History Funny / ACertainScientificRailgun

* Practically any scene where Saten flips her skirt is hilarious.

'''Saten:''' ....took of her blouse.\\

'''Mikoto:''' There's nothing scary about that at all!\\

'''Kuroko:''' Don't strip!\\

'''Mikoto:''' Don't strip!! Wait, I'm going to kick your ass!\\

* Misaka using a ''doll' as a battering ram, and the sheer "thunk" of the doll hitting Meltdowner in the face as she's taken by surprise.

[[AC:Episode 9]]

* Kuroko's witnessing Mikoto and Saten totally innocent {{Indirect Kiss}}es and failing to get one herself resulting in [[RunningGag her banging her head on the floor]].

** [[LovableSexManiac Blau a.k.a Aogami Pierce]] is giving out cards that provide [[EroticDream erotic dreams]] to others, including the famous Tokiwadai Level 5s (namely Mikoto and Misaki), who happens to overhear him talking about them in lewd outfits. This is also funnier when Junko is [[ComicallyMissingThePoint too pure and innocent to understand what they say]] due to the many [[CensoredForComedy 'BEEEEP'-ed words.]] Cue to this after the 'buyers' cheer of Blau's name :

* Chapter 77:
--> '''Precog Boy:''' Shut up, you pervert! Uiharu told me to stay away from you because you're a pervert!\\
(Uiharu runs)\\
'''Kuroko:''' ''(Sitting on Uiharu's back)'' Did you really think you could outrun a teleporter?\\
'''Uiharu:''' I think we must always keep trying and never give up.
* Immediately after, Uiharu (while still pined down by Kuroko) spends a page talking about how amazing it is that everything worked out fine and no one is seriously injured when suddenly Kuroko preforms a pro-wrestling move on her:
-->'''Kuroko:''' Yeah, it's really amazing ''(pulling Uiharu's head back)'' that you think you can escape by changing the subject like that!

* Chapter 97.5: Taking place after Index Volume 16, Saten and Uiharu find Mikoto being flustered and in a daze. When questioned, she talks about a friend (herself) baffling about a certain someone (Touma) who keep getting himself in other people's affair and the friend realizing her feelings for the boy. Saten and Uiharu immediately know that Mikoto is talking about Touma and in their minds, silently says "Finally". When Saten asks what are the boy's preference, Mikoto replies [[BuxomIsBetter symbols of motherhood]], even mentioning the incident of Touma falling face first into Itsuwa's breasts, courtesy of the Amakusa.

[[folder: Jailbreak Competition Arc]]

* Mikoto's interactions with 9982; the argument getting interrupted by the ice-cream truck man, and 9982 stealing Mikoto's ice cream, then ''[[ThirdPersonPerson narrating]]'' her BlatantLies about not eating it and the narration of her talking Mikoto into getting them tea, then Mikoto putting the Gekoto badge on 9982 and the slap fight when she wanted it back.

** Later [[OjouRinglets Junko ]], who probably because of the slang under the [[CensoredForComedy "beeeep"-ed words]] completely missed why Mikoto and Misaki got so angry with "Blau", asks them whether they ever before dreamed about "a gentleman [they] like" in an effort to be conversational. The body language of their sheepish [[NonAnswer non-answers]] is [[http://i.imgur.com/u5ACQkQ.png priceless]].
*** With New Testament 11 out, what makes this scene more hilarious is that [[spoiler: they're both probably thinking of Touma.]]

--> '''Precog Boy:''' Shut up, you pervert! Uiharu told me to stay away from you because you're a pervert!
-->(Uiharu runs)
-->'''Kuroko:''' ''(Sitting on Uiharu's back)'' Did you really think you could outrun a teleporter?
-->'''Uiharu:''' I think we must always keep trying and never give up.

