History Characters / InternetHistorian

* ConspiracyTheorist: She believes diabetes is a myth, but still accommodates for the child who claims he's diabetic.

* YourCheatingHeart: Cheats on her husband with the pool boy.

* YourCheatingHeart: This guy will have sex with your wife and let you know it:
-->'''VPN Man''': '' Hur Dur it's me Nord VPN man I just had sex with your wife.''

** In his "NORD PRANKS" episode he does pretty much [[JerkAss everything prank channels do]] with the exception of kidnapping a dog [[EpicFail (which he didn't get away with because he didn't turn the vpn on)]] and blowing up a building for [[ForTheEvulz pretty much no reason]]

-->'''VPN Man''': '' Hur Dur it's me Nord VPN man I just had sex with your wife''

-->'''Mother Man''': '' Hur Dur it's me Mother Man I just had sex with your wife?''

* RomanticWingman: He acts as one to [=NordVPN=] Man and when everyone at the club rejects him he dresses up in drag and [[HoYay acts as NordVPN Man's girlfriend]] to make everyone jealous.

* BitingTheHandHumour: (While on the run from the police and about to launch a terrorist attack) "Big thanks to Nord VPN, they're the ones that keep approving these adds!"

* BorrowedCatchphrase: From NordMan
-->'''Mother Man''': '' Hur Dur it's me Mother Man I just had sex with your wife?''

-->'''VPN Man''': '' Hur Dur it's me Nord VPN man I just had sex with your wife''

* SodaCanShakeup: She shakes a can of Mother to put out a fire.

Moved to Characters/TheGentlemanPirate.

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[[caption-width-right:350:Take a look at my [[DoubleMeaning delicious cans!]]]]

* Thememobile: She has her own car called the mothermobile.

Has been moved to Characters/TheGentlemanPirate.

!!Stede Bonnet
->Played by: [[WebVideo/OrdinaryThings Ordinary Things]]

* AwfulWeddedLife: The basis of Bonnet's turning to pirating was largely through taking all his wife's yells of "STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDE!" attributed to the debts and various troubles on his farmstead.
* DressedToPlunder: Bonnet dresses like a pirate even before he decides to turn to piracy.
* HenpeckedHusband: Bonnet was this in his marriage, as explained above.
* HorribleJudgeOfCharacter: Can't detect Blackbeard's ulterior motives even if it's extremely clear.
* InVinoVeritas: When drunk, he opens up and reveals to Blackbeard that he's in a lot of pain but can't let his crew see him weak.
* ManlyTears: He cries into Pell's arms after [[spoiler: an [[InterruptedSuicide interrupted attempt]] to commit [[HeroicSuicide suicide via bomb]].]]
* MediumAwareness: At one point, he speaks directly to the audience and states "I'll do the exposition for a bit!" before proceeding to enthusiastically narrate.
--->'''Bonnet''': Pell, how could you? Remember the ship scuttle scene from about ten minutes ago?
* PaperThinDisguise: Bonnet's disguise as "Captain Thomas" did little to hide his identity from the public.
* PrayerIsALastResort: After [[spoiler: writing a letter to Governor Johnson pleading for clemency]] and exhausting his last chance of freedom, Bonnet gets on his knees and prays.
* SparedByTheAdaptation: The ''Sundance Rejects'' episode did still give him the quick drop and sudden stop... only to survive it to give him a more upbeat ending.
* TheLastStraw: [[spoiler: The death of his son, Allamby Bonnet, was the last straw that turned Bonnet to piracy.]]
* ThisIsForEmphasisBitch: "Eat lead, bitches!"
* TookALevelInBadass: Became a more ruthless and efficient pirate after being double-crossed by Blackbeard. He was still done in by his own hubris.

!!Quartermaster
->Played by: [[WebVideo/InternetHistorian Internet Historian]]

* {{Catchphrase}}: "Very well/As you wish/Yes, sir."
* ExcellentJudgeOfCharacter: He has the ability to read Bonnet's men better than Stede and can also detect Blackbeard's ulterior motives from the get-go.
* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe: [[spoiler: Takes a cannonball shot while at the standoff in Cape Fear River. And then Bonnet [[ComicallyIneptHealing fruitlessly crams his guts back in.]]]]
* HypercompetentSidekick: One of the few people who knows the ropes at sea. Him being demoted to one-eighth master in favour of Ignatius Pell really put the crew into a string of bad luck. Then when Bonnet returns to save him and the crew from dying of starvation at the sandbar, he helped Bonnet become an effective captain.
* IWarnedYou: The quartermaster warns Bonnet about Blackbeard early on. [[spoiler: When Bonnet’s crew is left marooned on a sandbar, the quartermaster says to them, “Well, that’s what we get for trusting Blackbeard, ey men?”]]
* MajorInjuryUnderreaction: The quartermaster never raises his voice and speaks in a calm tone at all times; [[spoiler: even when informing Stede Bonnet that an enemy cannonball had just cut him in half.]]
* NoNameGiven: The quartermaster is never given a proper name in the ''Sundance Rejects''.
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Combined with possibly the most comedic example of OOCIsSeriousBusiness ever put to film; just before Stede decides (unwisely) to engage in the battle of cape fear river.
--->'''Quartermaster''': Captain, I don't want to have to break this moment but I'm gonna need you to trust me, I've had your back since day one and we've been on a lot of adventures together now and I know you don't listen to my advice too often, but to be fair, Stede…… oh my god you get everything wrong, how did you— how can you do this? [[SanitySlippage (breaking composure out of sheer absurdity)]] ''Every time! You just fuck shit up! (laughs) You're dumb! You dumb boy! ''
* UndyingLoyalty: Despite being demoted to one-eighth master, being pushed aside for Pell, and even [[spoiler: dying due to Bonnet's own decisions]], the quartermaster is loyal to the very end.

