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* ApocalypseHow: The Emperasque causes a planetary Class 3.5 ''from orbit'' on a planet that [[spoiler:Gazghkull Thraka and his bodyguard]] have been chased to, removing him as a threat in short order.
** Regional Class 4 on [[spoiler:Zargh 3]] and another on the [[spoiler:unnamed daemon world from which Emps rescues Vulkan]].
** Regional Class 4 on [[spoiler:Zargh 3]] and another on the [[spoiler:unnamed daemon world from which Emps rescues Vulkan]].
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* ApocalypseHow: The Emperasque causes a causes:
** A planetary Class 3.5 ''from orbit'' on a planet that [[spoiler:Gazghkull Thraka and his bodyguard]] have been chased to, removing him as a threat in short order.
**Regional Two regional Class 4 4s, one on [[spoiler:Zargh 3]] and another on the [[spoiler:unnamed daemon world from which Emps rescues Vulkan]].
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* BigDamnHeroes: The Emperasque's rescues of [[spoiler:Isha from Nurgle]] and [[spoiler:Eldrad Ulthran from Slaanesh]].
** To a lesser extent, The Emperasque's assistance to Dante on Zargh 3. We don't actually see him much there, though, by then the focus of the story is on the Primarchs.
** To a lesser extent, The Emperasque's assistance to Dante on Zargh 3. We don't actually see him much there, though, by then the focus of the story is on the Primarchs.
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* BigDamnHeroes: BigDamnHeroes:
** The Emperasque's rescues of [[spoiler:Isha from Nurgle]] and [[spoiler:Eldrad Ulthran from Slaanesh]].
** To a lesser extent, The Emperasque's assistance to Dante on Zargh 3. We don't actually see him much there,though, though; by then the focus of the story is on the Primarchs.
** The Emperasque's rescues of [[spoiler:Isha from Nurgle]] and [[spoiler:Eldrad Ulthran from Slaanesh]].
** To a lesser extent, The Emperasque's assistance to Dante on Zargh 3. We don't actually see him much there,
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* CainandAbel: [[spoiler:Corax and Guilliman versus Evil Fulgrim.]]
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** [[spoiler:Corax and Guilliman versus Evil Fulgrim.]]
** [[spoiler:Corax and Guilliman versus Evil Fulgrim.]]
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** [[invoked]]Several pieces of /tg/ {{fanon}} are included, including the relationship between [[VideoGame/DawnOfWar Taldeer]] and LIVII from ''Love Can Bloom'', their [[HalfHumanHybrid daughter]] Lofn, a reference to the Pretty Marines, and the Blood Ravens' kleptomania. Also, [[spoiler:Faptau]].
* CurbStompBattle: Pretty much any fight the Emperasque gets personally involved in.
** WordofGod has made it crystal clear: if the Emperasque ever actually fought one of the Chaos Gods head-on, in physical form, he would lose in seconds. The Emperasque is tough, certainly, but he is by no means invincible.
* CurbStompBattle: Pretty much any fight the Emperasque gets personally involved in.
** WordofGod has made it crystal clear: if the Emperasque ever actually fought one of the Chaos Gods head-on, in physical form, he would lose in seconds. The Emperasque is tough, certainly, but he is by no means invincible.
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** [[invoked]]Several pieces of /tg/ {{fanon}} are included, including the relationship between [[VideoGame/DawnOfWar Taldeer]] and LIVII from ''Love Can Bloom'', their [[HalfHumanHybrid daughter]] Lofn, a reference references to the Pretty Marines, Marines and the Blood Ravens' kleptomania. Also, kleptomania, and [[spoiler:Faptau]].
* CurbStompBattle: Pretty much any fight the Emperasque gets personally involvedin.
in. That being said...
**WordofGod has made it crystal clear: if the Emperasque ever actually fought one NoHoldsBarredBeatdown: Per WordofGod, any of the Chaos Gods head-on, in physical form, he would lose in seconds. The easily defeat the Emperasque is tough, certainly, but he is by no means invincible.in a head-on fight.
* CurbStompBattle: Pretty much any fight the Emperasque gets personally involved
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* PatrickStewartSpeech: [[spoiler:LIVII]]'s calm retort to the Emperasque's xenophobic comments about the Eldar and their general untrustworthiness.
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* PatrickStewartSpeech: PatrickStewartSpeech:
** [[spoiler:LIVII]]'s calm retort to the Emperasque's xenophobic comments about the Eldar and their general untrustworthiness.
** [[spoiler:LIVII]]'s calm retort to the Emperasque's xenophobic comments about the Eldar and their general untrustworthiness.
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** Buckets of Ciaphas Cain jokes. [[spoiler: Cain himself is a major character in ''Shopping Trip.'']]
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** Buckets of Ciaphas Cain Literature/CiaphasCain jokes. [[spoiler: Cain [[spoiler:Cain himself is a major character in ''Shopping Trip.'']]
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** Thus spake Someone else.: her adventures there will feature in Tales of the Emperasque [[spoiler:4: High Plains Matron]].
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** Thus spake Someone else.: her adventures there will feature in Tales ''Tales of the Emperasque [[spoiler:4: High Plains Matron]].Matron]]''.
