History Funny / ACharlieBrownChristmas

'''Lucy:''' I'll give you ''FIVE'' good reasons!" ''[holds up five fingers and makes, finger by finger, into a fist]'' "One, two, three, four, ''Five!''\\

'''Lucy:''' I'll give you ''FIVE'' good reasons!" ''[holds up five fingers and makes, finger by finger, into a fist]'' "One! Two! Three! Four! ''FIVE!!''\\

** '''Lucy:''' "Yes, he's even a good [[EverythingsBetterWithPenguins penguin]]."

* '''Charlie Brown:''' I've killed it... OH! Everything I touch gets ruined.

* Schroeder trying to play ''Jingle Bells'' to Lucy's satisfaction. His first attempt has his piano sounding like a regular grand piano. His second attempt has it sounding like an ''organ''. On his third attempt, he's completely exasperated when Lucy openly flirts with him, and stops putting forth any effort; he stares at Lucy with a "completely done with this" DeathGlare on his face and plays each note with one finger without taking his eyes off of her, while his piano starts sounding like a toy piano. And then Lucy screams "THAT'S IT!!!", which sends Schroeder flying.

* '''Charlie Brown:''' I've killed it...

-->'''Charlie:''' ''[reading flyer]'' "Find the true meaning of Christmas? Win money, money, money? Spectacular, super-colossal neighborhood Christmas lights and display contest?" [[BreakingTheFourthWall Lights and display contest?! Oh, no!]] My own dog, gone commercial.

** Ruined in the Polish translation, which translated this line simply as [[BlindIdiotTranslation "Something valuable!"]]
** The original Finnish dub misses the joke completely: Lucy says that she wants ''[[MyHovercraftIsFullOfEels reality]]'' for Christmas.

** She tries to shame Pig Pen by shovig a mirror in his face....but he's too chill for that, "On the contrary; I never thought I looked this good!".

* "Man's best friend..."

** Also; The fact that HE WINS! A ''dog'' and his dog house is the winner of the big neighborhood house-decorating contest!

* Schroeder trying to play ''Jingle Bells'' to Lucy's satisfaction. His first attempt has his piano sounding like a regular grand piano. His second attempt has it sounding like an ''organ''. Then, on his exasperated third attempt, when Lucy openly flirts with him, actually sounds like a toy piano.
** Not to mention that, upon the third playing, Shroeder having a DeathGlare on his face before Lucy screams "THAT'S IT!!!", which sends him flying.

* '''Charlie Brown:''' "I've killed it..."

* Schroeder trying to play ''Jingle Bells'' to Lucy's satisfaction. His first attempt has his piano sounding like a regular grand piano. His second attempt has it sounding like an ''organ''. Then, on his exasperated third attempt, actually sounds like a toy piano.