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* DoggedNiceGuy: The books are hugely and unapologetically built around this trope. Ishmael is in love with Kelly for nearly all of the series, even when she dates someone else, moves away, comes back but is not ready for a relationship…

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* DoggedNiceGuy: The books are hugely and unapologetically built around this trope. Ishmael is in love with Kelly (although he's willing to give her plenty of space and a chance to be with someone else) for nearly all of the series, even when she dates someone else, moves away, and comes back but is not ready for a relationship…



* EmbarrassingNickname: Bullies transform the name ''Ishmael Leseur'' into ''Stalepiss Manure''.
* {{Fainting}}: During his first debate, due to nervousness.

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* EmbarrassingNickname: Bullies transform the name ''Ishmael Leseur'' into ''Stalepiss Manure''.
Manure'' and similar insults.
* {{Fainting}}: During He collapses unconscious in his first debate, due to nervousness.






* AcademicAthlete: He tries to be this, but his attempts at any kind of sport fail miserably.

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* AcademicAthlete: He is a brilliant scholar who tries to be this, but his attempts at any kind of sport fail miserably.miserably, even if his dedication is inspiring.



* GibberishOfLove: Is reduced to this when he meets Prue for the first time, right after he was brilliantly debating, too.

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* GibberishOfLove: Is He is reduced to this stammering silliness when he meets his crush Prue for the first time, right after he was brilliantly debating, too.



* PairTheSmartOnes: With Ishmael's sister Prue.

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* PairTheSmartOnes: With Ge ends up with Ishmael's equally smart sister Prue.



* YouAreFat: Barry Bagsley uses this to bully him, resulting in Bill's low confidence.

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* YouAreFat: Barry Bagsley uses this his weight to bully him, resulting in Bill's low confidence.



* BrainyBrunette: She’s nearly a genius after all.

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* BrainyBrunette: She’s nearly a genius after all.and has dark hair.



* LittleMissSnarker: Particularly towards Razza.

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* LittleMissSnarker: Particularly She is young, "adorable", and can display a brutal wit, particularly towards Razza.



* PairTheSmartOnes: With Scobie

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* PairTheSmartOnes: With ScobieShe dates Scobie, her intellectual equal.



* TeenGenius: She plays the piano, the violin and the saxophone and is usually seen reading [[{{Doorstopper}} huge books]].

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* TeenGenius: She Despite her youth, she plays the piano, the violin and the saxophone and is usually seen reading [[{{Doorstopper}} huge books]].



* CoolTeacher: In her very first lesson, she effortlessly deals with Barry Bagsley, who's trying to irritate her.

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* CoolTeacher: In her very first lesson, she effortlessly deals with Barry Bagsley, who's trying to irritate her.her, while treating the nicer kids warmly and making class fun.



* HappyDance: Her famous victory dance.
* HotTeacher: The Fab Five all seem to have a bit of a crush on her.

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* HappyDance: Her She is unfraid to show famous victory dance.
* HotTeacher: The Fab Five all seem to have a bit of a crush on her.
her that surfaces soon after she starts teaching them.



* DullEyesOfUnhappiness: Also in the third book. Ishmael vows to bring the sparkle back.
* FirstGirlWins: [[spoiler: She's the one Ishmael gets together with in the end.]]

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* DullEyesOfUnhappiness: Also Her expression is more flat and sad in the third book. Ishmael vows to bring the sparkle back.
* FirstGirlWins: [[spoiler: She's the one Ishmael gets together with in the end.end after being his first crush.]]



* AcademicAthlete: She's the best in her year and a passionate football player.

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* AcademicAthlete: She's the best student in her year and a passionate football player.



* ItHasBeenAnHonour: Says this about coaching the mighty Fighting Fifths.

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* ItHasBeenAnHonour: Says this about he has really enjoyed coaching the mighty Fighting Fifths.



* HiddenDepths: It is eventually discovered that he is a huge fan of Mr Leseur’s band, The Dugongs, and he shows a completely different side of himself when helping to organise a reunion for them.
* SternTeacher

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* HiddenDepths: It He rarely shows joy about anything but humiliating troublemakers early on but is eventually discovered that he is a huge fan of Mr Leseur’s band, The Dugongs, and he shows a completely different side of himself when helping to organise a reunion for them.
* SternTeacherSternTeacher: Ish quips that:



* TranquilFury: When Razz interrupts Bill's presentation by standing on his table and singing (badly). Mr Barker walks in... it's not pretty.

