History Characters / SpaceColony

* BareYourMidriff: Wears a short sleeve shirt that exposes her stomach.

A {{Jerkass}} extroardinaire who's high maintenance and mixed in skills.

* CasanovaWannabe

* OffOnATechnicality: former death row inmate

* CoolHat: Wears a massive cowboy hat, somehow managing to fit it under her helmet.

* TheHero: She's the main character and usually the one that pulls you through a mision.

* [[GrumpyOldMan Grumpy Old Woman]]

* [[EmotionlessGirl Emotionless Guy]]

%%[[WMG:Candy Simpson]]

%%A ValleyGirl brought in to -- well, do janitorial work and learn something.

%%[[WMG:Greg Chesterton]]

%%A {{Jerkass}} extroardinaire who's high maintenance and mixed in skills.

%%* CasanovaWannabe

%%* {{Jerkass}}

%%[[WMG:Barbara Leechworth]]

%%A former Vice President of Sales at Blackwater Industries, brought in to help the colony's general operations.

%%* [[GrumpyOldMan Grumpy Old Woman]]
%%* RichBitch

%%[[WMG:'Nailer' [=McBride=]]]

%%A ViolentGlaswegian brought in to help operate the team's heavy machinery and turret guns.

%%* BaldOfEvil
%%* OffOnATechnicality: former death row inmate
%%* ViolentGlaswegian

%%[[WMG:Nikolai Volkov]]

%%A Ukrainian man brought in to aid the team's biochemical and scientific endeavors.

%%* InsufferableGenius
%%* MadScientist
%%* NeatFreak: Like Dean, his priority need is cleanliness.

%%[[WMG:Ashia Green]]

%%A British woman and former athlete brought in after an injury ended her career. She is still quite athletic, being %%known as the sporty one of the team. She aids with a wide variety of duties, including turret operation.

%%* RetiredBadass: Involuntarily and prematurely, in her case.

%%[[WMG:Babette Devereux]]
%%A snobby French woman brought in for similar reasons as Candy.

%%* EvilCounterpart: To Candy, in some ways.
%%* FrenchJerk
%%* RichBitch: Even more so than Barbara.

%%* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
%%* [[EmotionlessGirl Emotionless Guy]]
%%* MeaningfulName: The only thing that satisfies his entertainment need seems to be the observatory, i.e. looking at the cosmos.

%%[[WMG:Slim]]

%%A middle class white New York City boy pretending to be a lower class black boy and gangster. An avid rap fan who begins with few skills but has the big advantage of using his skateboard to get around the base rather than walking, greatly adding to his speed.

%%* JiveTurkey
%%* OnlyOneName
%%* ParentalAbandonment
%%* PassFail: Hoo booooooy.
%%* PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy
%%* SatisfiedStreetRat: His attempted persona.
%%* ShoutOut: To [[Music/{{Eminem}} Slim Shady]], of course.

%%[[WMG:Bhoomi Sharma]]

%%An old Indian woman brought in as the team janitor and for moral support.

%%* CoolOldLady
%%* TeamMom

%%* GrumpyOldMan
%%* OldMaster

* AllBikersAreHellsAngels: Mostly averted, despite the look and some Nordic motorcycle gangs having connections to the Hell's Angels. The worst he gets up to

* CoolHat: Wears a massive cowboy hat, somehoe managing to fit it under her helmet.

%%* BunnyEarsLawyer: Hoo boy.
%%* JiveTurkey: He has mild elements of this.

%%* ActualPacifist
%%* GranolaGirl: And how!.
%%* NewAgeRetroHippie: Future Retro Hippie, in fact.

%%* DeepSouth
%%* GentleGiant

%%* DumbBlonde
%%* LikeIsLikeAComma
%%* TheDitz
%%* ValleyGirl

%%* JackOfAllStats: A weaker version thereof.