!!Ignatius Pell
->Played by: [=SumitoMedia=]

* GetAHoldOfYourselfMan: He [[ArmorPiercingSlap slaps Bonnet two times]] after his [[spoiler: attempted HeroicSuicide.]]
* MyGodWhatHaveIDone: [[spoiler: After ratting on Bonnet, he then testified against him. Only when at the docket, actually defended Bonnet's character and said that the quartermaster holds the decisions. The judge ignored it, saying that Pell said otherwise in writing and sentenced Bonnet to death anyways. Pell became distraught, and after catching wind of a letter from Governor Johnson, rushed to deliver it to the executioner before Bonnet would die in the gallows... [[YankTheDogsChain only for the said letter to not be a pardon, but approval of the execution]].]]

!!Blackbeard / Edward Teach
->Played by: [=SumitoMedia=]

* AntiVillain: Blackbeard turned to piracy because he saw no other choice. It was either that or "unloading cargo in Bristol 'til his back gave in." Ultimately, he's still the antagonist in Bonnet's story.
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Just before taking Bonnet hostage in Nassau, he gave one, decrying his choosing to be a pirate while under a privileged background.

!!David Herriot

* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Very much this, and when asked why he was still here, the quartermaster described him as "a no-nonsense guy with a heart of a captain and a great sense of humour."
* IAmVeryBritish: Mostly averted. Herriot has a very exaggerated English accent (with both his first and last sentences ending with “innit”) but never speaks or acts poshly.
* TheThingThatWouldNotLeave: Nobody knows why he was still there on Bonnet's ship after they were rescued, the subtitles mention "he just kind of hung around."

!!Colonel William Rhett
->Played by: [[WebVideo/InternetHistorian Internet Historian]]

* PunchClockVillain: Colonel Rhett was just following the orders of Governor Johnson when pursuing Bonnet. It's part of his job as a colonel.

!!Governor Johnson
->Played by: [[WebVideo/InternetHistorian Internet Historian]]

* BaitAndSwitch: It seemed that he would grant the pardon to Bonnet when his letter got to gallows just in time... [[spoiler: only for it to be an explicit approval of the execution order.]] Given historical contexts, it's a ForegoneConclusion.
* FoeRomanceSubtext: Johnson carves wooden figures and kisses posters of Bonnet during his "private time." He even goes on to call Bonnet a "handsome bastard."
* VillainousCrush: Obsessed with Bonnet. A bit too obsessed. As in wanting to throw the book at him yet kissing his images in private.

* NoNameGiven: Assumingly because the real name of Bonnet's quartermaster was never confirmed, the quartermaster is never given a name.

* HalfTheManHeUsedToBe: [[spoiler: Took a cannonball shot while at the standoff in Cape Fear River. And then Bonnet tried to fruitlessly cram his guts back in.]]

* GuysAreSlobs: Honey Man is constantly drenched in honey and gets honey over everything he touches. He seems oblivious to this. His fed-up wife cleans his messes.

* IronicAllergy: When a bee approaches him, Honey Man calls for his [=EpiPen=]. It cuts to him on the floor with his wife shocking him with a defibrillator, implying he’s severely allergic to bees.

* AbusiveAdvertising: An InUniverse example. [=NordVPN=] Man stalks a woman who he describes as a "friend" while describing to a public audience the benefits of [=NordVPN=]. After trying to evade him, the woman ends up [[ItMakesSenseInContext falling into a snake pit in Japan]] and is [[UncertainDoom possibly eaten alive.]] All while [=NordVPN=] Man explains to a cheering crowd that "this wouldn't have happened if she used [=NordVPN=]!"

[[caption-width-right:350: I've been Honey Man, and remember to say no to racism.]]

* IronicAllergy: When a friendly bee approaches him, Honey Man calls for his [=EpiPen=]. It cuts to him on the floor with his wife shocking him with a defibrillator, implying he’s severely allergic to bees.

* GuysAreSlobs: Honey Man is constantly drenched in honey and gets honey over everything he touches. He seems oblivious to this. His fed-up wife cleans up his mess.