History Fanfic / TheLivesAndTimesOfKaleidoShirouSchweinorg

* ProfessionalKillers:

Current crossovers so far: ''Anime/MagicalGirlLyricalNanoha'', ''Manga/{{Berserk}}'', ''Manga/FateKaleidLinerPrismaIllya'', ''Literature/InfiniteStratos'', ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'', ''Franchise/TouhouProject'', ''Franchise/TheElderScrolls'', ''Manga/FairyTail'', ''Franchise/MetalGear'', ''Manga/NegimaMagisterNegiMagi'', ''VideoGame/DarkSouls'', ''Anime/DogDays'', ''Manga/PlaceToPlace'', ''Franchise/KingdomHearts'', ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' and ''Literature/TheFamiliarOfZero''.

Current crossovers so far: ''Anime/MagicalGirlLyricalNanoha'', ''Manga/{{Berserk}}'', ''Manga/FateKaleidLinerPrismaIllya'', ''LightNovel/InfiniteStratos'', ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'', ''Franchise/TouhouProject'', ''Franchise/TheElderScrolls'', ''Manga/FairyTail'', ''Franchise/MetalGear'', ''Manga/NegimaMagisterNegiMagi'', ''VideoGame/DarkSouls'', ''Anime/DogDays'', ''Manga/PlaceToPlace'', ''Franchise/KingdomHearts'', ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' and ''LightNovel/TheFamiliarOfZero''.

%%* CasualDangerDialog

* DimensionalTraveler: He's the son of the master of Kaleidoscope. What do you expect?

* GadgeteerGenius: Engineer Shirou, with a backstory similar to that of [[Franchise/DeadSpace Isaac Clarke]].
* GenreSavvy: Shirou has become this by necessity.

* {{Assassin}}:
** Assassin Shirou, raised by a branch of the Assassin Order (from Franchise/AssassinsCreed) in Fuyuki
** Another one exist in the form of [[VideoGame/{{Dishonored}} Fallen Protector Shirou]], trained by Corvo himself.

** [[spoiler: Calling Shirou "man-whore." Go ahead. I dare you.]]

* BigEater: Shirou[[spoiler:, Vita.]]

* {{Crossover}}: The whole point of the series.

* PowersViaPossession: Shirou Schweinorg can "trace" different versions of himself, called Templates, who have grown up with different parents and skillsets. Templates so far:

Synopsis: By chance, Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg stumbles upon a dying boy in the Fuyuki Fire. He decided then, to "to create his successor himself, to mold him so his mind wouldn't break under the stress". And as a result, Kaleido Shirou Schweinorg was born.

And thus, the tale of the adopted son of Zelretch unfolds as he travels across the multiverse, running into troubles and beautiful women along the way. Can be found here: http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread.php/2086-The-Lives-and-Times-of-Kaleido-Shirou-Schweinorg

Current crossovers so far: ''Anime/MagicalGirlLyricalNanoha'', ''{{Manga/Berserk}}'', ''Manga/FateKaleidLinerPrismaIllya'', ''LightNovel/InfiniteStratos'', ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'', ''VideoGame/{{Touhou}}'', ''Franchise/TheElderScrolls'', ''Manga/FairyTail'', ''Franchise/MetalGear'', ''Manga/MahouSenseiNegima'', ''VideoGame/DarkSouls'', ''Anime/DogDays'', ''Manga/PlaceToPlace'', ''Franchise/KingdomHearts'', ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' and ''LightNovel/TheFamiliarOfZero''.

* AccidentalPervert: Shirou from time to time.

* AirJousting
* BadassLongcoat
* [[spoiler: BattleCouple: Quickly seems to be becoming one with Signum.]]
* CasualDangerDialog
* ChefOfIron: In the words of Kaleido Shirou himself:
-->Strangely enough, no matter where one went in the multiverse, there was no Shirou who was not a cook. No matter the place, circumstances, rearing, limitations or reasons. No matter that simple natural logic dictated one of them somewhere should not know how to cook. Every Shirou in the multiverse had one thing in common.

-->Shirou cooked. He took pride in his skills as a cook. He was extremely defensive of his kitchen and cooking rights.