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* TeethClenchedTeamwork: The Craftworld Eldar and Imperials aren't exactly happy to be working with each other, but each side realizes that they need each other in order to fight their mutual foes and have a chance of actually winning. It doesn't help that the Emperasque irritates Isha constantly with his brusque mannerisms.
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* TeethClenchedTeamwork: TeethClenchedTeamwork:
** The Craftworld Eldar and Imperials aren't exactly happy to be working with each other, but each side realizes that they need each other in order to fight their mutual foes and have a chance of actually winning. It doesn't help that the Emperasque irritates Isha constantly with his brusque mannerisms.
** The Craftworld Eldar and Imperials aren't exactly happy to be working with each other, but each side realizes that they need each other in order to fight their mutual foes and have a chance of actually winning. It doesn't help that the Emperasque irritates Isha constantly with his brusque mannerisms.
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* YouHaveFailedMe: The Emperasque severely dresses down the Chapter Master of the Blood Ravens for their suspicious actions, binding him to the Deathwatch. The Emperor knew that to waste Gabriel's talents by just killing him would be gruesome profligacy. The mission that Gabriel undertakes will be chronicled in Tales of the Emperasque 3. [[spoiler: Tentatively entitled: How I Learned to Stop Living and Become a Necron]]
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* YouHaveFailedMe: YouHaveFailedMe:
** The Emperasque severely dresses down the Chapter Master of the Blood Ravens for their suspicious actions, binding him to the Deathwatch. The Emperor knew that to waste Gabriel's talents by just killing him would be gruesome profligacy. The mission that Gabriel undertakes will be chronicled in Tales ''Tales of the Emperasque 3.3''. [[spoiler: Tentatively entitled: How I Learned to Stop Living and Become a Necron]]
** The Emperasque severely dresses down the Chapter Master of the Blood Ravens for their suspicious actions, binding him to the Deathwatch. The Emperor knew that to waste Gabriel's talents by just killing him would be gruesome profligacy.
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* ApocalypseHow: The Emperasque causes a planetary Class 4 ''from orbit'' on a planet that [[spoiler:Gazghkull Thraka and his armies]] have been chased to, removing him as a threat in short order.
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* ApocalypseHow: The Emperasque causes a planetary Class 4 3.5 ''from orbit'' on a planet that [[spoiler:Gazghkull Thraka and his armies]] bodyguard]] have been chased to, removing him as a threat in short order.order.
** Regional Class 4 on [[spoiler:Zargh 3]] and another on the [[spoiler:unnamed daemon world from which Emps rescues Vulkan]].
** Regional Class 4 on [[spoiler:Zargh 3]] and another on the [[spoiler:unnamed daemon world from which Emps rescues Vulkan]].
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** More specifically, [[spoiler:Corax and Guilliman]].
* CainandAbel: [[spoiler:Corax and Guilliman versus Evil Fulgrim.]]
** Given the distrust between the Raven Guard and White Scars, and Space Wolves and Ultramarines (and Dark Angels), the Primarchs get along pretty well. Then again, the Imperium's hanging by a thread.
** [[spoiler: Lion and Russ go for each other's throats as soon as the room is clear]].
** Given the distrust between the Raven Guard and White Scars, and Space Wolves and Ultramarines (and Dark Angels), the Primarchs get along pretty well. Then again, the Imperium's hanging by a thread.
** [[spoiler: Lion and Russ go for each other's throats as soon as the room is clear]].
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* GondorCallsForAid: The Emperasque, knowing that Imperial medical technology can't heal [[spoiler:Roboute Guilliman's neck wound]], brings him to Ulthw to have the Craftworld's healers work on him.
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** [[spoiler:Guilliman gives a good one when he gets home from the wars.]] Naturally, his people are over the moon.
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** Buckets of Ciaphas Cain jokes. [[spoiler: Cain himself is a major character in ''Shopping Trip.'']]
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At the dawn of the 42nd millennium, the God-Emperor is faced with two situations that could prove disastrous to the already-weakened Imperium. Forced to take extreme measures, he summons a Khornate daemon (in the form of a Tarrasque[[note]]an immensely powerful and nigh-unkillable monster from ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons''[[/note]]) to the Golden Throne and possesses it, finally freeing him from [[AndIMustScream the constant state of torment he's been locked in for the last 10,000 years]]. Now able to act on his own, he proceeds to turn the 40K universe on its ear in many different ways.
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At the dawn of the 42nd millennium, year 43,000, the God-Emperor is faced with two situations that could prove disastrous to the already-weakened Imperium. Forced to take extreme measures, he summons a Khornate daemon (in the form of a Tarrasque[[note]]an immensely powerful and nigh-unkillable monster from ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons''[[/note]]) to the Golden Throne and possesses it, finally freeing him from [[AndIMustScream the constant state of torment he's been locked in for the last 10,000 years]]. Now able to act on his own, he proceeds to turn the 40K universe on its ear in many different ways.
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** WordofGod says that Grimnir was completely aware of what was going on, he just didn't want to humiliate the two oldest members of the Chapter in front of two Primarchs and the Emperor.
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** WordofGod says that Grimnir was completely aware of what was going on, he just didn't want to humiliate the two oldest members member of the Chapter in front of two Primarchs and the Emperor.
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** The Emperasque is ''enraged'' when the Mechanicus accidentally damages [[spoiler:the Golden Throne. Fortunately, he was already out of it.]] He only sets aside his anger because he has bigger problems coming than his own allies' shortsightedness.