* In one of the non-canon Railgun omake chapters, Mikoto is talking to a newly amnesiac Touma about their fights. However, the way she says it sounds like something else altogether ("Every night, you chase me around and do ThisAndThat!"). Touma comes to the horrified conclusion that he's been raping a middle-school girl on a regular basis...so he [[WackyMarriageProposal immediately asks her to marry him]].

* Chapter 97.5: Taking place after Index Volume 16, Saten and Uiharu find Mikoto being flustered and in a daze. When questioned, she talks about a friend (herself) baffling about a certain someone (Touma) who keep getting himself in other people's affair and the friend realizing her feelings for the boy. Saten and Uiharu immediately know that Mikoto is talking about Touma and in their minds, silently says "Finally". When Saten asks what are the boy's preference, Mikoto replies [[BuxomIsBetter/symbols of motherhood]], even mentioning the incident of Touma falling face first into Itsuwa's breasts, courtesy of the Amakusa.

* "Indian Poker" (Chapter 71.2) The nameless Ringlet Curl girl gives an Indian Poker to Mikoto [[spoiler: in order to bond Mikoto and Misaki]]. As soon Mikoto uses it at night, she have a wonderful dream even commenting she likes it...that is until it shifted to her being Queen Misaki's maid. She finally snapped/wakes up when Misaki tells her to be her maid for the rest of her life waking up while Mikoto yelled "That's the last thing I want!!!". The best part is [[PsychoLesbian Kuroko]] tries to confess her love towards the sleeping Misaki and caught on the worst timing when she finish her confession and hearing Mikoto's line; shattering her dreams...again.

** [[LovableSexManiac Blau a.k.a Aogami Pierce]] is giving out cards that provide [[EroticDream erotic dreams]] to others, including the famous Tokiwadai Level 5s (namely Mikoto and Misaki), who happens to overhear him talking about them in lewd outfits. This is also funnier when the Ringlet Curl girl is [[ComicallyMissingThePoint too pure and innocent to understand what they say]] due to the many [[CensoredForComedy 'BEEEEP'-ed words.]] Cue to this after the 'buyers' cheer of Blau's name :
-->'''Ringlet Curl Girl''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I didn't really get that, but I heard your names mentioned...you really are the representative espers of our-]]\\
'''Mikoto''':''[slams the table and scares the Ringlet Curl girl, sparking and utterly pissed-tone]'' I need to visit the next shop over.\\
'''Ringlet Curl Girl''': She looks like she's going to kill them. Queen, you have to stop-\\

'''Ringlet Curl Girl''': Oh, No. Together these two can easily pull off the perfect crime...
** Later [[OjouRinglets Ringlet Curl Girl]], who probably because of the slang under the [[CensoredForComedy "beeeep"-ed words]] completely missed why Mikoto and Misaki got so angry with "Blau", asks them whether they ever before dreamed about "a gentleman [they] like" in an effort to be conversational. The body language of their sheepish [[NonAnswer non-answers]] is [[http://i.imgur.com/u5ACQkQ.png priceless]].

* Pretty much any scene with Kuroko that, in some way, involves Mikoto.

* From Episode 2:

* Episode 3 has several very funny bits: The reveal of what the villain has been doing to the girls she is attacking ("I have photographs, but it's not pretty. If you're going to look, prepare yourself."), the villain attempting to use the stun-gun on [[ShockAndAwe Mikoto]], and the villain's MotiveRant.

* From Episode 4:
** Anything that involves Mikoto and Touma. His reaction to being told the score will be settled when Mikoto wins, her coming at him with a chainsaw made of [[VibroWeapon vibrating iron sand]], her reaction to trying to shock him directly (through his [[AntiMagic right hand]]), his [[BadBadActing hilariously bad attempt to give up]], and the fact that she then proceeded to chase him around for the entire night.
*** The [[UrbanLegend tale]] of the Undressing Woman:

*** Kuroko's reaction to hearing that the curse of the Undressing Woman is infectious.

*** [[InnocentFanserviceGirl Kiyama's]] previews for episodes 5 and 11:

** Practically any scene where Saten flips her skirt is hilarious. One particular scene is in Episode 9, where Uiharu is standing around, noting that Saten is late. Only for Saten to flip her skirt from behind (in the least subtle manner imaginable) and announces loudly "Today's blue stripes huh?" It's all topped by Uiharu crying and waving her fists in the air.