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* TranquilFury: When Razz interrupts Bill's presentation by standing on his table and singing (badly). Mr Barker walks in... it's in and, while he remains fairly composed... his reaction is not pretty.
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* FreudianExcuse: Is implied to have one.

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* FreudianExcuse: Is implied to have one. [[spoiler:Specifically, he has a deceased brother.]]
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* AlliterativeName: '''Ba'''rry '''Ba'''gsley.
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* BuxomIsBetter: The boys quite enjoy admiring her body.

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* BuxomIsBetter: BuxomBeautyStandard: The boys quite enjoy admiring her body.
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* BrainyBrunette: She's the best in her year.

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* BrainyBrunette: She's the best student in her year.year and has dark hair.


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* ClassPrincess: Sally is a pretty and popular girl who largely hangs out with equally pretty and popular friends. She is also a friendly star athlete with great grades whose circle of friends includes various nerdy characters and a lesbian couple. Everyone is amazed when she starts dating ClassClown Razz and has a positive impact on his personality.
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* WhatYouAreInTheDark: Ishmael has a mixed record of doing the right thing when it seems as if almost no one will know if he doesn't. This leads to KarmicJackpot moments.
** In ''The Return of the Dugongs'', Razz shows Ishmael his crush Kelly's diary and urges him to find out whether it says anything about him, with Razz volunteering to stand guard outside the room. [[spoiler:After a long pause, Ishmael does try to read the diary, but Kelly catches him.]]
** In ''The Hoops of Steel'':
*** Ishmael and Razz are watching a video Razz and Bill shot for school and see that Bill forgot to turn it off and that their acquaintance Jess (another crush of Ishmael's, although not ot the same extent as Kelly) is about to get undressed in front of the camera. [[spoiler:Ishmael hits pause and cajoles Razz into deleting the end of the video instead of watching Jess take her bikini off. They later learn that Jess noticed the camera was on just a moment late and thought Razz left it on deliberately. The fact that Razz and Ishmael are ignorant about the curses and insults she shouted at the camera convinces Jess and Razz's girlfriend Sally that the boys really did stop the video before it would have been indecent to keep watching.]]
*** After Sally and Ishmael drink spiked punch at a dance and Ishmael kisses her, [[spoiler:he quickly confesses to Razz and asks for forgiveness. It turns out that Sally already told him and he understands what happened and appreciates Ishmael's honesty.]]
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* SadClown: While Razz is a genuine egotistical ClassClown in the present, he mentions that when he was younger, he felt like he had to make his mother laugh to cheer her up every time [[DomesticAbuser his father made her cry.]]
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* MotorMouth: Scobie is prone to making extremely long speeches over what appear to be short time periods. Often, these are {{Rousing Speech}}es or ShutUpHannibal moments that are played for awesomeness rather than comedy.


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* AlwaysSomeoneBetter: In the first book, Ishmael reflects about how he had a school assignment to decorate a peg like a famous person, spent hours on it, and failed miserably. When Prue had that same assignment a few years later, she enthusiastically made over a hundred pegs recognizably modeled after famous figures.
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* NeverLiveItDown: InUniverse, fainting and [[ThanksForTheMammary accidentally groping]] Kelly during his first debate.


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* OnceDoneNeverForgotten: Fainting and [[ThanksForTheMammary accidentally groping]] Kelly during his first debate.
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* NeverLiveItDown: {{In-Universe}}, fainting and [[ThanksForTheMammary accidentally groping]] Kelly during his first debate.

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* NeverLiveItDown: {{In-Universe}}, InUniverse, fainting and [[ThanksForTheMammary accidentally groping]] Kelly during his first debate.
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* CoolTeacher: In her very first lesson, she effortlessly deals with Barry Bagley, who's trying to irritate her.

