History Fanfic / HousestuckHurrcainCrconikals

* StealthPun: The title [[spoiler:is a ''Manga/{{Naruto}}'' reference]].

* [[WouldHitAGirl Would (Reluctantly) Hit a Girl]]: "Aw man, killing cute girls wan't part of mishin! But I have to do it anyway!"

* DistractedByTheSexy: Karkat to the nudist woman who runs the Hawaii town's inn. [[IgnoreTheFanService everyone else seems to not notice]]. This goes to such an extent that when John uses "wet dream" to describe the Geno incident (see ShoutOut below for clairification), Karkat misunderstands and thinks he's talking about the woman.

* DieForOurShip: Parodied/invoked; John/Dave is a really blatant metaphor for [[WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland Owen/Izzy]] in fanon; they both have a similar incident happen, and that incident is used as evidence #1 that they should break up. (Even though Owen/Izzy ''had'' been fine in canon even after the serial killer incident -- [[spoiler:though they break up, it's for a different reason]]). John/Dirk is, of course, a metaphor for either Izzy/Noah or Izzy/Ezekiel. [[spoiler:And then their break up, and Dirk's fall into insanity, it a metaphor for when one of the people in a couple goes insane or turns evil from being broken up with.]]

* TheStinger: The first three chapters had a scene with Damara and Scratch. Chapter 4 lampshades this by saying that there can't be something like that every chapter, [[TakeThis because this isn't like the Simpsons.]]

* DieForOurShip: Parodied/invoked; John/Dave is a really blatant metaphor for [[WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland Owen/Izzy]] in fanon; they both have a similar incident happen, and that incident is used as evidence #1 that they should break up. (Even though Owen/Izzy ''had'' been fine in canon even after the serial killer incident -- [[spoiler:though they break up, it's for a different reason]]). John/Dirk is, of course, a metaphor for either Izzy/Noah or Izzy/Ezekiel. [[spoiler:And then their break up, and Dirk's fall into insanity, it a metaphor for when one of the people in the couple goes insane or turns evil from being broken up with.]]

* RealLifeWritesThePlot: The ammount of time it takes before the final part of Act 6 Intermission 3's walkaround to be published determines the publish date for chapters five through eight and, by proxy, the chapters afterward. In a similar situation to ''Sweet Jade and Hella John'', this is so that the last three A1 trolls are properly introduced. Although this ''didn't'' stop Pikmin Fan from using Damara during the first four chapters, when next to nothing is known about her.

* CrackPairing: Invoked with things such as a Nepeta/Sollux/Rose love triangle, and John/Damara, the second person in the later couple ''not even being introduced at the time of writting season one''. And then there's Doc Scratch's crush on UndercoverBrother...
* CriticalResearchFailure: Invoked.

** "The ''country'' of Hawaii". To make it even more embarrasing, the fake-author is implied to live in the United States. Even worse, it has ''king'' who is ''George W. Bush.''

* HotterAndSexier: Parodied with the citizens of the world. Hawaii consists of nudists, and then there's the reporter in chapter 4. ''Hecksing'' didn't shy away from "hot" background characters itself -- the dancers in Brazil -- but that was the only moment [[OrwellianRetcon added retroactivley]] and it didn't go in as much detail about it.

It can be found [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8523161/1/Housestuck-Hurrcain-Crconikals here]]. Pikmin Fan wrote a similar story, ''Webcomic/SweetJadeAndHellaJohn'', which is something of a SpiritualPreceedor.

** The ending of chapter 4 accuses ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' of being too repetitive.

* TheWindyCity: Halfway through chapter 1 reveals that the Rainbow Crew lives in Chicago.

* ArtImitatesLife: [[spoiler:The Hitler tattoos have the ability to come to life and turn into ink monsters.]]

** In ''Hecksing'', Wiggim only makes one brief cameo when he arrests Integra. In ''Housestuck'', he's a threat within chapter 3 at least, and it's implied that he will be seen again.

* HotterAndSexier: Parodied with the citizens of the world. Hawaii consists of nudists, and then there's the reporter in chapter 4. ''Hecksing'' didn't shy away from "hot" background characters itself -- the dancers in Brazil -- but that was the only moment and it didn't go in as much detail about it.