** Kiyama undressing in public in general are crowning moments. The very first time it happens, people mistake Touma trying to get her to put her shirt back on for him taking it ''off''; he runs away screaming "It's not what you think!"

* Episode 13. The gang is modelling swimsuits in a holographic studio. Once they're done, Mikoto stays behind to try on the kiddy swimsuit she avoided before, and accidentally broadcasts everything on the giant billboard outside. Touma sees it and goes, "YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe"

* TheReveal that Komoe is the teacher in Episode 14. SenseiChan is a quite appropriate description.

* Episode 3 of Railgun S. Mikoto getting smacked in the head with a binder and Kuroko glomping Mikoto's giant teddy bear because it smells like her. Also Saten's reaction to Eri finding a stack full of cash cards.
* In Railgun S episode 4, Mikoto, after being led to believe that the Level 6 Shift was stopped, starts acting unnervingly cheerful, actually paying for her drink and not getting mad when Kuroko falls onto her chest. Kuroko is disturbed by this, so she tries to [[WeWantOurJerkBack provoke Mikoto]] by telling her what kind of underwear she's wearing today. Mikoto instantly drops the facade and without hesitation shocks Kuroko.

* Episode 17 of Railgun S.
** Kuroko gets freaked out when Mitsuko buys mice to feed to her pet boa.
** Kuroko and Frenda get into a childish argument about whether Mikoto or Mugino is the best, leading to the former two groping the latter two's breasts and getting beaten up.
** Kuroko bought ''[[{{Squick}} turtle blood]]'' due to its fabled aphrodisiac properties. Naturally, Mikoto fries her.
** The entire cookies incident.
*** First, after Touma gets hosptialized, Mikoto goes to visit him and brings some fancy store-bought cookies as thanks for his help. Touma then remarks that he would have expected her to bring home-made cookies and insults her baking skills in the process, resulting in her blasting him with lighting.
*** Then Mikoto goes to Saten to bake homemade cookies, explaining that she can't use the dorm kitchen because of all the people who would wonder who she was baking them for

*** Saten then begins teasing Mikoto relentlessly about having a boyfriend, to her flustered denials
*** Finally, when Mikoto goes to give them to Touma, she meets him unexpectedly and starts blushing and stammering while trying to explain that she made the cookies as thanks, leading Touma to think she's talking about ants and says he'll leave her to her research assignment. [[{{Tsundere}} He does not get the cookies]].

* Episode 20 of Railgun S: Kuroko tries to join the others in the bathhouse, but runs into the Tokiwadai Dorm Supervisor, who forces her to massage her feet.
* Episode 23 of Railgun S: Kuroko makes a SleepingDummy for herself and Mikoto so they can sneak out of their dorm, but puts the two dummies in one bed. Mikoto smacks her.
* Episode 24 of S:
** The Judgement Army uses Kuroko's CatchPhrase as their rallying cry.

** Saten [[CallingYourAttacks names an attack]] after Uiharu's panties. Uiharu is understandably upset.
** Mikoto tries to end the episode the same way as the first season, by saying, "There's never a dull moment in Academy City." Her friends interrupt her to her great frustration.

* Misaki's description of Mikoto

* The entire cookies incident.
** First, after Touma gets hosptialized, Mikoto goes to visit him and brings some fancy store-bought cookies as thanks for his help. Touma then remarks that he would have expected her to bring home-made cookies and insults her baking skills in the process, resulting in her blasting him with lighting.
** Then Mikoto goes to Saten to bake homemade cookies, explaining that she can't use the dorm kitchen because of all the people who would wonder who she was baking them for
-->'''Mikoto''': (thinking) Especially [[StalkerWithACrush Kuroko]], and [[ClingyJealousGirl Kuroko]], and [[PsychoLesbian Kuroko]]
** Saten then begins teasing Mikoto relentlessly about having a boyfriend, to her flustered denials
** Finally, when Mikoto goes to give them to Touma, she meets him unexpectedly and starts blushing and stammering while trying to explain that she made the cookies as thanks, leading Touma to think she's talking about ants and says he'll leave her to her research assignment. [[{{Tsundere}} He does not get the cookies]].