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* CoolTeacher: In her very first lesson, she effortlessly deals with Barry Bagley, Bagsley, who's trying to irritate her.
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A new transfer student to St Daniel’s who immediately shakes things up by not letting Barry Bagley bully him. He befriends Ishmael and persuades him to join the debate team.

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A new transfer student to St Daniel’s who immediately shakes things up by not letting Barry Bagley Bagsley bully him. He befriends Ishmael and persuades him to join the debate team.
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* ThisLooksLikeAJobForAquaman: His interest in Fantasy and Sci-Fi is very helpful during a debate in the first book.

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* ThisLooksLikeAJobForAquaman: His interest in Fantasy and Sci-Fi science-fiction is very helpful during a debate in the first book.



--> Ishmael: I just naturally assumed that everything you did for Mr Barker was under pain of death.

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--> Ishmael: I just naturally assumed that everything you did for Mr Barker was under pain of death.



* FreudianExcuse: Is implied to have this.

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* FreudianExcuse: Is implied to have this.one.



* BuxomIsBetter: The boys are quite admiring of her body.

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* BuxomIsBetter: The boys are quite enjoy admiring her body.

!Cindy Sexton
Razza’s hot cousin. For a while, Razza tries to get her and Ishmael together.
* BigBreastPride: Casually mentions that she can’t wear some shirts because she’s too big, but she’s definitely not complaining.
* MotorMouth: Even Razz can't get a word in when she's talking.
* UnfortunateNames: Most people who hear
of her body.for the first time assume she's a stripper or a porn star.
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!Sally Nofke
Kelly’s best friend and Razza’s love interest (and eventually girlfriend).
* AcademicAthlete: She's the best in her year and a passionate football player.
* BrainyBrunette: She's the best in her year.
* CannotKeepASecret: According to Kelly, she's almost as bad at keeping secrets as Razz.
* OppositesAttract: With Razz. They do have some common interests (like football), but she is down-to-earth, very studious and calm. Razza... is not.

!Emerson Guthrie
A teacher at St. Daniel's who helps the Fab Five, particularly by agreeing to be their official volleyball coach.
* [[GranolaGirl Granola Guy]]: He cares about a lot of social issues.
* HippieTeacher: He puts up posters in the classroom to motivate his students to become more politically active.
* NiceGuy: He is even willing to coach the fifth volleyball team.
* ItHasBeenAnHonour: Says this about coaching the mighty Fighting Fifths.
* PoliticallyMotivatedTeacher: He tries to get his students to care more about all kinds of issues.

!Mr Barker
Another teacher at St. Daniel's, but the [[SternTeacher complete opposite]] of Mr Guthrie. He's mainly known for being someone not to mess around with.
* HiddenDepths: It is eventually discovered that he is a huge fan of Mr Leseur’s band, The Dugongs, and he shows a completely different side of himself when helping to organise a reunion for them.
* SternTeacher
--> Ishmael: I just naturally assumed that everything you did for Mr Barker was under pain of death.
* TranquilFury: When Razz interrupts Bill's presentation by standing on his table and singing (badly). Mr Barker walks in... it's not pretty.




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!Barry Bagsley
The resident bully. He has been making Ishmael's life hell since they started attending St. Daniel's together.
* TheBully: Torments Ishmael during the first book.
* FreudianExcuse: Is implied to have this.
* {{Jerkass}}: He not only bullies Ishmael, but also much younger kids.

!Jess Hambleton
Sally and Kelly’s friend.
* BuxomIsBetter: The boys are quite admiring of her body.
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!Prudence Leseur
Ishmael’s younger sister who is nearly a genius and strikes up a romance with Scobie.
* BrainyBrunette: She’s nearly a genius after all.
* {{Fangirl}}: Of Music/TheBeatles. She knows every Beatles song ever recorded and can play most of them on three different instruments. She is named after their song 'Dear Prudence'.
* GeekyTurnOn: The first time she and Scobie meet, she is impressed by his debating.
--> You were just brilliant... and trust me, I know brilliant.
* LittleMissSnarker: Particularly towards Razza.
* MeaningfulName: Prudence is a TeenGenius.
* PairTheSmartOnes: With Scobie
* SheIsAllGrownUp: Ishmael sometimes notices that she is no longer a little kid. Scobie notices as well.
* SmartPeopleWearGlasses: Like Scobie, the other TeenGenius of the series, she wears glasses.
* TeenGenius: She plays the piano, the violin and the saxophone and is usually seen reading [[{{Doorstopper}} huge books]].

