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* WrongGenreSavvy: Poor Superman and Green Lantern are oblivious to the fact that they're in a [[CreatorBreakdown post-9/11 Frank Miller]] comic. Because of this, [[HeroicComedicSociopath the Goddamn Batman]] can easily manipulate them both.
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-->''"A rotten joint; it sits there like something that came out of the back end of a horse."''\\
''"[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Which is precisely where this script came from, too.]]"''

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* WrongGenreSavvy: Poor Superman and Green Lantern are oblivious to the fact that they're in a [[CreatorBreakdown post-9/11 Frank Miller]] comic. Because of this, [[HeroicComedicSociopath the Goddamn Batman]] can easily manipulate them both.
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-->''"A rotten joint; it sits there like something that came out of the back end of a horse."''\\
''"[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Which is precisely where this script came from, too.]]"''
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* AscendedMeme: Starting with Issue 6, Frank started slipping in references to "the Goddamn Batman". Well, less "slip" and more [[ForcedMeme "spraypaint 'goddamn' all over the goddamn place".]]

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* AscendedMeme: Starting with Issue 6, Frank started slipping in references to "the Goddamn Batman". Well, less "slip" and more [[ForcedMeme "spraypaint 'goddamn' all over the goddamn place".]]



* AuthorAvatar: It's pretty clear that the Goddamn Batman is how Miller sees himself if he were Batman.

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* AuthorAvatar: It's pretty clear that the Goddamn this version of Batman is how Miller sees himself if he were Batman.



* HeroicComedicSociopath: The Goddamn Batman and Black Canary. Batgirl and Robin are Heroic Comedic Sociopaths-in-training.

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* HeroicComedicSociopath: The Goddamn Batman and Black Canary. Batgirl and Robin are Heroic Comedic Sociopaths-in-training.



* ProtagonistCenteredMorality: Anyone who is not the Goddamn Batman or disagrees with what he's doing is ineffectual, stupid, and/or evil. Anyone who ''is'' the Goddamn Batman or agrees with his methods is heroic and awesome.
* PsychopathicManchild: In addition to the joy he takes in violence, the Goddamn Batman has the temperament of a child, getting incredibly moody and angry whenever someone isn't impressed with his cave or gadgets. Possibly done as a [[DeconstructedTrope deconstruction]] of Batman. ''We hope.''

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* ProtagonistCenteredMorality: Anyone who is not the Goddamn Batman or disagrees with what he's doing is ineffectual, stupid, and/or evil. Anyone who ''is'' the Goddamn Batman or agrees with his methods is heroic and awesome.
* PsychopathicManchild: In addition to the joy he takes in violence, the Goddamn Batman has the temperament of a child, getting incredibly moody and angry whenever someone isn't impressed with his cave or gadgets. Possibly done as a [[DeconstructedTrope deconstruction]] of Batman. ''We hope.''



** And in Creator/FrankMiller stories, the Goddamn Batman is always goddamn right. '''Always.'''

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** And in Creator/FrankMiller stories, the Goddamn Batman is always goddamn right. '''Always.'''



* TrainingFromHell: Clearly what the Goddamn Batman intended for Robin.

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* TrainingFromHell: Clearly what the Goddamn Batman intended for Robin.
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Frank Miller has described the story as a distant prequel to ''The Dark Knight Returns'', showcasing how Batman met and recruited Robin in his war against crime -- or rather, how he kidnapped the boy shortly after his parents died right in front of him. Along the way, Batman meets a number of the other heroes of the DC Universe, who are left at a loss for words at his radical approach to stopping crime.

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Frank Miller has described the story as a distant prequel to ''The Dark Knight Returns'', showcasing how Batman met and recruited Robin in his war against crime -- or rather, how he kidnapped the boy shortly after his parents died right in front of him.crime. Along the way, Batman meets a number of the other heroes of the DC Universe, who are left at a loss for words at his radical approach to stopping crime.



