History Fanfic / LegolasByLaura

* YouFailGeographyForever: Again, not sure if this is the right trope, but Mirkwood is ''not'' within walking distance of Mordor, though as far as we know, "Mondor" might be quite close to "Milkwood".

* CanonDefilement

* CrowningMomentOfAwesome: The DramaticReading by Tropers/ManWithoutABody.
* CrowningMomentOfFunny: "Then Frodo said "we came to help you and also we got rid of the ring" and then the Dark Lord said"oh no" and then the magical powers from Gandalf distoryed the Dark lord."
** "Then the fright began" is so wonderful when Tropers/ManWithoutABody reads it. And every instance of "GARDS".

* MarySue
** BlackHoleSue
* MemeticMutation: It's been featured in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSpEr0ECMeY this]] YouTubePoop.

* NightmareRetardant: Normally, anything involving a ten year old getting raped by orcs would be downright [[NightmareFuelUnleaded horrifying]], yet, considering the [[BeigeProse blunt and uninteresting]] way in which it's written, it just [[{{Narm}} can't be taken seriously]].

* SnarkBait
* SoBadItsGood
* {{Squick}}: A 10 year old being raped by Orcs? A 10 year old who is most likely an AuthorAvatar?

* YouFailGeographyForever: Again, not sure if this is the right trope, but Mirkwood is ''not'' within walking distance of Mordor. Or "Mondor", if you prefer.
** Yes it is, [[{{FarFetchedFiction}}Mondor is in the unpublished works found by Christopher Tolkien. It's just outside Mirkwood, take a right at Koraths Kabab Shack and go past the old willow tree, Mondor is right there.]]
** As far as we know, "Mondor" might be quite close to "Milkwood".

* AdaptationDecay: To say the least.

The story can be found [[http://www.freewebs.com/bonsaimallorn4/Legolas.htm here]], courtesy of the ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum. TVTropes will take no responsibility for brain damage suffered should you choose to read it.[[hottip:*: [[DrivenToSuicide *Cttttlik!* *BANG!*]] ]] The [[http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=legolas+by+laura&search_type=&aq=f dramatic readings]] may help to soften the blow. There is also a review for it in that same list which might help more.

There, Legolas stands by laura's side until she wakes up. When she does, he kisses her, and she asks him if he wants to be her boyfriend. He says yes even though he's supposed to be her adoptive brother. They discuss their terrible experiences, and Aragorn enters the room. The story ends there, never to be resumed.

A few more hours pass, and Legolas and laura are on their way back to "Milkwood". She gets sick, and Legolas diverts the party to Rivendell, also a few hours away from Mirkwood.

A few more hours pass, and Legolas and laura are on their way back to Mirkwood. She gets sick, and Legolas diverts the party to Rivendell, also a few hours away from Mirkwood.

* InformedAbility: Laura's "power" with which "[[AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs she can distoy us all the bad guys]]" is never actually used or defined more clearly.
** [[SarcasmMode You fool! Her powers are clear! She used her power to infiltrate the Dark Lord's domain, help Legolas and friends invade Mondor, and then amplified Gandalf's power to enable him to summon the hobbits and defeat Sauron!]]
*** Well, whatever her power actually is, it obviously includes simply [[MemeticMutation walking into Mordor.]]

* ThatMakesMeFeelAngry: "and then laura said "i am soooooo happy"".

** In a slight defence of this, maybe that was why she was "bruning up" and they had to go to Rivendell? Because Rivendell is totally on [[{{YouFailGeographyForever}}the way from Mirkwood to Mordor]].

** In a slight defence of this, maybe that was why she was "bruning up" and they had to go to Rivendell? Because Rivendell is totally [[{{YouFailGeographyForever}}on the way from Mirkwood to Mordor]].

* OutOfCharacter: EVERYONE!

** In a slight defence of this, maybe that was why she was "bruning up" and they had to go to Rivendell? Because Rivendell is totally [[{{YouFailGeographyForever}}right on the way between Mirkwood and Mordor]].

*** Well, whatever her power actually is, it obviously includes [[MemeticMutation just walking into Mordor.]]

A few hours later, Legolas, Gandalf, and Aragorn get to the front gates of "Mondor". After an inept shouting match, Legolas climbs up to the cell (announcing his intentions to Sauron on the way), while Aragorn and Gandalf "run" into "Mondor". There, Gandalf has a duel with Sauron despite the huge power disparity between them.

* NewPowersAsThePlotDemands: Gandalf now has the power to teleport Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin from the Shire to Mordor simply by wishing it, even though [[LevelBreaker if he could do that in canon the books would have been significantly shorter]].

* InformedAbility: Laura's "power" with which "she can distoy us all the bad guys" is never actually used or defined more clearly.

The story can be found [[http://www.freewebs.com/bonsaimallorn4/Legolas.htm here]], courtesy of the [[ ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum PPC]]. TVTropes will take no responsibility for brain damage suffered should you choose to read it.[[hottip:*: [[DrivenToSuicide *Cttttlik!* *BANG!*]] ]] The [[http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=legolas+by+laura&search_type=&aq=f dramatic readings]] may help to soften the blow. There is also a review for it in that same list which might help more.

The story can be found [[http://www.freewebs.com/bonsaimallorn4/Legolas.htm here]], courtesy of the [[PPC ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum]]. TVTropes will take no responsibility for brain damage suffered should you choose to read it.[[hottip:*: [[DrivenToSuicide *Cttttlik!* *BANG!*]] ]] The [[http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=legolas+by+laura&search_type=&aq=f dramatic readings]] may help to soften the blow. There is also a review for it in that same list which might help more.

The story can be found [[http://www.freewebs.com/bonsaimallorn4/Legolas.htm here]]. TVTropes will take no responsibility for brain damage suffered should you choose to read it.[[hottip:*: [[DrivenToSuicide *Cttttlik!* *BANG!*]] ]] The [[http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=legolas+by+laura&search_type=&aq=f dramatic readings]] may help to soften the blow. There is also a review for it in that same list which might help more.