History DrinkingGame / SamuraiJack

%%* [[spoiler:Finish ''three'' whole glasses of your drink of choice after you see [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Jack finally defeat and kill Aku]].]]

** Drink whenever [[BloodierAndGorier blood from a human, animal, or monster gets spilled]].

* Drink whenever Jack [[HeroicBSOD suffers a mental breakdown]], and starts hallucinating about imaginary people.
* Drink whenever someone [[FamilyUnfriendlyDeath human]] ''actually dies.''

* Drink whenever there's a cameo of an old character from the previous four seasons (aside from Jack or Aku, of course).
* Drink whenever [[spoiler: [[MusicalAssassin Scaramouche]] gets [[ButtMonkey humiliated]] while trying to contact Aku in the sixth episode]].

* Drink whenever you think the Guardian is gonna show up. [[spoiler:[[DrowningMySorrows You will need those drinks to drown your sorrow]]]].
** Finish your drink slowly after you see [[spoiler:[[WhamShot the Guardian's shattered glasses and the ruined obelisk he protected]]. Let us all salute the one warrior who actually [[AlwaysSomeoneBetter handed Jack total defeat]], and fell much too soon.]]

* Drink whenever you think the Guardian is gonna show up. [[spoiler:[[DrowningMySorrowsYou will need those drinks to drown your sorrow]]]].

* Drink whenever someone [[FamilyUnfriendlyDeath human]] actually dies.

* Drink whenever you think the Guardian is gonna show up. [[spoiler:You will need those drinks to drown your sorrow]].

* Drink whenever [[spoiler: [[MusicalAssassin Scaramouche]] gets [[ButtMonkey humiliated]] while trying to contact Aku in the fourth episode]].

* Drink whenever Jack (or anyone else) destroys a robot in combat.
** Drink twice if the robot looked like an organic being, much to your confusion.

* Drink whenever the Scotsman appears. Drink twice when he (or his wife) hurls an insult or obscenity at someone.

** Whenever you hear a swear word, down your drink.

* Drink whenever Scaramouche {{scat}}s.

* Drink whenever Jack's [[ClothingDamage clothes get dirty, torn up, or lost]], leaving you wondering how he replaces them all the time.

* Drink whenever Jack gives a speech about goodness and justice.

* Drink whenever Aku is [[KickTheDog being an evil prick, even if for no reason]].

* Drink for every cameo of an old character (aside from Jack and Aku) from the previous four seasons.

* Drink whenever a moment of UnresolvedSexualTension happens in XCIX.

* Drink whenever Ashi insults Jack and praises Aku during the third and fourth episodes.

* Drink whenever Jack destroys a robot in combat.

* Drink whenever Jack has a flashback to his past, long before he arrived in the future.

* Drink whenever Jack says or shouts Aku's name.
* Drink whenever Aku [[YouFool calls Jack a "fool" or "foolish samurai"]].

* Drink whenever the Scotsman appears. Drink twice when he hurls an insult or obscenity at someone.

* Drink whenever someone says "the Samurai".

* Drink whenever Ashi insults Jack and praises Aku during the third and fourth episodes.
* Whenever you hear a swear word, down your drink.

* Drink whenever Ashi insults Jack and praises Aku during the third and fourth episodes.

* Drink whenever Aku refers to himself in ThirdPersonPerson

* Drink whenever Ashi insults Jack and praises Aku during the third and fourth episodes.
* Drink whenever Scaramouche scats.

* Drink whenever Aku refers to himself in Third-PersonPerson

* Drink whenever Aku refers to himself in FirstPersonThirdPerson.

* Drink whenever Ashi insults Jack and praises Aku during the third and fourth episodes.

* Drink whenever the show takes advantage of the freedom that comes with its new TV-14 rating.
** Drink whenever blood from a human, animal, or monster gets spilled.
* Drink whenever someone refers to "the Samurai".
* Drink whenever Jack suffers a [[HeroicBSOD mental breakdown]], and starts hallucinating about imaginary people.
* Drink whenever Ashi gets a traumatic flashback about childhood abuse from her mother.
* Drink whenever Ashi insults Jack and praises Aku.

* Drink whenever Jack yells out a BattleCry.

* Drink whenever Jack tries ''[[FailureIsTheOnlyOption and fails]]'' to reach a [[TimeTravel time portal, or other means of returning home]].

* Drink whenever Aku vocalizes a mighty EvilLaugh.

* Drink whenever Aku [[CardCarryingVillain boasts about how evil he is]].
* Drink whenever Aku [[KickTheDog is being an evil prick, even if for no reason]].

* Drink whenever someone says "the Samurai".

* Drink whenever Aku calls Jack a [[YouFool "fool" or "foolish samurai"]].

** Drink whenever blood from a human, animal, or monster gets spilled.

** Drink ''thrice'' if Jack kills or defeats a '''''non'''-robotic'' enemy.

* Drink whenever Jack tries ''and fails'' to reach a time portal or other means of returning home.

* Drink whenever Aku vocalizes an EvilLaugh.
* Drink whenever Aku [[CardCarryingVillain brags about how evil he is]].