History DrinkingGame / DoctorWho

** Take a double shot if some well-known historical event which is fully accounted is subjected to RealityRetcon so that Aliens Did It.

* Take a shot if any companion screams
* Take a shot if any set, prop, monster, or actor wobbles ("Creature From the Pit" does ''not'' count.)

** Double for ''Series/BlakesSeven''
** Triple for ''Series/{{Eastenders}}''
** Quadruple for ''Series/RedDwarf''
*** All you can drink if you catch the TARDIS in the ''Red Dwarf'' shuttlebay.
* Have a drink on the rocks if the BBCQuarry stands in for an alien planet.
** Have two if the BBCQuarry is an ''actual'' quarry in-Verse (alien or otherwise).
* Take a shot if the Doctor or one of his companions says "But we're not spies, we're... travellers!", or any variation.
* Take a shot if the Doctor or one of his companions says "I don't know. I hate not knowing", or any variation.

* Take a shot every time "two hearts" or "thirteen lives" are mentioned.
** Take two if they mention some other Time Lord physiology quirk, like having three brainstems or a respiratory bypass system.
* Take a shot when the Doctor and the Master team up.
** Down the glass if they get to the end of the episode ''without'' the alliance being betrayed.
* If energy-bolts strike the TARDIS as it whirls through the Time Vortex during the opening credits sequence, take a shot.
** Down the glass if they play with the credits some other way, like putting up someone else's face, Capaldi playing the theme music, or making the images deliberately glitchy.

* Take a tiny sip whenever the Doctor uses the sonic screwdriver. Previous incarnations already used it a lot, but in this regeneration it's almost ridiculous.
** On that note, take a sip any time the Sonic Screwdriver fails to do something.
* Take a shot every time she mentions how much she doesn’t like guns.

* Take a shot whenever Twelve plays his guitar.
** Two if it's the ''Doctor Who'' theme song.

* Take a small sip every time the Doctor expresses the sentiment "I love you" to Clara ''without actually using those words''. (They have to be small sips otherwise you'll be flat on your back by the end of Series 9.)
** Clear out your local liquor store's supply of booze if he ever actually ''says'' "I love you." To anyone.

* Take a shot every time he says 'Clara'.
* Take a shot every time someone calls him an idiot. Finish your drink if he owns up to it or admits it himself.
** A double if he declares it proudly!
* Take a shot every time Twelve shamelessly trolls Bill, e.g. claiming that "your friend Pete" just got erased from their timeline.
** Take a double shot if Nardole plays along with the trolling.

* Take another shot whenever she refers to a stranger as her "friend"
* Take a tiny sip whenever The Doctor uses the sonic screwdriver. Previous incarnations already used it a lot,but now it's almost ridiculous.

*** Triple if Creator/JohnCleese notices.
* Take a shot if the Doctor and/or companions return to where they'd parked the TARDIS, only to discover it's not there anymore.

** Take a shot every time Thirteen scrunches her nose.
** Take another shot whenever she refers to a stranger as her "friend"

* Take a shot every time Thirteen says something will/should/may "be fine".
** Take another shot if she immediately follows this up with "Probably" or "I think".

* The Doctor namedrops a famous historical figure he has met.
** Double if the meeting took place in an actual episode.

* If Rivers TARDIS cover diary appears, take a shot.

* Take a small sip for every shot that features Amy's legs prominently. If that doesn't pickle you, take a shot whenever those legs are discussed.

** Finish it if the Brigadier gets undermined by someone with more authority than him.

** Two drinks if the Doctor complains and/or objects to his use of guns or violence. Three if his use of guns [[ImmuneToBullets fails]]. Four if it ''works''.

* Take a drink anytime the Brig says, "Sergeant Benton, Miss Shaw/Grant/Smith, or Captain Yates."

** Drink for merriment if missing episodes are ''confirmed'' to be found and added to the BBC Archive.

* Take one drink if a character is offered a chance a the Doctor's companion, another if they don't and a third if it's because they died.

* Take a shot when she uses her skills as a Doctor or shows how competent she is in a pinch.

* Take a shot every time Ian or Barbara go into lecture mode about (respectively) history or science, because the show was still trying to pass itself off as semi-educational at the time.

* Take a shot every time Ian or Barbara go into lecture mode, because the show was still trying to pass itself off as semi-educational at the time.

** Take a double shot if the Doctor picks up something that only ''looks'' like a gun, but identifies it as a hair dryer.

* Each time Rory gets [[HenpeckedHusband dominated by Amy]] finish your drink and pray for the dignity of men around the world who are also at the mercy of their nitpicky wives and are driven to the bottle in much the same way.