History Fanfic / Snakepit

What happens when a galaxy full of [[PuppeteerParasite parasitic slavers]] that [[{{Megalomania}} think they're gods]] comes clashing against a planet full of [[VillainSue hypercompetant]] [[Literature/TheDraka slavers]] who [[Creator/FriedrichNietzsche think they're gods]]? The answer is [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4765465/1/Snakepit_A_Stargate_Draka_crossover Snakepit]], by Dark Schtroumpf, as the [[Series/StargateSG1 Goa'uld]] come head to head with a post-[[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Final War]] Domination of the Draka.

The entire Stargate universe has been [[ReTool tweaked]] to make it [[DarkerAndEdgier more realistic]], everything from how the Goa'uld's [[SufficientlyAdvancedAlien magic/technology shitck]] would [[UnfortunateImplications actually affect their worshipers]] to the now-imperialistic Tollans. In fact, while Earth basically follows Draka canon to the letter, the SG-1 universe is a sort of [[GrittyReboot gritty reboot]].

* HotterAndSexier: Remember how the pilot of ''Series/StargateSG1'' had [[NonIndicativeFirstEpisode full-frontal nudity]]? Imagine the whole show had been like that, only [[HoYay a]] [[DepravedBisexual lot]] [[FanService more]] [[UpToEleven so]].

The story can be found [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4765465/1/Snakepit_A_Stargate_Draka_crossover here]]. There's also a sequel, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6269501/1/Stars_of_Iron_Snakepit_Vol_2 ''Stars of Iron,'']] in progress. The sequel is also posted(dead since2011 - actually, not dead! Author speaking here. There was a looooong hiatus though.)
(with active discussion) on both [[Website/AlternateHistoryDotCom AH.com]] [[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=163699 here]] and on Website/SpaceBattlesDotCom [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=168058 here]]. There are also two [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5984950/1/Rebirth_of_the_Janissaries_Snakepit_interlude_1 vignette]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5998038/1/Loving_on_the_edge_of_a_bladeSnakepit_interlude_2 interludes]] that take place between the two stories.

The story can be found [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4765465/1/Snakepit_A_Stargate_Draka_crossover here]]. There's also a sequel, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6269501/1/Stars_of_Iron_Snakepit_Vol_2 ''Stars of Iron,'']] in progress. The sequel is also posted(dead since2011)

* BlackAndGreyMorality: Frequently pushing into BlackAndBlackMorality.

* CrowningMomentOfAwesome: Invoked when a Draka tank [[spoiler: kills a Kull warrior with a 120mm tank round straight to the chest.]]
** It's also invoked during Tetrarch Arminius Vohn's [[spoiler: capture of an entire Goa'uld bomber squadron.]]
* CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming: invoked when [[spoiler: Cenor and Natylis]] have a mutual comfort session with [[spoiler: Decurion Rayner]] in the hot springs.

* HotterAndSexier: Remember how the pilot of Series/StargateSG1 had [[NonIndicativeFirstEpisode full-frontal nudity]]? Imagine the whole show had been like that, [[LesYay only]] [[HoYay a]] [[DepravedBisexual lot]] [[FanService more]] [[UpToEleven so]].

* {{Expy}}/NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: An American computer expert named [[{{Microsoft}} ''Stuart'' Gates]] is sighted, having [[TheQuisling accepted Draka citizenship]]. [[TakeThat He likes to sing his own theme song and be told he's "the man" by his serf concubine.]]

(with active discussion) on both [[Website/AlternateHistoryDotCom AH.com]] [[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=163699 here]] and on {{Spacebattles}}.com [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=168058 here]]. There are also two [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5984950/1/Rebirth_of_the_Janissaries_Snakepit_interlude_1 vignette]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5998038/1/Loving_on_the_edge_of_a_bladeSnakepit_interlude_2 interludes]] that take place between the two stories.

The story can be found [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4765465/1/Snakepit_A_Stargate_Draka_crossover here]]. There's also a sequel, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6269501/1/Stars_of_Iron_Snakepit_Vol_2 ''Stars of Iron,'']] in progress. The sequel is also posted (with active discussion) on both [[Website/AlternateHistoryDotCom AH.com]] [[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=163699 here]] and on {{Spacebattles}}.com [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=168058 here]]. There are also two [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5984950/1/Rebirth_of_the_Janissaries_Snakepit_interlude_1 vignette]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5998038/1/Loving_on_the_edge_of_a_bladeSnakepit_interlude_2 interludes]] that take place between the two stories.