** Saten enters full-on {{Troll}} mode with Misaka, latching on every opportunity to tease Misaka about the cookies she made for Touma.

* Uiharu feeling so happy and in ecstasy of experiencing her dream of what it's like to be a Tokiwadai student during the mid-summer festival... until Saten decides to wake her up back to reality by flipping her skirt!

* Chapter 54 shows that thanks to a particularly ironic case of LaserGuidedAmnesia, [[spoiler:Kuroko has become a {{tsundere}}. ''For [[{{Tsundere}} Mikoto]]''. '''[[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday An insistently straight]] one, no less'''.]]
* In Chapter 56, Mikoto has temporarily teamed up with Shokuhou. They run down the corridor, only for Mikoto to realize Shokuhou has disappeared. She gets angry for ever thinking she could trust her...and then Shokuhou stumbles up, panting, only barely able to keep up. [[SquishyWizard That's what happens when you use mind control to skip PE and all other physical activity]].
-->'''Shokuhou:''' Don't start running with all your might...\\
'''Mikoto:''' I thought I was only jogging.
** Also in this chapter, Misaka and Shokuhou getting into an argument and Misaka pointing out Shokuhou's eyes.
--->'''Mikoto:''' And what's with your sparkling eyes? Do you think this is a shojo manga?\\
'''Shokuhou:''' I was born this way! Weren't you ever taught not to make fun of other people's bodies?
* At the beginning of the Daihaseisai, the managers are tasked with getting two of the Level 5's to introduce the games with a speech. Shokuhou agrees readily enough, but asking [[AxCrazy Accelerator, Kakine, and Mugino]] goes about as well as you'd expect, Misaka's unavailable, and [[TheGhost nobody can find any information on #6]], so in desperation they are forced to ask [[CrazyAwesome Gunha]] [[HotBlooded Sogiita]]. He forgets the speech in the middle of it, so he decides to improvise and ends up doing a ridiculous speech in which he inserts the word '''Guts!''' everywhere he can.
* In a Railgun omake chapter, the male researchers from the Level 6 Shift project need the clones as close to the original as possible, so they try to figure out what kind of panties Mikoto wears under her shorts. A request for Tree Diagram to calculate a simulation is immediately denied ("Don't use me for stupid things"), so they send in the Hound Dogs, a black-ops mercenary squad. They break into the Tokiwadai dorm in the middle of the day in full gear...and are immediately slaughtered by the dorm supervisor. Just as the researchers are declaring that they'll have to take to the field themselves, the female researchers reveal that they just went out and bought 20,000 pairs of cheap panties.
* In one of the non-canon Railgun omake chapters, Mikoto is talking to a newly amnesiac Touma about their fights. However, the way she says it sounds like something else altogether ("Every night, you chase me around and do ThisAndThat!"). Touma comes to the horrified conclusion that he's been raping a middle-school girl on a regular basis...so he [[WackyMarriageProposal immediately asks her to marry him]].

* Misaki's description of Mikoto
-->'''Misaki:''' Don't worry, I got an [[ActionGirl Amazon whose combat ability]] absorbed all of her [[BuxomIsBetter bust size ability]], so I'll be fine.\\
'''Mikoto:''' ''[glaring]'' [[ACupAngst And who might that be]]?