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'''''Tales of the Emperasque''''' is a ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' fanfic by Someone Else, which was originally posted on [[ImageBoard 4-chan's]] /tg/ board. It's since been archived, and is also available on 1d4chan.com, as well as other stories by the author.
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'''''Tales of the Emperasque''''' is a ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' fanfic by Someone Else, else., which was originally posted on [[ImageBoard 4-chan's]] /tg/ board. It's since been archived, and is also available on 1d4chan.com, as well as other stories by the author.
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The story consists of two sections (to date): ''Rise of the Emperasque'' and ''Vulkan's Shopping Trip''. The full list of story posts can be found at the bottom of [[http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Emprahsque the story's page at 1d4chan.com]].
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The story consists of two sections (to date): ''Rise of the Emperasque'' and ''Vulkan's Shopping Trip''.Trip'', the latter of which is only about two thirds finished. The full list of story posts can be found at the bottom of [[http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Emprahsque the story's page at 1d4chan.com]].
com]]. Someone else. has stated his intent to conclude ''Shopping'' soon, so he can move on to two shorter Emperasque projects.
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* BlessedWithSuck: The Tarrasque's form gives the Emperor immense strength and invulnerability, but since it's a daemon in this setting, it scares the crap out of people, and the furor over its summoning and the Emperor's subsequent disappearance in the first place causes fits both on Terra and in other Imperial offices. He also can't control the volume of his voice; thus, [[PaintingTheFourthWall his dialogue is written in all-caps]].
* BloodOnTheDebateFloor: {{Averted|Trope}}; Isha takes advantage of Lofn's passive calming effect and has her accompany Taldeer to all the Eldar/Imperial negotiations so things don't get too heated.
* BloodOnTheDebateFloor: {{Averted|Trope}}; Isha takes advantage of Lofn's passive calming effect and has her accompany Taldeer to all the Eldar/Imperial negotiations so things don't get too heated.
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* BlessedWithSuck: The Tarrasque's form gives the Emperor immense strength and (near) invulnerability, but since it's a daemon in this setting, it scares the crap out of people, and the furor over its summoning and the Emperor's subsequent disappearance in the first place causes fits both on Terra and in other Imperial offices. He also can't control the volume of his voice; thus, [[PaintingTheFourthWall his dialogue is written in all-caps]].
* BloodOnTheDebateFloor: {{Averted|Trope}}; Isha takes advantage of Lofn's passive calming effect and has her accompany Taldeer to all the Eldar/Imperial negotiations so things don't get too heated.
* BloodOnTheDebateFloor: {{Averted|Trope}}; Isha takes advantage of Lofn's passive calming effect and has her accompany Taldeer to all the Eldar/Imperial negotiations so things don't get too heated.
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** [[invoked]]Several pieces of /tg/ {{fanon}} are included, including the relationship between [[VideoGame/DawnOfWar Taldeer]] and LIVII from ''Love Can Bloom'', their [[HalfHumanHybrid daughter]] Lofn, a reference to the Pretty Marines, and the Blood Ravens' kleptomania.
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** [[invoked]]Several pieces of /tg/ {{fanon}} are included, including the relationship between [[VideoGame/DawnOfWar Taldeer]] and LIVII from ''Love Can Bloom'', their [[HalfHumanHybrid daughter]] Lofn, a reference to the Pretty Marines, and the Blood Ravens' kleptomania. Also, [[spoiler:Faptau]].
** WordofGod has made it crystal clear: if the Emperasque ever actually fought one of the Chaos Gods head-on, in physical form, he would lose in seconds. The Emperasque is tough, certainly, but he is by no means invincible.
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** [[spoiler:Jaghatai Khan]] has been trapped in a chronovortex for millennia, while [[spoiler:Corax]] has been tortured by Fulgrim for about the same amount of time.
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** [[spoiler:Jaghatai Khan]] has been trapped in a chronovortex for millennia, while [[spoiler:Corax]] has been tortured by Fulgrim for about the same amount of time. To say nothing of what poor Vulkan has been up to: [[spoiler: he's trapped on a daemon world, being killed and resurrected over and over.]]
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** The Dark Eldar casualties whenever they occur, as their souls go straight to Slaanesh.
* GondorCallsForAid: The Emperasque, knowing that Imperial medical technology can't heal [[spoiler:Roboute Guilliman's neck wound]], brings him to Ulthwé to have the Craftworld's healers work on him.
* GondorCallsForAid: The Emperasque, knowing that Imperial medical technology can't heal [[spoiler:Roboute Guilliman's neck wound]], brings him to Ulthwé to have the Craftworld's healers work on him.
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** The Dark Eldar casualties whenever they occur, as their souls go straight to Slaanesh. \n This was one of the canon ideas that Someone else. actually thought should stay unchanged, since it gives an urgent edge to their sadism.
* GondorCallsForAid: The Emperasque, knowing that Imperial medical technology can't heal [[spoiler:Roboute Guilliman's neck wound]], brings him toUlthwé Ulthw to have the Craftworld's healers work on him.him.
** The idea is toyed with, however. Ulthwé wouldn't have even considered it if they [[spoilers:didn't owe the Emperor twice over]].