The story can be found [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4765465/1/Snakepit_A_Stargate_Draka_crossover here]]. There's also a sequel, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6269501/1/Stars_of_Iron_Snakepit_Vol_2 ''Stars of Iron,'']] in progress. The sequel is also posted (with active discussion) on both [[AlternateHistoryDotCom AH.com]] [[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=163699 here]] and on {{Spacebattles}}.com [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=168058 here]]. There are also two [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5984950/1/Rebirth_of_the_Janissaries_Snakepit_interlude_1 vignette]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5998038/1/Loving_on_the_edge_of_a_bladeSnakepit_interlude_2 interludes]] that take place between the two stories.

* ShoutOut: Various, including the Jaffa named [[{{Blackadder}} Bal'dric]].

What happens when a galaxy full of [[PuppeteerParasite parasitic slavers]] that [[{{Megalomania}} think they're gods]] comes clashing against a planet full of [[VillainSue hypercompetant]] [[TheDraka slavers]] who [[Creator/FriedrichNietzsche think they're gods]]? The answer is [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4765465/1/Snakepit_A_Stargate_Draka_crossover Snakepit]], by Dark Schtroumpf, as the [[Series/StargateSG1 Goa'uld]] come head to head with a post-[[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Final War]] Domination of the Draka.

* AlternateUniverse: Fairly obviously. There are two separate levels of Alternate Universe going on: for the first level, [[TheDraka Earth's history,]] which is entirely alternate history, then there is how the SG-1 universe is affected.

What happens when a galaxy full of [[PuppeteerParasite parasitic slavers]] that [[{{Megalomania}} think they're gods]] comes clashing against a planet full of [[VillainSue hypercompetant]] [[TheDraka slavers]] who [[Creator/FriedrichNietzsche think they're gods]]? The answer is [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4765465/1/Snakepit_A_Stargate_Draka_crossover Snakepit]], by Dark Schtroumpf, as the [[{{StargateSG-1}} Goa'uld]] come head to head with a post-[[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Final War]] Domination of the Draka.

* HotterAndSexier: Remember how the pilot of {{Stargate SG-1}} had [[NonIndicativeFirstEpisode full-frontal nudity]]? Imagine the whole show had been like that, [[LesYay only]] [[HoYay a]] [[DepravedBisexual lot]] [[FanService more]] [[UpToEleven so]].

What happens when a galaxy full of [[PuppeteerParasite enslaving parasites]] that [[{{Megalomania}} think they're gods]] comes clashing against a planet full of [[VillainSue hypercompetant]] [[TheDraka slavers]] who [[Creator/FriedrichNietzsche think they're gods]]? The answer is [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4765465/1/Snakepit_A_Stargate_Draka_crossover Snakepit]], by Dark Schtroumpf, as the [[{{StargateSG-1}} Goa'uld]] come head to head with a post-[[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Final War]] Domination of the Draka.

What happens when a galaxy full of [[PuppeteerParasite enslaving creatures]] that [[{{Megalomania}} think they're gods]] comes clashing against a planet full of [[VillainSue hypercompetant]] [[TheDraka slavers]] who [[Creator/FriedrichNietzsche think they're gods]]? The answer is [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4765465/1/Snakepit_A_Stargate_Draka_crossover Snakepit]], by Dark Schtroumpf, as the [[{{StargateSG-1}} Goa'uld]] come head to head with a post-[[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Final War]] Domination of the Draka.

What happens when a galaxy full of [[PuppeteerParasite enslaving creatures]] that [[{{Megalomania}} think they're gods]] comes clashing against a planet full of [[VillainSue hypercompetant]] [[TheDraka enslaving people]] who [[Creator/FriedrichNietzsche think they're gods]]? The answer is [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4765465/1/Snakepit_A_Stargate_Draka_crossover Snakepit]], by Dark Schtroumpf, as the [[{{StargateSG-1}} Goa'uld]] come head to head with a post-[[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Final War]] Domination of the Draka.

