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-->'''Hunger:''' We didn't always hate the Horsemen, you know. In fact, we used to love them. We were born from them. We looked up to them. And like all children, our first instinct was to become like them. As I understand it, children often grow to resent their parents because of the part of them they see in themselves. Sadly, with the Horsemen, it was the other way around. After that night, they resented the part of them they saw in us. Feared it, even. So they turned us away. They said they were setting us free, but we all knew better. It crushed us. Hatred worst of all. The truth is, we didn't know what to do without them. Fulfilling the prophecy was all we knew. So we went on with the plan. Unfortunately, none of us were strong enough to push humanity over the edge. Once the Horsemen were gone, what was supposed to be the final World War turned into an era of petty feuds and nonviolent ideological conflicts. The bombs never flew. Hatred was humiliated. He kept saying we just weren't ready yet, that we had to evolve, to become stronger, strong enough to finish the job once and for all. But Fever and I knew his thirst for power would never be satisfied. So we all went our separate ways. To our own little corners of the world, far out of the Horsemen's footsteps. And yet, no matter how far we got, or how much we changed... We never forgot. Destiny can be a terrible thing, little man. It's like trying to outrun your own shadow. One way or another, it still catches up to you.

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-->'''Hunger:''' We didn't always hate the Horsemen, you know. In fact, we used to love them. We were born from them. We looked up to them. And like all children, our first instinct was to become like them. As I understand it, children often grow to resent their parents because of the part of them they see in themselves. Sadly, with the Horsemen, it was the other way around. After that night, they resented the part of them they saw in us. Feared it, even. So they turned us away. They said they were setting us free, but we all knew better. It crushed us. Hatred worst of all. The truth is, we didn't know what to do without them. Fulfilling the prophecy was all we knew. So we went on with the plan. Unfortunately, none of us were strong enough to push humanity over the edge. Once the Horsemen were gone, what was supposed to be the final World War turned into an era of petty feuds and nonviolent ideological conflicts. The bombs never flew. Hatred was humiliated. He kept saying we just weren't ready yet, that we had to evolve, to become stronger, strong enough to finish the job once and for all. But Fever and I knew his thirst for power would never be satisfied. So we all went our separate ways. To our own little corners of the world, far out of the Horsemen's footsteps. And yet, no matter how far we got, or how much we changed... We never forgot. Destiny can be a terrible thing, little man. It's like trying to outrun your own shadow. One way or another, it still catches up to you.\\
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* ''Webcomic/ApocalypticHorseplay'': Occurs twice.
-->'''Babel:''' We call him the Husher. A nameless and faceless creature my Order was able to bring into the fold of our Lord... Where his dangerous abilities may finally serve the greater good.\\
'''Angela:''' Yeah sure, that's brilliant. Except I only asked where the creep went, and I wasn't bloody asking you.
-->'''Hunger:''' We didn't always hate the Horsemen, you know. In fact, we used to love them. We were born from them. We looked up to them. And like all children, our first instinct was to become like them. As I understand it, children often grow to resent their parents because of the part of them they see in themselves. Sadly, with the Horsemen, it was the other way around. After that night, they resented the part of them they saw in us. Feared it, even. So they turned us away. They said they were setting us free, but we all knew better. It crushed us. Hatred worst of all. The truth is, we didn't know what to do without them. Fulfilling the prophecy was all we knew. So we went on with the plan. Unfortunately, none of us were strong enough to push humanity over the edge. Once the Horsemen were gone, what was supposed to be the final World War turned into an era of petty feuds and nonviolent ideological conflicts. The bombs never flew. Hatred was humiliated. He kept saying we just weren't ready yet, that we had to evolve, to become stronger, strong enough to finish the job once and for all. But Fever and I knew his thirst for power would never be satisfied. So we all went our separate ways. To our own little corners of the world, far out of the Horsemen's footsteps. And yet, no matter how far we got, or how much we changed... We never forgot. Destiny can be a terrible thing, little man. It's like trying to outrun your own shadow. One way or another, it still catches up to you.
'''Oscar:''' Mate, when I asked "What is wrong with you"... That was a rhetorical question.
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* ''Webcomic/DiaryOfAWimpyKid'': Greg's Aunt Cakey doesn't like kids, but she does buy them some legos to play with. She then glues the legos into a solid brick so they can't be scattered around.
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** When Winslow starts talking as though Faye was his therapist, despite her repeatedly saying she's not one, she instead tries telling him that she charges $1500 per minute. He says nobody's going to pay that, missing that this is exactly what she ''wants'' to happen.