* GondorCallsForAid: The Emperasque, knowing that Imperial medical technology can't heal [[spoiler:Roboute Guilliman's neck wound]], brings him to
** The idea is toyed with, however. Ulthwé wouldn't have even considered it if they [[spoilers:didn't owe the Emperor twice over]].
** Thus spake Someone else.: her adventures there will feature in Tales of the Emperasque [[spoiler:4: High Plains Matron]].
* SureWhyNot: Someone else. takes ideas from creative audience members all the time. Some have become /tg/ authors in their own right.
* SureWhyNot: Someone else. takes ideas from creative audience members all the time. Some have become /tg/ authors in their own right.
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* YouHaveFailedMe: The Emperasque severely dresses down the Chapter Master of the Blood Ravens for their suspicious actions, sending him on a penitent crusade.
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** Pretty much anybody who has to work with the Dark Eldar. Their alien mercenaries absolutely hate them. They [[spoiler:lose a space station because of it]].
** The Space Wolves and Blood Ravens dislike each other strongly. They still stand shoulder to shoulder fighting the Dark Mechanicus on Cadia, however.
* YouHaveFailedMe: The Emperasque severely dresses down the Chapter Master of the Blood Ravens for their suspicious actions,sending binding him on to the Deathwatch. The Emperor knew that to waste Gabriel's talents by just killing him would be gruesome profligacy. The mission that Gabriel undertakes will be chronicled in Tales of the Emperasque 3. [[spoiler: Tentatively entitled: How I Learned to Stop Living and Become a penitent crusade.
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** The Space Wolves and Blood Ravens dislike each other strongly. They still stand shoulder to shoulder fighting the Dark Mechanicus on Cadia, however.
* YouHaveFailedMe: The Emperasque severely dresses down the Chapter Master of the Blood Ravens for their suspicious actions,
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** [[spoiler:Jaghatai Khan]] has been trapped in a chronovortex for millennia.
** [[spoiler:A Tau Fire-caste leader by the name of "Faptau"]] is launched out an airlock straight into the Warp.
** [[spoiler:A Tau Fire-caste leader by the name of "Faptau"]] is launched out an airlock straight into the Warp.
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** [[spoiler:Jaghatai Khan]] has been trapped in a chronovortex for millennia.
millennia, while [[spoiler:Corax]] has been tortured by Fulgrim for about the same amount of time.
** [[spoiler:A Tau Fire-caste leader by the name of "Faptau"]] is launched out an airlock straight into theWarp.Warp, and promptly becomes daemonbait.
** The Dark Eldar casualties whenever they occur, as their souls go straight to Slaanesh.
** [[spoiler:A Tau Fire-caste leader by the name of "Faptau"]] is launched out an airlock straight into the
** The Dark Eldar casualties whenever they occur, as their souls go straight to Slaanesh.
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* ShoutOut:
** [[Franchise/StarWars "“I WOULD MAKE A SCUM AND VILLAINY JOKE IF ANYONE ALIVE TODAY WOULD GET IT."]]
** [[Series/TheATeam "I LOVE IT WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER."]]
** [[Franchise/StarWars "“I WOULD MAKE A SCUM AND VILLAINY JOKE IF ANYONE ALIVE TODAY WOULD GET IT."]]
** [[Series/TheATeam "I LOVE IT WHEN A PLAN COMES TOGETHER."]]
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* BlessedWithSuck: The Tarrasque's form gives the Emperor immense strength and invulnerability, but since it's a daemon in this setting, it scares the crap out of people, and the furor over its summoning and the Emperor's subsequent disappearance in the first place causes fits both on Terra and in other Imperial offices. He also can't control the volume of his voice; thus, his dialogue is written in all-caps.
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* BlessedWithSuck: The Tarrasque's form gives the Emperor immense strength and invulnerability, but since it's a daemon in this setting, it scares the crap out of people, and the furor over its summoning and the Emperor's subsequent disappearance in the first place causes fits both on Terra and in other Imperial offices. He also can't control the volume of his voice; thus, [[PaintingTheFourthWall his dialogue is written in all-caps.all-caps]].
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* SpaceAmish: After the Eldar/Imperial negotiations are wrapped up, Isha retires to an Exodite world.
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* YouHaveFailedMe: The Emperor severely dresses down the Chapter Master of the Blood Ravens for their suspicious actions, sending him on a penitent crusade.
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* YouHaveFailedMe: The Emperor Emperasque severely dresses down the Chapter Master of the Blood Ravens for their suspicious actions, sending him on a penitent crusade.
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** Several pieces of /tg/ {{fanon}} are included, including the relationship between [[VideoGame/DawnOfWar Taldeer]] and LIVII from ''Love Can Bloom'', their [[HalfHumanHybrid daughter]] Lofn, a reference to the Pretty Marines, and the Blood Ravens' kleptomania.
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** Several [[invoked]]Several pieces of /tg/ {{fanon}} are included, including the relationship between [[VideoGame/DawnOfWar Taldeer]] and LIVII from ''Love Can Bloom'', their [[HalfHumanHybrid daughter]] Lofn, a reference to the Pretty Marines, and the Blood Ravens' kleptomania.
