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** FelonyMisdemeanor: "Fooled around?! Fooled around?! ...Seventeen Hail Marys."
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* JaywalkingWillRuinYourLife: "Oh, and we kind of fooled around."
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** Hudson went to Catholic school, so he is conveniently also RaisedCatholic. Which might have been a problem for him and Anna's future. That, and her vows of chastity...


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** ReligionIsMagic: Spoofed:
--> '''Hawk:''' The Vatican! I'm robbing the freaking Vatican! The Sisters at St. Agnes' predicted this.
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The film was a [[BoxOfficeBomb box-office bomb]] (partly because it was marketed as though it were a serious action film when it's clearly intended as a comedy) and regarded for a long time as an [[OldShame embarrassing vanity project]] for Willis. Over time, it's developed a bit of a following for its shameless {{camp}}iness.
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* Novelization: by GeoffreyMarsh. Shockingly, for a novelization of a film that was being rewritten as it was made, the book is incredibly faithful to the final product, aside from including the deleted subplot about Kaplan killing Hawk's pet monkey Little Eddie.

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* Novelization: {{Novelization}}: by GeoffreyMarsh. Shockingly, for a novelization of a film that was being rewritten as it was made, the book is incredibly faithful to the final product, aside from including the deleted subplot about Kaplan killing Hawk's pet monkey Little Eddie.
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* Novelization: by GeoffreyMarsh. Shockingly, for a novelization of a film that was being rewritten as it was made, the book is incredibly faithful to the final product, aside from including the deleted subplot about Kaplan killing Hawk's pet monkey Little Eddie.
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* [[WhyWereBummedCommunismFell Why We're Bummed Communism Fell]]

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* BadassLongcoat - Eddie wears it at the end.
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* IronicEcho: "Bunny...ball ball."
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* BadassGrandpa - George Kaplan.


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* EvilIsHammy: Any bad guy is this.


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''HudsonHawk'' is a 1991 film starring BruceWillis while he was still making the transition from comedy roles like ''{{Moonlighting}}'' to his current ActionHero typecasting. Older tropers experienced with the actor's pre-''Film/DieHard'' career will know this means he [[LargeHam mugs a lot]] and does just about [[RuleOfFunny anything for a laugh]]. And he still has hair.

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''HudsonHawk'' ''Hudson Hawk'' is a 1991 film starring BruceWillis Creator/BruceWillis while he was still making the transition from comedy roles like ''{{Moonlighting}}'' ''Series/{{Moonlighting}}'' to his current ActionHero typecasting. Older tropers experienced with the actor's pre-''Film/DieHard'' career will know this means he [[LargeHam mugs a lot]] and does just about [[RuleOfFunny anything for a laugh]]. And he still has hair.



* WorldOfHam: The ''entire cast'' seems to be engaging in a scenery-chewing competition, especially BruceWillis and RichardEGrant.

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* WorldOfHam: The ''entire cast'' seems to be engaging in a scenery-chewing competition, especially BruceWillis Creator/BruceWillis and RichardEGrant.Creator/RichardEGrant.

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* BrickJoke - The duo sings songs to time (and synchronise) their capers. Each time, the song ends before the caper is over. At that very moment, they invariably get caught.

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* BrickJoke - BrickJoke
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The duo sings songs to time (and synchronise) their capers. Each time, the song ends before the caper is over. At that very moment, they invariably get caught.



* CaptainObvious - "Coach? I think we've been double-crossed..."

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* CaptainObvious - CaptainObvious
** Butterfinger:
"Coach? I think we've been double-crossed..."



* ChristianityIsCatholic:

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* ChristianityIsCatholic:ChristianityIsCatholic



*** Also, [[NunsAreSpooky "Catholic girls are scary."]]

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*** ** Also, [[NunsAreSpooky "Catholic girls are scary."]]



* ChekhovsGun - The opening with Leonardo's lab would make Tom Servo declare "Foreshadowing!"

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* ChekhovsGun - ChekhovsGun
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The opening with Leonardo's lab would make Tom Servo declare "Foreshadowing!"



* HumanMail: Eddie wakes up in a packing material shipping crate in another country after being rendered unconscious.

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* HumanMail: HumanMail
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Eddie wakes up in a packing material shipping crate in another country after being rendered unconscious.



** Da Vinci apparently saw the need for a SelfDestructMechanism when he had his alchemy lab built.
*** Which, really, suits his personality just fine.