!Zoe Tarango
Ishmael’s English teacher in all three books and the favourite teacher of the Fab Five.
* CoolTeacher: In her very first lesson, she effortlessly deals with Barry Bagley, who's trying to irritate her.
* HairOfGoldHeartOfGold: She is blonde and has a very sunny personality.
* HappyDance: Her famous victory dance.
* HotTeacher: The Fab Five all seem to have a bit of a crush on her.

!Kelly Faulkner
The girl of Ishmael’s dreams. They meet during Ishmael’s first debate when he faints and accidentally gropes her.
* BrokenBird: When she returns in the third book, she's no longer as happy as she used to be. It's never completely explained what happened to her, but she had family problems as well as problems with a guy.
* DullEyesOfUnhappiness: Also in the third book. Ishmael vows to bring the sparkle back.
* FirstGirlWins: [[spoiler: She's the one Ishmael gets together with in the end.]]
* WhatBeautifulEyes: Her ice-blue eyes are mentioned very frequently.

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* AwesomeEgo: As Ishmael notes, "you'd need a truckload of strategically placed plastic explosives to lower Razz's self-esteem."




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* GibberishOfLove: Is reduced to this when he meets Prue for the first time, right after he was brilliantly debating, too.
* OnlySaneMan: The others get caught up in Razza's crazy schemes quite often, whereas Scobie nearly always stays calm and rational. He usually has to get the debating meetings back on track when the others get distracted.
* NewTransferStudent: He transfers to St Daniel’s in the first book.
* NotSoAboveItAll: He is usually the voice of reason, but he is also responsible for making the pun that named ThanksForTheMammary.
* PairTheSmartOnes: With Ishmael's sister Prue.
* TheShortGuyWithGlasses
* ShorterMeansSmarter: The shortest and the smartest of the main characters.
* SmartPeopleWearGlasses: The smartest of the [[TrueCompanions Fab Five]] and the only one with glasses.
* TeenGenius: He is very good at every subject, except sports.

!Bill Kingsley
Bill is very quiet and self-conscious due to his weight. He is a big fan of Fantasy and science-fiction and often zones out into his own world.
* BigThinShortTrio: In the later books he is this with Ignatius and Scobie. He's the big one.
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Occasionally does this, for example when Razza asks him if he would rather make out with Aragorn or 'that smokin' elf chick'. Bill proceeds to correct Razza and explain that Arwen is actually half-elven. She and Aragorn met when...
--> '''Razza:''' Yeah, terrific. Anyway...
* GeekPhysiques: He's the fat kind, but he starts to lose weight in the third book.
* GeekyAnalogy: He loves those. He even gets to use them in a debate in the first book.
* NiceGuy: He's rather quiet, soft-spoken and polite.
* TheQuietOne: He doesn’t speak very much, especially in the beginning of the series.
* ThisLooksLikeAJobForAquaman: His interest in Fantasy and Sci-Fi is very helpful during a debate in the first book.
--> '''Razza:''' Then I will follow you, my brother... my captain... my... Kingsley.
* YouAreFat: Barry Bagsley uses this to bully him, resulting in Bill's low confidence.

!Ignatius Prindable
Ignatius is made to join the debating team by his mother, who wants him to develop social skills. He is more interested in sciences than debating, which is why he is at first rather reluctant to participate.
* BigThinShortTrio: In the later books he is this with Scobie and Bill. He's the thin one.
* EncyclopaedicKnowledge: While he is mostly interested in math and biology, he tends to rattle off random facts that aren't really related to the topic.
* KavorkaMan: He has no social skills and isn’t described as very attractive, but he has no problem getting dates or girlfriends.
* NoSocialSkills: The reason he joins the debating team in the first place is that his mother thinks he needs to develop more social skills.
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* HeterosexualLifePartners: With Razz, as evidenced by their PlatonicDeclarationOfLove towards the end of the series. They're like hoops of carbon nanotubes.


