History Film / MacheteKills

14th Jul '17 12:20:00 AM ultimomant
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Machete has a day to get Mendez across the US-Mexican border alive to the only person who can deactivate the detonator: CorruptCorporateExecutive Luther Voz (Creator/MelGibson), who has his own agenda. Adding to Machete's troubles, Mendez left instructions to put a ten million dollar bounty on his own head if anything happened to him, which put several people on Machete's trail, including the [[LatexPerfection perfect disguise wearing]] assassin El Camaleón (Walton Goggins[=/=]Cuba Gooding Jr.[=/=]Music/LadyGaga[=/=]Creator/AntonioBanderas).

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Machete has a day to get Mendez across the US-Mexican border alive to the only person who can deactivate the detonator: CorruptCorporateExecutive Luther Voz (Creator/MelGibson), who has his own agenda. Adding to Machete's troubles, Mendez left instructions to put a ten million dollar bounty on his own head if anything happened to him, which put several people on Machete's trail, including the [[LatexPerfection perfect disguise wearing]] assassin El Camaleón (Walton Goggins[=/=]Cuba (Creator/WaltonGoggins[=/=]Cuba Gooding Jr.[=/=]Music/LadyGaga[=/=]Creator/AntonioBanderas).
7th Jun '17 11:09:07 AM YieldingCrawler
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* Actionized Sequel: there's even more crazy action in this badboy

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* Actionized Sequel: there's even more crazy action in this badboy badboy.


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* Bloodier And Gorier: this bad boy is WAY more bloody and WAY more gory than the first.
11th Apr '17 12:56:46 PM YieldingCrawler
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* Actionized Sequel: there's even more crazy action in this badboy
31st Mar '17 5:58:15 PM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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* GenreSavvy: Voz is perfectly aware that Machete is superior to any number of his {{Mook}}s, or even his {{Elite Mook}}s. [[spoiler: That's why he wants Machete's DNA, after all.]]
1st Mar '17 8:12:25 PM pepsimax
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In exchange for a [[ThePardon full pardon]] and US citizenship, the President of the United States (Creator/CharlieSheen) tasks Machete (Creator/DannyTrejo) with stopping insane Mexican revolutionary Marcos Mendez (Demian Bichir) from launching a missile at Washington DC. With help from his new handler Blanca Vasquez aka Miss San Antonio (Creator/AmberHeard), Machete infiltrates Mendez' secret base, but runs into trouble when he finds out that Mendez has [[DeadManSwitch wired the detonator to his heart]], which Mendez then activates, [[TimeBomb starting a 24-hour countdown]] until the missile launches.

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In exchange for a [[ThePardon full pardon]] and US citizenship, the President of the United States (Creator/CharlieSheen) tasks Machete (Creator/DannyTrejo) with stopping insane Mexican revolutionary Marcos Mendez (Demian Bichir) (Creator/DemianBichir) from launching a missile at Washington DC. With help from his new handler Blanca Vasquez aka Miss San Antonio (Creator/AmberHeard), Machete infiltrates Mendez' secret base, but runs into trouble when he finds out that Mendez has [[DeadManSwitch wired the detonator to his heart]], which Mendez then activates, [[TimeBomb starting a 24-hour countdown]] until the missile launches.
9th Dec '16 6:51:04 PM RushLimborg
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** President Rathcock's re-election campaign commercial has him noting "For me, ''winning'' is only the beginning." "Winning!" was something of a catchphrase of Creator/CharlieSheen's for a while, there....
30th Oct '16 1:14:19 PM SasquatchJim
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**Casting the gorgeous SofiaVergara as a dominatrix is also an example.
13th Sep '16 12:16:28 PM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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* MagicCountdown: The timer for the missile launch is a blatant example of TheyJustDidntCare.

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* MagicCountdown: The timer for the missile launch is a blatant example of TheyJustDidntCare.example.
21st Jun '16 10:53:06 AM SydJones
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* MsFanservice: Music/LadyGaga as El Camaleón 3. Flips into FanDisservice when you hear [[spoiler: Cuba Gooding Jr's voice coming out of his/her mouth]].

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* MsFanservice: Music/LadyGaga as El Camaleón 3. Especially when she feels her boobs. Flips into FanDisservice when you hear [[spoiler: Cuba Gooding Jr's voice coming out of his/her mouth]].
28th Jan '16 6:55:07 PM dsneybuf
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Rounding out the cast are Desdemona (Creator/SofiaVergara), a madam and leader of a gang of assassins who blames Machete [[spoiler: for the death of her daughter]], and Creator/MichelleRodriguez reprising her role as Luz.

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Rounding out the cast are Desdemona (Creator/SofiaVergara), a madam and leader of a gang of assassins who blames Machete [[spoiler: for the death of her daughter]], assassins, and Creator/MichelleRodriguez reprising her role as Luz.
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