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* Chapter 97.5: Taking place after Index Volume 16, Saten and Uiharu find Mikoto being flustered and in a daze.[[note]]In Volume 16, Mikoto confronted Touma about his amnesia. Afterwards, she came to realize her feelings for him.[[/note]] When questioned, she talks about a friend (herself) baffling about a certain someone (Touma) who keep getting himself in other people's affair and the friend realizing her feelings for the boy. Saten and Uiharu immediately know that Mikoto is talking about Touma and in their minds, silently says "Finally". When Saten asks what are the boy's preference, Mikoto replies [[BuxomBeautyStandard symbols of motherhood]], even mentioning the incident of Touma falling face first into Itsuwa's breasts, courtesy of the Amakusa.

* Kongou Mitsuko trying, and failing, to rally Tokiwadai Middle School into countering Baba Yoshio's school's passionate rallying cry with one of their own. Tokiwadai's rallying cry was carried out in a rather unpassionate manner.

--->'''Judgment:''' Judgement desu no!\\

--->'''Everyone:''' Not when you're around, Misaka/Oneesama\\

* Remember at the beginning of [[LightNovel/ACertainMagicalIndex Index]] Volume 11 (Index II Episode 14 in the anime), Touma mentioned he was forced to dance with Mikoto and was kicked by Kuroko? This episode explains how it happens. When Mikoto is away to buy drinks, Touma, by coincidence, meets up with Saten (whom he met back in Episode 9). When Mikoto returns, her awkward reaction towards Touma makes Saten and Uiharu realize who he is, so the two come up with a plan to get Touma to dance with Mikoto. First, Saten asks Touma for a dance in return for her lending him her lucky charm. When he leaves, she feigns a grave injury and asks Mikoto to take her place. Mikoto tries to come up with an excuse, but Saten essentially browbeats her into grabbing Touma to the bonfire.

-->'''Misaki:''' Don't worry, I got an [[ActionGirl Amazon whose combat ability]] absorbed all of her [[BuxomIsBetter bust size ability]], so I'll be fine.\\

* The entire [[BuxomIsBetter Bust Upper Indian Poker card]] incident that both [[ACupAngst Mikoto Misaka and Saiai Kinuhata]] were involved. During their confrontation they accidentally drop the Bust Upper card among the Indian Poker cards that the vendor's selling. So to settle this, they decide to buy all the Indian Poker cards and try them out. After multiple fail tries and relocated to a hotel swimming pool (after getting kicked out of their first location for making too much noise), a crow happens to take the Bust Upper card and somehow it ends up with the same girl who bought the cards earlier... [[BuxomIsBetter and it works]], much to Mikoto and Saiai's displeasure, whom assume it was a trick.

* Chapter 97.5: Taking place after Index Volume 16, Saten and Uiharu find Mikoto being flustered and in a daze.[[note]]In Volume 16, Mikoto confronted Touma about his amnesia. Afterwards, she came to realize her feelings for him.[[/note]] When questioned, she talks about a friend (herself) baffling about a certain someone (Touma) who keep getting himself in other people's affair and the friend realizing her feelings for the boy. Saten and Uiharu immediately know that Mikoto is talking about Touma and in their minds, silently says "Finally". When Saten asks what are the boy's preference, Mikoto replies [[BuxomIsBetter symbols of motherhood]], even mentioning the incident of Touma falling face first into Itsuwa's breasts, courtesy of the Amakusa.

--->'''Misaki''': (Gets up and smack Mikoto's head) ENOUGH ABOUT MY BOOBS ABILITY!!

-->'''Misaki''': Mikoto-san! What wrong with you?
-->'''Mikoto''': (Realizes [[MyGodWhatHaveIDone what she has done in utter horror]], [[HeroicBSOD kneels down and depress on her actions]].)

* Kongou Mitsuko trying, and failing, to rally Tokiwadai Middle School into countering Baba Yoshio's school's passionate rallying cry with one of their own. The Tokiwadai's rallying cry was carried out in a rather unpassionate manner.

* Kongou Mitsuko's trying and failing to rally Tokiwadai Middle School into countering Baba Yoshio's school's passionate rallying cry with one of their own. The Tokiwadai's rallying cry was carried out in a rather unpassionate manner.