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* AFateWorseThanDeath:
** What Slaanesh has planned for [[spoiler:Eldrad Ulthran]]...doesn't happen, though.
** [[spoiler:Jaghatai Khan]] has been trapped in a chronovortex for millennia.
** [[spoiler:A Tau Fire-caste leader by the name of "Faptau"]] is launched out an airlock straight into the Warp.
** What Slaanesh has planned for [[spoiler:Eldrad Ulthran]]...doesn't happen, though.
** [[spoiler:Jaghatai Khan]] has been trapped in a chronovortex for millennia.
** [[spoiler:A Tau Fire-caste leader by the name of "Faptau"]] is launched out an airlock straight into the Warp.
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* AFateWorseThanDeath:
** What Slaanesh has planned for [[spoiler:Eldrad Ulthran]]...doesn't happen, though.
** [[spoiler:Jaghatai Khan]] hasApocalypseHow: The Emperasque causes a planetary Class 4 ''from orbit'' on a planet that [[spoiler:Gazghkull Thraka and his armies]] have been trapped chased to, removing him as a threat in a chronovortex for millennia.
** [[spoiler:A Tau Fire-caste leader by the name of "Faptau"]] is launched out an airlock straight into the Warp.short order.
** What Slaanesh has planned for [[spoiler:Eldrad Ulthran]]...doesn't happen, though.
** [[spoiler:Jaghatai Khan]] has
** [[spoiler:A Tau Fire-caste leader by the name of "Faptau"]] is launched out an airlock straight into the Warp.
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* BigDamnHeroes: The Emperasque's rescue of [[spoiler:Isha from Nurgle]] and [[spoiler:Eldrad Ulthran from the clutches of Slaanesh]].
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* BigDamnHeroes: The Emperasque's rescue rescues of [[spoiler:Isha from Nurgle]] and [[spoiler:Eldrad Ulthran from the clutches of Slaanesh]].
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* {{Crossover}}: Merging 40K with D&D in the form of the Emperasque. The story also incorporates several pieces of /tg/ {{fanon}}, including the relationship between [[VideoGame/DawnOfWar Taldeer]] and LIVII from ''Love Can Bloom'', their [[HalfHumanHybrid daughter]] Lofn, a reference to the Pretty Marines, and the Blood Ravens' kleptomania.
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* {{Crossover}}: {{Crossover}}:
** Merging 40K with D&D in the form of theEmperasque. The story also incorporates several Emperasque.
** Several pieces of /tg/{{fanon}}, {{fanon}} are included, including the relationship between [[VideoGame/DawnOfWar Taldeer]] and LIVII from ''Love Can Bloom'', their [[HalfHumanHybrid daughter]] Lofn, a reference to the Pretty Marines, and the Blood Ravens' kleptomania.
** Merging 40K with D&D in the form of the
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** What Slaanesh has planned for [[spoiler:Eldrad Ulthran]]...doesn't happen, though.
** [[spoiler:Jaghatai Khan]] has been trapped in a chronovortex for millennia.
** [[spoiler:A Tau Fire-caste leader by the name of "Faptau"]] is launched out an airlock straight into the Warp.
* GondorCallsForAid: The Emperasque, knowing that Imperial medical technology can't heal [[spoiler:Roboute Guilliman's neck wound]], brings him to Ulthwé to have the Craftworld's healers work on him.
** What Slaanesh has planned for [[spoiler:Eldrad Ulthran]]...doesn't happen, though.
** [[spoiler:Jaghatai Khan]] has been trapped in a chronovortex for millennia.
** [[spoiler:A Tau Fire-caste leader by the name of "Faptau"]] is launched out an airlock straight into the Warp.
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* BloodOnTheDebateFloor: {{Averted|Trope}}; the Emperasque Isha takes advantage of Lofn's passive calming effect and has her accompany Taldeer to all the Eldar/Imperial negotiations so things don't get too heated.
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** A [[spoiler:Tau Ethereal]] is launched out an airlock straight into the Warp.
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At the dawn of the 42nd millennium, the God-Emperor is faced with two situations that could prove disastrous to the already-weakened Imperium. Forced to take extreme measures, he summons a Khornate daemon (in the form of a Tarrasque[[note]]an immensely powerful and nigh-unkillable monster from ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons''[[/note]]) to the Golden Throne and possesses it, finally freeing him from the [[AndIMustScream torment he's been locked in for the last 10,000 years]]. Now able to act on his own, he proceeds to turn the 40K universe on its ear in many different ways.
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At the dawn of the 42nd millennium, the God-Emperor is faced with two situations that could prove disastrous to the already-weakened Imperium. Forced to take extreme measures, he summons a Khornate daemon (in the form of a Tarrasque[[note]]an immensely powerful and nigh-unkillable monster from ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons''[[/note]]) to the Golden Throne and possesses it, finally freeing him from the [[AndIMustScream the constant state of torment he's been locked in for the last 10,000 years]]. Now able to act on his own, he proceeds to turn the 40K universe on its ear in many different ways.
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* YouHaveFailedMe: The Emperor severely dresses down the Chapter Master of the Blood Ravens for their suspicious actions.
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* YouHaveFailedMe: The Emperor severely dresses down the Chapter Master of the Blood Ravens for their suspicious actions.
actions, sending him on a penitent crusade.