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** Da Vinci apparently saw the need for a SelfDestructMechanism when he had his alchemy lab built.
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built. Which, really, suits his personality just fine.



* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: Eddie Hawkins, who's called "Hudson Hawk" by everyone except Tommy Five-Tone.

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* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: OnlyKnownByTheirNickname
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Eddie Hawkins, who's called "Hudson Hawk" by everyone except Tommy Five-Tone.



* TimeForPlanB: "You've gotta love male bonding." ''Cat burglars fall off balcony''.
** Another LiteralTrope. "Time for Plan B, George." "...Plan B...!?"

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* TimeForPlanB: TimeForPlanB
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"You've gotta love male bonding." ''Cat burglars fall off balcony''.
** Another LiteralTrope. "Time for Plan B, George." "...Plan B...!?"



* TheVoiceless:

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* TheVoiceless: TheVoiceless



* [[WhyWereBummedCommunismFell Why We're Bummed Communism Fell]]: Given George Kaplan's ex-CIA, it's not surprising he's awfully bummed about it.

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* [[WhyWereBummedCommunismFell Why We're Bummed Communism Fell]]: Fell]]
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Given George Kaplan's ex-CIA, it's not surprising he's awfully bummed about it.



** Another LiteralTrope.

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* ArtisticLicenseEconomics: The Mayflowers.
** They want to make the world currency market collapse by making so much gold that it turns all of the stuff into WorthlessYellowRocks. That might have worked in, say, 1965. However, ever since RichardNixon took the US off the gold standard in 1971, no currency has any significant links whatsoever to gold, and making lots and lots of gold would only collapse the gold market. Enough to send shockwaves through the global economy? Probably. Enough to destroy it? Never.
** The idea that their own fortune would be unaffected also falls short.
** There's some implications that "most of" their fortune is in physical commodities and properties whose relative value would be unchanged... Which doesn't explain how they can throw around money like it's ''already'' worthless pieces of paper.



* YouFailEconomicsForever: The Mayflowers want to make the world currency market collapse by making so much gold that it turns all of the stuff into WorthlessYellowRocks. That might have worked in, say, 1965. However, ever since RichardNixon took the US off the gold standard in 1971, no currency has any significant links whatsoever to gold, and making lots and lots of gold would only collapse the gold market. Enough to send shockwaves through the global economy? Probably. Enough to destroy it? Never.
** The idea that their own fortune would be unaffected also falls short.
*** There's some implications that "most of" their fortune is in physical commodities and properties whose relative value would be unchanged... Which doesn't explain how they can throw around money like it's ''already'' worthless pieces of paper.
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''HudsonHawk'' is a 1991 film starring BruceWillis while he was still making the transition from comedy roles like ''{{Moonlighting}}'' to his current ActionHero typecasting. Older tropers experienced with the actor's pre-''Film/DieHard'' career will know this means he mugs a lot and does just about [[RuleOfFunny anything for a laugh]]. And he still has hair.

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''HudsonHawk'' is a 1991 film starring BruceWillis while he was still making the transition from comedy roles like ''{{Moonlighting}}'' to his current ActionHero typecasting. Older tropers experienced with the actor's pre-''Film/DieHard'' career will know this means he [[LargeHam mugs a lot lot]] and does just about [[RuleOfFunny anything for a laugh]]. And he still has hair.
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* RealityHasNoSubtitles: While Hudson is ordering food at a restaurant he speaks in Italian. At the end of the order he asks for some ketchup and the waiter walks away complaining about the uncultured American. None of their Italian dialogue is subtitled.
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** "[[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow Will you play]] {{Nintendo}} [[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow with me?]]"

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** "[[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow Will you play]] {{Nintendo}} Creator/{{Nintendo}} [[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow with me?]]"
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-->Eddie:"But...the car went off the cliff!"
-->Tommy:"Backseat airbags, can you believe it!?"
-->Eddie:"But....it was on fire!"
-->Tommy:"Built-in sprinkler system [[RefugeInAudacity ''can you fucking believe it!?']]"
-->Eddie:"Yyyyeah! [[WillingSuspensionOfDisbelief That's...probably what happened!]]"