** [[SignatureStyle Very often throughout the text. Again and again. There is repetition. Statements are made. Repeated. Hammered. Insistent. Again and again. Relentless. Tireless. Repeatedly. Again and again.]][[note]][[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] accurately compares the dialogue to [[Film/ManosTheHandsofFate Torgo's]] VerbalTic.[[/note]]

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** [[SignatureStyle Very often throughout the text. Again and again. There is repetition. Statements are made. Repeated. Hammered. Insistent. Again and again. Relentless. Tireless. Repeatedly. Again and again.]][[note]][[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] accurately compares the dialogue to [[Film/ManosTheHandsofFate Torgo's]] VerbalTic.[[/note]]



* InNameOnly: Pretty much ''everyone'' is insanely OutOfCharacter, but Black Canary is given an entirely new backstory and motivation, turning from a LegacyCharacter of her mother into an Irish immigrant from a [[MassiveNumberedSiblings large family]] working at a sleazy bar, who was inspired into crime-fighting ([[SociopathicHero and, well, crime]]) by Batman.

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* InNameOnly: Pretty much ''everyone'' is insanely OutOfCharacter, but Black Canary is given an entirely new backstory and motivation, turning from a LegacyCharacter of her mother into an Irish immigrant from a [[MassiveNumberedSiblings large family]] working at a sleazy bar, who was inspired into crime-fighting ([[SociopathicHero and, well, crime]]) by Batman.



* InTheStyleOf: A rather easy-to-miss aspect of the artwork is Jim Lee's attempts to emulate Frank Miller's art style. While he doesn't devolve into the blocky, splotchy distortions Miller believe human beings look like, he nonetheless utilizes poses similar to those found back in ''The Dark Knight Returns'', most notably the signature gritted-teeth Batman scowl from that same story.

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* InTheStyleOf: A rather easy-to-miss aspect of the artwork is Jim Lee's attempts to emulate Frank Miller's art style. While he doesn't devolve into the blocky, splotchy distortions Miller believe human beings look like, he nonetheless He utilizes poses similar to those found back in ''The Dark Knight Returns'', most notably the signature gritted-teeth Batman scowl from that same story.



--->'''Protoclown:''' "[[WritersCannotDoMath Fifteen hours ago]]". That means one of two things. Clark Kent either drank this carton of milk fifteen hours before [[OverlyLongGag Dick Grayson, age 12]], was kidnapped by Batman, and thus it is a magical prescient carton of milk, OR it's actually been a long enough ride in the Batmobile for Dick to have been reported missing, for his name to get to the missing persons groups, for them to submit his information to the milk company, for the milk company to print the cartons, distribute the cartons, and then for Clark Kent to go to the grocery store and buy the carton of milk. Let's see, by my rough estimate, that means that Batman and Dick have been on the way to the Batcave for, oh, about FIVE FUCKING WEEKS now.

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--->'''Protoclown:''' "[[WritersCannotDoMath Fifteen hours ago]]". That means one of two things. Clark Kent either drank this carton of milk fifteen hours before [[OverlyLongGag Dick Grayson, age 12]], Grayson was kidnapped by Batman, and thus it is a magical prescient carton of milk, OR it's actually been a long enough ride in the Batmobile for Dick to have been reported missing, for his name to get to the missing persons groups, for them to submit his information to the milk company, for the milk company to print the cartons, distribute the cartons, and then for Clark Kent to go to the grocery store and buy the carton of milk. Let's see, by my rough estimate, that means that Batman and Dick have been on the way to the Batcave for, oh, about FIVE FUCKING WEEKS now.
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** In this series, Batman is depicted as enjoying violence and inflicting pain, in contrast to his usual depiction. Then there's his treatment of Dick Grayson, age 12.

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** In this series, Batman is depicted as enjoying violence and inflicting pain, in contrast to his usual depiction. Then there's his treatment of Dick Grayson, age 12.Grayson.



* {{Hypocrite}}: Batman challenges Dick Grayson, age twelve, to prove he's either "an avenger or a detective" by killing Jocko Boy, the man who murdered his parents. While Bruce is pleased when Dick spares him and ostensibly chooses "detective", Batmans' crime-fighting methods include setting criminals on fire with thermite and bleach, poisoning criminals, and smashing through police barricades. Not only does he strain the plausibility that he actually sticks to [[ThouShaltNotKill Batman's typical one rule]], but it's highly unlikely that if he ever got his hands on him, that he would show his parents' murderer the same mercy that Dick shows his.

