History Film / MajorPayne

13th Apr '17 3:20:31 PM Lone-Wolf-X3000
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-->'''Payne''': And i call it neutering.
--> '''Emily''': And I call you an [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech insecure, overbearing, psychopathic, edictorial, ego maniacal, frigid lunatic]] ''[[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech ASSHOLE]]''!
--> '''Payne''': [{{Beat}}] I ain't frigid.

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-->'''Payne''': --> '''Major Payne''': Maybe what he need is for you to pop your titty out his mouth and let the boy grow up.
--> '''Emily''': Excuse me, what did you say?
--> '''Major Payne''': I didn't stutter, I said pop-your-titty-out-his-mouth AND STOP BABYING HIM.
--> '''Emily''': I don't call it babying, I call it nurturing.
--> '''Major Payne''':
And i I call it neutering.
--> '''Emily''': And I call you an [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech insecure, overbearing, psychopathic, edictorial, ego maniacal, frigid lunatic]] ''[[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech ASSHOLE]]''!
lunatic ASSHOLE!
--> '''Payne''': '''Major Payne''': [{{Beat}}] I ain't frigid.
13th Apr '17 3:18:36 PM Lone-Wolf-X3000
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-->'''Payne''': And i call it neutering.
13th Apr '17 3:17:58 PM Lone-Wolf-X3000
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--> Also, this exchange between Counciler Emily Walburn and Major Payne
13th Apr '17 3:17:14 PM Lone-Wolf-X3000
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--> '''Emily''': And I call you an insecure, overbearing, psychopathic, edictorial, ego maniacal, frigid lunatic ASSHOLE!
'''Major Payne''': *beat* I ain't frigid.

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--> '''Emily''': And I call you an [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech insecure, overbearing, psychopathic, edictorial, ego maniacal, frigid lunatic ASSHOLE!
'''Major Payne''': *beat*
lunatic]] ''[[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech ASSHOLE]]''!
--> '''Payne''': [{{Beat}}]
I ain't frigid. frigid.
13th Apr '17 3:16:26 PM Lone-Wolf-X3000
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* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Emily: And I call you an insecure, overbearing, psychopathic, edictorial, ego maniacal, frigid lunatic ASSHOLE!
Major Payne: *beat* I ain't frigid.
In the final scene, a new cadet introduces Payne to his "blind seeing-eye dog." Payne asks, "What in the world would anybody want with a blind dog?"

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* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Emily: And I call you an insecure, overbearing, psychopathic, edictorial, ego maniacal, frigid lunatic ASSHOLE!
Major Payne: *beat* I ain't frigid.
In the final scene, a new cadet introduces Payne to his "blind seeing-eye dog." Payne asks, "What in the world would anybody want with a blind dog?"dog?"
--> '''Emily''': And I call you an insecure, overbearing, psychopathic, edictorial, ego maniacal, frigid lunatic ASSHOLE!
'''Major Payne''': *beat* I ain't frigid.
13th Apr '17 3:15:27 PM Lone-Wolf-X3000
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* ComicallyMissingThePoint: In the final scene, a new cadet introduces Payne to his "blind seeing-eye dog." Payne asks, "What in the world would anybody want with a blind dog?"

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* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Emily: And I call you an insecure, overbearing, psychopathic, edictorial, ego maniacal, frigid lunatic ASSHOLE!
Major Payne: *beat* I ain't frigid.
In the final scene, a new cadet introduces Payne to his "blind seeing-eye dog." Payne asks, "What in the world would anybody want with a blind dog?"
9th Jan '17 11:27:43 PM ShiroAkuma
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* BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor: For the majority of the movie, the recruits have been trying to get rid Payne. Then, when they finally start respecting him, he gets called back to service. [[spoiler:He comes back, though.]]

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* BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor: For the majority of the movie, the recruits have been trying to get rid of Payne. Then, when they finally start respecting him, he gets called back to service. [[spoiler:He comes back, though.]]
9th Jan '17 7:50:11 PM ShiroAkuma
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* BadassBiker: The kids hire one to intimidate Payne. He's tall, beefy, leather-clad, and bald, and since he's played by wrestler BamBamBigelow, said bald dome comes complete with a tattooed flame covering it.

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* BadassBiker: The kids hire one to intimidate Payne. He's tall, beefy, leather-clad, and bald, and since he's played by wrestler BamBamBigelow, Wrestling/BamBamBigelow, said bald dome comes complete with a tattooed flame covering it.
29th Dec '16 4:21:26 PM Agent_B
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Using such teaching tools as live grenades and real bullets, Payne starts to instill the corps with some hope. But when Payne is recalled to fight in Bosnia, will he leave the recruits who have just started to believe in him, or will he find out that killin' ain't much of a livin'?

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Using such teaching tools as live grenades and real bullets, Payne starts to instill the corps Corps with some hope. But when Payne is recalled to fight in Bosnia, will he leave the recruits who have just started to believe in him, or will he find out that killin' ain't much of a livin'?
4th Dec '16 9:58:46 AM Morgenthaler
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* {{Badass}}: Major Payne is a career soldier who was honorably discharged because his superiors ran out of targets for him.
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