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-->Eddie:"But...-->Eddie: "But...the car went off the cliff!"
-->Tommy:"Backseat -->Tommy: "Backseat airbags, can you believe it!?"
-->Eddie:"But....-->Eddie: "But....it was on fire!"
-->Tommy:"Built-in -->Tommy: "Built-in sprinkler system system, [[RefugeInAudacity ''can you fucking believe it!?']]"
-->Eddie:"Yyyyeah! -->Eddie: "Yyyyeah! [[WillingSuspensionOfDisbelief That's...probably what happened!]]"

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* UnexplainedRecovery: "Can you fucking believe it!"

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* UnexplainedRecovery: "Can Lampshaded in the most hilarious way.
-->Eddie:"But...the car went off the cliff!"
-->Tommy:"Backseat airbags, can you believe it!?"
-->Eddie:"But....it was on fire!"
-->Tommy:"Built-in sprinkler system [[RefugeInAudacity ''can
you fucking believe it!"it!?']]"
-->Eddie:"Yyyyeah! [[WillingSuspensionOfDisbelief That's...probably what happened!]]"
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* TheDragon - Alfred.

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* TheDragon CoDragons - George Kaplan and Alfred.
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-->'''Darwin Mayflower:''' I'll kill your friends, your family, and the bitch you took to the prom!
-->'''Hudson Hawk:''' Betty Jo Biarski? I can [[ThreatBackfire get you an address]] on that if you want.
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* RedundantRescue: "I got bored, so I saved myself."



* WhatKeptYou: "I got bored, so I saved myself."

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* StopHelpingMe: TropeNamer. Anna decides to pick up a gun and help Hudson during his fight with Alfred. Unfortunately, [[{{Understatement}} she's not the most experienced markswoman in the world.]]

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* StopHelpingMe: TropeNamer. Anna decides to pick up a gun and help Hudson during his fight with Alfred. Unfortunately, [[{{Understatement}} she's not the most experienced markswoman in the world.]]

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** "[[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow Will you play]] {{Nintendo}} [[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow with me?]]"



* GoToYourRoom - Followed by a [[Franchise/StarTrek Vulcan Neck Pinch]].

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* GoToYourRoom - GoToYourRoom: Followed by a [[Franchise/StarTrek Vulcan Neck Pinch]].



* ImprobableAimingSkills - "Exact change?!"

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* ImprobableAimingSkills - ImprobableAimingSkills: "Exact change?!"



* LetsGetDangerous - Don't insult [[{{God}} the Big Guy]] when Anna's around. Just don't.
* LookBehindYou - "You don't expect me to fall for that old gag."

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* LetsGetDangerous - Don't insult [[{{God}} the Big Guy]] when Anna's around. Just don't.
* LookBehindYou - "You
LookBehindYou: "Now, George, you don't expect me to fall for that old gag." gag, do you?"



* MasterOfDisguise - Kit Kat.

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* MasterOfDisguise - MasterOfDisguise: Kit Kat.



* OverlyLongName - in a sense, with Gates' description of Alfred.

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* OverlyLongName - in OverlyLongName: In a sense, with Gates' description of Alfred.



* RunningGag - Will Eddie ever get his [[TrademarkFavouriteFood cappuccino]]?
** Will Eddie ever learn what a {{Nintendo}} is?

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* RunningGag - Will Eddie ever can't get his an unadulterated [[TrademarkFavouriteFood cappuccino]]?
cappuccino]] to save his life. [[spoiler: At least, not until the very end. By that point, [[EarnYourHappyEnding he's earned it.]] ]]
** Will Tommy comes to prison to pick him up with a cappucino in a take-away cup. Before he can have a taste, Tommy has to slam on the breaks and spill it all over.
** At the Five-Tone,
Eddie ever learn what a {{Nintendo}} is?gets one [[BarSlide bar-slid to him]]... only to have it shot out from under his nose by one of the Mario Brothers.
** After the auction-house job, Eddie decides to make one himself... and the machine shorts out.
** Eddie gets served one at Anna's place after their date... too bad it [[spoiler: tastes too much like [[InstantSedation ethyl chlorate.]] ]]
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* BeserkButton: Caution: Do not insult God in front of a nun. [[OneHitKO One-Hit KOs]] can occur.

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* BeserkButton: BerserkButton: Caution: Do not insult God in front of a nun. [[OneHitKO One-Hit KOs]] can occur.

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* BeserkButton: Caution: Do not insult God in front of a nun. [[OneHitKO One-Hit KOs]] can occur.



* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: Eddie, who's called "Hudson Hawk" by everyone except Tommy Five-Tone.