** Damara commenting that she caught Scratch trying to get marijuana red handed... and then saying it's more like him being caught "green handed" [[DontExplainTheJoke because of the subject of what he was buying]].

: :This is a [=SBURBless=] AU, which by itself wipes out the entire first sentence. Doc Scratch is the "evil villain," while Jack isn't even mentioned. As of chapter four, John/Damara is the current John pairing, [[spoiler:But HUC's epilogue mentions that John and Jade will get married by the end of the events of both fan fics, so John/Vriska will not be a final couple. Neither will Jade/Karkat]]. The narrator and later Kanaya herself comments that she does ''not'' want to jump to another relationship after Edward's death, seriously hindering Rose/Kanaya. There was a cop chase in chapter three, which is perhaps the closest thing the summary got right.

* ShipTease: Following ''Sweet Jade and Hella John'', this teases several crack pairings rather than popular ones. (Barring the in-fic summary.) In fact, during the volcano run, John comments what it would be like to be in a relationship with each Prospit dreamer ''except'' Karkat and Vriska, the two people out of that group he's arguably shipped with the most. To add insult to injury, at one point Jade says that John has commented on a relationship with every teammate but her -- in spite of Karkat and Vriska not asking.

*** The faux-author appearantly does not know how ectobiology works. Given that he skipped Acts 3 and 4, where it is introduced and where it plays a role in creating the kids respectivley, this shouldn't be that much of a shock. He ''is'' aware that trolls have no concept of siblings, but thinks that the post-scratch and pre-scratch trolls sharing last names is an error on Andrew Hussie's part, which is "fixed" by giving them one-letter different last names. ([[XtremeKoolLetterz Piexez]] instead of Piexes for Meenah for one.) It's unknown as of now how Roxy and Dirk's sharing of surnames with Rose and Dave will be affected, since none of those four have been reffered to by last name yet.

** Karkat's "[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants SPONGEBATH NOPANTS]]."

* ShipTease: Following ''Sweet Jade and Hella John'', this teases several crack pairings rather than popular ones. (Barring the in-fic summary.) In fact, during the volcano run, John comments what it would be like to be in a relationship with each Prospit dreamer ''except'' Karkat and Vriska, the two people out of that group he's arguably shipped with the most.

* TakeThat: The fake jabs at ''Twilight'' return here, including the first scene of the fan fic.

** [[spoiler:Geno is introduced in chapter 3 and seems to be a major character that will come back. However, he dies the very next chapter.]]
** The first chapter begins with Kanaya and Edward Cullen. [[spoiler:Edward dies and Kanaya runs away]], then the perspective switches to the humans with Kanaya receiving little focus.

* DieForOurShip: Parodied/invoked; John/Dave is a really blatant metaphor for [[WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland Owen/Izzy]] in fanon; they both have a similar incident happen, and that incident is used as evidence #1 that they should break up. (Even though Owen/Izzy ''had'' been fine in canon even after the serial killer incident -- [[spoiler:though they break up, it's for a different reason]]). John/Dirk is, of course, a metaphor for either Izzy/Noah or Izzy/Ezekiel.

* HotterAndSexier: Parodied with the citizens of the world. Hawaii consists of nudists, and then there's the reporter in chapter 4.

* SeriesContinuityError: Doc Scratch's level of knowledge is ''extremely'' inconsistant. To the point where his motivation for killing John, Jade, and Rose's avatars in the MLP: FIM game makes no sense if you think about it.

* ArtImmitatesLife: [[spoiler:The Hitler tattoos have the ability to come to life and turn into ink monsters.]]

** Wiggim shooting at the Rainbow Crew for speeding on segways, without even so much as giving them a chance to pull over. Even odder, in chpater 9 of ''Hecksing'', Wiggim just ''arrests'' Integra for speeding. Chapter 9 of HUC takes place later, so it seems that Wiggim has learned to calm down a little.

* RealLifeWritesThePlot: The ammount of time it takes before the final part of Act 6 Intermission 3's walkaround to be published determines the publish date for chapters five through eight and, by proxy, the chapters afterward. In a similar situation to ''Sweet Jade and Hella John'', this is so that the next seven A1 trolls are properly introduced. Although this ''didn't'' stop Pikmin Fan from using Damara during the first four chapters, when next to nothing is known about her.