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* {{Hypocrite}}: Batman challenges Dick Grayson, age twelve, Grayson to prove he's either "an avenger or a detective" by killing Jocko Boy, the man who murdered his parents. While Bruce is pleased when Dick spares him and ostensibly chooses "detective", Batmans' crime-fighting methods include setting criminals on fire with thermite and bleach, poisoning criminals, and smashing through police barricades. Not only does he strain the plausibility that he actually sticks to [[ThouShaltNotKill Batman's typical one rule]], but it's highly unlikely that if he ever got his hands on him, that he would show his parents' murderer the same mercy that Dick shows his.



* ImmediateSelfContradiction: Not exactly immediate, but in one issue, the Goddamn Batman calls Green Lantern a moron, then soon after says Green Lantern is a great man. He also laments revealing one of his safehouses to GL and dismisses it as no loss because he has so many, all in one thought balloon.

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* ImmediateSelfContradiction: Not exactly immediate, but in one issue, the Goddamn Batman calls Green Lantern a moron, then soon after says Green Lantern is a great man. He also laments revealing one of his safehouses to GL and dismisses it as no loss because he has so many, all in one thought balloon.



** In universe and out, Batman and Canary have been making out under the rain and "[[Comicbook/{{Watchmen}} under the hood]]", when Batman mentions he can drive her home... in his Batmobile. Canary shows disappointment with her idol's naming choice. Which instantly kills the mood for everyone involved, including the readership, because this (Goddamn) Batman is ''really touchy'' about his stuff and his person not being as awesome as he thinks it is.

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** In universe and out, Batman and Canary have been making out under the rain and "[[Comicbook/{{Watchmen}} under the hood]]", when Batman mentions he can drive her home... in his Batmobile. Canary shows disappointment with her idol's naming choice. Which instantly kills the mood for everyone involved, including the readership, because this (Goddamn) Batman is ''really touchy'' about his stuff and his person not being as awesome as he thinks it is.



* NeverMyFault: Several moments in the story have Goddamned Batman repeatedly blame Dick Grayson, age 12, for coming into his life and becoming his sidekick, [[SelfServingMemory completely ignoring the fact]] that he's the one who abducted the boy against his will in the first place.

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* NeverMyFault: Several moments in the story have Goddamned Batman repeatedly blame Dick Grayson, age 12, Grayson for coming into his life and becoming his sidekick, [[SelfServingMemory completely ignoring the fact]] that he's the one who abducted the boy against his will in the first place.



* StalkerWithoutACrush: Batman says he'd been scoping out Dick Grayson, age 12, as a sidekick for ''months'' before his parents were even killed.

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* StalkerWithoutACrush: Batman says he'd been scoping out Dick Grayson, age 12, Grayson as a sidekick for ''months'' before his parents were even killed.



** A lot of these issues come up. The series goes over two or three nights, depending on how you look at it, yet Miller seems to forget this since the books took so long to come out. Especially in issue nine. Batman arranges a meeting with Hal Jordan 'in twelve hours' in issue eight; yet in issue nine, Batman is reminiscing about multiple training sessions and Dick Grayson, age 12, being in the cave with him for weeks. Also, apparently an entire clinic was bribed, Dick made a press conference and then they could paint an entire apartment yellow with "nearly an hour to spare" before Jordan arrived for his meeting twelve hours since issue eight.

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** A lot of these issues come up. The series goes over two or three nights, depending on how you look at it, yet Miller seems to forget this since the books took so long to come out. Especially in issue nine. Batman arranges a meeting with Hal Jordan 'in twelve hours' in issue eight; yet in issue nine, Batman is reminiscing about multiple training sessions and Dick Grayson, age 12, Grayson being in the cave with him for weeks. Also, apparently an entire clinic was bribed, Dick made a press conference and then they could paint an entire apartment yellow with "nearly an hour to spare" before Jordan arrived for his meeting twelve hours since issue eight.