%%* CorruptCorporateExecutive

%%* BareYourMidriff
%%* TheHero

%%* BadassBiker

* DysfunctionJunction: She seems to have a combination of alcoholism and depression, as well as a tendency towards self destructive behaviour and lashing out against others. Her priority need is for social contact.

%%* TheAlcoholic

%%* BaldOfAwesome / BaldOfEvil

[[WMG:Captain Charles Wilmington]]

%%A middle class white New York City boy pretending to be a lower class black boy and gangster. An avid rap fan who begins with few skills but has the big advantage of using his skateboard to get around the base rather than walking, greatly addding to his speed.

* BareYourMidriff
* TheHero

* BadassBiker
* BadassMoustache

* TheAlcoholic

* BunnyEarsLawyer: Hoo boy.
* JiveTurkey: He has mild elements of this.

* ActualPacifist
* GranolaGirl: And how!.
* NewAgeRetroHippie: Future Retro Hippie, in fact.

* DeepSouth
* GentleGiant

[[WMG:Candy Simpson]]

A ValleyGirl brought in to -- well, do janitorial work and learn something.

* DumbBlonde
* LikeIsLikeAComma
* TheDitz
* ValleyGirl

* CoolOldGuy
* NoodleIncident: See above.
* OfficerAndAGentleman

* RetiredBadass
* TheGoodCaptain

[[WMG:Greg Chesterton]]

A {{Jerkass}} extroardinaire who's high maintenance and mixed in skills.

* CasanovaWannabe
* JackOfAllStats: A weaker version thereof.
* {{Jerkass}}

[[WMG:Barbara Leechworth]]

A former Vice President of Sales at Blackwater Industries, brought in to help the colony's general operations.

* CorruptCorporateExecutive
* [[GrumpyOldMan Grumpy Old Woman]]
* RichBitch

[[WMG:'Nailer' [=McBride=]]]

A ViolentGlaswegian brought in to help operate the team's heavy machinery and turret guns.

* BaldOfAwesome / BaldOfEvil
* OffOnATechnicality: former death row inmate
* ViolentGlaswegian

[[WMG:Nikolai Volkov]]

A Ukrainian man brought in to aid the team's biochemical and scientific endeavors.

* InsufferableGenius
* MadScientist
* NeatFreak: Like Dean, his priority need is cleanliness.

[[WMG:Ashia Green]]

A British woman and former athlete brought in after an injury ended her career. She is still quite athletic, being known as the sporty one of the team. She aids with a wide variety of duties, including turret operation.

* RetiredBadass: Involuntarily and prematurely, in her case.

[[WMG:Babette Devereux]]

A snobby French woman brought in for similar reasons as Candy.

* EvilCounterpart: To Candy, in some ways.
* FrenchJerk
* RichBitch: Even more so than Barbara.

* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
* [[EmotionlessGirl Emotionless Guy]]
* MeaningfulName: The only thing that satisfies his entertainment need seems to be the observatory, i.e. looking at the cosmos.

[[WMG:Slim]]

A middle class white New York City boy pretending to be a lower class black boy and gangster. An avid rap fan who begins with few skills but has the big advantage of using his skateboard to get around the base rather than walking, greatly addding to his speed.

* JiveTurkey
* OnlyOneName
* ParentalAbandonment
* PassFail: Hoo booooooy.
* PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy
* SatisfiedStreetRat: His attempted persona.
* ShoutOut: To [[Music/{{Eminem}} Slim Shady]], of course.

[[WMG:Bhoomi Sharma]]

An old Indian woman brought in as the team janitor and for moral support.

* CoolOldLady
* TeamMom

* GrumpyOldMan
* OldMaster

* TheMario

* TheMario

* AnOfficerAndAGentleman

* ShoutOut: To [[{{Eminem}} Slim Shady]], of course.

A Russian man brought in to aid the team's biochemical and scientific endeavors.

* RedheadedHero

* GameplayScrappy, TheScrappy: She starts with virtually no skills and requires cash to keep her entertained. Add that to her personality, and you have a scrappy.

