History Characters / HogwartsSchoolOfPrayerAndMiracles

Harry's roommate, and a "Slytherin Hat" (heavily implied to be this universe's equivalent of Catholics). Because the story treats Catholics as AcceptableTargets, Ron is often on the receiving end of not-so-subtle criticism from the "Gryffindor Hats", the equivalent of evangelical Protestants.

Harry's roommate, and a "Slytherin Hat" (heavily implied to be this universe's equivalent of Catholics). Because the story treats Catholics as AcceptableReligiousTargets, Ron is often on the receiving end of not-so-subtle criticism from the "Gryffindor Hats", the equivalent of evangelical Protestants.

* KnockingOnHeathensDoor: He introduces himself to Harry after knocking on the Dursley's door to ask if they've been saved.

* {{Chickification}}: From a BadassTeacher to a feminine housewife

* KiddieKid: If he's supposed to be eleven like canon Harry, he acts far younger than one would expect him to. He still refers to his parents as "mommy and daddy," immediately trusts every (Christian) adult he comes into contact with, and speaks like a seven-year-old.

A family of [[HollywoodAtheist Hollywood Atheists]] who raised Harry. Vernon is a house-husband and Petunia is a "career woman," and both treat the works of Richard Dawkins like a religion. They believe in evolution and eschew traditional gender roles, thus making them villains.

* AdaptationalSexuality: This fic was written some time after his sexuality was confirmed by WordOfGay, but he's portrayed as HappilyMarried to Minerva [=McGonagall=].

* TurnToReligion: Does this almost instantaneously upon learning that Christianity exists, thus filling the feeling "that something was missing in his life."

* HollywoodAtheist: Subverted, in that she's still a Christian, but in the eyes of the writer, progressive Christians might as well be atheists. As a "Hufflepuff Hat", she doesn't believe in following the entire Bible (just the "judge not lest ye be judged" part), she apparently wants to be a career woman like Petunia, and claims to Harry that her group is super tolerant "as long as you agree with us".

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* AdaptationalModesty: Not that Hermione was promiscuous in canon, but here, she's so concerned with modesty that she refuses to follow Harry into the dorms for fear of causing a scandal (they are ''eleven.'')
* DerailingLoveInterests: In canon, she and Ron are the OfficialCouple (although not without controversy.) But here, it's implied that she and Harry like each other in a PuppyLove way, with Harry frequently commenting on her beauty and [[ExtremeDoormat submissive personality]]. Ron, meanwhile, was turned into a [[RonTheDeathEater Slytherin Hat]] who, while still Christian, is the ''wrong'' kind of Christian, ensuring that he and Hermione are unlikely to wind up together.

* MenAreStrongWomenArePretty: She's so weak that she can't even open a door by herself, and much fuss is made over her beauty (not so much her inherent attractiveness, because she's a child, but the narrative talks a lot about how she takes care of her appearance.)

* RelatedInTheAdaptation: In the original series, her parents were Muggles, and they came up so infrequently that the fandom didn't even know their names. Here, she's the daughter of Albus Dumbledore and Minerva [=McGonagall=], who were both childless ''and'' single in canon. Not to mention that canon Dumbledore is [[AdaptationalSexuality gay]], at least according to WordOfGod. Bizarrely, her surname is still 'Granger'.

Harry's roommate, and a "Slytherin Hat" (heavily implied to be this universe's equivalent of Catholics.) Because the story treats Catholics as AcceptableReligiousTargets, Ron is often on the receiving end of not-so-subtle criticism from the "Gryffindor Hats," the equivalent of evangelical Protestants.

* RonTheDeathEater: He's not exactly a villain, but the narrative takes great pains to establish that Slytherin Hats' beliefs are wrong, and Ron is the only member of the original Golden Trio to be made a Slytherin Hat.

* HollywoodAtheist: Subverted, in that she's still a Christian, but in the eyes of the writer progressive Christians might as well be atheists. As a "Hufflepuff Hat", she doesn't believe in following the entire Bible (just the "judge not lest ye be judged" part), she apparently wants to be a career woman like Petunia, and claims to Harry that her group is super tolerant "as long as you agree with us".