* BerserkButton: [[spoiler: Calling Shirou "man-whore." Go ahead. I dare you.]]

* BoundandGagged: Happens to Shirou quite a bit.

** ChivalrousPervert
** TalkingWeapon
** NamedWeapons: OS stands for Operating System, bonus points for being FunWithAcronyms.
** BlingBlingBang: He is made from shiny, presumably valuable jewels...
** ItWasAGift: From his father Zelretch.
** EmpathicWeapon
** LoyalPhlebotinum: Threatened to annihilate everything within a hundred feet if Signum caused Shirou to die.
* [[spoiler: CovertPervert: Signum, if the latest chapter is anything to go by.]]

* DeadpanSnarker: Shirou and OS.
* [[DimensionalTraveler Dimensional Traveler]]: He's the son of the master of Kaleidoscope. What do you expect?
* [[spoiler: DoubleEntendre: When Shirou broke through Yuuno's barrier, the following chase scene between him and Vita garners quite a lot of attention. Starting with these lines from Vita:]]
-->[[spoiler: B-But…but his first time was supposed to be mine…his first time was supposed to be mine!”]]
-->[[spoiler: “You stole it from him! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MINE!”]]

-->[[spoiler: “I’m very sorry.” Repeated Schweinorg, having trouble to keep his head straight. “I’m so sorry…that I took Yuuno’s first time. I did not know it was reserved for you.”]]
* TheDrifter
** GoodSamaritan: Despite several experiences telling him that getting involved with local affairs is generally a bad idea and will only cause trouble for him, Shirou is still always willing to lend a hand in someones time of need.
* [[spoiler: EroticDream: Signum has one of these due to OS's machinations.]]
* [[spoiler: FantasticArousal: Let just say that Shirou's petting is ... extraordinary. To the point that [[Anime/DogDays Leonmitchelli]] start dumping some of her duties on her brother just to have "petting time."]]

--> "Finally, I was getting really tired of all that teenage angsting,"

