Venus JonesA Coloradan woman who serves as the team leader.
- Bare Your Midriff
- The Hero
- Jack-of-All-Stats: She starts with average levels in all basic skills, and lesser levels in some others.
- Only Sane Man: She's the only member of the team without some sort of personality defect or eccentricity.
Stig SvensonA Norwegian biker brought on to help operate heavy machinery.
- Badass Biker
- Badass Moustache
- Big Eater: His priority want is food.
- The Big Guy: And it shows. Aside from him being a Big Eater, he's also a good mechanic and turret operator.
Tami La BelleA Texan woman brought in to aid with cleaning duties.
- Dysfunction Junction: She seems to have a combination of alcoholism and depression, as well as a tendency towards self destructive behaviour and lashing out against others. Her priority need is for social contact.
- Smoking Is Cool: Subverted. She's a protagonist, but smoking doesn't seem to help her problems.
- The Alcoholic
Dean Jefferson BrownA Californian man brought in as the team doctor.
- Bunny-Ears Lawyer: Hoo boy.
- Jive Turkey: He has mild elements of this.
- Neat Freak: To some extent, understandable, since he's a doctor. His priority need is cleanliness.
- The Medic: Due to his background, he starts with the highest medical skills of any character in the game.
Daisy WillowreedA Californian woman brought in to help with the colony's botany.
Billy Bob PerkinsAn American man from the Deep South brought in to help run the colony's space chicken farming operation.
- Deep South
- Gentle Giant
- Idiot Savant: Not exactly, but he is an extremely competent chicken farmer despite his otherwise dull nature.
Candy SimpsonA Valley Girl brought in to — well, do janitorial work and learn something.
Captain Charles WilmingtonA former British navyman kicked out of the Navy for some unknown offense, which he says was a "silly incident". He is brought in to help man the turrets.
- An Officer and a Gentleman
- Cool Old Guy
- Noodle Incident: See above.
- Older Than They Look: His portrait and sprite looks a lot younger than his supposed age of 55. He doesn't even have a strand of white hair.
- Retired Badass
- The Good Captain
Greg ChestertonA Jerkass extroardinaire who's high maintenance and mixed in skills.
Hoshi and KitaTwo Japanese twins brought in to help with general purpose work and operations.
- Bridge Bunny: With their need for proximity, it's usually best to just set them to power and oxygen and leave them there.
- Cyber Punk: Their outfits seem to be Japanese versions of this fashion.
- The Mario
- Tag Team Twins: Oh yeah. They work far better together than apart, and can satisfy each other's social needs effectively.
Barbara LeechworthA former Vice President of Sales at Blackwater Industries, brought in to help the colony's general operations.
'Nailer' McBrideA Violent Glaswegian brought in to help operate the team's heavy machinery and turret guns.
Nikolai VolkovA Russian man brought in to aid the team's biochemical and scientific endeavors.
Ashia GreenA British woman and former athlete brought in after an injury ended her career. She is still quite athletic, being known as the sporty one of the team. She aids with a wide variety of duties, including turret operation.
Babette DevereuxA snobby French woman brought in for similar reasons as Candy.
Vasilios KosmosA Greek man who was the victim of some unknown psychic attack (possibly from the Brainspawn), that rendered him emotionless and a Cloudcuckoolander. He starts with few skills, but is a good learner.
- Emotionless Guy
- Meaningful Name: The only thing that satisfies his entertainment need seems to be the observatory, i.e. looking at the cosmos.
SlimA middle class white New York City boy pretending to be a lower class black boy and gangster. An avid rap fan who begins with few skills but has the big advantage of using his skateboard to get around the base rather than walking, greatly addding to his speed.
- Jive Turkey
- Only One Name
- Parental Abandonment
- Pass Fail: Hoo booooooy.
- Pretty Fly for a White Guy
- Satisfied Street Rat: His attempted persona.
- Shout-Out: To Slim Shady, of course.
Bhoomi SharmaAn old Indian woman brought in as the team janitor and for moral support.
Mr. ZhangA Chinese Grumpy Old Man and old robotics specialist who minors in botany.