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* "Water + Veggies + Meats + Soy(a) sauce + [[{{Touhou}} Yukari]] = nuclear bombs" [[http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/667972?tags=yakumo_yukari+explosion]].

* At one point in ''FanFic/TheInfiniteLoops'', Ichigo went to Hueco Mundo early to try and make things more challenging for himself later. Instead he conquered it in a single day and gained a loyal following as "Emperor Kurosaki I".

* The Whole focus of ''FanFic/TheConversionBureauWorldsWhereItWouldntWork'' is Xlestia-an alternate version of Celestia-trying to bring about a Conversion Bureau style scheme on a different fictional, only to fail miserably.

** When Ace and Luffy battle the Billions, one of them fires a cannon at Ace. Instead of dodging in his fire state, Ace tries to pull a Garp and catch the cannonball. It doesn't kill him, [[BlownAcrossTheRoom but neither does it work.]]

* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9421918/1/Soldier-of-Zero Soldier of Zero]]'' Wardes tries to make Saito feel jealous of his relationship with Louise and inadequate in battle via an ambush. Both fail miserably; the former because Saito and Louise have agreed that any relationship between them would be doomed to failure and the latter because Saito is a far better combatant than Wardes expected.

* Only mentioned after the fact, but in ''Fanfic/HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality'', Harry once had a [[CompanionCube pet rock]]. It died. Though we later learn that[[spoiler:Dumbledore killed it because of certain reasons.]]

* Only mentioned after the fact, but in ''Fanfic/HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality'', Harry once had a [[CompanionCube pet rock]]. It died. Though we later learn that[[spoiler]]Dumbledore killed it because of certain reasons.[[/spoiler]]

* Only mentioned after the fact, but in ''Fanfic/HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality'', Harry once had a [[CompanionCube pet rock]]. It died.

* The Whole focus of ''FanFic/TheConversionBureauWorldsWhereItWouldntWork'' is Xlestia-an alternate version of Celestia-trying to bring about a Conversion Bureau style scheme on a different fictional, only to fail miserably.

* ''Fanfic/TheKingNobodyWanted'' has Mace Tyrell leading the battle of Storm's End. [[spoiler: Rather than winning glory for the Dragons, this becomes a [[CurbStompBattle major Stag victory]], in addition to seeing Stannis freed and Mace killed. Dragons and Stags alike agree Mace will most likely be remembered for this military blunder.]]

** Played for drama in the first movements against [[CompleteMonster Talonhoof]]. A glory-seeking Pegasus mare [[IgnoredExpert ignores the warnings of Hurricane's son Starburst]] [[SarcasmMode because obviously]] [[FantasticRacism some silly Unicorn couldn't]] ''[[SarcasmMode possibly]]'' [[FantasticRacism know more about military strategy than a proper Pegasus]]. End result of her actions? Her whole unit being wiped out and a Pegasus settlement being utterly destroyed.

** Played for drama in the first movements against [[CompleteMonster Talonhoof]]. A glory-seeking Pegasus mare [[IgnoredExpert ignores the warnings of Hurricane's son Starburst]] [[SarcasmMode because obviously]] [[FantasticRacism some silly Unicorn couldn't]] [[SarcasmMode ''possibly'']] [[FantasticRacism know more about military strategy than a proper Pegasus]]. End result of her actions? Her whole unit being wiped out and a Pegasus settlement being utterly destroyed.

* In ''{{FanFic/Vapors}}'' the OriginalCharacter Aiko Uzumaki ends up captured by Akatsuki and held in their base under the supervision of at least one member at all times. Her chakra is drained to almost nothing, she has no tools or weapons, no idea of where the other two prisoners brought in with her are, and [[spoiler: a several day old cranial hemorrhage.]] She boasts to her captor's face that she intends to escape (although she lies about the method), taking the other two prisoners with her, and warns him right before she does. She then proceeds to escape her captor, break the other two away from their captors, and get out of the country.

* In ''Fanfic/TheSnowHasStoppedTheRain'', Ichigo thinks this of when he first attempted to cast a Bakudo Number 1 and managed to cause it to literally blow up in his face. The fact that it was a ''binding'' spell should have made a reaction like that impossible.

* In ''Fanfic/TheSnowHasStoppedTheRain'', Ichigo thinks this of when he first attempted to cast a Bakudo Number 1 and managed to cause it to literally blow up in his face. The fact that it was a ''binding'' spell should have a reaction like that impossible.

* The MLP fanfic series beginning with ''[[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/28260/a-teacher-with-no-class A Teacher With No Class]]'' combines this trope with TraumaCongaLine. First, Prince Blueblood agrees to give a talk to Miss Cheerilee's class about his role in the Equestrian government, but thanks to one ArmourPiercingQuestion too many the guy ends up passing over the DespairEventHorizon at how utterly pointless his existence is and ends up [[DrivenToSuicide walking into the Everfree Forest hoping that something eats him.]] Not only does he [[BungledSuicide fail to die]], he ends up becoming the UnwittingPawn of the villain of [[http://www.fimfiction.net/story/28883/the-strange-destiny-of-prince-blueblood the sequel]] and ends up causing ''a horde of zombies'' to rampage through Ponyville, [[FallGuy which everyone is led to believe he did on purpose.]] It sounds funny, but it really isn't.

