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* In the "You're a Dirty Rotten Bastard" episode the Critic is at first shown to be an anchor around the necks of his compatriots. However, when you think about it, his life is shown to be worthwhile because his presence in the timeline saved all of Canada from being wiped off the map. Also, TheNostalgiaChick's happy marriage was shown in the bloopers to be a sham, Ask That Guy is clearly a StepfordSmiler and Spoony!Critic is batshit insane.
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* In the "You're a Dirty Rotten Bastard" episode the Critic is at first shown to be an anchor around the necks of his compatriots. However, when you think about it, his life is shown to be worthwhile because his presence in the timeline saved all of Canada from being wiped off the map. Also, TheNostalgiaChick's happy marriage was shown in the bloopers to be a sham, Ask That Guy is clearly a StepfordSmiler who has to rely on nice customers to get his hookers and Spoony!Critic is batshit insane.
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Sounds more horror.
* In the ''Gordy'' review, the Critic responds to the idea that people can understand animals if they just "take time to listen", by trying to listen to his saucepan, which immediately starts yelling "'''FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!'''" Why is the pan so angry? Well... how would ''you'' feel if you were kept shut in absolute darkness almost your entire life except for once in awhile when you were set on top of a burning flame and filled with boiling liquid?
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*** That would also explain why he knows about ''{{It}}'' from his review of ''TheTommyknockers'', since he died at the end of that one too.
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* In the ''Gordy'' review, the Critic responds to the idea that people can understand animals if they just "take time to listen", by trying to listen to his saucepan, which immediately starts yelling "'''FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!'''" Why is the pan so angry? Well... how would ''you'' feel if you were kept shut in absolute darkness almost your entire life except for once in awhile when you were set on top of a burning flame and filled with boiling liquid?
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* In the ''Gordy'' review, the Critic responds to the idea that people can understand animals if they just "take time to listen", by trying to listen to his saucepan, which immediately starts yelling "'''FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!'''" Why is the pan so angry? Well... how would ''you'' feel if you were kept shut in absolute darkness almost your entire life except for once in awhile when you were set on top of a burning flame and filled with boiling liquid?
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*** That would also explain why he knows about ''{{It}}'' from his review of ''TheTommyknockers'', since he died at the end of that one too.
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* In the ''Gordy'' review, the Critic responds to the idea that people can understand animals if they just "take time to listen", by trying to listen to his saucepan, which immediately starts yelling "'''FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!'''" Why is the pan so angry? Well... how would ''you'' feel if you were kept shut in absolute darkness almost your entire life except for once in awhile when you were set on top of a burning flame and filled with boiling liquid?too.
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* In the ''Gordy'' review, the Critic responds to the idea that people can understand animals if they just "take time to listen", by trying to listen to his saucepan, which immediately starts yelling "'''FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!'''" Why is the pan so angry? Well... how would ''you'' feel if you were kept shut in absolute darkness almost your entire life except for once in awhile when you were set on top of a burning flame and filled with boiling liquid?
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* From his rant about kids having too much pressure on them in ''TheSecretOfNIMH II'', getting a meal when he got an A- and his homework always getting torn up by bullies, it wouldn't surprising if his ditzy tendencies came from his parents making him think he was an academic letdown.
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*** That would also explain why he knows about ''{{It}}'' from his review of ''TheTommyknockers'', since he died at the end of that one too.
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* Critic and Ask That Guy being related is turning into AscendedFanon. What's bad about it is that their {{hilariously abusive childhood}}s match up surprisingly well.
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* He's so broken by the thought that he has no power or control over anything, but he does really. In the anniversaries, he might be thought of as irritating and crazy (and of course he is), but they do still follow him freely. He just can't seem to realize it.
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** The book also told him at the end that she'd give him a happy ending for once. It looks like that may have sunk in despite him ignoring at the time.
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** The book also told him at the end that she'd give him a happy ending for once. It looks like that may have sunk in despite him ignoring her at the time.
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* In the "You're a Dirty Rotten Bastard" episode the Critic is at first shown to be an anchor around the necks of his compatriots. However, when you think about it, his life is shown to be worthwhile because his presence in the timeline saved all of Canada from being wiped off the map..
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* In the "You're a Dirty Rotten Bastard" episode the Critic is at first shown to be an anchor around the necks of his compatriots. However, when you think about it, his life is shown to be worthwhile because his presence in the timeline saved all of Canada from being wiped off the map..map. Also, TheNostalgiaChick's happy marriage was shown in the bloopers to be a sham, Ask That Guy is clearly a StepfordSmiler and Spoony!Critic is batshit insane.