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* DemotedToExtra: Petunia is the one doing most of the talking - Vernon only shows up once to take brownies out of an oven, and Dudley shows up once to beg Harry not to leave.

* {{Housewife}}: Has no real role outside of being Dumbledore's wife and cooking for everyone (or asking God to do the cooking and cleaning for her.)

* {{Troll}}: [[spoiler:He runs a Reddit account where he pretends to be every HollywoodAtheist stereotype taken UpToEleven to troll both fanatical Christians and the atheists who actually embody these stereotypes. He gives it up and admits to being a troll when he realizes that the residents of Hogwarts took the joke seriously.]]

* ACreditToYourRace: The narrator seems to think so, always commenting how eloquent and proper he is.

* StrawMisogynist: Exists only to be this. Malfoy believes that women shouldn't have careers because women are stupid. Harry, meanwhile, believes that women shouldn't have careers because women are inherently nurturing and should StayInTheKitchen, [[ValuesDissonance which is ''clearly'' much better.]]

The original ''Literature/HarryPotter'' series has LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters, all of whom ''Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles'' changed drastically for the sake of preserving its Christian {{Aesop}}s. In no particular order:

* TheFundamentalist: The second he's converted, he starts parroting the viewpoints of fundamentalist American Christians.

* HollywoodAtheist: As a "Hufflepuff Hat", she doesn't believe in following the entire Bible (just the "judge not lest ye be judged" part), she apparently wants to be a career woman like Petunia, and claims to Harry that her group is super tolerant "as long as you agree with us".

* HollywoodAtheist: He's a FlatEarthAtheist who wants to make Christianity illegal. [[spoiler:He actually parodies this archetype online, but the protagonists take it at face value.]]

* RelatedInTheAdaptation: In the original series, her parents were Muggles, and they came up so infrequently that the fandom didn't even know their names. Here, she's the daughter of Albus Dumbledore and Minerva [=McGonagall=], who were both childless ''and'' single in canon. Not to mention that canon Dumbledore is [[AdaptationalSexuality gay]], at least according to WordOfGod.

* InTouchWithHisFeminineSide: Uncle Vernon, from what little we see (and are told) about him.
* {{Tomboy}}: Aunt Petunia is a businesswoman who never wears makeup.

* KiddieKid: If he's supposed to be eleven like canon Harry, he acts far younger than one would expect him to. He still refers to his parents as "mommy and daddy," immediately trusts every (Christian) adults he comes into contact with, and speaks like a seven-year-old.

* GirlNextDoor: Of the "prettiest girl at church" variety. She's described as being very cute in an extremely modest, demure way,.

* RelatedInTheAdaptation: In the original series, her parents were Muggles, and they came up so infrequently that the fandom didn't even know their names. Here, she's the daughter of Albus Dumbledore and Minerva [=McGonagall=], who were both childless ''and'' single in canon.

* StrawMisogynist: Exists only to be this. Malfoy believes that women shouldn't have careers because women are stupid. Harry, meanwhile, believes that women shouldn't have careers because women are inherently nurturing and should StayInTheKitchen, which is ''clearly'' much better.

* {{Housewife}}: Has no real role outside of being Dumbledore's wife and cooking for everyone.

* RedheadInGreen: A redhead who, as a "Slytherin Hat", wheres green.

!!Ronald Weasley
Harry's roommate, and a "Slytherin Hat" (heavily implied to be this universe's equivalent of Catholics.) Because the story treats Catholics as AcceptableReligiousTargets, Ron is often on the receiving end of not-so-subtle criticism from the "Gryffindor Hats," the equivalent of evangelical Protestants.

* RonTheDeathEater: He's not exactly a villain, but the narrative takes great pains to establish that Slytherin Hats' beliefs are wrong, and Ron is the only member of the original Golden Trio to be made a Slytherin Hat.

A family of [[HollywoodAtheist HollywoodAtheists]] who raised Harry. Vernon is a house-husband and Petunia is a "career woman," and both treat the works of Richard Dawkins like a religion. They believe in evolution and eschew traditional gender roles, thus making them villains.