* Kongou Mitsuko's trying and failing to rally Tokiwadai Middle School into countering Baba Yoshio's school's passionate rallying cry with one of their own. Tokiwdai's rallying cry was carried out in a rather unpassionate fashion.

* At the beginning of the Daihaseisai, the managers are tasked with getting two of the Level 5's to introduce the games with a speech. Shokuhou agrees readily enough, but asking [[AxCrazy Accelerator, Kakine, and Mugino]] goes about as well as you'd expect, Misaka's unavailable, and [[TheGhost nobody can find any information on #6]] as many people claim to be him, so in desperation they are forced to ask [[CrazyAwesome Gunha]] [[HotBlooded Sogiita]], who happens to beat a group of cheering squads at that time.

'''Mikoto''':''[slams the table and scares Junko , sparking and utterly pissed-tone]'' I need to visit the next shop over.\\

* Saten reveals that the prize for winning the jailbreak trial is a billion yen, then comments that it must be considered pocket change for Tokiwadai students. Mikoto retorts that it's a fortune for most Tokiwadai students too, though mentally concedes that some (i.e. Mitsuko) do casually spend that much.

* Remember at the beginning of [[LightNovel/ACertainMagicalIndex Index]] Volume 11 (Index II Episode 14 in the anime), Touma mentioned he was forced to dance with Mikoto and was kicked by Kuroko? This episode explains how it happens. When Mikoto is away to buy drinks, Touma, by coincidence, meets up with Saten (whom he met back in Episode 9). When Mikoto returns, her awkward reaction towards Touma makes them realize who he is, so the two come up with a plan to get Touma to dance with Mikoto. First, Saten asks Touma for a dance in return for her lending him her lucky charm. When he leaves, she feigns a grave injury and asks Mikoto to take her place. Mikoto tries to come up with an excuse, but Saten essentially browbeats her into grabbing Touma to the bonfire.

'''Shokuhou:''' I was born this way! [[HypocriticalHumor Weren't you ever taught not to make fun of other people's bodies?]]

* Remember at the beginning of Index Volume 11 (Index II Episode 14 in the anime), Touma mentioned he was forced to dance with Mikoto and was kicked by Kuroko? This episode explains how it happens. When Mikoto is away to buy drinks, Touma, by coincidence, meets up with Saten (whom he met back in Episode 9). When Mikoto returns, her awkward reaction towards Touma makes them realize who he is, so the two come up with a plan to get Touma to dance with Mikoto. First, Saten asks Touma for a dance in return for her lending him her lucky charm. When he leaves, she feigns a grave injury and asks Mikoto to take her place. Mikoto tries to come up with an excuse, but Saten essentially browbeats her into grabbing Touma to the bonfire.

* At the beginning of the Daihaseisai, the managers are tasked with getting two of the Level 5's to introduce the games with a speech. Shokuhou agrees readily enough, but asking [[AxCrazy Accelerator, Kakine, and Mugino]] goes about as well as you'd expect, Misaka's unavailable, and [[TheGhost nobody can find any information on #6]], so in desperation they are forced to ask [[CrazyAwesome Gunha]] [[HotBlooded Sogiita]].

* In the opening ceremony of Daihaseisai, Gunha forgets the speech in the middle of it, so he decides to improvise and ends up doing a ridiculous speech in which he inserts the word '''Guts!''' everywhere he can. Misaki gets confused by this.
* Misaki was stunned and speechless when her handbag is confiscated by Konori Mii (originally by Fukiyose in the manga).

** Moments later (or the following chapter in the manga), when Misaki tells her the real reason she wants to meet Mikoto, Mikoto's... [[HeroicBSOD still not over it]]:

-->'''Naru''' ''(after Yakumaru telling that the Doppelganger was already damaged)'': What are you even saying? It broke with our attacks.
-->'''Leader and Yakumaru''' ''(getting annoyed by Naru's klutzness)'': ''Forgot we had a moron.''
-->'''Naru''': ''(does monkey-like noises while she gets gagged by Yakumaru)''
-->'''Yakumaru''' ''(while gagging Naru)'': We should take you to a doctor, Naru! Maybe that hit to your head with your memory!