* CompleteMonster: Invoked by Bar'shan, after he [[spoiler: captures, tortures and rapes Decurion Rayner]].

What happens when a galaxy full of [[PuppeteerParasite enslaving creatures]] that [[{{Megalomania}} think they're gods]] comes clashing against a planet full of [[VillainSue hypercompetant]] [[TheDraka enslaving people]] who [[FriedrichNietzsche think they're gods]]? The answer is [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4765465/1/Snakepit_A_Stargate_Draka_crossover Snakepit]], by Dark Schtroumpf, as the [[{{StargateSG-1}} Goa'uld]] come head to head with a post-[[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt Final War]] Domination of the Draka.

* CompleteMonster: Invoked by Bar'shan, after he [[spoiler: captures, tortures and rapes Decurion Rayner]].
* CrowningMomentOfAwesome: Invoked when a Draka tank [[spoiler: kills a Kull warrior with a 120mm tank round straight to the chest.]]
** It's also invoked during Tetrarch Arminius Vohn's [[spoiler: capture of an entire Goa'uld bomber squadron.]]
* CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming: invoked when [[spoiler: Cenor and Natylis]] have a mutual comfort session with [[spoiler: Decurion Rayner]] in the hot springs.

** This troper also remembers one [[TakeThat reference]] in "Stars of Iron" to a [[StarTrek certain series]].

What happens when a galaxy full of [[{{PuppeteerParasite}} enslaving creatures]] that [[{{Megalomania}} think they're gods]] comes clashing against a planet full of [[{{VillainSue}} hypercompetant]] [[{{TheDraka}} enslaving people]] who [[{{FriedrichNietzsche}} think they're gods]]? The answer is [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4765465/1/Snakepit_A_Stargate_Draka_crossover Snakepit]], by Dark Schtroumpf, as the [[{{StargateSG-1}} Goa'uld]] come head to head with a post-[[{{TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt}} Final War]] Domination of the Draka.

The entire Stargate universe has been [[{{ReTool}} tweaked]] to make it [[{{DarkerAndEdgier}} more realistic]], everything from how the Goa'uld's [[{{SufficientlyAdvancedAlien}} magic/technology shitck]] would [[{{UnfortunateImplications}} actually affect their worshipers]] to the now-imperialistic Tollans. In fact, while Earth basically follows Draka canon to the letter, the SG-1 universe is a sort of [[{{GrittyReboot}} gritty reboot]].

The story can be found [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4765465/1/Snakepit_A_Stargate_Draka_crossover here]]. There's also a sequel, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6269501/1/Stars_of_Iron_Snakepit_Vol_2 ''Stars of Iron,'']] in progress. The sequel is also posted (with active discussion) on both [[{{AlternateHistoryDotCom}} AH.com]] [[http://www.alternatehistory.com/discussion/showthread.php?t=163699 here]] and on {{Spacebattles}}.com [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=168058 here]]. There are also two [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5984950/1/Rebirth_of_the_Janissaries_Snakepit_interlude_1 vignette]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5998038/1/Loving_on_the_edge_of_a_bladeSnakepit_interlude_2 interludes]] that take place between the two stories.

* AliensSpeakingEnglish: Averted. No one who isn't from Earth speaks English: the Goa'uld language is the galaxy's lingua franca, and even human cultures like the Tollan have their own tongue. Luckily, the Draka [[{{PhotographicMemory}} learn quickly]].
* AlternateUniverse: Fairly obviously. There are two separate levels of Alternate Universe going on: for the first level, [[{{TheDraka}} Earth's history,]] which is entirely alternate history, then there is how the SG-1 universe is affected.

* HumanAliens: The Drakensis and their Servus slaves, obviously. The Goa'uld, on the other hand, are just [[{{PuppeteerParasites}} aliens in human bodies]].

** This troper also remembers one [[{{TakeThat}} reference]] in "Stars of Iron" to a [[{{Star Trek}} certain series]].

* SuperSoldier: Where to start? The universe is full of them: on the Goa'uld's side there are Anubis' Kulls and Yu's [[{{SerialNumbersFiledOff}} Dragon Guards.]] On the other side, there are the Draka themselves, due to genetic tinkering.