* InHarmsWay

* PowersViaPossession: Shirou Schweinorg can "trace" different versions of himself, called Templates, who have grown up with different parents and skillset. Templates so far:
** AntiMagic: Guardian Knight Shirou. Receiving an education ranging from spear craft to poetry that was as extensive as it was thorough, this Shirou became a Guardian Knight: an ideal familiar tailored to act as a companion, guardian, and eventual lover to either the witches who adopted them or said witches' daughters as they travel the world. But by far the two skills he shows the most talent for are curse-breaking – a branch of anti-magic that goes beyond what its name implies and is comprised of the dismantling of any prepared magics, whether their origin be from Formal, Ritual, or Witchcraft – and his almost precognitive ability to sense the nature and origin of any threat to his master.
** {{Assassin}}:
*** Assassin Shirou, raised by a branch of the Assassin Order (from Franchise/AssassinsCreed) in Fuyuki
*** Another one exist in the form of [[VideoGame/{{Dishonored}} Fallen Protector Shirou]], trained by Corvo himself.
** BarrierWarrior: Bastion Shirou. When Avalon was implanted within his body to save his life, he wound up taking on one of the more abstract concepts woven into its existence by the fey realm, adopting the properties that granted protection from all forces that meant the wielder harm – instead of becoming a sword, this Shirou had been granted the powers of a shield.
** GadgeteerGenius: Engineer Shirou, with a backstory similar to that of [[Franchise/DeadSpace Isaac Clarke]].
** GuardianEntity: Counter Guardian Shirou, aka EMIYA himself. One of the many DangerousForbiddenTechnique that Kaleido Shirou doesn't dare use.
** ImprobableAimingSkills: More so compared to the others. Born into a world tainted by Angra Mainyu, after the elder magus of the Edelfelt family successfully won the Holy Grail and proceeded to try and reach Akasha; this Shirou was raised in the Fujimura compound after being orphaned by a bandit raid that killed his family.
*** FriendlySniper
** ImprobableWeaponUser: Shirou Chan, raised by [[WesternAnimation/JackieChanAdventures Jackie Chan]]. His strongest point? Capable of turning ANYTHING into a weapon. And by anything, I mean ''anything'' – as long as he can get his hands on it, he WILL use it to kick the crap out of his opponent. Ambushed in an alley? Pipe, garbage cans are already on hand. Attacked in a Home Depot? Ladder up. Stuck in a seafood store? Fish-chucks, yo.
** MasterSwordsman: Blademaster Shirou, a Fate-route Shirou who became fixated upon his ideal to create a place where no one would suffer and chose to wield Caliburn as his main weapon in Saber's memory.
** ManInTheMachine: Cybernetic Shirou, captured and experimented on by the Patriots. His skull and upper jaw were surgically removed from his body before being implanted onto a replacement that was made of 90% steel, with some flexible synthetic material where necessary.
** OccultDetective: Occult Hunter Shirou, saved by a traveling hunter investigating the strange events occurring in Fuyuki during the 4th grail war.
** PersonOfMassDestruction: This template came from a world where instead of Hayate Yagami, the Book of Darkness chose Shirou Emiya instead. Hailing from Fraggle's Fanfic/FateNightSky itself, this is another DangerousForbiddenTechnique. Also caused quite a lot of trouble for Shirou the first time he used it.
** PoweredArmour: N7 Shirou, born into the world of ''Franchise/MassEffect'' and user of the experimental Juggernaught Armor.
** PsychicPowers: [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/X-COM X-COM!]]Shirou. Mostly functions as a MultiRangedMaster, with [[CombatMedic healing abilities]].
** StoneWall: VideoGame/DarkSouls!Shirou, since he started as a Knight. A Shirou who was born and cursed to die by the mark engraved upon him. Cursed by what few gods remained in the world, he was fated to follow in the footsteps of countless others. All forced to travel down the wretched path in the forsaken lands of Lordran. Bathed in the blood, filth, and sin of a darkness which permeated the land, he had only his one desire to push him forward. To end this cruel cycle of pain and suffering. He has only himself and his armaments as companions, for he has refused the love of others. He is too tainted to accept such emotions and kindness. Only the bonfires brings warmth to his dead body.
*** BerserkButton: [[spoiler: Whatever you do, DON'T hurt Priscilla. Or break the dagger that he got from her. Darkwraith Shinji and [[{{Manga/Berserk}} Nosferatu Zodd]] are examples of what will happen, should you do so.]]
*** DarkAndTroubledPast: Just check out the info. Not to mention that he's from VideoGame/DarkSouls.
*** {{Determinator}}: BIG TIME.
*** ImplacableMan
*** [[spoiler: InterspeciesRomance: With Crossbreed Priscilla.]]
*** [[spoiler: LadyAndKnight: Has this dynamic with Crossbreed Priscilla.]]
** SuperSoldier: Halo!Shirou. Once a ODST, he was then drafted into the Spartan IV Program and gained the designation Spartan V-444.
** SupremeChef: The King of Cooks, able to sate the appetite of even the dreaded food critic Alter with a single meal, create a feast for Broskander's army in under an hour, tame the Tiger of Fuyuki with a snack, and is even rumored to have been offered a place in Gilgamesh's kitchen. Upon his death he ascended to be a minor deity and Patron Saint of cooking. It has also be theorized that he has prevented several natural disasters by placating Gaia with a meal, and is able to release a few of his alternates from serving the counter-force by having dinner dates with Alaya on a regular basis, provided he himself cooked the meals.
* [[spoiler: ScrewYourself: Thanks to OS, Kaleido Shirou Schweinorg once [[BedmateReveal woke up in bed]] with Kaleido Shiko Schweinorg.]]