* Saten on Mikoto's mother at Chapter 44.5:
-->'''Saten:''' But... if I look at it part by part, you're like a duplicate of Misaka... apart from the '''chest'''.\\
'''Mikoto:''' Alright, Saten-san, lets have a talk later. Alone.
** Later, when Mikoto accidentally mentioned about Touma, her mother becomes interested and discuss with Saten and Uiharu about the unknown boy who's been helping Mikoto lately.
** In the same chapter, Misaki was stunned and speechless when her handbag is confiscated by Fukiyose.

* Misaka first meeting 9982, whose first words are "Myah". Misaka is appropriately puzzled.

'''Misaki''': ''[Showing killer aura]'' Today, I'll do you the favor of altering the witnesses' memory abilities. You handle the security cameras.\\

** [[LovableSexManiac Blau a.k.a Aogami Pierce]] is giving out cards that provide [[EroticDream erotic dreams]] to others, including the famous Tokiwadai Level 5s (namely Mikoto and Misaki), who [[TooDumbToLive happens to overhear him]] talking about them in lewd outfits. This is also funnier when the Ringlet Curl girl is [[ComicallyMissingThePoint too pure and innocent to understand what they say]] due to the many [[CensoredForComedy 'BEEEEP'-ed words.]] Cue to this after the 'buyers' cheer of Blau's name :

* Anything that involves Mikoto and Touma. His reaction to being told the score will be settled when Mikoto wins, her coming at him with a chainsaw made of [[VibroWeapon vibrating iron sand]], her reaction to trying to shock him directly (through his [[AntiMagic right hand]]), his [[BadBadActing hilariously bad attempt to give up]], and the fact that she then proceeded to chase him around for the entire night.
** The [[UrbanLegend tale]] of the Undressing Woman:

'''Kiyama:''' Ah, today was also fun. How about I strip for the preview... Now, next episode--\\

'''Saten:''' This is a true story about what happened to an upperclassman's friend's boyfriend. One humid night when he passed a deserted park, he was asked directions to the station by a woman who was loitering around. As he was kindly explaining the way to her, looking somewhat distraught, she raised her arms...and suddenly...\\

-->'''Saten:''' This is a true story about what happened to an upperclassman's friend's boyfriend. One humid night when he passed a deserted park, he was asked directions to the station by a woman who was loitering around. As he was kindly explaining the way to her, looking somewhat distraught, she raised her arms...and suddenly...\\

*** [[InnocentFanserviceGirl Kiyama's]] previews for episodes 5 and 11:

--->'''Kiyama:''' Ah, today was also fun. How about I strip for the preview... Now, next episode--\\

* The [[UrbanLegend tale]] of the Undressing Woman:

** Kuroko's reaction to hearing that the curse of the Undressing Woman is infectious.
*** [[InnocentFanserviceGirl Kiyama's]] previews for episodes 5 and

* Pretty much any scene with Kuroko that, in some way, involves Mikoto.
* Episode 3 has several very funny bits: The reveal of what the villain has been doing to the girls she is attacking ("I have photographs, but it's not pretty. If you're going to look, prepare yourself."), the villain attempting to use the stun-gun on [[ShockAndAwe Mikoto]], and the villain's MotiveRant.
-->'''Saten:''' Uh...what?\\
'''Mikoto:''' Yeah, you lost me somewhere in the middle there.
* Anything in Episode 4 that involves Mikoto and Touma. His reaction to being told the score will be settled when Mikoto wins, her coming at him with a chainsaw made of [[VibroWeapon vibrating iron sand]], her reaction to trying to shock him directly (through his [[AntiMagic right hand]]), his [[BadBadActing hilariously bad attempt to give up]], and the fact that she then proceeded to chase him around for the entire night.

* Kuroko's reaction to hearing that the curse of the Undressing Woman is infectious.

** Practically any scene where Saten flips her skirt is hilarious. One particular scene is in Episode 9, where Uihara is standing around, noting that Saten is late. Only for Saten to flip her skirt from behind (in the least subtle manner imaginable) and announces loudly "Today's blue stripes huh?" It's all topped by Uihara crying and waving her fists in the air.