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* PetTheDog: Batman taking Robin to his parents' graves to allow him to properly grieve.

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* PetTheDog: Batman taking Robin to his parents' graves to allow him to properly grieve. He also shows compassion to Catwoman when he finds her injured.
* PoliticallyIncorrectHero: In addition to calling Dick retarded, Batman dismissively refers to Wonder Woman as "the Wicked Witch of the Island of Lesbos".
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* BloodKnight: Miller takes this side of Batman to an outrageous character breaking degree as Batman is literally burning criminals alive and then having sex with Black Canary because he feels ''so alive''.


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* SociopathicHero: This version of Batman actually takes pleasure in inflicting pain on criminals.

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* AmbiguousDisorder: It is clear through the story that this Batman is mentally sick, as he tends to overreact to nearly everything with extreme violence, even the smallest sign of provocation.



* PetTheDog: Batman taking Robin to his parents' graves to allow him to properly grieve.



* SelfPlagiarism: Batman kicks a police officer through through the windshield of a police car, a feat previously pulled off by Marv in Miller's ''ComicBook/SinCity''.



* TakeThat: Frank Miller has stated in interviews that he thinks Green Lantern is worthless, ''and it shows''. Which is curious, [[FlipFlopOfGod considering he wrote Hal as arguably the noblest character]] in ComicBook/TheDarkKnightStrikesAgain.
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The original ''ComicBook/AllStarDCComics'' title. Ran from 2005 until 2008. When DC announced the book it was widely anticipated as Creator/FrankMiller's return to the site of two of his greatest books -- ''ComicBook/BatmanTheDarkKnightReturns'' and ''ComicBook/BatmanYearOne'' -- with a story illustrated by Jim Lee. The story that came out certainly became popular, but not for any of the reasons that the publisher could have anticipated.

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The original ''ComicBook/AllStarDCComics'' title. Ran from 2005 until 2008. When DC announced the book it was widely anticipated as Creator/FrankMiller's return to the site of two of his greatest books -- ''ComicBook/BatmanTheDarkKnightReturns'' and ''ComicBook/BatmanYearOne'' -- with a story illustrated by Jim Lee.Creator/JimLee. The story that came out certainly became popular, but not for any of the reasons that the publisher could have anticipated.
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** In this series, Batman is depicted as enjoying violence and inflicting pain, in contrast to his usual depiction. Then there's his treatment of Dick Grayson.

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** In this series, Batman is depicted as enjoying violence and inflicting pain, in contrast to his usual depiction. Then there's his treatment of Dick Grayson.Grayson, age 12.



** Frank Miller specifically made a point of having artist Jim Lee draw a detailed shot of Vicki Vale's ass. As rendered in the script: "[[PerverseSexualLust Okay, I'm shameless, let's go for the ASS SHOT]]" (caps in original).

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** Frank Miller specifically made a point of having artist Jim Lee draw a detailed shot of Vicki Vale's ass. As rendered in the script: "[[PerverseSexualLust Okay, Jim, I'm shameless, let's go for the ASS SHOT]]" (caps in original).
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* PeepingTom: Happens when Jimmy Olsen visits Vicki Vale in the hospital. The reader is [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment repeatedly informed by the narration boxes]] that Jimmy doesn't watch, but he is [[UnreliableNarrator clearly shown turning his head]] near the bottom of the page.

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* PeepingTom: ThePeepingTom: Happens when Jimmy Olsen visits Vicki Vale in the hospital. The reader is [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment repeatedly informed by the narration boxes]] that Jimmy doesn't watch, but he is [[UnreliableNarrator clearly shown turning his head]] near the bottom of the page.
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* {{Hypocrite}}: Batman challenges Dick Grayson, age twelve, to prove he's either "an avenger or a detective" by killing Jocko Boy, the man who murdered his parents. While Bruce is pleased when Dick spares him and ostensibly chooses "detective", Batmans' crime-fighting methods include setting criminals on fire with thermite and bleach, poisonining criminals, and smashing through police barricades. Not only does he strain the plausibility that he actually sticks to [[ThouShaltNotKill Batman's typical one rule]], but it's highly unlikely that if he ever got his hands on him, that he would show his parents' murderer the same mercy that Dick shows his.