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At the dawn of the 42nd millennium, the God-Emperor is faced with two situations that could prove disastrous to the already-weakened Imperium. Forced to take extreme measures, he summons a Khornate daemon (in the form of a Tarrasque[[note]]an immensely powerful and nigh-unkillable monster from ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons''[[/note]]) to the Golden Throne and possesses it, finally freeing him from the [[AndIMustScream torment he's been locked in for the last 10,000 years]]. Now able to finally act, he proceeds to turn the 40K universe on its ear in many different ways.
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At the dawn of the 42nd millennium, the God-Emperor is faced with two situations that could prove disastrous to the already-weakened Imperium. Forced to take extreme measures, he summons a Khornate daemon (in the form of a Tarrasque[[note]]an immensely powerful and nigh-unkillable monster from ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons''[[/note]]) to the Golden Throne and possesses it, finally freeing him from the [[AndIMustScream torment he's been locked in for the last 10,000 years]]. Now able to finally act, act on his own, he proceeds to turn the 40K universe on its ear in many different ways.
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At the dawn of the 42nd millennium, the Emperor is faced with two situations that could prove disastrous to the already-weakened Imperium. Forced to take extreme measures, he summons a Khornate daemon (in the form of a Tarrasque[[note]]an immensely powerful and nigh-unkillable monster from ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons''[[/note]]) to the Golden Throne and possesses it, finally freeing him from the [[AndIMustScream torment he's been locked in for the last 10,000 years]]. Now able to finally act, he proceeds to turn the 40K universe on its ear in many different ways.
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At the dawn of the 42nd millennium, the Emperor God-Emperor is faced with two situations that could prove disastrous to the already-weakened Imperium. Forced to take extreme measures, he summons a Khornate daemon (in the form of a Tarrasque[[note]]an immensely powerful and nigh-unkillable monster from ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons''[[/note]]) to the Golden Throne and possesses it, finally freeing him from the [[AndIMustScream torment he's been locked in for the last 10,000 years]]. Now able to finally act, he proceeds to turn the 40K universe on its ear in many different ways.
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* BlessedWithSuck: The Tarrasque's form gives the Emperor immense strength and invulnerability, but since it's a daemon in this setting, it scares the crap out of people who aren't used to seeing him, and the furor over its summoning and the Emperor's subsequent disappearance in the first place causes fits both on Terra and in other Imperial offices. He also can't control the volume of his voice; thus, his dialogue is written in all-caps.
* BloodOnTheDebateFloor: {{Averted|Trope}}; the Emperasque takes advantage of Lofn's passive calming effect and has her attend all the Eldar/Imperial negotiations along with Taldeer in order to keep things from getting too heated.
* BloodOnTheDebateFloor: {{Averted|Trope}}; the Emperasque takes advantage of Lofn's passive calming effect and has her attend all the Eldar/Imperial negotiations along with Taldeer in order to keep things from getting too heated.
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* BlessedWithSuck: The Tarrasque's form gives the Emperor immense strength and invulnerability, but since it's a daemon in this setting, it scares the crap out of people who aren't used to seeing him, people, and the furor over its summoning and the Emperor's subsequent disappearance in the first place causes fits both on Terra and in other Imperial offices. He also can't control the volume of his voice; thus, his dialogue is written in all-caps.
* BloodOnTheDebateFloor: {{Averted|Trope}}; the Emperasque takes advantage of Lofn's passive calming effect and has herattend accompany Taldeer to all the Eldar/Imperial negotiations along with Taldeer in order to keep so things from getting don't get too heated.
* BloodOnTheDebateFloor: {{Averted|Trope}}; the Emperasque takes advantage of Lofn's passive calming effect and has her
* GoombaStomp: The Emperasque disposes of [[spoiler:Abbadon]] in this fashion.
* LargeAndInCharge: The Emperasque--a fifty foot tall, seventy foot long, 100+ ton monstrosity that houses the soul of the God-Emperor and all his psychic power.
* LargeAndInCharge: The Emperasque--a fifty foot tall, seventy foot long, 100+ ton monstrosity that houses the soul of the God-Emperor and all his psychic power.
* PrecisionFStrike: Quite a few, in various circumstances.
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* TeethClenchedTeamwork: The [[spoiler:Craftworld Eldar and Imperials]] aren't exactly happy to be working with each other, but each side realizes that their conflicts have to be shelved so they can concentrate on their mutual foes. It doesn't help that the Emperasque irritates Isha constantly with his brusque mannerisms.
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* TeethClenchedTeamwork: The [[spoiler:Craftworld Craftworld Eldar and Imperials]] Imperials aren't exactly happy to be working with each other, but each side realizes that their conflicts have to be shelved so they can concentrate on need each other in order to fight their mutual foes. foes and have a chance of actually winning. It doesn't help that the Emperasque irritates Isha constantly with his brusque mannerisms.
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* BloodOnTheDebateFloor: {{Averted|Trope}}; the Emperasque takes advantage of Lofn's passive calming effect and has her attend all the Eldar/Imperial negotiations along with Taldeer in order to keep things from getting too heated.
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* {{Crossover}}: Merging 40K with D&D in the form of the Emperasque. The story also incorporates several pieces of /tg/ {{fanon}}, including the relationship between [[VideoGame/Warhammer40000DawnOfWar Taldeer]] and LIVII from ''Love Can Bloom'', their [[HalfHumanHybrid daughter]] Lofn, a reference to the Pretty Marines, and the Blood Ravens' kleptomania.
