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* TeacherStudentRomance: Between him and Dumbledore. He allows Dumbledore to give him a blowjob in ''Dirty Potter 1'', while in ''Fuckbeak and Friends 2'' he has sex with a Dumbledore sex doll while gasping about how badly he wants him.



* FoeRomanceSubtext: Makes out with Snape at one point in ''Dirty Potter 1''.



* StraightGay: As per book canon. He even makes out with Snape at one point.

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* StraightGay: As per book canon. He even makes out with Snape at one point.point in ''Dirty Potter 1''.
* TeacherStudentRomance: Has no qualms about giving Harry oral intercourse in ''Dirty Potter 1''.


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* [[BeingEvilSucks Being Depraved Beyond Imagining Sucks]]: ''Fuckbeak and Friends 1'' implies that he's actually terribly unhappy and bears a desire to leave his past behind and find somewhere where he can indulge in his various desires without judgement. Except, being the FatSlob that he is, he doesn't ''do'' anything about it.


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* PaperThinDisguise: His hippogriff costume is stated to be particularly bad, but nobody ever seems to recognize who he really is.


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* OhCrap: Is the most visably shocked when Harry orgasms hard enough to destroy physical reality, only able to stare at what had once been the ceiling.

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* DatingCatwoman: Has no problem having sex with Voldemort, despite this being the man who killed his parents and tried to kill him in canon. He also happily allows Draco Malfoy to give him a blowjob under the desk, despite the two ''never'' seeing eye-to-eye in canon.

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* BelligerentSexualTension: Seems to have this going on with Draco Malfoy. He happily lets Malfoy give him a blowjob in ''Dirty Potter 3'', but when he finds that Malfoy left a turd on the end of his bed in ''A Very Dirty Potter Christmas'' he fantasizes about paying him back in kind.
* DatingCatwoman: Has no problem having sex with Voldemort, despite this being the man who killed his parents and tried to kill him in canon. He also happily allows Draco Malfoy to give him a blowjob under the desk, despite the two ''never'' seeing eye-to-eye in canon.''Dirty Potter 3''.




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* SerialEscalation: Harry's orgasms slowly grow more and more intense over the course of the series. ''Dirty Potter 3'' has him ejaclate all over Britain, while ''Fuckbeak and Friends 2'' has him blow his load over everyone in the ''universe'', causing Jim Dale to malfunction. It reaches the pinnacle in ''Fuckbeak and Friends 3'', when his orgasm creates a singularity and elevates him into a DimensionLord.



* NotSoAboveItAll: Engages in just as much depravity as the other characters despite being more reasonable than them.



* FoeRomanceSubtext: Makes out with Snape at one point in ''Dirty Potter 1''.



* DatingCatwoman: Asks to give Harry a blowjob under the desk during ''Dirty Potter 3''. Harry happily allows him to.

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* BelligerentSexualTension: Seems to have this going on with Harry. He happily gives him oral intercourse during ''Dirty Potter 3'', but also leaves a turd at the end of his bed in ''A Very Dirty Potter Christmas'' with an insulting note.
* DatingCatwoman: Asks to give Gives Harry a blowjob under the desk during ''Dirty Potter 3''. Harry happily allows him to.3''.




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* NoodleIncident: Admits to killing "all them people" the start of ''Fuckbeak and Friends Chapter 2'', only to then immediately forget what he was saying.
* YourMom: Casually reveals that he's had sex with Ginny Weasley.



* FatSlob: He's described as a big man who's unshaven, never bathes, and never cleans up after himself. He even misses the toilet on purpose when taking a leak, and when he clogs the toilet he leaves it for his housekeeper to clean up.

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* FatSlob: He's described as a big man who's unshaven, never bathes, and never cleans up after himself. He even misses the toilet on purpose when taking a leak, leak and when he clogs puts the toilet socks he leaves it for masturbates into back onto his housekeeper to clean up.feet.


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* SelfAbuse: As a result of his general depravity, Fuckbeak masturbates to a truly heroic degree, even by the standards of the rest of the series. How bad is this habit? At the very start of ''Fuckbeak and Friends 3'', he's masturbated almost a hundred times times ''that morning alone''.

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* RedHairAndFreckles: As per book canon
* SelfAbuse: Ron's defining characterestic. The amount he masturbates at any given time is notable even by the standards of Hogwarts.

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* RedHairAndFreckles: As per book canon
* SelfAbuse: Ron's defining characterestic. The amount he masturbates at any given time is notable even by the standards of Hogwarts.
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* DatingCatwoman: Gives Harry a blowjob during ''Dirty Potter 3''.

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* DatingCatwoman: Gives Asks to give Harry a blowjob under the desk during ''Dirty Potter 3''.3''. Harry happily allows him to.



* TroublingUnchildlikeBehaviour: Was apparently already a perverted, sick fuck in his third year.

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* TroublingUnchildlikeBehaviour: Was apparently already a perverted, sick fuck even in his third year.



* TeacherStudentRomance: He apparently likes to make Draco Malfoy dress in a tutu and engage in oral intercourse with him. And has apparently been doing this for a long time.

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* TeacherStudentRomance: He He's apparently likes to make been in a sexual relationship with Draco Malfoy for a long time, making Draco dress in a tutu and engage in oral intercourse with him. And has apparently been doing this for a long time.
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* EvenTheGuysWantHim

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* EvenTheGuysWantHimEvenTheGuysWantHim: Harry has no problem allowing Jim Dale to give him a handjob in ''Dirty Potter 3'', while Piglet daydreams of making love with him in ''Dirty the Pooh Chapter 2''.
* HiddenDepths: This version of Jim Dale is quite the skilled rapper!