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** When Winslow a random AI wanders into Union Robotics starts talking as though to Faye was as if she were his therapist, despite her repeatedly saying she's not one, she instead tries telling him that she charges $1500 per minute. He says protests that nobody's going to pay that, missing that this is exactly what she ''wants'' to happen.
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** When Winslow starts talking as though Faye was his therapist, despite her repeatedly saying she's not one, she instead tries telling him that she charges $1500 per minute. He says nobody's going to pay that, missing that this is exactly what she ''wants'' to happen.
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** Hoffmann, who is deeply in love with the woman he's supposed to marry, but is too clueless to realise she feels the same way, asks Agatha if she thinks Larana and his brother Aldin "like" each other. Agatha, who is admittedly slightly distracted, assures him they definitely do and is genuinely baffled that this doesn't make him feel better -- does he want to marry someone his brother ''dislikes''?
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'''Thief:''' He's not wrong, you know.

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'''Thief:''' He's not wrong, you know.[[note]]His role in the broader conversation is actually DumbassHasAPoint [=and/or=] TooDumbToFool because the visible sky castle actually ''is'' what they're looking for; the "invisible" part was made up by the arc antagonist to trick Black Mage into [[TooDumbToLive dismounting her in mid-air]].[[/note]]
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* ''Webcomic/CrossTimeCafe'': The engineers visit an amusement park's [[http://www.hirezfox.com/neoctc/d/20220907.html bumper-car ride]] and start [[WorkAHolic redesigning the ride]].
-->'''Engineers:''' ... lidar or radar ... collision-avoidance ... reactive bumpers ... [=AI-guidance=]\\
'''Kathy:''' Aw, '''C'mon''', guys!!! They're '''supposed''' to bump into each other!
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* [[EthicalSlut Joe]] from ''Webcomic/DumbingOfAge'' stats rating Danny's ex-girlfriend who had just broken up with him. [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2010/comic/book-1/01-move-in-day/seven/ He misconstrues Danny's distraught face completely.]]

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* [[EthicalSlut Joe]] from ''Webcomic/DumbingOfAge'' stats starts rating Danny's ex-girlfriend who had just broken up with him. [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2010/comic/book-1/01-move-in-day/seven/ He misconstrues Danny's distraught face completely.]]
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* After Rod of ''Webcomic/StickInTheMud'' asks why [[DidWeJustHaveTeaWithCthulhu monsters from hell are drinking beer with him]] while humans wrecked his bar, he completely misses the point of [[HornyDevils Lamias]] explanation.

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* After Rod of ''Webcomic/StickInTheMud'' asks why [[DidWeJustHaveTeaWithCthulhu monsters from hell are drinking beer with him]] while humans wrecked his bar, he completely misses the point of [[HornyDevils Lamias]] Lamias explanation.
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* In ''Webcomic/TeamFortress2'''s comic storyline "Meet the Director", the group obtains a picture of Heavy sleeping, with his favourite gun in a tiny bed beside his bed.
-->"That's pretty embarrassing."\\
"Yes. I must buy [[ICallItVera Sasha]] better bed."

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* In ''Webcomic/QuarterLifeCrisis'' #6, Jodie walks in on Ben lying naked in bed with his girlfriend Lisa to ask him how to beat a part in a video game. He answers her and she walks back out. Ben doesn't get why Lisa is bewildered.

