History DrinkingGame / MyLittlePony

''[[MemeticMutation Confound these ponies! They drive me to drink!]]''

* Take a drink when one of the voice actresses [[TalkingToHimself gets into an argument with herself.]]

* Take a drink whenever she has a SuperOCD moment. ("Lesson Zero" doesn't count unless you already have an ambulance on standby, and "It's About Time" is pretty dangerous too.)

* Take a drink whenever somepony [[SneezeOfDoom sneezes]]. ("Three's a Crowd" doesn't count unless you want to be on the floor.)

[[caption-width-right:320:Well, it ''was'' [[IncrediblyLamePun applejack]].]]

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* Take a drink whenever somepony brohoofs another pony.

* Take a drink whenever somepony [[SneezeOfDoom sneezes]]. (''Three's a Crowd'' doesn't count unless you want to be on the floor.)

* Take a drink whenever she calls somepony "sugarcube".

* Take a drink whenever she says "what in tarnation?"

* Take a drink whenever she's annoyed with Rarity.

* Take a drink whenever she apologizes.

* Take two drinks whenever she gets assertive for a change. (''Putting Your Hoof Down'' doesn't count if you value your liver.)

* Take a drink whenever you see her interact with animals.
** Take two when she interacts with something creepy, scary or otherwise unsettling in the same exact manner as she would with a rabbit or a cat.

* Take a drink whenever she breaks the fourth wall.
* Take a drink when she [[SarcasmFailure interprets a sarcastic statement]] or a [[ComicallyMissingThePoint figure of speech]] as being sincere.

* Take a shot if she says "egghead". Two for "come on".

* Take a drink whenever somepony tells her to stop making clothes or thinking about fashion.

* Take a drink whenever she is seen reading a book.
** Or if she says "I've been reading about [insert plot-convenient subject here]..."

* Take a drink whenever she has a SuperOCD moment. (''Lesson Zero'' doesn't count unless you already have an ambulance on standby, and "It's About Time" is pretty dangerous too.)

* Take a drink whenever someone glares at him for saying or doing something inappropriate.

* Take a drink every time he says "eeyup" or "nope".

* Take a drink every time he says "Twily!"

* Take a drink whenever he blatantly defies the laws of reality.[[note]]What is "blatant" depends on how smashed you want to get. For instance, you could say teleportation is not blatant (Twilight Sparkle does it regularly), but drinking a chocolate milk of glass and making the chocolate milk explode definitely is.[[/note]]

* Take a drink whenever he says "Fluttershy".

* Take a drink whenever he... whenever he makes an appearance, really. Might as well make it a strong one, because that's not very often.

* Take a drink [[NeverLiveItDown whenever her time as a villain is brought up]].
* Take a drink every time she gets a LesYay moment with Trixie. (CAREFUL, THEY ARE EXTREMELY GAY)

** In The Last Roundup, take a drink for every line of dialogue that Derpy says.
*** If you're watching the censored version, either slowly and mournfully drink a whole bottle [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks in the fond memory of the true Derpy]] or quickly wash down a whole bottle in celebration.

* Take a drink every time the Flower Trio say "the horror, the horror!"

* Take a drink every time you see an alicorn in the background that isn't Twilight or the princesses.

* Take a drink whenever [[NonStandardCharacterDesign Bulk Biceps]] shouts "YEAH!"
* Take a sip every time Trixie refers to herself in the third person.
* Take a drink whenever a facial expression Cozy Glow makes [[MemeticMutation becomes a meme]].

* Take a drink whenever a ''rock'' (or ''[[UpToEleven pile of rocks]]'') takes centre-stage in the show. Take another whenever one's likened to a sentient being.

** Every time a new character joins the song. [[LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters If you wish to breathe between shots]], it's recommended that you only include named characters that have a solo verse or a duet.

* Whenever there's a FoeYay moment between him and one of the Mane Six ponies, have a drink. Have an ambulance on standby.
** His interactions with Twilight alone will pretty much render anyone but the strongest drinkers unconscious.

* Take a sip whenever she has any FoeYay moments with the Mane Cast. Any more than that and you ''will'' get alcohol poisoning.