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* {{Hypocrite}}: Batman challenges Dick Grayson, age twelve, to prove he's either "an avenger or a detective" by killing Jocko Boy, the man who murdered his parents. While Bruce is pleased when Dick spares him and ostensibly chooses "detective", Batmans' crime-fighting methods include setting criminals on fire with thermite and bleach, poisonining poisoning criminals, and smashing through police barricades. Not only does he strain the plausibility that he actually sticks to [[ThouShaltNotKill Batman's typical one rule]], but it's highly unlikely that if he ever got his hands on him, that he would show his parents' murderer the same mercy that Dick shows his.



* ImmediateSelfContradiction: Not exactly immediate, but in one issue, the Goddamn Batman calls Green Lantern a moron, then soon after says Green Lantern is a great man.
** He also laments revealing one of his safehouses to GL and dismisses it as no loss because he has so many, all in one thought balloon.

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* ImmediateSelfContradiction: Not exactly immediate, but in one issue, the Goddamn Batman calls Green Lantern a moron, then soon after says Green Lantern is a great man.
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man. He also laments revealing one of his safehouses to GL and dismisses it as no loss because he has so many, all in one thought balloon.balloon.
* INeverToldYouMyName: Green Lantern gets shocked when Batman causally calls him Jordan.
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* LikesClarkKentHatesSuperman: In her very first appearance, Vicki Vale complains about Batman, saying that Gotham deserves a better resident superhero... then talks about how at least Gotham has Bruce Wayne, whom she describes as "rich as Howard Hughes" and "hot as the Sun".
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* HaveAGayOldTime: "Queer" ''did'' originally mean strange, as the word is used in this comic, and in the original comics, Batman taking in Robin ''did'' occur in TheForties (which is when that story was written.) However, there's no sign that this comic is supposed to take place so long ago, so that's really no excuse.

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* HaveAGayOldTime: "Queer" ''did'' originally mean strange, as the word is used in this comic, and in the original comics, Batman taking in Robin ''did'' occur in TheForties (which is when that story was written.) written). However, there's no sign that this comic is supposed to take place so long ago, so that's really no excuse.
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* InTheHood: Dick's first costume has one, and he wants to be called "Hood" (after Robin Hood, since he also has a bow and arrows). But Batman just pulls the hood down over his face to show how impractical it is, and declares he is "Robin".
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* TheLopsidedArmOfTheLaw: Used to demonstrate how absurdly crooked the GCPD is -- they deploy death squads and have a standing KillOnSight order on Batman (they even outfit their ''[[CrooksAreBetterArmed highway patrolmen with Uzis]]'') and have no problem trying to beat to death [[WouldHurtAChild a little kid (Dick)]] for insisting that he got a good look at the man who ''shot Dick's parents right in front of him''.
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* EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor: The Joker as is usual of him, but in a very marked difference it's the "''no'' sense of humor" variation.

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The original ''ComicBook/AllStarDCComics'' title. Ran from 2005 until 2008. When DC announced the book it was widely anticipated as Creator/FrankMiller's return to the site of two of his greatest books -- ''ComicBook/BatmanTheDarkKnightReturns'' and ''ComicBook/BatmanYearOne'', this time with the tale of Robin's origin, and illustrated by Jim Lee. The story that came out certainly became popular, but not for any of the reasons that the publisher could have anticipated.