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* In ''Webcomic/QuarterLifeCrisis'' #6, Jodie walks in on Ben is lying naked in bed with his girlfriend Lisa when Jodie walks in to ask him how to beat a part in a video game. He answers her and she walks back out. Ben doesn't get why Lisa is bewildered.
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* [[http://explosm.net/comics/1583/ See this]] ''Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness'' strip. ''Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness'' '''loves''' this joke.
** In one of their [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWvBxIEgL44 shorts]], a man runs over his friend and his reaction is, "[[OhCrap OH SHIT!]] I forgot the ice."

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* [[http://explosm.net/comics/1583/ See this]] ''Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness'' strip. ''Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness'' '''loves''' this joke.
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''Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness'': In one of their [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWvBxIEgL44 shorts]], a man runs over his friend and his reaction is, "[[OhCrap OH SHIT!]] I forgot the ice.""
%%** [[http://explosm.net/comics/1583/ See this]] strip. ''Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness'' '''loves''' this joke.



* ''ComicStrip/ThePerryBibleFellowship'': [[http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF071-Weeaboo.gif "Did someone just say 'Weeaboo?'"]]



* ''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal'' does this about ONCE EVERY FOUR STRIPS.

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* %%* ''Webcomic/SaturdayMorningBreakfastCereal'' does this about ONCE EVERY FOUR STRIPS.



* In ''Webcomic/{{Sinfest}}'', [[http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=4121 Baby Blue hauls Crimney off the coach, threatens him, declares she is only sparing him because of Fuschia, and threatens destruction if he hurts her]]. Squidley's reaction: he shouldn't jump off [[SkySurfing a moving vehicle.]]



* ''Webcomic/SuicideForHire'': [[http://suicideforhire.comicgenesis.com/d/20051102.html Mitch confronts Autumn]].
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* In ''Webcomic/{{Silenziosa}}'', when Alissabetta is dismayed at being presented with an array of tools for assassination rather than dressmaking, King Charles talks up the exquisite high quality of the implements, not to mention their presentation box.

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** two guys being held captive on an island. Their cunning escape plan involves [[http://mountaincomics.com/2012/03/06/mountain-time-338/ using their boat to kill their captor so they can float home on his corpse.]]

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** two Two guys being held captive on an island. Their cunning escape plan involves [[http://mountaincomics.com/2012/03/06/mountain-time-338/ using their boat to kill their captor so they can float home on his corpse.]]



* ''Webcomic/MyMammaIsInBurnedIsOut'': One of the science lovers supports the use of "Burned" because his posts keep being called coal and coal burns, so it must be good. However, in the "Gem/Coal" rating system, the latter is considered negative.



* In ''{{WebComic/Oglaf}}'', a mugger tries to shake down a traveler.
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** In [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3227 this]] strip, Clinton is explaining to Claire that their mother is having sex with a younger man--and he then comments that he found this out because he was in a bar when it caught fire and burned down, and he needed a place to stay, so he went to their mother's house in the middle of the night. Claire quite reasonably points out his [[Main/SkewedPriorities skewed priorities]]: He was in a ''fire'', and what he wants to tell her is that their mother is getting laid?!

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** In [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3227 this]] strip, Clinton is explaining to Claire that their mother is having sex with a younger man--and he then comments that he found this out because he was in a bar when it caught fire and burned down, and he needed a place to stay, so he went to their mother's house in the middle of the night. Claire quite reasonably points out his [[Main/SkewedPriorities [[SkewedPriorities skewed priorities]]: He was in a ''fire'', and what he wants to tell her is that their mother is getting laid?!

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* In ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'', when Dora first sees a shrink, she complains to Faye that they spent the whole session on small talk and never got round to actually discussing her problems. They ''actually'' spent it talking about her relationship with her brother, which is one of her issues.