Drinking games for all incarnations of ''MyLittlePony''.

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* Take a drink whenever there's a moment of GettingCrapPastTheRadar.

* Take a drink whenever he snaps his fingers.

* Take a drink whenever he takes abuse. (Do not count ''Owls Well that Ends Well'' or ''Just For Sidekicks'' if you want to live.)

* Take a drink whenever Scootaloo talks about or interacts with Rainbow Dash. (Be very careful with the episodes ''Cutie Mark Chronicles'' and ''Sleepless In Ponyville''.)
* Take a drink whenever Applebloom interacts with Applejack. A ''sip,'' mind you.
* Take a drink whenever they get called "Blank Flanks".

* Pop the champagne bottle when they earn their cutie marks in ''Crusaders of the Lost Mark''.

* Take a drink every time he says "Eyup" or "Nope".
** Now take a drink for every word he says that isn't one of those two words. (Watch out for the opening of ''Applebuck Season'' if you know what's good for you. You're being set up if you're challenged to this one by somebody who then cues ''Ponyville Confidential'' or worse, ''Filli Vanilli''. If the latter, be sure you don't get suckered into drinking when it's really [[spoiler: Flutterguy]] talking, and be ready for when AJ makes Mac "explain himself". ''Brotherhooves Social'' and ''Hard to Say Anything'' are death sentences, especially if you count Orchard Blossom's lines in the former. Same with young Big Mac in ''Where the Apple Lies''.)

** Two drinks for the ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE!!

* Take a drink whenever she (or another pony) expresses the words "love, love, love."

* Take a drink when she mentions "equality" or anything similar.

* Take a sip whenever she has any FoeYay moments with the Mane Cast. Any more than that and you WILL get alcohol poisoning.

Background Ponies:
* Take a drink whenever Derpy makes an appearance. (This does not apply to ''Slice of Life,'' unless you want to die.)

* Take a drink every time Time Turner, formerly known as [[Series/DoctorWho Doctor Whooves]], is seen [[MythologyGag running]]. (Again, ''Slice of Life'' will kill you if you follow this rule there.)

* Take a drink every time the Flower Trio say "The Horror, The Horror!"
* Take a drink whenever a background pony--or buffalo--does something weird in ''Return of Harmony II''.

** Random Fact, if you include the Queen, there are exactly 26 changelings changing onscreen.

* Take a drink whenever 'pony' is used to replace the suffix '-body'. Or 'one.' [[note]]If this part of the game applied to this page, you'd be dead by the time you finished reading.[[/note]]

** Finish your drink if it's the 'mute' Gravy Tub.

Equestria Girls movies:

*** Finish your drink if '''''all''''' of the following happens: The first act consist solely of slice of life storytelling, the second act involves a mystery involving the humaneoid seven getting/using powers, the third act involves a demon mode villain and the third act involves a magical girl transformation and the end of the third act involves a dance event.

* Take a drink whenever she calls somepony 'sugarcube'.
* Take a drink whenever she [[TalksLikeASimile says a countryism.]]

* Take a drink whenever she says 'What in Tarnation?'
* Take a drink whenever she's missing [[OffModel her hat or her freckles.]]

* Take a drink whenever she says 'Um'.

* Take a drink whenever she says 'Okey dokey lokey'.

* Take a drink whenever she uses her "Pinkie Sense."

* Take a drink whenever she says 'cool' or 'awesome'.

* Take a shot if she says 'egghead.' Two for 'come on.'

* Take a drink whenever she calls somepony 'darling'.

* Take a drink whenever somepony [[SquishTheCheeks gets their cheeks squished]]

* Down a whole bottle in celebration when he has his [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome awesome battle with Twilight Sparkle]].

* When they say something to the effect of "[[NoIndoorVoice CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS <INSERT OCCUPATION HERE]]> YAY!" you must repeat what they said and take a drink. If you mess up your repetition, you must repeat the process -- including the drink -- until you get it right.

* When they say something to the effect of "[[NoIndoorVoice CUTIE MARK CRUSADER <INSERT OCCUPATION HERE]]>!" you must repeat what they said and take a drink. If you mess up your repetition, you must repeat the process -- including the drink -- until you get it right.