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Razza joins the debate team mostly to get to know girls at debates. He later becomes Ishmael’s best friend. He's convinced of his own awesomeness, but he matures a lot throughout the books.
* AwesomeEgo: As Ishmael notes, "you'd need a truckload of strategically placed plastic explosives to lower Razz's self-esteem."
* BookDumb: He isn’t stupid, but his grades are generally bad.
* ChivalrousPervert: He fancies himself a [[TheCasanova casanova]], but he is devoted to Sally and perfectly willing to wait until she wants to have sex.
* ClassClown: He’s very loud, and prefers having fun to paying attention in class. He also likes to make fun of his teachers sometimes, such as when Mr Barker uses him as an example of how not to wear the school uniform and Razza pretends to be on a catwalk.
* TheDitz: He isn’t particularly intelligent, but very social and fun-loving.
--> Sometimes, Razza wasn't quite on the same page as other people – often, he wasn't even in the same library.
* FriendToAllChildren: He gets along great with Sally’s little siblings and helps to coach the younger students' football teams.
* GeniusDitz: Even though he is TheDitz when it comes to schoolwork, he is a genius at anything related to sports and a very competent trainer as well.
* HeterosexualLifePartners: Has this relationship with Ishmael by the end of the books, as detailed above.
* InsecureLoveInterest: While he is usually self-confident, he is this to Sally, believing that she is 'too ''everything''' for him.
* TheMatchmaker: He often tries to help Ishmael get a girlfriend, usually Kelly.
* MotorMouth: He talks quickly, loudly and constantly.
* TheNicknamer: He likes to call his friends nicknames: Scobes, Prudles, Prindabuddy, Bill-bo…
* OppositesAttract: With Sally. They have some common interests (like football), but she is down-to-earth, very studious and calm. Razza... is not.
* SensitiveGuyAndManlyMan: He's the athletic, loud, manly man to Ishmael's kind, more sensitive guy.
* ShipperOnDeck: He ships Ishmael/Kelly, Scobie/Prue and Miss Tarango/Mr Guthrie. For a while he also ships Ishmael/Cindy.

!James Scobie
A new transfer student to St Daniel’s who immediately shakes things up by not letting Barry Bagley bully him. He befriends Ishmael and persuades him to join the debate team.
* AcademicAthlete: He tries to be this, but his attempts at any kind of sport fail miserably.
* BigThinShortTrio: In the later books, when Ishmael and Razza are closer to each other than to the rest, he is this with Ignatius and Bill. He's the short one.
* BlindWithoutEm: A problem when he tries to play sports. HilarityEnsues when he drops his glasses during a volleyball match.
* ExtracurricularEnthusiast: He is College Captain, started the debate team and plays on the (fifth) volleyball team.
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!Ishmael Leseur
The protagonist of the series, he starts out as an awkward and shy victim of bullying without friends until he meets James Scobie, who persuades him to join the debate team.
* CluelessChickMagnet: He thinks he's unpopular, but by the third book, Cindy and Raychell are after him,[[spoiler: he's kissed Sally and he gets together with Kelly.]]
* DoggedNiceGuy: The books are hugely and unapologetically built around this trope. Ishmael is in love with Kelly for nearly all of the series, even when she dates someone else, moves away, comes back but is not ready for a relationship…
* EmbarrassingFirstName: In the first book, Ishmael blames his social awkwardness and various misfortunes on his first name, diagnosing himself with ‘Ishmael Leseur’s Syndrome’.
* EmbarrassingNickname: Bullies transform the name ''Ishmael Leseur'' into ''Stalepiss Manure''.
* {{Fainting}}: During his first debate, due to nervousness.
* FriendlessBackground: He doesn’t have any friends at St Daniel's until he meets Scobie and joins the debate team.
* GrewASpine: It takes time, but by the end of the third book he's come a long way.
* NeverLiveItDown: {{In-Universe}}, fainting and [[ThanksForTheMammary accidentally groping]] Kelly during his first debate.
* NiceGuy: He's generally friendly to everyone and doesn't like conflict. Razz even thinks it's his FatalFlaw.
* SensitiveGuyAndManlyMan: He's the kind, sensitive guy to Razza's athletic, loud, manly man.

!Orazio "Razz" Zorzotto
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