** Wiggim shooting at the Rainbow Crew for speeding. (On segways.)

* HotterAndSexier: Parodied with the citizens of the world. Hawaii consists of nudists, and then there's the reporter in chpater 4.

It can be found [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8523161/1/Housestuck-Hurrcain-Crconikals here]].

* CrackPairing: Invoked with things such as a Nepeta/Sollux/Rose love triangle, and John/Damara, the second person in the later couple ''no even being introduced at the time of writting season one''.

* LetsSplitUpGang: John's head randomly flat-out morphes into Fred from the TropeNamer to say this during chapter 3, where the Rainbow Crew splits based on who was a Prospit dreamer and who was a Derse dreamer (except Sollux -- who had two dreamselfs -- who fills in the Derse side to even out the teams). However, the splitting doesn't actually occur until far after and is only brief until half of the Derse team members meet up with the Prospit team.

: :This is a [=SBURBless=] AU, which by itself wipes out the entire first sentence. Doc Scratch is the "evil villain," while Jack isn't even mentioned. As of chapter four, John/Damara is the current John pairing, [[spoiler:But HUC's epilogue mentions that John and Jade will get married by the end of the events of both fan fics, so John/Vriska will not be a final couple. Neither will Jade/Karkat]]. The narrator and later Kanaya herself comments that she does ''not'' want to jump to another relationship after Edward's death, seriously hindering Rose/Kanaya. There will be a cop chase in chapter three, which is perhaps the closest thing the summary got right.

: :This is a [=SBURBless=] AU, which by itself wipes out the entire first sentence. Doc Scratch is the "evil villain," while Jack isn't even mentioned. As of chapter two, John/Damara is the current John pairing, [[spoiler:But HUC's epilogue mentions that John and Jade will get married by the end of the events of both fan fics, so John/Vriska will not be a final couple. Neither will Jade/Karkat]]. The narrator and later Kanaya herself comments that she does ''not'' want to jump to another relationship after Edward's death, seriously hindering Rose/Kanaya. There will be a cop chase in chapter three, which is perhaps the closest thing the summary got right.

* TonightSomeoneDies: Near the end of chapter 3, Gamzee says that for the next chapter someone will die. Accoring to WordOfGod, [[spoiler:It's Geno]].

* ShipTease: Following ''Sweet Jade and Hella John'', this teases several crack pairings rather than popular ones. (Barring the in-fic summary.) In fact, during the volcano run, John comments what it would be like to be in a relationship with each Prospit dreamer ''except'' Karkat and Vriska, the two people he's arguably shipped with the most.

Similar to ''Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals'', the main conflict is between two organizations; the Felt and the Rainbow Crew. Completely unlike HUC, however, over half of the fan fic consists of various side story chapters dedicated to developing the characters and the world. That's right. An attempt at "CharacterDevelopment" and "WorldBuilding" in an interntionally badly done fan fic. [[PlotHole This goes about as well as one might expect]]. WordOfGod says the relationship between HHC and HUC is similar to that between ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask'' and ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Ocarina of Time]]'' respectivley, just done really badly.

* IncrediblyLamePun: Karkat's "[[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants SPONGEBATH NOPANTS]]."

: :This is a [=SBURBless=] AU, which by itself wipes out the entire first sentence. Doc Scratch is the "evil villain," while Jack isn't even mentioned. As of chapter two, John/Dirk is the current John pairing, [[spoiler:But HUC's epilogue mentions that John and Jade will get married by the end of the events of both fan fics, so John/Vriska will not be a final couple. Neither will Jade/Karkat]]. The narrator and later Kanaya herself comments that she does ''not'' want to jump to another relationship after Edward's death, seriously hindering Rose/Kanaya. There will be a cop chase in chapter three, which is perhaps the closest thing the summary got right.

