History Characters / InternetHistorian

* AmbiguousDisorder: Of the medical kind, it's not explained during the film why his balls are so itchy and smell like "the breath of a thoroughbred" in the full fanfic it's even more confusing [[spoiler:(he has an STD that only appears once every million years and can cause [[ApocalypseHow a class 6 apocalypse]] if he has sex with anyone).]]

* HappilyMarried: To Shadow Woman. At least until she died in a plane accident. From playing ''Raid: Shadow Legends'' [[SkewedPriorities instead of flying the plane]].

-->'''IH''' "Why do they call them all buildings when they are no longer in construction? They should be called 'builts'! And why do they always use that blue paper for plans? And why is nobody outside? And why can't I get into this house? And why are they calling the cops? And why won't the voices in my head ''stop?'' And who gave me this gun?
-->'''IH''' "Is this goose an art? More importantly, when is art? And when is dinner? And where are my pants? And where am I? Have you seen my mum? I'm lost and confused, please help me!"

A stage performer who does [[{{Improv}} improvisational theatre]], or at least tries to. Debuts in ''In The Field'' video “monsters.” and reappears in “mythology.”

* TroubledFetalPosition: Ends up in the fetal position on stage muttering “I’m funny, someone tell me I’m funny!”

The CEO of Tesla and [=SpaceX=]. Elon Musk leads the remnants of humanity after [[EarthThatWas Earth was rendered uninhabitable]] due to the COVID-19 pandemic. He has colonised Mars and is now willing to send humans back to Earth. [[spoiler: He turns out to be infected with COVID-19.]]

* BloodFromTheMouth: Has become one of the symptoms of COVID-19. [[spoiler: This how Elon finds out he's been infected with COVID-19.]]
* {{Cliffhanger}}: [[spoiler: Subjected to this at the end of "[=TheVarus=] Strakes Buck", where he finds out he has been infected with COVID-19.]]
* HomeworldEvacuation: Pulled this after COVID-19 got out of control and too much for humanity to handle.

* UncertainDoom: [[spoiler: Due to the nature of "[=TheVarus=] Strakes Buck" ending on a cliffhanger, Elon's fate remains unknown.]]

* DroppedABridgeOnHim: If one believes that The Right Opinion's videos featuring him are canon, [[spoiler: this happens to him when he unceremoniously dies in The Right Opinion's dungeon]].

* TheWoobie: His wife Shadow Woman dies in a plane crash while playing Raid Shadow Legends and is affected by her death so much that he dances with [[ILoveTheDead her corpse]] at her funeral. This makes him a single father to his kids who he genuinely loves and if The Right Opinion's videos are considered canon, [[spoiler: dies in a dungeon along with the rest of the Youtubers The Right Opinion kidnapped. Because of this, Shadow Man's children become orphans due to the death of both of their parents. Hell, we aren't even sure if The Right Opinion will give Shadow Man a proper burial considering how he neglected the rest of his prisoners.]] Poor Shadow Man.

-->'''Honey Man''': ''[kicking open door]'' [[{{Pun}} Honey, I'm home.]]
* IronicAllergy: When a bee approaches him, Honey Man calls for his [=EpiPen=]. It cuts to him on the floor with his wife shocking him with a defibrillator, implying he’s ''severely'' allergic to bees.
* LostAesop: Honey Man tells the viewer to “say no to racism” despite the fact nothing in his ad had anything to do with race.
* ParentingTheHusband: Honey Man's fed-up wife cleans his honey-induced messes. She's also the one to use the defibrillator on Honey Man when he has an allergic reaction.

-->'''Raycon Man''': Will you... seamlessly connect your Bluetooth with me?

Although not an actual sponsorship, Mother Man appears as the representative of the energy drink Mother in a mock ad from the ''In the Field'' video "food.".

* BerserkButton: When people refuse to drink Mother she has a sudden MoodWhiplash. It doesn't matter if you have a stomach ache, are vomiting, or are diabetic; she ''will'' make you drink Mother.

-->'''Mother Man''': '' Hur Dur it's me Mother Man I just had sex with your wife.''

-> Played by: [[WebVideo/DownTheRabbitHole Fredrik Knudsen]]

->''”This truly is a [[TitleDrop game of thrones.]]”''

* IHaveNoSon: Abandons his and Daenerys’ son because, in his words, he “was born a bastard, and [he’ll] leave a bastard.”

* ButICantBePregnant: Daenerys gets pregnant despite a prophecy saying she couldn’t have any children.
* ExpressDelivery: Daenerys gets pregnant and gives birth in a short amount of time, although the exact time is unclear.
* SkewedPriorities: Is more concerned about people thinking Jon has better hair than her than burning King's Landing.

--> '''Sam''': “Hey Bran, I’ve been meaning to ask you if I can ask you something.”