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* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: Eddie, Eddie Hawkins, who's called "Hudson Hawk" by everyone except Tommy Five-Tone.



* PercussiveMaintenance - The Pope's attempt to fix a malfunctioning TV by hitting it with a staff.
* [[PlayingDrunk Playing High]] - Anna in the castle.

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* PercussiveMaintenance - PercussiveMaintenance: The Pope's attempt to fix a malfunctioning TV by hitting it with a staff.
* [[PlayingDrunk Playing High]] - High]]: Anna in the castle.



* PsychopathicManchild - Butterfinger.
* PunctuatedPounding - Tommy Five Tone to Darwin Mayflower.

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* PsychopathicManchild - PsychopathicManchild: Butterfinger.
* PunctuatedPounding - PunctuatedPounding: Tommy Five Tone to Darwin Mayflower.

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* SpeakOfTheDevil - when Gates is talking about Alfred and the latter immediately enters. A subverted InadvertentEntranceCue or HereHeComesNow. Also provides an AnswerCut. (PunNotIntended.)

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* SpeakOfTheDevil - when SpeakOfTheDevil: When Gates is talking about Alfred Alfred, and the latter immediately enters. A subverted InadvertentEntranceCue or HereHeComesNow. Also provides an AnswerCut. (PunNotIntended.)



* StopHelpingMe - Nuns ''can not'' and ''should not'' handle firearms.
** Ought to be the TropeNamer.

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* StopHelpingMe - Nuns ''can not'' StopHelpingMe: TropeNamer. Anna decides to pick up a gun and ''should not'' handle firearms.
** Ought to be
help Hudson during his fight with Alfred. Unfortunately, [[{{Understatement}} she's not the TropeNamer.most experienced markswoman in the world.]]



* TheButlerDidIt - Quoted by Eddie when telling Tommy [[spoiler:about Gates' death at the hands of Alfred, who ''is'' a butler.]]
* ThemeNaming - The CIA people are code-named after candy bars; apparently before that, they tried diseases.
* ThemeTwinNaming - Eddie jokingly asks of the identical twin mooks tasked with following him around, "What do they call you guys? Igg and Ook?" They are credited as such.
* TimeForPlanB - "You've gotta love male bonding." ''Cat burglars fall off balcony''.

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* TheButlerDidIt - TheButlerDidIt: Quoted by Eddie when telling Tommy [[spoiler:about Gates' death at the hands of Alfred, who ''is'' a butler.]]
* ThemeNaming - ThemeNaming: The CIA people are code-named after candy bars; apparently before that, they tried diseases.
* ThemeTwinNaming - ThemeTwinNaming: Eddie jokingly asks of the identical twin mooks tasked with following him around, "What do they call you guys? Igg and Ook?" They are credited as such.
* TimeForPlanB - TimeForPlanB: "You've gotta love male bonding." ''Cat burglars fall off balcony''.



* TrojanHorse - "The Pope takes his mail seriously."
* TheVoiceless -

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* TrojanHorse - TrojanHorse: "The Pope takes his mail seriously."
* TheVoiceless - TheVoiceless:



* UnexplainedRecovery - "Can you fucking believe it!"
* UnholyMatrimony - The Mayflowers.

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* UnexplainedRecovery - UnexplainedRecovery: "Can you fucking believe it!"
* UnholyMatrimony - UnholyMatrimony: The Mayflowers.



* WhatKeptYou - "I got bored, so I saved myself."

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* WhatKeptYou - WhatKeptYou: "I got bored, so I saved myself."



-->'''George Kaplan:''' God, I miss communism. People were scared, the Agency had some respect, and I got laid every night!

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-->'''George Kaplan:''' God, I miss communism. The Red Threat! People were scared, the Agency had some respect, and I got laid every night!



-->'''George Kaplan''' Punks! They think [[BayofPigsInvasion Bay of Pigs]] is an herbal tea, and the ColdWar has something to do with penguins.
* WhyWontYouDie - Butterfinger.

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-->'''George Kaplan''' Kaplan:''' Punks! They think [[BayofPigsInvasion Bay of Pigs]] is an herbal tea, and the ColdWar has something to do with penguins.
* WhyWontYouDie - WhyWontYouDie: Butterfinger.