* RunningGag: Shirou really hates being chained up.
-->"Besides," Said OS with his customary cheer once more coloring his tone. "I can't wait to see boss' reaction when he wakes up, he hates being tied up."
-->"Hey… could you free me? I really hate being tied up." Deadpanned Shirou.
** OS always causes trouble for Shirou, once way or another

* ShipperOnDeck: OS is this for Shirou and [[spoiler: Signum]].
* ShoutOut:
** [[spoiler: In the newest chapter, there's the particular bit about how Shirou knew what to cook for Fate and specificaly cook the way she likes it. Add to the fact that Shirou's smile reminded Fate of the smiles Lindy directed at her after adopting her, this references one of Old Iron's stories, the Vajira continuity. In it, Shirou Emiya was the one who adopted Fate and not Lindy.]]
* StalkerWithACrush: Shirou has one in the form of Evangeline. Yes, [[Manga/MahouSenseiNegima THAT Eva.]]
* SwordBeam: OS and Caliburn.

* UndyingLoyalty: OS toward Shirou.
* [[WalkingTheEarth Walking the Multiverse]]

Current crossovers so far: ''Anime/MagicalGirlLyricalNanoha'', ''{{Manga/Berserk}}'', ''Manga/FateKaleidLinerPrismaIllya'', ''LightNovel/InfiniteStratos'', ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'', ''VideoGame/{{Touhou}}'', ''Franchise/TheElderScrolls'', ''Manga/FairyTail'', ''Franchise/MetalGear'', ''Manga/MahouSenseiNegima'', ''VideoGame/DarkSouls'', ''Anime/DogDays'', ''Manga/PlaceToPlace'', ''VideoGame/KingdomHearts'', ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' and ''LightNovel/TheFamiliarOfZero''.

* StalkerWithACrush: Shirou has one in the form of Evangeline. Yes, [[MahouSenseiNegima THAT Eva.]]

** ImprobableWeaponUser: Shirou Chan, raised by [[JackieChanAdventures Jackie Chan]]. His strongest point? Capable of turning ANYTHING into a weapon. And by anything, I mean ''anything'' – as long as he can get his hands on it, he WILL use it to kick the crap out of his opponent. Ambushed in an alley? Pipe, garbage cans are already on hand. Attacked in a Home Depot? Ladder up. Stuck in a seafood store? Fish-chucks, yo.

Current crossovers so far: MagicalGirlLyricalNanoha, {{Manga/Berserk}}, FateKaleidLinerPrismaIllya, InfiniteStratos, WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender, VideoGame/{{Touhou}}, Franchise/TheElderScrolls, Manga/FairyTail, Franchise/MetalGear, Manga/MahouSenseiNegima, VideoGame/DarkSouls, Anime/DogDays, Manga/PlaceToPlace, VideoGame/{{KingdomHearts}}, Franchise/{{Pokemon}} and LightNovel/TheFamiliarOfZero.

Current crossovers so far: MagicalGirlLyricalNanoha, {{Manga/Berserk}}, FateKaleidLinerPrismaIllya, InfiniteStratos, WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender, VideoGame/{{Touhou}}, Franchise/TheElderScrolls, Manga/FairyTail, Franchise/MetalGear, Manga/MahouSenseiNegima, VideoGame/DarkSouls, Anime/DogDays, Manga/AcchiKocchi, VideoGame/{{KingdomHearts}}, Franchise/{{Pokemon}} and LightNovel/TheFamiliarOfZero.

Current crossovers so far: MagicalGirlLyricalNanoha, {{Manga/Berserk}}, FateKaleidLinerPrismaIllya, InfiniteStratos, WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender, VideoGame/{{Touhou}}, Franchise/TheElderScrolls, Manga/FairyTail, Franchise/MetalGear, Manga/MahouSenseiNegima, VideoGame/DarkSouls, DogDays, Manga/AcchiKocchi, VideoGame/{{KingdomHearts}}, Franchise/{{Pokemon}} and LightNovel/TheFamiliarOfZero.

* [[spoiler: FantasticArousal: Let just say that Shirou's petting is ... extraordinary. To the point that [[DogDays Leonmitchelli]] start dumping some of her duties on her brother just to have "petting time."]]

Current crossovers so far: MagicalGirlLyricalNanoha, {{Berserk}}, FateKaleidLinerPrismaIllya, InfiniteStratos, WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender, VideoGame/{{Touhou}}, Franchise/TheElderScrolls, Manga/FairyTail, Franchise/MetalGear, Manga/MahouSenseiNegima, VideoGame/DarkSouls, DogDays, Manga/AcchiKocchi, VideoGame/{{KingdomHearts}}, Franchise/{{Pokemon}} and LightNovel/TheFamiliarOfZero.