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The original ''ComicBook/AllStarDCComics'' title. Ran from 2005 until 2008. When DC announced the book it was widely anticipated as Creator/FrankMiller's return to the site of two of his greatest books -- ''ComicBook/BatmanTheDarkKnightReturns'' and ''ComicBook/BatmanYearOne'', this time ''ComicBook/BatmanYearOne'' -- with the tale of Robin's origin, and a story illustrated by Jim Lee. The story that came out certainly became popular, but not for any of the reasons that the publisher could have anticipated.
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Frank Miller has described the story as a distant prequel to ''The Dark Knight Returns'', showcasing how Batman met and recruited Robin in his war against crime -- or rather, how he kidnapped the boy shortly after his parents died right in front of him. Along the way, Batman meets a number of the other heroes of the DC Universe, who are left at a loss for words at his radical approach to stopping crime.
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The original ''ComicBook/AllStarDCComics'' title. Ran from 2005 until 2008. When DC announced the book it was widely anticipated as Creator/FrankMiller's return to the site of two of his greatest books -- ''ComicBook/BatmanTheDarkKnightReturns'' and ''ComicBook/BatmanYearOne'', this time with the tale of Robin's origin, and illustrated by Jim Lee.

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The original ''ComicBook/AllStarDCComics'' title. Ran from 2005 until 2008. When DC announced the book it was widely anticipated as Creator/FrankMiller's return to the site of two of his greatest books -- ''ComicBook/BatmanTheDarkKnightReturns'' and ''ComicBook/BatmanYearOne'', this time with the tale of Robin's origin, and illustrated by Jim Lee.
Lee. The story that came out certainly became popular, but not for any of the reasons that the publisher could have anticipated.
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* SkewedPriorities: Donna Gugina not knowing the Joker is a violent criminal? Fair enough, it is the early days of the character's history and he's not as infamous. Her not reacting to him admitting to trying to kill people? She's more concerned that he's not very funny.
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* CoversAlwaysLie: Issue 8 shows the Joker holding Batman's cowl. In the issue itself, Batman never even meets the Joker, much less fight him, and if said cover was supposed to be {{Foreshadowing}}, it went nowhere for reasons mentioned below.

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* CoversAlwaysLie: Issue 8 shows the Joker holding Batman's cowl. In the issue itself, Batman never even meets the Joker, much less fight him, nor does Batman take off his cowl, and if said cover was supposed to be {{Foreshadowing}}, it went nowhere for reasons mentioned below.
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* {{Jerkass}}: Everybody but Superman, Alfred and Robin is some kind of a jerkass.

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* {{Jerkass}}: Everybody but Superman, Alfred Alfred, and Robin is some kind of a jerkass.
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* {{Hypocrite}}: Batman challenges Dick Grayson, age twelve, to prove he's either "an avenger or a detective" by killing Jocko Boy, the man who murdered his parents. While Bruce is pleased when Dick spares him and ostensibly chooses "detective", Batmans' crime-fighting methods include setting criminals on fire with thermite and bleach, poisonining criminals, and smashing through police barricades. Not only does he strain the plausibility that he actually sticks to [[ThouShaltNotKill Batman's typical one rule]], but it's highly unlikely that if he ever got his hands on him, that he would show his parents' murderer the same mercy that Dick shows his.
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* ChuckCunninghamSyndrome: An odd example occurs with Green Arrow, since although the story takes place ''before'' ''The Dark Knight Returns'', it features several notable characters from said story (Superman, Catwoman, the Joker, Bruno), yet Oliver Queen himself is nowhere to be seen[[note]]unless the random patron from Black Canary's bar that resembles him is supposed to be him[[/note]]. This is strange, especially when one considers that characters who didn't appear until ''The Dark Knight Strikes Again'' (Wonder Woman, Plastic Man) get rather prominent roles in this story.

