History FanFic / TheMiserySenshiNeoZeroDoubleBlitzkriegDebacle

Oh, and there's some GaryStu named the Solar Warrior who runs around doing things that eventually have relevance to the story.

The fanfic became extremely notorious for its wildly out of character interpretations of every cast member, its nearly impenetrable plot, and especially its massive length. The story was so long it even included an ''appendix'' that explained every single joke or reference the author could think of in the story, lengthy (and laughably inaccurate) essays attempting to tell the reader about Japanese history, the multiple shows referenced, and even the author's views on politics and Creator/HowardStern. It was followed by a sequel, ''Fanfic/ReturnOfTheLawndaleMilitia'', and a prequel, ''Triumph of the "Retart"'' (no, not "retard", "retart" - that's how it's spelled the ''entire story''), all three of which ensured Guerin's permanent infamy in the fandom.

The fanfic received a similarly massive MST led by Matt Blackwell, and can be found [[http://home.netcom.com/%7Emblackwl/Neo-zero.txt here.]] The original fanfic in all its (non)glory can be found [[http://www.outpost-daria.com/fanfic/the_misery_senshi_neo-zero_double_blitzkrieg_debacle.html here]], in its final revision conducted in 2010. The revision contains minor edits and an apology as to the potential insensitivity of the Islamic Terror subplot. There is also a sequel, ''Fanfic/ReturnOfTheLawndaleMilitia'', which received its own MST [[http://home.netcom.com/~mblackwl/rlm.txt here]].

The fanfic received a similarly massive MST led by Matt Blackwell, and can be found [[http://home.netcom.com/%7Emblackwl/Neo-zero.txt here.]] The original fanfic in all its (non)glory can be found [[http://www.outpost-daria.com/fanfic/the_misery_senshi_neo-zero_double_blitzkrieg_debacle.html here]], in its final revision conducted in 2010. The revision contains minor edits and an apology as to the potential insensitivity of the Islamic Terror subplot. There is also a sequel, ''Return of the Lawndale Militia'', which received its own MST [[http://home.netcom.com/~mblackwl/rlm.txt here]].

The fanfic received a similarly massive MST led by Matt Blackwell, and can be found [[http://home.netcom.com/%7Emblackwl/Neo-zero.txt here.]] The original fanfic in all its (non)glory can be found [[http://www.outpost-daria.com/fanfic/the_misery_senshi_neo-zero_double_blitzkrieg_debacle.html here]], in its final revision conducted in 2010. The revision contains minor edits and an apology as to the potential insensitivity of the Islamic Terror subplot.

* SeeYouInHell: Said so frequently by Yoriko that it's practically a catch-phrase.

The fanfic became extremely notorious for its wildly out of character interpretations of every cast member, it's nearly impenetrable plot, and especially its massive length. The story was so long it even included an ''appendix'' that explained every single joke or reference the author could think of in the story, lengthy (and laughably inaccurate) essays attempting to tell the reader about Japanese history, the multiple shows referenced, and even the author's views on politics and Creator/HowardStern. It was followed by a sequel, ''Fanfic/ReturnOfTheLawndaleMilitia'', and a prequel, ''Triumph of the "Retart"'' (no, not "retard", "retart" - that's how it's spelled the ''entire story''), all three of which ensured Guerin's permanent infamy in the fandom.

The fanfic became extremely notorious for its wildly out of character interpretations of every cast member, it's nearly impenetrable plot, and especially its massive length. The story was so long it even included an ''appendix'' that explained every single joke or reference the author could think of in the story, lengthy (and laughably inaccurate) essays attempting to tell the reader about Japanese history, the multiple shows referenced, and even the author's views on politics and Creator/HowardStern. It was followed by a sequel, ''Return of the Lawndale Militia'', and a prequel, ''Triumph of the "Retart"'' (no, not "retard", "retart" - that's how it's spelled the ''entire story''), all three of which ensured Guerin's permanent infamy in the fandom.

The fanfic became extremely notorious for its wildly out of character interpretations of every cast member, it's nearly impenetrable plot, and especially its massive length. The story was so long it even included an ''appendix'' that explained every single joke or reference the author could think of in the story, lengthy (and laughably inaccurate) essays attempting to tell the reader about Japanese history, the multiple shows referenced, and even the author's views on politics and Creator/HowardStern. It was followed by a sequel, ''Return of the Lawndale Militia'', and a prequel, ''Triumph of the Retart'' (no, not "retard", "retart" - that's how it's spelled the ''entire story''), all three of which ensured Guerin's permanent infamy in the fandom.