* RomanticPlotTumor[=/=]StrangledByTheRedString: Parodied/invoked. Around half of the Rainbow Crew have romance troubles, but what takes the cake is John. [[spoiler:He starts out having a crush on Dave and Rose, but during a risk of death he suddenly swoops Dave in and kisses him. Then Dave, without really thinking, tries to use John as a human shield against a random bear, causing John to break up with him... which after he's suddenly flirtatiously hitting on Dirk]]. And then there's Jade's crush on him. And then there's the scene in chapter 3 where he discusses with every other Prospit Dreamer (Except Karkat and Vriska) about what it would be like if he married them. And that's all within the first three chapters.

* ShoutOut: The end of the third chapter contains another reference to ''UndercoverBrother''. Scratch point blank quotes the Chief, complete with accidentally saying Undercover Brother's name instead of the person he was reffering to. (Meenah.)

* DieForOurShip: Parodied; John/Dave is a really blatant metaphor for [[WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland Owen/Izzy]] in fanon; they both have a similar incident happen, and that incident is used as evidence #1 that they should break up. (Even though Owen/Izzy ''had'' been fine in canon even after the serial killer incident -- [[spoiler:though they break up, it's for a different reason]]). John/Dirk is, of course, a metaphor for either Izzy/Noah or Izzy/Ezekiel.

*** Matchstick and Quarter's powers.

* RealLifeWritesThePlot: The ammount of time it takes before the final part of Act 6 Intermission 3's walkaround to be published determines the publish date for chapters five through eight and, by proxy, the chapters afterward. In a similar situation to ''Sweet Jade and Hella John'', this is so that the next seven A1 trolls are properly introduced.

* TheWindyCity: Halfway through chapter 1 reveals that the Rainbow Crew lives in Chicago.

->''"Yes, but that was only two [members of the Felt]. To overcome and kill the other [[{{Foreshadowing}} 13]], ([[ViewersAreMorons not 14 becuz keep Handmaid alive cuxz i like trolls]]), you must go through a jorney. Well, you have gont through a jorney, but IT HAVE JUST BEGUN. The rest of the jorney will have VideoGame/{{Pikmin}}, [[LoveDodecahedron love n-drangles]], [[TankGoodness tanks]], [[ChekhovsVolcano volcainos]], [[OppositeSexClone genderswaps]], [[ClothingDamage tits]], [[MeanBrit brits]], [[StayInTheKitchen mits]], [[TheUltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny hits]], and, [[TheLongList amung other things]], [[Franchise/MetalGearSolid Solid Snake]] [[FanService naked]]."''

* AscendedExtra: Several characters, even up to the premise.
** John and Jade only got a little mention in chpaters 9 and 13 of ''Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals'' and ultimatley contributed nothing to the story. Here, John's the main character (Jade... not so much) and the other ''Homestuck'' cast gets to appear.

* ComplainingAboutShowsYouDontWatch: Dirk does this to ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''. Equius doesn't want him to. The faux-author says that this trope is not an OK thing to do, [[HypocriticalHumor unless the work in question is Twilight]].

** For starters, the alter-ego author skipped to Act 5 and only read the intermission prior.
*** The faux-author appearantly does not know how ectobiology works. Given that he skipped Acts 3 and 4, where it is introduced and where it plays a role in creating the kids respectivley, this shouldn't be that much of a shock. He ''is'' aware that trolls have no concept of siblings, but thinks that the post-scratch and pre-scratch trolls sharing last names is an error on Andrew Hussie's part, which is "fixed" by giving them one-letter different last names. ([[XtreemeKoolLetterz Piexez]] instead of Piexes for Meenah for one.) It's unknown as of now how Roxy and Dirk's sharing of surnames with Rose and Dave will be affected, since none of those four have been reffered to by last name yet.

--> - [[VideoGame/SuperMarioRPG Geno]], the upcoming chapter 3.

* AscendedExtra: Several characters, even up to the premise. John and Jade only got a little mention in chpaters 9 and 13 of ''Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals'' and ultimatley contributed nothing to the story. Here, John's the main character (Jade... not so much) and the other ''Homestuck'' cast gets to appear.

** "The ''country'' of Hawaii". To make it even more embarrasing, the fake-author is implied to live in the United States.

* NeverLiveItDown: In-universe, Nobody seems to forgive Dave for using John as a human shield against the bear.