* BigDamnHeroes: [[spoiler: Signum and Shirou saving the day in the {{Berserk}} world.]]

*** BerserkButton: [[spoiler: Whatever you do, DON'T hurt Priscilla. Or break the dagger that he got from her. Darkwraith Shinji and [[{{Berserk}} Nosferatu Zodd]] are examples of what will happen, should you do so.]]

* OhCrap: [[spoiler: Everyone have this reaction when they sensed that [[DarkSouls DS]] Shirou was about to use his ultimate attack, Font of the First Flame. A Noble Phantasm-class weapon.]]

** StoneWall: DarkSouls!Shirou, since he started as a Knight. A Shirou who was born and cursed to die by the mark engraved upon him. Cursed by what few gods remained in the world, he was fated to follow in the footsteps of countless others. All forced to travel down the wretched path in the forsaken lands of Lordran. Bathed in the blood, filth, and sin of a darkness which permeated the land, he had only his one desire to push him forward. To end this cruel cycle of pain and suffering. He has only himself and his armaments as companions, for he has refused the love of others. He is too tainted to accept such emotions and kindness. Only the bonfires brings warmth to his dead body.

*** DarkAndTroubledPast: Just check out the info. Not to mention that he's from DarkSouls.

Current crossovers so far: MagicalGirlLyricalNanoha, {{Berserk}}, FateKaleidLinerPrismaIllya, InfiniteStratos, WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender, VideoGame/{{Touhou}}, Franchise/TheElderScrolls, Manga/FairyTail, Franchise/MetalGear, Manga/MahouSenseiNegima, DarkSouls, DogDays, Manga/AcchiKocchi, VideoGame/{{KingdomHearts}}, Franchise/{{Pokemon}} and LightNovel/TheFamiliarOfZero.

*** Another one exist in the form of [[{{Dishonored}} Fallen Protector Shirou]], trained by Corvo himself.

Current crossovers so far: MagicalGirlLyricalNanoha, {{Berserk}}, FateKaleidLinerPrismaIllya, InfiniteStratos, WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender, VideoGame/{{Touhou}}, Franchise/TheElderScrolls, Manga/FairyTail, Franchise/MetalGear, MahouSenseiNegima, DarkSouls, DogDays, AcchiKocchi, VideoGame/{{KingdomHearts}}, Franchise/{{Pokemon}}, TheFamiliarOfZero

* [[spoiler: ScrewYourself: Thanks to OS, Kaleido Shirou Schweinorg once [[BedmateReveal woke up in bed]] with Kaleido Shiko Schweinorg.
-->This was the beginning of a very strange, and very awkward day.
-->The day after Kaleido Shirou Schweinorg sleep with his alternate, Kaleido Shiko Schweinorg.]]

* [[spoiler: ScrewYourself: Thanks to OS, Kaleido Shirou Schweinorg once [[BedmateReveal woke up in bed]] with Kaleido Shiko Schweinorg.]]

* ScrewYourself: A female alternate, if you want to be specific.
-->This was the beginning of a very strange, and very awkward day.
-->The day after Kaleido Shirou Schweinorg sleep with his alternate, Kaleido Shiko Schweinorg.

** PoweredArmour: N7 Shirou, born into the world of MassEffect and user of the experimental Juggernaught Armor.

Current crossovers so far: MagicalGirlLyricalNanoha, {{Berserk}}, FateKaleidLinerPrismaIllya, InfiniteStratos, WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender, VideoGame/{{Touhou}}, Franchise/TheElderScrolls, Manga/FairyTail, Franchise/MetalGear, MahouSenseiNegima, DarkSouls, DogDays, AcchiKocchi, VideoGame/{{KingdomHearts}}, TheFamiliarOfZero

Current crossovers so far: MagicalGirlLyricalNanoha, {{Berserk}}, FateKaleidLinerPrismaIllya, InfiniteStratos, WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender, VideoGame/{{Touhou}}, Franchise/TheElderScrolls, Manga/FairyTail, Franchise/MetalGear, MahouSenseiNegima, DarkSouls, DogDays, AcchiKocchi, VideoGame/{{KingdomHearts}}

** SupremeChef: The King of Cooks, able to sate the appetite of even the dreaded food critic Alter with a single meal, create a feast for Broskander's army in under an hour, tame the Tiger of Fuyuki with a snack, and is even rumored to have been offered a place in Gilgamesh's kitchen.