* [[Franchise/StargateVerse Stargate Command]] tries to make [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Xander]] agree to being coddled and send his bodyguard Faith home in ''[[http://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-7497/Nycorson+Teal+c+s+Wish.htm Teal'c's Wish]]'' by having them go through the same modified Navy Seal training course all members of [=SGC=] have to go through. Xander and Faith do so well, the instructors want them to stay on to teach various combat courses. Faith breaks several records and the most of the ones she doesn't break, Xander does. The instructor notes getting several offers for Xander from both Olympic sharp shooting teams and black ops groups.

* "Water + Veggies + Meats + Soy sauce + [[{{Touhou}} Yukari]] = nuclear bombs" [[http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/667972?tags=yakumo_yukari+explosion]].

** In LucinaReacts, by the same author, the [[FireEmblemAwakening Shepherds]] find a laptop, and find that the previous owner had installed a 3ds emulator, with FireEmblemAwakening already loaded. Cue Maribelle playing the game, and having Frederick die on the first mission (This is pretty much impossible outside of [[HarderThanHard Lunatic/Lunatic+]] modes, unless you actively seek to kill him by stripping him of any weapons and hoping the enemy units get lucky and crit him a lot)

** In LucinaReacts, by the same author, the [[Shepherds FireEmblemAwakening]] find a laptop, and find that the previous owner had installed a 3ds emulator, with FireEmblemAwakening already loaded. Cue Maribelle playing the game, and having Frederick die on the first mission (This is pretty much impossible outside of [[Lunatic/Lunatic+ HarderThanHard]] modes, unless you actively seek to kill him by stripping him of any weapons and hoping the enemy units get lucky and crit him a lot)

** The Civilization V chapter in the main fic is full of it, but the main incidents are Yang having FailedASpotCheck and failing to realise that while backstabbing Ren Weiss captured her capital, [[FireEmblemAwakening Lucina]] attempting a BigDamnHeroes only to get stomped in two turns by the combined armies of Ren and Yang, and [[ButtMonkey Fionn]] only getting ''one city'' founded before Yang conquers him.

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* According to Ragyou, [[http://thediscomilf.tumblr.com/ in this blog]], Nui somehow burned a whole town to the ground the last time she cooked [[http://thediscomilf.tumblr.com/post/85777561710]] and that she used ''white phosphorus'' as an ingredient (going by that, she might have used a lot) and, in an earlier post, that, apparently, when her and Ryuuko's cooking abilities are combined, the result were brownies which are described to be "something worse than napalm made with household ingredients" [[http://thediscomilf.tumblr.com/post/88733557990/i-said-id-take-away-all-explosives-also-hey]]. One would have to take the assumption that Nui and Ryuuko are [[LethalChef Lethal Chefs]], although, the former, in other portrayals on that blog, seems to be border on being LethallyStupid.

* According to Ragyou, [[http://thediscomilf.tumblr.com/ in this blog]], Nui somehow burned a whole town to the ground the last time she cooked [[http://thediscomilf.tumblr.com/post/85777561710]] and that she used ''white phosphorus'' as an ingredient (going by that, she might have used a lot) and, in an earlier post, that, apparently, when her and Ryuuko's cooking abilities are combined, the result were brownies which are described to be "something worse than napalm made with household ingredients" [[http://thediscomilf.tumblr.com/post/88733557990/i-said-id-take-away-all-explosives-also-hey]]. One would have to take the assumption that Nui and Ryuuko are [[LethalChef Lethal Chefs]].

* According to Ragyou, [[http://thediscomilf.tumblr.com/ in this blog]], Nui somehow burned a whole town to the ground the last time she cooked [[http://thediscomilf.tumblr.com/post/85777561710]] and, in an earlier post, that, apparently, when her and Ryuuko's cooking abilities are combined, the result were brownies which are described to be "something worse than napalm made with household ingredients" [[http://thediscomilf.tumblr.com/post/88733557990/i-said-id-take-away-all-explosives-also-hey]]. One would have to take the assumption that Nui and Ryuuko are [[LethalChef Lethal Chefs]].

* According to Ragyou, [[http://thediscomilf.tumblr.com/ in this blog]], Nui somehow burned a whole town to the ground the last time she cooked [[http://thediscomilf.tumblr.com/post/85777561710]], which had more to do with the fact that she used white phosphorous as an ingredient, and, in an earlier post, that, apparently, when her and Ryuuko's cooking abilities are combined, the result were brownies which are described to be "something worse than napalm made with household ingredients" [[http://thediscomilf.tumblr.com/post/88733557990/i-said-id-take-away-all-explosives-also-hey]]