: :This is a [=SBURBless=] AU, which by itself wipes out the entire first sentence. Doc Scratch is the "evil villain," while Jack isn't even mentioned. As of chapter two, John/Dirk is the current John pairing, [[spoiler:But HUC's epilogue mentions that John and Jade will get married by the end of the events of both fan fics, so John/Vriska will not be a final couple. Neither will Jade/Karkat]]. The narrator comments that Kanaya does ''not'' want to jump to another relationship after Edward's death, seriously hindering Rose/Kanaya. There will be a cop chase in chapter three, which is perhaps the closest thing the summary got right.

:: :This is a [=SBURBless=] AU, which by itself wipes out the entire first sentence. Doc Scratch is the "evil villain," while Jack isn't even mentioned. As of chapter two, John/Dirk is the current John pairing, [[spoiler:But HUC's epilogue mentions that John and Jade will get married by the end of the events of both fan fics, so John/Vriska will not be a final couple. Neither will Jade/Karkat]]. The narrator comments that Kanaya does ''not'' want to jump to another relationship after Edward's death, seriously hindering Rose/Kanaya. There will be a cop chase in chapter three, which is perhaps the closest thing the summary got right.

->''"Yes, but that was only two [members of the Felt]. To overcome and kill the other [[{{Foreshadowing}} 13]], ([[ViewersAreMorons not 14 becuz keep Handmaid alive cuxz i like trolls]]), you must go through a jorney. Well, you have gont through a jorney, but IT HAVE JUST BEGUN. The rest of the jorney will have VideoGame/{{Pikmin}}, [[LoveDodecahedron love n-drangles]], [[TankGoodness tanks]], [[ChekhovsVolcano volcainos]], [[OppositeSexClone genderswaps]], [[ClothingDamage tits]], [[MeanBrit brits]], [[StayInTheKitchen mits]], [[TheUltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny hits]], and, [[TheLongList amung others]], [[Franchise/MetalGearSolid Solid Snake]] [[FanService naked]]."''

** The ''country'' of Hawaii. To make it even more embarrasing, this fan fic mainly takes place in the United States itself.

->''"Yes, but that was only two [members of the Felt]. To overcome and kill the other [[{{Foreshadowing}} 13]], ([[ViewersAreMorons not 14 becuz keep Handmaid alive cuxz i like trolls]]), you must go through a jorney. Well, you have gont through a jorney, but IT HAVE JUST BEGUN. The rest of the jorney will have VideoGame/{{Pikmin}}, [[LoveDodecahedron love n-drangles]], [[TankGoodness tanks]], [[ChekhovsVolcaino volcainos]], [[OppositeSexClone genderswaps]], [[ClothingDamage tits]], [[MeanBrit brits]], [[StayInTheKitchen mits]], [[TheUltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny hits]], and, [[TheLongList amung others]], [[Franchise/MetalGearSolid Solid Snake]] [[FanService naked]]."''

* NeverLiveItDown: Nobody seems to forgive Dave for using John as a human shield against the bear.

->''"Yes, but that was only two [members of the Felt]. To overcome and kill the other [[{{Foreshadowing}} 13]], ([[ViewersAreMorons not 14 becuz keep Handmaid alive cuxz i like trolls]]), you must go through a jorney. Well, you have gont through a jorney, but IT HAVE JUST BEGUN. The rest of the jorney will have Pikmin, love n-drangles, tanks, volcainos, genderswaps, tits, brits, mits, hits, and, amung others, [[FanService Solid Snake naked]]."''

''Housestuck Hurrcain Crconikals'' is the fifth fan fic in the StylisticSuck ''SBIG'' series by Great Pikmin Fan, and is a spinoff to ''FanFic/HecksingUlumateCrconikals''. It takes place in the same universe and timeline, but focuses on some of the people who [[AscendedExtra used to be]] side characters.

* CriticalResearchFailure: Invoked. John's player character in the ''Friendship is Magic'' game is named "Rainbow Sparkel." Doesn't sound bad on its own, but it's supposed to be a character from canon.

* NotTheFallThatKillsYou: The humans survive a several story fall from Scratch's appartment through two different ways; Rose falls in Tavros's arms, and the other seven land on Terezi.