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* Of course he would beat the shit out of an interviewer who spun bullshit that he was a SpoiledBrat who had a cozy childhood.
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** No matter how JerkassWoobie[=/=]JerkWithAHeartOfGold-ish he might be, he's also an unstable SerialKiller with suicidal tendencies. He shouldn't have been allowed out in the first place.
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** The book also told him at the end that she'd give him a happy ending for once. It looks like that may have sunk in despite him ignoring at the time.
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** Or! We know GodIsEvil in the ThatGuyWithTheGlasses universe. What better way to fuck with an often suicidally lonely CosmicPlaything who's prone to blasphemy than to make him think everyone would be much better off without him? If another contributor did it, He'd probably do the same thing to them.
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** And then there's the other meaning. Whether it's a case of desperation, being a bit of a ditz, mind control or all three, he would have done anything Sage wanted. ''Sage''. He's very lucky he didn't get asked to do worse.
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** And then there's giving "[[DealWithTheDevil everything]]" to [[{{Satan}} Sage]] in the Care Bears II review, which probably means he won't be having any fun after he dies. No matter how assy he can be, he's still a fundamentally good guy who doesn't deserve that.
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** And then there's giving "[[DealWithTheDevil everything]]" to [[{{Satan}} Sage]] in the Care Bears II review, which probably means he won't be having any fun after he dies. No matter how assy he can be, he's still a fundamentally good guy who doesn't deserve that.
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* With his parents being such horrible people and his school life being equally horrid, it might seem weird that he's not crazier and nastier than he is. But his granddad was crazy yet seemed a nice CoolOldGuy that Critic appears to think fondly of, so it's likely he got his almost-decency from him.
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*** It could have easily been about another relationship, but his line about DomesticAbuse in his Top Eleven Batman Episodes seems to hint that it was abusive already and he kept going back.
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** Erm, he's immortal in the "yes, you can die, but you'll always come back and probably remember how you died" sense? I have no clue for why they're kinda friends, however.
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** Erm, he's immortal in the "yes, you can die, but you'll always come back and probably remember how you died" sense? sense [[hottip:*: which sounds pretty horrific in itself]]? I have no clue for why they're kinda friends, however.
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* At the beginning of his ''JamesAndTheGiantPeach'' review, he's just been allowed out of a high-security prison, his tie and jacket are missing, he thinks everyone hates him and he's a lot meeker than usual. He ''would'' make a suitable [[PrisonRape bitch]].
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** Similarly, his belief in "Top 11 Dumbest Superman Moments" that adults need to obtain a license before they can be a parent has a whole new meaning when you know it's been taken from experience.
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** There's also the fact that the art version of him is VillainSue who gets away with nearly everything. Who wouldn't want to be like that?
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** An alternate interpretation: Until they mention it again, who's to say that it wasn't a story created by Santa Christ? He did open and close the episode like he was reading a book, and he has [[{{Kickassia}} more than enough reason]] to hate the Critic.
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** An alternate interpretation: Until they mention it again, who's Who's to say that it wasn't a story created by Santa Christ? He did open and close the episode like he was reading a book, and he has [[{{Kickassia}} more than enough reason]] to hate the Critic.Critic, it was never mentioned again and nearly everyone was out of character. Their interaction later in ''CareBears II'' also supports this, as Santa Christ seems a lot colder.
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* In the Nemo review when he gets rewarded for not making a FindingNemo joke, listen closely. He squees that's he's never been so loved... God, the implications of that are pitiful.
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* In the Nemo review when he gets rewarded for not making a FindingNemo joke, listen closely. He squees closely and you'll hear him squeeing that's he's never been so loved... God, the implications of that are pitiful.loved. [[TheWoobie Boy needs a hug]].
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** And think back to all those times where he got himself killed or in trouble. She was in the house. She just doesn't give a shit about him.
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** More importantly, what is he drinking?
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It\'s a parody of all those face full of alien cock happenings in movies, doesn\'t mean it can\'t apply though.
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** This troper thought it was a parody of the ''Enterprise'' episode where Trip gets pregnant when an alien woman touches his hands.
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** This troper thought it was a parody of the ''Enterprise'' episode where Trip gets pregnant when an alien woman touches his hands.