* WorldOfHam - The ''entire cast'' seems to be engaging in a scenery-chewing competition, especially BruceWillis and RichardEGrant.
* YouFailEconomicsForever - The Mayflowers want to make the world currency market collapse by making so much gold that it turns all of the stuff into WorthlessYellowRocks. That might have worked in, say, 1965. However, ever since RichardNixon took the US off the gold standard in 1971, no currency has any significant links whatsoever to gold, and making lots and lots of gold would only collapse the gold market. Enough to send shockwaves through the global economy? Probably. Enough to destroy it? Never.

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* WorldOfHam - WorldOfHam: The ''entire cast'' seems to be engaging in a scenery-chewing competition, especially BruceWillis and RichardEGrant.
* YouFailEconomicsForever - YouFailEconomicsForever: The Mayflowers want to make the world currency market collapse by making so much gold that it turns all of the stuff into WorthlessYellowRocks. That might have worked in, say, 1965. However, ever since RichardNixon took the US off the gold standard in 1971, no currency has any significant links whatsoever to gold, and making lots and lots of gold would only collapse the gold market. Enough to send shockwaves through the global economy? Probably. Enough to destroy it? Never.

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* {{Confessional}} - "Hit me with your best shot." ''yawns''.

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* {{Confessional}} - {{Confessional}}: ''(yawn)'' "Hit me with your best shot." ''yawns''."



* DeadpanSnarker

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* DeadpanSnarkerDeadpanSnarker: Hudson Hawk's even better at this than cat-burglary.



* [[WhyWereBummedCommunismFell Why We're Bummed Communism Fell]] - TheDragon is awful bummed about it.

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* [[WhyWereBummedCommunismFell Why We're Bummed Communism Fell]] - TheDragon is awful Fell]]: Given George Kaplan's ex-CIA, it's not surprising he's awfully bummed about it.



-->'''Hudson Hawk:''' [[SarcasmMode Why, George, you big softie.]]

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-->'''Hudson Hawk:''' [[SarcasmMode [[DeadpanSnarker Why, George, you big softie.]]

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-->'''George Kaplan''' (about his new young crew) Punks! They think [[BayofPigsInvasion Bay of Pigs]] is an herbal tea, and the ColdWar has something to do with penguins.

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-->'''George Kaplan''' (about his new young crew) Punks! They think [[BayofPigsInvasion Bay of Pigs]] is an herbal tea, and the ColdWar has something to do with penguins.Kaplan:''' Ah, Rome. I did my first bare-handed strangulation here. Communist politician.
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* HeyItsThatGuy: David Caruso? [[CSIMiami YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!]] And he's in a dress? [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]
** Actually RetroactiveRecognition, as NYPD Blue came ''after'' this.



* [[WhyWereBummedCommunismFell Why We're Bummed Communism Fell]] - Let TheDragon tell you.
-->'''George Kaplan:''' People were scared, the Agency had some respect, and I got laid every night!

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* [[WhyWereBummedCommunismFell Why We're Bummed Communism Fell]] - Let TheDragon tell you.
is awful bummed about it.
-->'''George Kaplan''' (about his new young crew) Punks! They think [[BayofPigsInvasion Bay of Pigs]] is an herbal tea, and the ColdWar has something to do with penguins.
-->'''George Kaplan:''' God, I miss communism. People were scared, the Agency had some respect, and I got laid every night!
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->"''Hi! I'm being blackmailed into robbing the Vatican by a [[MegaCorp psychotic American corporation]] and the [[TheGovernment C.I.A.]]!''"
-->-- '''[[CharacterTitle Hudson Hawk]]'''

''HudsonHawk'' is a 1991 film starring BruceWillis while he was still making the transition from comedy roles like ''{{Moonlighting}}'' to his current ActionHero typecasting. Older tropers experienced with the actor's pre-''Film/DieHard'' career will know this means he mugs a lot and does just about [[RuleOfFunny anything for a laugh]]. And he still has hair.

GentlemanThief extraordinaire Eddie "Hudson Hawk" Hawkins has just gotten out of prison, and all he really wants is a cappuccino and an honest job. However, his parole officer has teamed up with [[TheMafia two Italian brothers]] with the surname "[[SuperMarioBrothers Mario]]" to force him to do [[OneLastJob one last job]] that leads to a madcap series of capers that do all they can to defy summation.