* GameplayScrappy, TheScrappy: His personality, combined with his lesser-Mario style skills and high maintenance status, makes him disliked among fans.

* GameplayScrappy, TheScrappy: See Candy's entry. She is also very high maintenance, and social is her priority need.
* RichBitch: Even more so than Barbra.

* Jerkass

A {{Jerkass}} extroardinaire who's high maintenace and mixed in skills.

[[WMG:Barbra Leechworth]]

A Russian man brought in to aid the team's biochemical and scientific endeavours.

[[WMG:Broomi Sharma]]

* CripplingOverspecialization: He is excellent at botany and masterful at android making, but has little skill elsewhere, is slow to learn and is high maintenance.

A Greek man who was the victim of some unknown psychic attack: possibly from the Brainspawn., that rendered him emotionless and a {{Cloudcuckoolander}}. He starts with few skills, but is a good learner.

A Californian woman brought in to help with the colonies botany.

An American man from the DeepSouth brought in to help run the colonies space chicken farming operation.

* GameplayScrappy, TheScrappy (She starts with virtually no skills and requires cash to keep her entertained. Add that to her personality, and you have a scrappy.

* TwinTagTeam: Oh yeah. They work far better together than apart, and can satisfy each other's social needs effectively.

[[WMG:'Nailer' McBride]]

* TheMario: A weaker version thereof.

* [[EmotionlessGirl EmotionlessGuy]]

* OnlySaneMan (She's the only member of the team without some sort of personality defect or eccentricity)
* RedheadedHero
* TheMario (She starts with average levels in all basic skills, and lesser levels in some others)

* BigEater (His priority want is food)
* TheBigGuy (And it shows. Aside from him being a BigEater, he's also a good mechanic and turret operator)

* DysfunctionJunction (She seems to have a combination of alcoholism and depression, as well as a tendency towards self destructive behaviour and lashing out against others. Her priority need is for social contact)
* SmokingIsCool (Subverted. She's a protagonist, but smoking doesn't seem to help her problems)

* BunnyEarsLawyer (Hoo boy)
* JiveTurkey (He has mild elements of this)
* NeatFreak (To some extent, understandable, since he's a doctor. His priority need is cleanliness)
* TheMedic (Due to his background, he starts with the highest medical skills of any character in the game)

* GranolaGirl (And how!)
* NewAgeRetroHippie (Future Retro Hippie, in fact)

* IdiotSavant (Not exactly, but he is an extremely competent chicken farmer despite his otherwise dull nature.

A ValleyGirl brought in to.. well, do janitorial work and learn something.

* GameplayScrappy, TheScrappy (She starts with virtually no skills and requires cash to keep her entertained. Add that to her personality, and you have a scrappy)

* NoodleIncident (See above)

* GameplayScrappy, TheScrappy (His personality, combined with his lesser-Mario style skills and high maintenance status, makes him disliked among fans)

* TheMario (A weaker version thereof)

* CyberPunk (Their outfits seem to be Japanese versions of this fashion)

* TwinTagTeam (Oh yeah. They work far better together than apart, and can satisfy each other's social needs effectively)

* NeatFreak (Like Dean, his priority need is cleanliness)

* RetiredBadass (Involuntarily and prematurely, in her case)

* EvilCounterpart (To Candy, in some ways)

* GameplayScrappy, TheScrappy (See Candy's entry. She is also very high maintenance, and social is her priority need)
* RichBitch (Even more so than Barbra)

A Greek man who was the victim of some unknown psychic attack (possibly from the Brainspawn), that rendered him emotionless and a {{Cloudcuckoolander}}. He starts with few skills, but is a good learner.

* PassFail (Hoo booooooy...)

* SatisfiedStreetRat (His attempted persona)
* ShoutOut (To [[{{Eminem}} Slim Shady]], of course)

* CripplingOverspecialization (He is excellent at botany and masterful at android making, but has little skill elsewhere, is slow to learn and is high maintenance)