First published in 1998, Peter Guerin's infamous crossover between popular teenage dramedy series ''WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}'' and similarly popular children's action series ''Franchise/SailorMoon'' is difficult to explain succinctly. The plot opens with the titular character of ''Daria'' being drafted by departing Sailor Mercury Ami Mizuno to take her place on the team. Before you can say "Worst Casting Ever", Daria is in Japan and struggles with being a Sailor Senshi.

First published in 1998, Peter Guerin's infamous crossover between popular teenage dramedy series ''WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}'' (and it's and similarly popular children's action series ''Franchise/SailorMoon'' is difficult to explain succinctly. The plot opens with the titular character of ''Daria'' being drafted by departing Sailor Mercury Ami Mizuno to take her place on the team. Before you can say "Worst Casting Ever", Daria is in Japan and struggles with being a Sailor Senshi.

Peter Guerin's infamous crossover between popular teenage dramedy series ''WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}'' (and it's and similarly popular children's action series ''Franchise/SailorMoon'' is difficult to explain succinctly. The plot opens with the titular character of ''Daria'' being drafted by departing Sailor Mercury Ami Mizuno to take her place on the team. Before you can say "Worst Casting Ever", Daria is in Japan and struggles with being a Sailor Senshi.

* BornAgainImmortality: The Solar Warrior has been reborn for several millenia as hundreds of different historically important people. Of many different nationalities and ethnicities - his list of past lives includes the first emperor of Japan, King Arthur, and Steve Biko of South Africa. His current life is a Japanese office worker.

* MaleGaze: The literary equivalent - the story ''will not'' stop talking about the female character's breasts.

The fanfic became extremely notorious for its wildly out of character interpretations of every cast member, it's nearly impenetrable plot, and especially its massive length. The story was so long it even included an ''appendix'' that explained every single joke or reference the author could think of in the story, lengthy (and laughably inaccurate) essays attempting to tell the reader about Japanese history, the multiple shows referenced, and even the author's views on politics and Radio/HowardStern. It was followed by a sequel, ''Return of the Lawndale Militia'', and a prequel, ''Triumph of the Retart'' (no, not "retard", "retart" - that's how it's spelled the ''entire story''), all three of which ensured Guerin's permanent infamy in the fandom.

Meanwhile, there are ''three'' major terrorist organizations worldwide all attempting major attempts at world domination. First off, the nationalistic Japanese terrorist group NIRAA led by ex-Nazi Dr. Dr. Helmut Vander Helffen and his companion Amazana Yoriko, seek to depose the reconstructed post-war government of Japan via stealing a single prototype fighter jet (the Neo Zero of the title). Next up, the Lawndale Militia, a right-wing American para-military group seeks to control Lawndale, Texas, during their huge football game with Highland, Texas. This ''one'' game is apparently a ''major'' world event, since it also attracts Akbaar El-Salaam, an Islamic fundamentalist who seeks to hijack a passenger plane and crash it into the Lawndale High stadium during the game. Said football game also allows for ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButthead'' to join in on the fun, except instead of being amusing losers as in their show, they are violent rapists in this story.

Oh, and there's some GaryStu named the Solar Warrior that runs around doing things that eventually have relevance to the story.

The fanfic became extremely notorious for its wildly out of character interpretations of every cast member, it's nearly impenetrable plot, and especially its massive length. The story was so long it even included an ''appendix'' that explained every single joke or reference the author could think of in the story, lengthy (and laughably inaccurate) essays attempting to tell the reader about Japanese history, the multiple shows referenced, and even the author's views on politics and Howard Stern. It was followed by a sequel, "Return of the Lawndale Militia", and a prequel, "Triumph of the Retart" (no, not "retard", "retart" - that's how it's spelled the ''entire story''), all three of which ensured Guerin's permanent infamy in the fandom.

* TheDragon: Yoriko to Dr. Vander Helffen.

* GroinAttack: One of Daria's favorite tactics in this story.

* {{Homage}}: The story contains a number of sequences lifted completely and wholly out of other works. Whether they make sense or not. For example, Usagi putting her clothes on while wearing nothing but her panties is extremely raunchy for the type of humor used on ''SailorMoon'', but not ''ProjectAko'', where the scene is lifted from. The author clearly ''intends'' the scenes to be jokes or references as he points out each and every one of them in the appendix.

* LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters: The fanfic already crosses over three series with established casts and tries to use every member of them. On top of ''this'', the story drops truckloads of new characters into the universe, all of which serve some importance.