** [[spoiler: Suffer one again when they finally return to Signum's homeworld. After hearing about his power, the three Aces wishes to recruit more Earth mages. Their destination: Fuyuki. Only this is the aftermath of the 5th War in the Heaven's Feel route. [[DeadAllAlong The ]]''[[HeroicSacrifice Normal]]'' [[TearJerker End]].]]

--> “Finally, I was getting really tired of all that teenage angsting,”
** [[spoiler: Suffer one again when they finally return to Signum's homeworld. After hearing about his power, the three Aces wishes to recruit more Earth mages. Their destination: Fuyuki. Only this is the aftermath of the 5th War in the Heaven's Feel route. The Normal End.]]

* LampshadeHanging: Shirou noting that in the Nanoha Movie 1st (a movie in-universe in this case), Fate somehow surviving an attack - that started with a "big ball of doom that makes the word "complete annihilation" seems an understatement"", with fractions of its power to annihilate buildings countryside as far as the eye can see, and managing to vaporize a perfect circle through another building - all because Nanoha's device was set to stun.
* MythologyGag: In the newest chapter, when Shirou, F/NS Shirou, Yuuno and Zafira all got drunk, Shirou started telling about an incident involving an alternate Shirou, Saber and fasting. Sound familiar?
* NotWhatItLooksLike: [[spoiler: The ending of Signum and Shirou's fight, where she ends up straddling him, lips locked together, and her clothes are practically ripped to shreds. Hayate comes in and comically misreads the situation]]
* OhCrap: [[spoiler: Everyone have this reaction when they sensed that [[DarkSouls DS]] Shirou was about to use his ultimate attack, Font of the First Flame. A Noble Phantasm class weapon.]]
* ParentalAbandonment: Sending Shirou off to do his own thing after training the kid for only a year ain't what you call "good parenting."

** AntiMagic: Guardian Knight Shirou. Receiving an education ranging from spear craft to poetry that was as extensive as it was thorough, this Shirou became a Guardian Knight: an ideal familiar tailored to act as a companion, guardian, and eventual lover to either the witches who adopted them or said witches daughters as they travel the world. But by far the two skills he shows the most talent for are curse-breaking; a branch of anti-magic that goes beyond what its name implies and is comprised of the dismantling of any prepared magics, whether their origin be from Formal, Ritual, or Witchcraft and his almost precognitive ability to sense the nature and origin of any threat to his master.

** PsychicPowers: [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/VideoGame/X-COM?from=Main.X-COMMain.X-COM X-COM!]]Shirou. Mostly functions as a MultiRangedMaster, with [[CombatMedic healing abilities]].

*** [[spoiler: InterspeciesRomance: With Crossbreed Priscilla]].
*** [[spoiler: LadyAndKnight: Has this dynamic with Crossbreed Priscilla]].

* SexyShirtSwitch: Subverted. While [[spoiler: Signum]] does end up wearing Shirou's shirt, it was because their clothes was unavailable.

* ShipperOnDeck: OS is this for Shirou and [[spoiler: Signum.]]

** [[spoiler: In the newest chapter, there's the particular bit about how Shirou knew what to cook for Fate and specificaly cook the way she likes it. Add to the fact that Shirou's smile reminded Fate of the smiles Lindy directed at her after adopting her, this references one of Old Iron's stories, the Vajira continuity. In it, Shirou Emiya was the one that adopted Fate and not Lindy.]]

** Revisited later when [[spoiler: Shirou and Signum finally return to her home verse, this time with Fate Night Sky Shirou, Reinforce and Vita accompanying them.]]