!!Bran the Broken Legs Who Can’t Walk

--> '''Bran''': “I don’t really want to anymore. But what I do want… is to be able to want some more.”
* NameThatUnfoldsLikeLotusBlossom: Among his titles include “Bran the Broken Legs Who Can’t Walk” and “Bran the Fast Pass at Any Amusement Park.”
* NonAnswer: In response to Sam asking if Gilly gave him an STD, Bran responds “some things are better unknown.”
* SanitySlippage: Morphs into Rick Sanchez from WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty when talking to Sansa.

* PaperThinDisguise: Arya puts on Jaime Lannister’s face to sneak into King’s Landing. This even fools Cersei Lannister, despite the fact Arya is 4’9” and has both her hands.
* PreMortemOneLiner: [[DoubleMeaning “MISSION: ABORT!”]]

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* IHaveNoSon: Shigekazu’s father kicks him out because Shigekazu loves his mother more than his father.
* LoveConfession: Confesses his love to Roxanne despite the fact the two met earlier this evening and, y’know, he’s being held captive in a basement surrounded by dead bodies.
* SkewedPriorities: Asks Roxanne “Do you have anybody in your mind that is your thinking about every day?” (transl. Do you have someone you can never seem to get out of your head?) while literally being held captive in a basement surrounded by dead bodies.

* CuteAndPsycho: Roxanne’s cute voice is contrasted with the fact she’s a serial killer.
* SerialKiller: A proud one at that. She keeps sketches of her victims in her basement.

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* CatchPhrase: "Raycon good! Wires bad!"

* CoolHat: Wears an astronaut helmet that looks really cool.

[[folder: Steve the Improv Dude]]

* SomethingPerson: [=NordVPN=] Man (and occasionally "Nordman").

Although not an actual sponsorship, Mother Man appears as the representative of the energy drink Mother in a mock ad.

* BorrowedCatchphrase: From Nord Man of all people

* AmbiguousDisorder: Of the medical kind, it's not explained during the film why his balls are so itchy and smell like "the breath of a thoroughbred" in the full fanfic it's even more confusing [[spoiler:(he has an std that only appears once every million years and can cause [[ApocalypseHow a class 6 apocalypse]] if he has sex with anyone).]]

* InformedAbility: Throughout the entire fic its claimed he has [[BlatantLies the best morals out of everyone.]]
* ReadingTheStageDirectionsOutLoud: "Nothing said sonic!" Said sonic.

* NoirEpisode: "The Cost of Concordia" features a {{Noir}}-themed advertisement titled "Tales from Nord Town", where [=NordVPN=] Man plays a private investigator and has his own PrivateEyeMonologue.

* RomanticWingman: He acts as one to [=NordVPN=] Man and when everyone at the club rejects him he dresses up in drag and [[HomoeroticSubtext acts as NordVPN Man's girlfriend]] to make everyone jealous.

* ActionMom: She's a superhero and a busy mum.

* TookALevelInJerkass: In this fanfic sonic is completely self-absorbed, punching friends in the face for embarrassing him, openly contemplating raping his Girlfriend while she is tied up and gagged by Egg Man, openly admits he only loves her for her body and is overall just horrible towards everyone, and that's not even taking into account the remaining chapters of the story that weren't adapted into the film and the parts IH edited out.

[[folder:Elon Musk]]
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[[caption-width-right:350:Thank you, thank you, all of my children.]]

The CEO of Tesla and [=SpaceX=]. Elon Musk leads the remnants of humanity after [[EarthThatWas Earth was rendered uninhabitable]] due to the COVID-19 pandemic. He has colonised Mars and is now willing to send humans back to Earth. [[spoiler: He turns out to be infected with COVID-19.]]

* AfterTheEnd: Elon Musk leads what's left of humanity after COVID-19 ravaged Earth.
* BloodFromTheMouth: Has become one of the symptoms of COVID-19. [[spoiler: This how Elon finds out he's been infected with COVID-19.]]
* CoolHat: Wears an astronaut helmet that looks really cool.
* {{Cliffhanger}}: [[spoiler: Subjected to this at the end of "[=TheVarus=] Strakes Buck", where he finds out he has been infected with COVID-19.]]
* HomeworldEvacuation: Pulled this after COVID-19 got out of control and too much for humanity to handle.
* HistoricalHeroUpgrade: Elon Musk in our timeline is a businessman who is an instrument in the invention of electric cars and private space travel. In IH's timeline, however, Musk is a MessianicArchetype who is responsible for the survival of humanity and the HomeworldEvacuation of Earth.
* UncertainDoom: [[spoiler: Due to the nature of "[=TheVarus=] Strakes Buck" ending on a cliffhanger, Elon's fate remains unknown.]]

* BitingTheHandHumour: (While on the run from the police and about to launch a terrorist attack) "Big thanks to Nord VPN, they're the ones that keep approving these ads!"

* ActionMom: She's a superhero and a busy mom.