* WriterOnBoard: The story often stops to have characters parrot what are clearly Peter Guerin's views on history and world events.

* ArtisticLicenseMilitary: The author tries to assure his readers that all the planes are fact-checked against a series of information sheets, but some of the more important bits slip through. Like how Article 9 of the Japanese Constitution ''doesn't mean Japanese planes have to let civilian craft be destroyed by Soviets.''

The fanfic became extremely notorious for its wildly out of character interpretations of every cast member, it's nearly impenetrable plot, and especially its massive length. The story was so long it even included an ''appendix'' that explained every single joke or reference the author could think of in the story, lengthy (and laughably inaccurate) essays attempting to tell the reader about Japanese history, the multiple shows referenced, and even the author's views on politics and Howard Stern.

* ArtisticLicenseMilitary: The author tries to assure his readers that all the planes are fact-checked against a series of information sheets, but some of the more important bits slip through. Like how Article 9 of the Japanese Constitution ''doesn't mean Japanese planes have to let civilian craft be destroyed by Soviets.''

* GratuitousJapanese: Characters regularly shout "BANZAI!" Sailor suits are called "seifuku". And yes, what gets kept and what doesn't is apparently at random.

Peter Guerin's infamous crossover between popular teenage dramedy series ''WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}'' and similarly popular children's action series ''Franchise/SailorMoon'' is difficult to explain succinctly. The plot opens with the titular character of ''Daria'' being drafted by departing Sailor Mercury Ami Mizuno to take her place on the team. Before you can say "Worst Casting Ever", Daria is in Japan and struggles with being a Sailor Senshi.

* ObligatorySwearing: ''Everyone'' swears nowm whether they should or not. For example, Usagi's mother wakes her daughty by yelling "Usagi, you lazy bastard!"

* CharacterDerailment: ''Nobody'' is in character. One of the worst recipients of this are Daria, who is stripped of her acerbic wit and high principles and replaced with an unfunny sociopath who thinks it's hilarious to freeze and shatter a human criminal while stopping a bank robbery. But let's not forget Beavis and Butthead, who go from being unmotivated losers to vicious violent would-be rapists that stop at nothing to kidnap and force themselves on Quinn Morgendorffer.
* CriticalResearchFailure: The author makes numerous hilarious and obvious mistakes when attempting to document Japanese history and discuss its culture. This is particularly funny considering the author felt the need to dedicate a significant portion of his fanfic to presenting himself as an expert on it.
** The author also, despite claiming to have watched every episode of Sailor Moon in Japanese, manages to prove repeatedly that he hadn't watched anything that wasn't dubbed into English circa 1997. In addition to Guerin repeatedly referring to "Chibi-Usa" as "Chib'''''a'''''-Usa", one hilarious scene involves the Sailor Senshi needing to heal a grievous wound inflicted upon Sailor Moon and having Jupiter go and get Sailor Star Healer, who upon arriving demands to be taken to her Princess. Keep in mind that A) the Sailor Starlights live on another planet B) "Her princess" is Princess Kakyuu of said planet and C) ''Sailor Star Healer doesn't heal things.'' Now, rinse and repeat for the entire duration of the story.

** The author also, despite claiming to have watched every episode of Sailor Moon in Japanese, manages to prove repeatedly that he hadn't watched anything that wasn't dubbed into English circa 1997. One hilarious scene involves the Sailor Senshi needing to heal a grievous wound inflicted upon Sailor Moon and having Jupiter go and get Sailor Star Healer, who upon arriving demands to be taken to her Princess. Keep in mind that A) the Sailor Starlights live on another planet B) "Her princess" is Princess Kakyuu of said planet and C) ''Sailor Star Healer doesn't heal things.'' Now, rinse and repeat for the entire duration of the story.

* OfficeLady: Yoriko initially poses as one to get the Mitsubishi Neo-Zero prototype for NIRAA.

Meanwhile, there are ''three'' major terrorist organizations worldwide all attempting major attempts at world domination. First off, the nationalistic Japanese terrorist group NIRAA led by ex-Nazi Dr. Dr. Helmut Vander Helffen and his companion Amazana Yoriko, seek to depose the reconstructed post-war government of Japan via stealing a single prototype fighter jet (the Neo Zero of the title). Next up, the Lawndale Militia, a right-wing American para-military group seeks to control Lawndale, Texas, during their huge football game with Highland, Texas. This ''one'' game is apparently a ''major'' world event, since it also attracts Akbaar El-Salaam, an Islamic fundamentalist who seeks to hijack a passenger plane and crash it into the Lawndale High stadium during the game.