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* In ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'', when ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'':
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Dora first sees a shrink, she complains to Faye that they spent the whole session on small talk and never got round to actually discussing her problems. They ''actually'' spent it talking about her relationship with her brother, which is one of her issues.issues.
** In [[https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3227 this]] strip, Clinton is explaining to Claire that their mother is having sex with a younger man--and he then comments that he found this out because he was in a bar when it caught fire and burned down, and he needed a place to stay, so he went to their mother's house in the middle of the night. Claire quite reasonably points out his [[Main/SkewedPriorities skewed priorities]]: He was in a ''fire'', and what he wants to tell her is that their mother is getting laid?!
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* In ''Webcomic/QuarterLifeCrisis'' #6, Jodie walks in on Ben lying naked in bed with his girlfriend Lisa to ask him how to beat a part in a video game. He answers her and she walks back out. Ben doesn't get why Lisa is bewildered.
-->'''Lisa:''' Did... did your sexy roommate just walk in on us to ask for advice about a videogame?\\
'''Ben:''' Well I've beaten it before.

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* [[http://bobandgeorge.com/archives/051216c This]] ''Webcomic/BobAndGeorge'' strip. Focus on the [[TemporalParadox time travel]], dammit!

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* %%* [[http://bobandgeorge.com/archives/051216c This]] ''Webcomic/BobAndGeorge'' strip. Focus on the [[TemporalParadox time travel]], dammit!



* In ''Webcomic/DorkTower'' we have [[http://www.dorktower.com/2006/06/09/comics-archive-793/ missing the point entirely.]]

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* %%* In ''Webcomic/DorkTower'' we have [[http://www.dorktower.com/2006/06/09/comics-archive-793/ missing the point entirely.]]



* In ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'', Tedd misses it [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2007-08-17 here]].

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* %%* In ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'', Tedd misses it [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2007-08-17 here]].



* Ben Winchester from ''Webcomic/{{Loserz}}'' meets and befriends a girl who's much like his old (platonic) friend Jodie -- a bisexual girl hot for AnythingThatMoves. The conclusion he jumps to...see for yourself [[http://the-qlc.com/loserz/go/303 here]] and [[http://the-qlc.com/loserz/go/318 here.]]

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* %%* Ben Winchester from ''Webcomic/{{Loserz}}'' meets and befriends a girl who's much like his old (platonic) friend Jodie -- a bisexual girl hot for AnythingThatMoves. The conclusion he jumps to...see for yourself [[http://the-qlc.com/loserz/go/303 here]] and [[http://the-qlc.com/loserz/go/318 here.]]]]
* ''Webcomic/{{Maximumble}}'': In "Werewolf", a vampire overhears a werewolf mocking vampires. The vampire is just confused as to why the werewolf keeps saying the word "neck". [[note]]None of the characters have necks. [[/note]]



* One ''Webcomic/MountainTime'' comic has two guys being held captive on an island. Their cunning escape plan involves [[http://mountaincomics.com/2012/03/06/mountain-time-338/ using their boat to kill their captor so they can float home on his corpse.]]
** Another deals with a man being forced to [[http://mountaincomics.com/2014/02/06/mountain-time-531/ open a tin can at gunpoint.]] That's not why he thinks his attacker is weird, though.
** And [[http://mountaincomics.com/2014/03/27/mountain-time-545/ here]] we meet a guy who can't grasp the intricacies of a murder-suicide.
** Here we have a character who [[http://mountaincomics.com/comic/mt647/ can't quite figure out why she's sick.]]

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* One ''Webcomic/MountainTime'' comic has ''Webcomic/MountainTime'':
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two guys being held captive on an island. Their cunning escape plan involves [[http://mountaincomics.com/2012/03/06/mountain-time-338/ using their boat to kill their captor so they can float home on his corpse.]]
** Another deals with a A man being is forced to [[http://mountaincomics.com/2014/02/06/mountain-time-531/ open a tin can at gunpoint.]] That's not why he thinks his attacker is weird, though.
** %%** And [[http://mountaincomics.com/2014/03/27/mountain-time-545/ here]] we meet a guy who can't grasp the intricacies of a murder-suicide.
** %%** Here we have a character who [[http://mountaincomics.com/comic/mt647/ can't quite figure out why she's sick.]]



** In [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0607.html another example]], when Haley and her rival were forced to go on thieves's guild missions, Haley would remove the pickles from her sandwiches. Her rival assumed that she was PHYSICALLY WEAK to them, and later attacks Haley by pelting her with pickles. It helps that said rival is a complete and total idiot.