Before it's over, Eddie will hurtle down a freeway on a gurney, unknowingly flirt with a nun, burgle the Vatican with fifty bucks worth of seemingly random items, discover Leonardo da Vinci's secret formula for turning lead into gold, battle candy-bar codenamed CIA agents (and one ''damned'' annoying [[GroinAttack crotch-biting]] dog), and if he survives all of this, ''then'' he can have his coffee.

The film was a [[BoxOfficeBomb box-office bomb]] (partly because it was marketed as though it were a serious action film when it's clearly intended as a comedy) and regarded for a long time as an [[OldShame embarrassing vanity project]] for Willis. Over time, it's developed a bit of a following for its shameless {{camp}}iness.
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!!This film provides examples of:

* AffablyEvil: George Kaplan; picture an evil version of [[InLikeFlint Derek Flint]].
--> The last time you saw me, [[MasterOfDisguise I was bald, with a beard and no mustache, and I had a different nose.]] So if you don't recognize me, I won't be offended.
* AfraidOfNeedles: Cesar Mario's reaction to his brother's face in the ambulance.
* AlliterativeName
* AlmostKiss
* {{Auction}}
* AxeBeforeEntering
* BadassBoast - "We blow up space shuttles for breakfast. You and your friend Tommy are nothing more than a mid-afternoon Triscuit."
* BarSlide - But cappuccino and bullets don't mix. ''sniff''.
* BattleButler - Alfred, a KnifeNut with a BladeBelowTheShoulder; "A cross between Alistair Cooke and a Cuisinart."
* BecomingTheMask - Anna, at least in regards to her come-ons to Hudson.
* BlowGun: Used by {{CIA}} agents, who should logically have something better, with explicit mention of curare, which is treated as a temporary paralyser. Because it was improperly prepared, the victims recover sooner than anticipated.
* BrakeAngrily
* BreakOutTheMuseumPiece - Leonardo da Vinci's 500 year old flying machine, which Eddie and Anna use to escape from the castle.
* BrickJoke - The duo sings songs to time (and synchronise) their capers. Each time, the song ends before the caper is over. At that very moment, they invariably get caught.
* CameraSpoofing - "BIG STAN!"
* {{Camp}} - It's basically a live-action cartoon.
* CaptainObvious - "Coach? I think we've been double-crossed..."
** The Playmate of the Year riding the car next to Hudson as he's rolling on a stretcher: "Hey mister! You gonna die?"
* CardCarryingVillain - "What can I say? I'm the villain!"
* CatchPhrase - Tommy has one. Can you ''believe'' it?!
* CharacterTitle
* ChristianityIsCatholic:
** Anna veers close to being a NaughtyNun, so much that her boss complains. But in reality she is a [[RaisedCatholic Good Catholic]].
** FantasticCatholicism: the "Vatican Organization" that Anna works for, a pseudo-CIA for the Church.
*** Also, [[NunsAreSpooky "Catholic girls are scary."]]
** RaisedCatholic is also why Anna won't shoot Almond Joy.
*** And why Hudson is not allowed in her bed.
*** And why she loves Butterfinger, in a weird Catholic way.
** HollywoodNuns: inverted, as we only see Anna in a habit once. Because she's undercover as... [[PaperThinDisguise a chaste Catholic girl who works at the Vatican]].
* ChekhovsGun - The opening with Leonardo's lab would make Tom Servo declare "Foreshadowing!"
** Tommy and Hawk's game of rattling off a song's playing time takes on a whole new meaning during the first robbery.
* CIAEvilFBIGood - FBI isn't featured, but ex-CIA Kaplan is definitely evil.
* CodeName - Snickers. Butterfinger. Kit Kat. Almond Joy.
--> "Candy bars. Well, it's better than when we first started out. Our code names were diseases. You know what it's like being called Chlamydia for a year?!?"
* ComedicSociopathy
* {{Confessional}} - "Hit me with your best shot." ''yawns''.
* CoverDrop - For the rope-swinging one.
* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon - The CorruptCorporateExecutive will torture you so slowly you'll think it's a career!
* DeadlyDodging
* DeadpanSnarker
* DeathEqualsRedemption: Kit Kat, after being betrayed and pumped full of arrows, uses his last breath to loosen the ropes on Anna, allowing her to escape.
* DisneyDeath - Twice! To the same character!
* DistressedDamsel - Though she knows she doesn't make a very good one.