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* {{Crossover}}: Merging 40K with D&D in the form of the Emperasque. The story also incorporates several pieces of /tg/ {{fanon}}, including the relationship between [[VideoGame/Warhammer40000DawnOfWar [[VideoGame/DawnOfWar Taldeer]] and LIVII from ''Love Can Bloom'', their [[HalfHumanHybrid daughter]] Lofn, a reference to the Pretty Marines, and the Blood Ravens' kleptomania.
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* BlessedWithSuck: The Tarrasque's form gives the Emperor immense strength and invulnerability, but it also scares the crap out of people who aren't used to seeing him, and the furor over its summoning and the Emperor's subsequent disappearance in the first place causes fits both on Terra and in other Imperial offices. He also can't control the volume of his voice; thus, his dialogue is written in all-caps.
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* BlessedWithSuck: The Tarrasque's form gives the Emperor immense strength and invulnerability, but since it's a daemon in this setting, it also scares the crap out of people who aren't used to seeing him, and the furor over its summoning and the Emperor's subsequent disappearance in the first place causes fits both on Terra and in other Imperial offices. He also can't control the volume of his voice; thus, his dialogue is written in all-caps.
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The story consists of two sections (to date): ''Rise of the Emperasque'' and ''[Vulkan's Shopping Trip''. The full list of story posts can be found at the bottom of [[http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Emprahsque the story's page at 1d4chan.com]].
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The story consists of two sections (to date): ''Rise of the Emperasque'' and ''[Vulkan's ''Vulkan's Shopping Trip''. The full list of story posts can be found at the bottom of [[http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Emprahsque the story's page at 1d4chan.com]].
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The story consists of two sections (to date): ''Rise of the Emperasque'' and ''TotE: Vulkan's Shopping Trip''. The full list of story posts can be found at the bottom of [[http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Emprahsque the story's page at 1d4chan.com]].
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The story consists of two sections (to date): ''Rise of the Emperasque'' and ''TotE: Vulkan's ''[Vulkan's Shopping Trip''. The full list of story posts can be found at the bottom of [[http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Emprahsque the story's page at 1d4chan.com]].
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'''''Tales of the Emperasque''''' is a ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' fanfic by Someone Else, which was originally posted on [[ImageBoard 4-chan's]] /tg/ board. It's since been archived, and is also available on 1d4chan.com[[note]], as well as other stories by the author.
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'''''Tales of the Emperasque''''' is a ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' fanfic by Someone Else, which was originally posted on [[ImageBoard 4-chan's]] /tg/ board. It's since been archived, and is also available on 1d4chan.com[[note]], com, as well as other stories by the author.
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->"KNOCK KNOCK, MOTHERFUCKER! WHO ORDERED A BEATING?!"
-->-- The Emperasque, showing off.
'''''Tales of the Emperasque''''' is a ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' fanfic by Someone Else, which was originally posted on [[ImageBoard 4-chan's]] /tg/ board. It's since been archived, and is also available on 1d4chan.com[[note]], as well as other stories by the author.
At the dawn of the 42nd millennium, the Emperor is faced with two situations that could prove disastrous to the already-weakened Imperium. Forced to take extreme measures, he summons a Khornate daemon (in the form of a Tarrasque[[note]]an immensely powerful and nigh-unkillable monster from ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons''[[/note]]) to the Golden Throne and possesses it, finally freeing him from the [[AndIMustScream torment he's been locked in for the last 10,000 years]]. Now able to finally act, he proceeds to turn the 40K universe on its ear in many different ways.
The story consists of two sections (to date): ''Rise of the Emperasque'' and ''TotE: Vulkan's Shopping Trip''. The full list of story posts can be found at the bottom of [[http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Emprahsque the story's page at 1d4chan.com]].
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!!This work provides examples of the following:
* AFateWorseThanDeath:
** What Slaanesh has planned for [[spoiler:Eldrad Ulthran]]...doesn't happen, though.
** [[spoiler:Jaghatai Khan]] has been trapped in a chronovortex for millennia.
** A [[spoiler:Tau Ethereal]] is launched out an airlock straight into the Warp.
* BackFromTheDead:
** All of [[spoiler:the loyal Primarchs]] who are dead or out of commission in canon!40K are brought back in various ways.
** [[spoiler:Eldrad]], thanks to the Emperasque.
* BashBrothers: [[spoiler:The Primarchs]], naturally.
* BigDamnHeroes: The Emperasque's rescue of [[spoiler:Isha from Nurgle]] and [[spoiler:Eldrad Ulthran from the clutches of Slaanesh]].
* BlessedWithSuck: The Tarrasque's form gives the Emperor immense strength and invulnerability, but it also scares the crap out of people who aren't used to seeing him, and the furor over its summoning and the Emperor's subsequent disappearance in the first place causes fits both on Terra and in other Imperial offices. He also can't control the volume of his voice; thus, his dialogue is written in all-caps.
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Logan Grimnir's reaction to the TheReasonYouSuckSpeech below. It causes [[spoiler:Leman Russ]] to collapse into hysterical laughter.