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** In When Haley and her rival [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0607.html another example]], when Haley and her rival were forced to go on thieves's guild missions, missions]], Haley would remove the pickles from her sandwiches. Her rival assumed that she was PHYSICALLY WEAK to them, and later attacks Haley by pelting her with pickles. It helps that said rival is a complete and total idiot.
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* In ''Webcomic/WelcomeToThePharmacy'', one client comes in with his head having burst into a mutated, bug-like monstrosity mere minutes before the pharmacy opened - and complains about how his headache so bad, he feels like his head is going to explode.
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* ''Webcomic/PracticeMakesPerfect'':
** Jess asks Addy if [[https://pmp.kemono.cafe/comic/title-003/ he feels comfortable]] about being treated by a surgeon who consulted Website/{{YouTube}} videos for instructions. Addy says that depends how many views the video has.
** Jess can also fall victim to this. She tells Addy that she is [[https://pmp.kemono.cafe/comic/title-013/ into classical music]] and then goes to the music store to see if Mozart has any new albums available.
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** ''xkcd'' also provides [[http://xkcd.com/asmarterplanet/ another example]], that, coincidentally, also focuses on squirrels.

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** ''xkcd'' also provides [[http://xkcd.com/asmarterplanet/ [[https://xkcd.com/2186/ another example]], that, coincidentally, also focuses on squirrels.

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* In [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0946.html this]] ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids'' strip. Jim as Han is desperately trying to think of a way to warm Luke up, and no matter how much the DM emphasises the warmth emanating from the Tauntaun's body, he remains obsessed with using the laser sword to set something on fire. Eventually he decides to they can camp out in the Tauntaun hide overnight... and he can try to set things on fire again in the morning.

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* In [[http://darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0946.html this]] This]] ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids'' strip. strip shows just one of many examples of Jim's logic when he's got his mind firmly set on the wrong thing. Jim as Han Solo is desperately trying to think of a way to warm Luke up, and no matter how much the DM emphasises the warmth emanating from the Tauntaun's body, he remains obsessed with using the laser sword to set something on fire. Eventually he decides to they can camp out in the Tauntaun hide overnight... and he can try to set things on fire again in the morning.
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* In [[http://ghastly.keenspace.com/d/20050911.html one]] of the least NSFW (but not least disturbing) pages of ''Webcomic/GhastlysGhastlyComic'', Freddy misses the point of ''ComicBook/ChickTracts'' and decides to help the Chick Boy...
--> [[GratuitousJapanese Baka Ecchi Mizu-Boy's Manga Is Too Angry]]. Freddy Fix It {{Genki|Girl}} Style!
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** XKCD also provides [[http://xkcd.com/asmarterplanet/ another example]], that, coincidentally, also focuses on squirrels.
** Another XKCD example:
-->''[[http://xkcd.com/1014/ "Can anyone tell me what's wrong with this picture?"]]''\\
''The white balance, for one.''\\
''Focus is a bit too close.''\\
''The chromatic aberration suggests you bought your camera because it had "the most megapixels"''\\
'''THE CAR IS ON FIRE!'''

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** XKCD ''xkcd'' also provides [[http://xkcd.com/asmarterplanet/ another example]], that, coincidentally, also focuses on squirrels.
** Another XKCD example:
-->''[[http://xkcd.-->'''Megan:''' [[http://xkcd.com/1014/ "Can Can anyone tell me what's wrong with this picture?"]]''\\
''The
picture?]]\\
'''Cueball:''' The
white balance, for one.''\\
''Focus
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'''Danish:''' Focus
is a bit too close.''\\
''The
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'''Black Hat Guy:''' The
chromatic aberration suggests you bought your camera because it had "the most megapixels"''\\
megapixels".\\
'''Megan:'''
'''THE CAR IS ON FIRE!'''
FIRE!'''\\
''(The AltText then has the three gleefully suggest setting Megan's replacement car on fire to give her a better shot.)''
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* ''Webcomic/BlurTheLines'' features a stip where Rick Rick is kicked out of a ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' round because he keeps trying "bluff" has way into the pants of his fellow players; [[http://www.blur-the-lines.com/?p=216 he thinks they kicked him out just because he's gay]].