* TheDragon - Alfred.
* DragonHisFeet - Alfred again.
* DressesTheSame - Kit Kat does this a lot.
* DrivingIntoATruck: The ambulance carrying Eddie and Tommy Five-Tone away from the Mayflowers drives up a ramp into a truck.
* DumbMuscle - Butterfinger.
* TheEighties - Bookended by the fact that at the start and end of the film, after being released from prison after several years, Eddie has no idea what "playing Nintendo" is.
* EmbarrassingSlide - "Damned Photomat assholes!"
--> Hawk: "That's a good shot of you, Minerva"
* EveryCarIsAPinto - The safety features on ambulances are apparently disabled by the presence of stupid mobsters. On the other hand, certain cars in the movie have ''very'' good interior fire-suppression systems.
* FamousLastWords: MY PENSION!!!
* FastRoping - This is how Kit Kat makes his first appearance.
* FauxAffablyEvil: Darwin and Minerva Mayflower.
--> What can I say? ''I'm'' the villain.
* TheForeignSubtitle - Varied versions of "The Master Thief" was added to the title abroad.
* GoToYourRoom - Followed by a [[Franchise/StarTrek Vulcan Neck Pinch]].
* GrievousBottleyHarm
* GroinAttack: "Come to think of it, there is ''one'' part of your anatomy you won't be needing..."
* GuiltyPleasures
* {{Hammerspace}}: One of the villains cuts open the cover of Da Vinci's codex to reveal that the book cover, which was approximately a quarter inch thick, contains a piece of the gold machine reflector which is about the size of a billiard ball.
* HeterosexualLifePartners: Eddie and Tommy seem to be a [[MayDecemberRomance May-December]] version of this.
* HeyItsThatGuy: David Caruso? [[CSIMiami YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH!]] And he's in a dress? [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]
** Actually RetroactiveRecognition, as NYPD Blue came ''after'' this.
* HumanMail: Eddie wakes up in a packing material shipping crate in another country after being rendered unconscious.
** Hawk later uses this to [[spoiler: sneak into the Vatican Museum for the second robbery.]]
* IdleAnimation
* ImprobableAimingSkills - "Exact change?!"
* IncrediblyLamePun
** "So much for his... ''cut.''"
** Cesar Mario and Antony Mario -- i.e., the [[SuperMarioBrothers Mario Brothers]].
* IndecisiveParody
* InstantSedation - The victims are paralyzed instantly by curare-tipped blowgun darts.
* IWantThemAlive - "Really? Don't hurt him?"
* KnuckleTattoos - Kit Kat has them.
* LampshadeHanging - "The guy on the donkey is just [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin a guy on a donkey]]."
* LetsGetDangerous - Don't insult [[{{God}} the Big Guy]] when Anna's around. Just don't.
* LookBehindYou - "You don't expect me to fall for that old gag."
* MadeOfExplodium:
** Da Vinci apparently saw the need for a SelfDestructMechanism when he had his alchemy lab built.
*** Which, really, suits his personality just fine.
** During a chase, an ambulance drives off a ramp and explodes in ''midair'' for ''no reason whatsoever''.
* MasterOfDisguise - Kit Kat.
* MasterOfUnlocking
* MurderIsTheBestSolution - "My God, Minerva! IWasJustJoking!" ''they dance together.''
* NaughtyNuns - Not ''that'' naughty, but ''she'' certainly thinks flirting with Eddie is a guilty pleasure.
* NeutralFemale: Subverted. She ''does'' free herself. And, during the fight with Alfred at the end, she ''does'' try to help Eddie. Unfortunately, her aim ''sucks'', but, to be fair, she ''is'' a nun, and therefore probably not particularly experienced in the operation of firearms.
* NiceHat: To Eddie at least, as realizing that it has fallen off his head is what allows him to break free from the involuntary movements that Kaplan had him locked in.
* NobodyHereButUsStatues - Kit Kat in the castle.
* NotTheFallThatKillsYou
* OffhandBackhand - "I'll kick your Centrally Intelligent ass up one side of the piazza and down the other!" ''Elbow-to-the-face''.
* OffstageVillainy: The third robbery takes place offscreen by the main villians after Hawk is arrested [[spoiler:when Tommy fakes his death as part of their plan to escape the Mayflowers.]]
* OffWithHisHead - "I guess you won't be attending that hat convention in July!"
* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: Eddie, who's called "Hudson Hawk" by everyone except Tommy Five-Tone.