* {{Crossover}}: Merging 40K with D&D in the form of the Emperasque. The story also incorporates several pieces of /tg/ {{fanon}}, including the relationship between [[VideoGame/Warhammer40000DawnOfWar Taldeer]] and LIVII from ''Love Can Bloom'', their [[HalfHumanHybrid daughter]] Lofn, a reference to the Pretty Marines, and the Blood Ravens' kleptomania.
* CurbStompBattle: Pretty much any fight the Emperasque gets personally involved in.
* DamselInDistress: Isha, the Eldar fertility goddess, prisoner of Nurgle and test subject for his plagues since shortly after the Fall of the Eldar.
* EyeScream: [[spoiler:Eldrad]] psychically severed his own optic nerves to keep from having to experience that part of Slaanesh's tortures.
* FantasticRacism: Still in effect, but being worked on more or less; see TeethClenchedTeamwork below.
* PatrickStewartSpeech: [[spoiler:LIVII]]'s calm retort to the Emperasque's xenophobic comments about the Eldar and their general untrustworthiness.
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: [[spoiler:Bjorn the Fell-Handed]]'s tirade about the Space Wolves.
* TeethClenchedTeamwork: The [[spoiler:Craftworld Eldar and Imperials]] aren't exactly happy to be working with each other, but each side realizes that their conflicts have to be shelved so they can concentrate on their mutual foes. It doesn't help that the Emperasque irritates Isha constantly with his brusque mannerisms.
* YouHaveFailedMe: The Emperor severely dresses down the Chapter Master of the Blood Ravens for their suspicious actions.
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-->-- The Emperasque, showing off.
'''''Tales of the Emperasque''''' is a ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' fanfic by Someone Else, which was originally posted on [[ImageBoard 4-chan's]] /tg/ board. It's since been archived, and is also available on 1d4chan.com[[note]], as well as other stories by the author.
At the dawn of the 42nd millennium, the Emperor is faced with two situations that could prove disastrous to the already-weakened Imperium. Forced to take extreme measures, he summons a Khornate daemon (in the form of a Tarrasque[[note]]an immensely powerful and nigh-unkillable monster from ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons''[[/note]]) to the Golden Throne and possesses it, finally freeing him from the [[AndIMustScream torment he's been locked in for the last 10,000 years]]. Now able to finally act, he proceeds to turn the 40K universe on its ear in many different ways.
The story consists of two sections (to date): ''Rise of the Emperasque'' and ''TotE: Vulkan's Shopping Trip''. The full list of story posts can be found at the bottom of [[http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Emprahsque the story's page at 1d4chan.com]].
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!!This work provides examples of the following:
* AFateWorseThanDeath:
** What Slaanesh has planned for [[spoiler:Eldrad Ulthran]]...doesn't happen, though.
** [[spoiler:Jaghatai Khan]] has been trapped in a chronovortex for millennia.
** A [[spoiler:Tau Ethereal]] is launched out an airlock straight into the Warp.
* BackFromTheDead:
** All of [[spoiler:the loyal Primarchs]] who are dead or out of commission in canon!40K are brought back in various ways.
** [[spoiler:Eldrad]], thanks to the Emperasque.
* BashBrothers: [[spoiler:The Primarchs]], naturally.
* BigDamnHeroes: The Emperasque's rescue of [[spoiler:Isha from Nurgle]] and [[spoiler:Eldrad Ulthran from the clutches of Slaanesh]].
* BlessedWithSuck: The Tarrasque's form gives the Emperor immense strength and invulnerability, but it also scares the crap out of people who aren't used to seeing him, and the furor over its summoning and the Emperor's subsequent disappearance in the first place causes fits both on Terra and in other Imperial offices. He also can't control the volume of his voice; thus, his dialogue is written in all-caps.
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Logan Grimnir's reaction to the TheReasonYouSuckSpeech below. It causes [[spoiler:Leman Russ]] to collapse into hysterical laughter.
* {{Crossover}}: Merging 40K with D&D in the form of the Emperasque. The story also incorporates several pieces of /tg/ {{fanon}}, including the relationship between [[VideoGame/Warhammer40000DawnOfWar Taldeer]] and LIVII from ''Love Can Bloom'', their [[HalfHumanHybrid daughter]] Lofn, a reference to the Pretty Marines, and the Blood Ravens' kleptomania.
* CurbStompBattle: Pretty much any fight the Emperasque gets personally involved in.
* DamselInDistress: Isha, the Eldar fertility goddess, prisoner of Nurgle and test subject for his plagues since shortly after the Fall of the Eldar.
* EyeScream: [[spoiler:Eldrad]] psychically severed his own optic nerves to keep from having to experience that part of Slaanesh's tortures.
* FantasticRacism: Still in effect, but being worked on more or less; see TeethClenchedTeamwork below.
* PatrickStewartSpeech: [[spoiler:LIVII]]'s calm retort to the Emperasque's xenophobic comments about the Eldar and their general untrustworthiness.
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: [[spoiler:Bjorn the Fell-Handed]]'s tirade about the Space Wolves.
* TeethClenchedTeamwork: The [[spoiler:Craftworld Eldar and Imperials]] aren't exactly happy to be working with each other, but each side realizes that their conflicts have to be shelved so they can concentrate on their mutual foes. It doesn't help that the Emperasque irritates Isha constantly with his brusque mannerisms.
* YouHaveFailedMe: The Emperor severely dresses down the Chapter Master of the Blood Ravens for their suspicious actions.
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