she only knows how to mount comic joust shows and that needs ''two'' dwarves... Tyrion sees right through her intentions and [[NoJustNoReaction refuses blatantly]] to participate. [[spoiler: [[GilliganCut The next chapter starts with Tyrion riding the pig]].]]

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* While its it's used as a horrible means of humiliation for Tyrion, the dwarf joust show is ActuallyPrettyFunny. It involves two dwarves riding a pig and a dog, [[YouFightLikeACow exchanging colorful insults]] and getting confused about which mount belongs to which. In A Dance With Dragons, Tyrion meets Penny, one of the dwarf jousters, whose brother was killed because he resembled Tyrion. Penny complains that she had nowhere to go, she only knows how to mount comic joust shows and that needs ''two'' dwarves... Tyrion sees right through her intentions and [[NoJustNoReaction refuses blatantly]] to participate. [[spoiler: [[GilliganCut The next chapter starts with Tyrion riding the pig]].]]
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** When [[spoiler: Tyrion is on the auction block]], ..."and one!"

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** When [[spoiler: Tyrion is on the auction block]], ...block]]... "and one!"
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* Maester Yandel, author of ''Literature/AWorldOfIceAndFire'', mentions having been found abandoned as a child and taken in by an archmaester who claims he might prove of use. Setup for some great destiny? Actually the archmaester was writing a paper on swaddling infants and needed a guinea pig.

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* Maester Yandel, author of ''Literature/AWorldOfIceAndFire'', ''Literature/TheWorldOfIceAndFire'', mentions having been found abandoned as a child and taken in by an archmaester who claims he might prove of use. Setup for some great destiny? Actually the archmaester was writing a paper on swaddling infants and needed a guinea pig.
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-->'''Mance:''' All of you out.
-->'''Tormund:''' Even me?
-->'''Mance:''' Especially you

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-->'''Mance:''' All Come inside. The rest of you out.
you, wait here
-->'''Tormund:''' Even What, even me?
-->'''Mance:''' Especially youParticularly you. Always.
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-->'''Tyrion:''' It's not so bad father. Rhaegar Targaryen is still dead.

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-->'''Tyrion:''' It's not so bad father. Take heart, Father. At least Rhaegar Targaryen is still dead.
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* The bit where Dany walks in on her handmaidens Irri and Jhiqui arguing about bloodrider Rakharo while the scribe Missandei just sits there reading a scroll, totally uninterested.
-->"You are too skinny for him," Jhiqui was saying. "You are almost a boy. Rakharo does not bed with boys. This is known." Irri bristled back. "It is known that you are almost a cow. Rakharo does not bed with cows."



** And [[spoiler:"Lysa Arryn, slain with a shove"]]... kinda takes the dismissive-black-humor cake.

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** And [[spoiler:"Lysa Arryn, slain with a shove"]]... shove" on the House Stark page in ''A Feast for Crows'']] kinda takes the dismissive-black-humor cake.


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** Sharna's husband is simply referred to as Husband on the Brotherhood page in ''Storm of Swords'' because none of the POV characters who have met him knows his name.

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* The Night Watch sets up straw dummies as bait for wildling arrows, and name them after different members. Pyp explains to [[TheEeyore Dolorous Edd]] that the straw man named for him had been leading the count until the last sortie, whereupon another "man" got three arrows to take the lead.

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The Night Watch sets up straw dummies as bait for wildling arrows, and name them after different members. Pyp explains to [[TheEeyore Dolorous Edd]] that the straw man named for him had been leading the count until the last sortie, whereupon another "man" got three arrows to take the lead.
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--> Inkeeper: "Don't kill him in here!"

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--> Inkeeper: Innkeeper: "Don't kill him in here!"
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** In-universe, Ned laughed when he asked Arya what she knew of sword fighting and she told him that, but agreed with the logic of it.

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* "Jon shooed the raven off [[NamedWeapons Longclaw]]. The bird hopped back to Mormont’s shoulder, where it promptly shat."
-->'''Mormont''': You might have done that on Snow instead of saving it for me.



* The story of how Asha lost her virginity to a man who "only spoke six words of the Common Tongue. ''Fuck'' was one of them."



* "The men were erect. The sight of their arousal was arousing."



* From a group of mummers trying to put on ''Seven Drunken Oarsmen'' after two of their troupers have left:
-->"We shall strive to make up in drunkenness what we lack in oarsmen. I for one am equal to the task."



* "I am not without mercy!" bellowed he who was notoriously without mercy.



* Threatened with being appointed Dany's cook Ser Barristan calmly replies he would be honored and gives his qualification for the job; "I can boil beef and bake apples as well as any man. And I can roast duck, I hope you like them greasy with charred skin and bloody bones."
* Bran as he and his friends follow Coldhands into the wild: ''Are we there yet?''
* ''Adventure stunk.''
* Gerris Drinkwater: "When [[TheAce Barristan the Bold]] says to run, a wise man laces up his boots."
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** "Her own father got this child on her? We are well rid of her, then. I will not suffer such abominations here. This is not King's Landing."
** "I can only hope to win the north by battle. That requires stealing a leaf from my brother's book. Not that Robert ever read one."
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* Gerris Drinkwater: "Barristan the Bold says run a wise man laces up his boots."

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* Threatened with being appointed Dany's cook Ser Barristan calmly replies he would be honored and gives his qualification for the job; "I can boil beef and bake apples as well as any man. And I can roast duck, I hope you like them greasy with charred skin and bloody bones."
* Bran as he and his friends follow Coldhands into the wild: ''Are we there yet?''
* ''Adventure stunk.''
* Gerris Drinkwater: "Barristan the Bold says run a wise man laces up his boots."
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** This one is even topped by [[spoiler:"Tywin Lannister, [[TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard Lord of Casterly Rock, Shield of Lannisport, Warden of the West, and Hand of the King]], [[UndignifiedDeath murdered by his dwarf son in his privy]]"]].

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** This one The above example is even topped by [[spoiler:"Tywin Lannister, [[TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard Lord of Casterly Rock, Shield of Lannisport, Warden of the West, and Hand of the King]], [[UndignifiedDeath murdered by his dwarf son in his privy]]"]].

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** And [[spoiler:"Lysa Arryn, slain with a shove"]]... kinda takes the dismissive-black-humor Cake.

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** And [[spoiler:"Lysa Arryn, slain with a shove"]]... kinda takes the dismissive-black-humor Cake.cake.
** This one is even topped by [[spoiler:"Tywin Lannister, [[TryToFitThatOnABusinessCard Lord of Casterly Rock, Shield of Lannisport, Warden of the West, and Hand of the King]], [[UndignifiedDeath murdered by his dwarf son in his privy]]"]].
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* In the newly released chapter from Winds of Winter we have [[spoiler: Arya]] unknowingly play what is heavily implied to be Sansa in a Bravossian play based on the start of the War of the Five Kings and the part Tyrion played....albeit demonizing him as a {{RichardIII}} type cackling villain.

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* In the newly released chapter from Winds of Winter we have [[spoiler: Arya]] unknowingly play what is heavily implied to be Sansa in a Bravossian play based on the start of the War of the Five Kings and the part Tyrion played....played... albeit demonizing him as a {{RichardIII}} type cackling villain.

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