** We never learn the real names of the Candy Bars.
* OverlyLongGag
* OverlyLongName - in a sense, with Gates' description of Alfred.
* PercussiveMaintenance - The Pope's attempt to fix a malfunctioning TV by hitting it with a staff.
* [[PlayingDrunk Playing High]] - Anna in the castle.
* PoisonedWeapons: Almond Joy's curare-tipped blowgun darts.
* PokemonSpeak: Igg and Ook.
* PrettyLittleHeadshots
* PsychopathicManchild - Butterfinger.
* PunctuatedPounding - Tommy Five Tone to Darwin Mayflower.
* RealisticDictionIsUnrealistic - Overlapping: Tommy and Anna, after the Tommy-Hudson fight scene.
* RealityIsUnrealistic - The "Da Vinci Codex" is a misnomer, as there are at least 5 codices of Da Vinci's. The one in the film is neither; it is a composite of two recognizable Da Vinci works: the Vitruvian Man on one side, which was never in a codex, and the Study on Muscles on the other, which are among the Windsor Folios. No such codex exists. Nor is there a Da Vinci codex in the Vatican Museum.
* RhetoricalRequestBlunder
* RuleOfCool - When Eddie and his partner have to synchronize their actions to pull off a heist, do they use their wristwatches? No ... they sing ''showtunes.'' While sneaking around inside an occupied building.
* RuleOfFunny - This movie runs with it and the tank is filled baby!
* RunningGag - Will Eddie ever get his [[TrademarkFavouriteFood cappuccino]]?
** Will Eddie ever learn what a {{Nintendo}} is?
* SarcasticConfession
* SlashedThroat
* SpeakOfTheDevil - when Gates is talking about Alfred and the latter immediately enters. A subverted InadvertentEntranceCue or HereHeComesNow. Also provides an AnswerCut. (PunNotIntended.)
* StagedShooting
* StolenMacGuffinReveal
* StopHelpingMe - Nuns ''can not'' and ''should not'' handle firearms.
** Ought to be the TropeNamer.
* StuffBlowingUp
* SwordSparks
* TapOnTheHead
* TheButlerDidIt - Quoted by Eddie when telling Tommy [[spoiler:about Gates' death at the hands of Alfred, who ''is'' a butler.]]
* ThemeNaming - The CIA people are code-named after candy bars; apparently before that, they tried diseases.
* ThemeTwinNaming - Eddie jokingly asks of the identical twin mooks tasked with following him around, "What do they call you guys? Igg and Ook?" They are credited as such.
* TimeForPlanB - "You've gotta love male bonding." ''Cat burglars fall off balcony''.
** Another LiteralTrope. "Time for Plan B, George." "...Plan B...!?"
* TrojanHorse - "The Pope takes his mail seriously."
* TheVoiceless -
** Kit Kat only communicates through preprinted cards. "MY NAME IS KIT KAT THIS IS NOT A DREAM"
** Also Igg and Ook [[spoiler:until they get shot whereupon for some reason [[PokemonSpeak each cries his own name]]]].
* {{TimeBomb}}s with one case of DelayedExplosion.
* UnexplainedRecovery - "Can you fucking believe it!"
* UnholyMatrimony - The Mayflowers.
* UseYourHead
* WhatKeptYou - "I got bored, so I saved myself."
* [[WhyWereBummedCommunismFell Why We're Bummed Communism Fell]] - Let TheDragon tell you.
-->'''George Kaplan:''' People were scared, the Agency had some respect, and I got laid every night!
* WhyWontYouDie - Butterfinger.
* WindowPain
* WorldOfHam - The ''entire cast'' seems to be engaging in a scenery-chewing competition, especially BruceWillis and RichardEGrant.
* YouFailEconomicsForever - The Mayflowers want to make the world currency market collapse by making so much gold that it turns all of the stuff into WorthlessYellowRocks. That might have worked in, say, 1965. However, ever since RichardNixon took the US off the gold standard in 1971, no currency has any significant links whatsoever to gold, and making lots and lots of gold would only collapse the gold market. Enough to send shockwaves through the global economy? Probably. Enough to destroy it? Never.
** The idea that their own fortune would be unaffected also falls short.
*** There's some implications that "most of" their fortune is in physical commodities and properties whose relative value would be unchanged... Which doesn't explain how they can throw around money like it's ''already'' worthless pieces of paper.
* YouHaveFailedMe
** Another LiteralTrope.
* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness

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