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* ChuckCunninghamSyndrome: An odd example occurs with Green Arrow, since although the story takes place ''before'' ''The Dark Knight Returns'', it features several notable characters from said story (Superman, Catwoman, the Joker, Bruno), yet Oliver Queen himself is nowhere to be seen[[note]]unless the random patron from Black Canary's bar that resembles him is supposed to be him[[/note]].him...although that's unlikely, considering it's never established if she can use her [[MakeMeWannaShout Canary Cry]], and Oliver is a relatively good unarmed fighter, yet she lays the patron out like it's nothing[[/note]]. This is strange, especially when one considers that characters who didn't appear until ''The Dark Knight Strikes Again'' (Wonder Woman, Plastic Man) get rather prominent roles in this story.
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** [[http://www.i-mockery.com/comics/longbox7/default.php The Goddamn Batmobile is also a Goddamn Delorean]]:
--->'''Linkara:''' "[[WritersCannotDoMath Fifteen hours ago]]". That means one of two things. Clark Kent either drank this carton of milk fifteen hours before [[OverlyLongGag Dick Grayson, age 12]], was kidnapped by Batman, and thus it is a magical prescient carton of milk, OR it's actually been a long enough ride in the Batmobile for Dick to have been reported missing, for his name to get to the missing persons groups, for them to submit his information to the milk company, for the milk company to print the cartons, distribute the cartons, and then for Clark Kent to go to the grocery store and buy the carton of milk. Let's see, by my rough estimate, that means that Batman and Dick have been on the way to the Batcave for, oh, about FIVE FUCKING WEEKS now.

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** As Website/IMockery put it, [[http://www.i-mockery.com/comics/longbox7/default.php The Goddamn Batmobile is also a Goddamn Delorean]]:
--->'''Linkara:'''
Delorean]].
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"[[WritersCannotDoMath Fifteen hours ago]]". That means one of two things. Clark Kent either drank this carton of milk fifteen hours before [[OverlyLongGag Dick Grayson, age 12]], was kidnapped by Batman, and thus it is a magical prescient carton of milk, OR it's actually been a long enough ride in the Batmobile for Dick to have been reported missing, for his name to get to the missing persons groups, for them to submit his information to the milk company, for the milk company to print the cartons, distribute the cartons, and then for Clark Kent to go to the grocery store and buy the carton of milk. Let's see, by my rough estimate, that means that Batman and Dick have been on the way to the Batcave for, oh, about FIVE FUCKING WEEKS now.

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*HaveAGayOldTime: "Queer" ''did'' originally mean strange, as the word is used in this comic, and in the original comics, Batman taking in Robin ''did'' occur in TheForties (which is when that story was written.) However, there's no sign that this comic is supposed to take place so long ago, so that's really no excuse.



**He also laments revealing one of his safehouses to GL and dismisses it as no loss because he has so many, all in one thought balloon.



* SceneryPorn: One of the few good, not SoBadItsGood, things about the series.

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* SceneryPorn: One of the few good, not SoBadItsGood, things about the series. Though he can't do anything about the terrible writing, Jim Lee [[TookTheBadFilmSeriously took the bad comic seriously]] and turned in some truly amazing work.



** This is probably because Frank Miller is utilizing non-linear storytelling. Sometimes it's hard to keep track of all the "11 hours earlier" in the same issue.

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** This is probably because Frank Miller is utilizing non-linear storytelling. Sometimes it's hard to keep track of all the "11 hours earlier" in the same issue. (Also, it's downright impossible to tell if "11 hours ago" means 11 hours before the previous scene which was "5 hours ago" or 11 hours before ''now'' - whenever "now" is. Which makes you wonder the point of all the hopping around in the first place, as it only serves to confuse things.
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* KudzuPlot: The DrivingQuestion of the series is who had Dick's parents murdered, and when it's revealed to be the Joker, the question becomes why, and along the way Dick becomes Batman's sidekick as Robin. Not only do we never learn why his parents were murdered, there are no hints as to why either. Along the way we get Black Canary and Batgirl being inspired to take up vigilantism by Batman, the Justice League contacting him and Batman stealing Green Lantern's Power Ring, the Joker hatching some unknown scheme with Catwoman that apparently involves her being brutalized and left for the police to find and direct Batman to, and some subplot involving the police of Gotham being corrupt and wanting to silence Dick from speaking out about the murders. Even with the series being CutShort, it's questionable how all of these plotlines could have been wrapped up in a satisfactory manner in just two more issues.
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*HeelRealization: Batman actually seems to be on the way to one of these for a moment, but dismisses it and we're right back to crazy town for the rest of the series.
--->'''Batman:''' What am I doing to this kid? [[IronicEcho Who the hell do I think I am]]?"

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