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* ''Webcomic/BlurTheLines'' features a stip where Rick Rick is kicked out of a ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' round because he keeps trying "bluff" has his way into the pants of his fellow players; [[http://www.blur-the-lines.com/?p=216 he thinks they kicked him out just because he's gay]].
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* [[EthicalSlut Joe]] from ''Webcomic/DumbingOfAge'' starts rating Danny's ex-girlfriend who had just broken up with him. [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2010/comic/book-1/01-move-in-day/seven/ He misconstrues Danny's distraught face completely.]]

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* [[EthicalSlut Joe]] from ''Webcomic/DumbingOfAge'' starts stats rating Danny's ex-girlfriend who had just broken up with him. [[http://www.dumbingofage.com/2010/comic/book-1/01-move-in-day/seven/ He misconstrues Danny's distraught face completely.]]



** Hilarious thing is, interpretations can go ''either'' way.

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** Hilarious Sad thing is, interpretations can ''can'' go ''either'' either way.



'''Minsk''': Uh huh. And how does alvays end?\\

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'''Minsk''': Uh huh. And how does do dose alvays end?\\



** [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20060320 Also...]] when the Baron finds out that the body he just finished regrowing ''isn't'' the girl he'd sent Dupree to capture/kill:

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** [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20060320 Also...]] Also,]] when the Baron finds out that the body he just finished regrowing ''isn't'' the girl he'd sent Dupree to capture/kill:



* Black from ''Webcomic/GreyIs'' does this from time to time, mainly because he has trouble understanding metaphors ands takes everything literally. For example, when White says that he's pondering the strength of the human heart, Black assumes he's talking about peoples actual hearts and tells him that mending a few cuts doesn't make him a doctor.

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* Black from ''Webcomic/GreyIs'' does this from time to time, mainly because he has trouble understanding metaphors ands and takes everything literally. For example, when White says that he's pondering the strength of the human heart, Black assumes he's talking about peoples people's actual hearts and tells him that mending a few cuts doesn't make him a doctor.



* Ben Winchester from ''Webcomic/{{Loserz}}'' meets and befriends a girl who's much like his old (platonic) friend Jodie -- a bisexual girl hot for AnythingThatMoves. The conclusion he makes... see for yourself [[http://the-qlc.com/loserz/go/303 here]] and [[http://the-qlc.com/loserz/go/318 here]].

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* Ben Winchester from ''Webcomic/{{Loserz}}'' meets and befriends a girl who's much like his old (platonic) friend Jodie -- a bisexual girl hot for AnythingThatMoves. The conclusion he makes... jumps to...see for yourself [[http://the-qlc.com/loserz/go/303 here]] and [[http://the-qlc.com/loserz/go/318 here]].here.]]



* One ''Webcomic/MountainTime'' comic has two guys being held captive on an island. Their cunning escape plan involves [[http://mountaincomics.com/2012/03/06/mountain-time-338/ using their boat to kill their captor so they can float home on his corpse]].
** Another deals with a man being forced to [[http://mountaincomics.com/2014/02/06/mountain-time-531/ open a tin can at gunpoint]]. That's not why he thinks his attacker is weird, though.

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* One ''Webcomic/MountainTime'' comic has two guys being held captive on an island. Their cunning escape plan involves [[http://mountaincomics.com/2012/03/06/mountain-time-338/ using their boat to kill their captor so they can float home on his corpse]].
corpse.]]
** Another deals with a man being forced to [[http://mountaincomics.com/2014/02/06/mountain-time-531/ open a tin can at gunpoint]]. gunpoint.]] That's not why he thinks his attacker is weird, though.
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** Sad thing is, interpretations ''can'' go either way.

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** Sad Hilarious thing is, interpretations ''can'' can go either ''either'' way.

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