* DatingCatwoman: Has no problem having sex with Voldemort, despite this being the man who killed his parents and tried to kill him in canon. In addition, he allows Draco Malfoy to give him a blowjob under the desk.

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* DatingCatwoman: Has no problem having sex with Voldemort, despite this being the man who killed his parents and tried to kill him in canon. In addition, he He also happily allows Draco Malfoy to give him a blowjob under the desk.desk, despite the two ''never'' seeing eye-to-eye in canon.




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* OhCrap: Has this reaction when [[spoiler:Dumbledore casually walks into the room in ''Dirty Potter 3'', despite the latter ostensibly being dead.]]



* InsufferableGenius

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* InsufferableGeniusInsufferableGenius: As per book canon.



* RedHairAndFreckles

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* RedHairAndFrecklesRedHairAndFreckles: As per book canon
* SelfAbuse: Ron's defining characterestic. The amount he masturbates at any given time is notable even by the standards of Hogwarts.



* [[spoiler: BackFromTheDead: Was murdered by Snape in the first episode, then inexplicably walks into the room near the end of the third episode.]]

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* [[spoiler: BackFromTheDead: Was murdered by Snape in the first episode, then inexplicably walks into the room near the end of the third episode.episode, much to Harry's shock.]]



* StraightGay

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* StraightGayStraightGay: As per book canon. He even makes out with Snape at one point.



* AnythingThatMoves: If it stands still long enough.

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* AnythingThatMoves: If ExtremeOmnisexual: Will fuck anything if it stands still long enough.enough.
-->"That's what [[YourMom your little sister]] said!"



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* FatSlob: He's described as a big man who's unshaven, never bathes, and never cleans up after himself. He even misses the toilet on purpose when taking a leak.

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* FatSlob: He's described as a big man who's unshaven, never bathes, and never cleans up after himself. He even misses the toilet on purpose when taking a leak.leak, and when he clogs the toilet he leaves it for his housekeeper to clean up.



* TeacherStudentRomance: He apparently likes to make Draco Malfoy dress in a tutu and engage in oral intercourse with him.

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* TeacherStudentRomance: He apparently likes to make Draco Malfoy dress in a tutu and engage in oral intercourse with him.
him. And has apparently been doing this for a long time.
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* ADateWithRosiePalms: It's all he's been doing since "the incident" that got him expelled.
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A Date With Rosie Palms is now This Index Touches Itself. It's not clear from the context why Ron's a perpetual masturbator.


* ADateWithRosiePalms: Seems to be perpetually doing this, which is quite the accomplishment even for the standards of the other characters.
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* WalkingSpoiler: The first episode repeatedly mentions the fact that Dumbledore was [[YouShouldKnowThisAlready killed by Snape]].

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* WalkingSpoiler: The first episode repeatedly mentions the fact that Dumbledore was [[YouShouldKnowThisAlready [[LateArrivalSpoiler killed by Snape]].
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* MadeOfIron: He's the only one who survives Episode 3 unscathed.

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* MadeOfIron: He's Alongside Christopher Robin (albeit with a dented face), Jim Dale and Ron, he's one of the only one few who survives Episode 3 unscathed.

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* DatingCatwoman: Has no problem having sex with Voldemort, despite this being the man who killed his parents and tried to kill him in canon. In addition, he allows Draco Malfoy to give him a blowjob under the desk.



* FoeYay: Has no problem having sex with Voldemort, despite this being the man who killed his parents and tried to kill him in canon. In addition, he allows Draco Malfoy to give him a blowjob under the desk.

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* FoeYay: Has no problem having sex with Voldemort, despite this being the man who killed his parents and tried to kill him in canon. In addition, he allows Draco Malfoy to give him a blowjob under the desk.



* DatingCatwoman: Gives Harry a blowjob during ''Dirty Potter 3''.



* FoeYay: Gives Harry a blowjob during ''Dirty Potter 3''.


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* AnimalsHateHim: His only companions are his cats, who all hate him.
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* SelfDeprecation{{/}}TakeThatAudience: There are many moments where Jim stops gleefully describing the sexual acts of the characters to rail against both what he's reading and the listeners for finding any of it funny.

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* SelfDeprecation{{/}}TakeThatAudience: SelfDeprecation / TakeThatAudience: There are many moments where Jim stops gleefully describing the sexual acts of the characters to rail against both what he's reading and the listeners for finding any of it funny.
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* TakeThatMe / SelfDeprecation: There are many moments where Jim stops gleefully describing the sexual acts of the characters to rail against both what he's reading and the listeners for finding any of it funny.

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* TakeThatMe / SelfDeprecation: SelfDeprecation{{/}}TakeThatAudience: There are many moments where Jim stops gleefully describing the sexual acts of the characters to rail against both what he's reading and the listeners for finding any of it funny.
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* TakeThatMe/SelfDeprecation: There are many moments where Jim stops gleefully describing the sexual acts of the characters to rail against both what he's reading and the listeners for finding any of it funny.

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* TakeThatMe/SelfDeprecation: TakeThatMe / SelfDeprecation: There are many moments where Jim stops gleefully describing the sexual acts of the characters to rail against both what he's reading and the listeners for finding any of it funny.

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* UnreliableNarrator: Swings back and forth between gleefully describing the sexual acts of the characters and ranting at the listeners for finding any of it funny.

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* UnreliableNarrator: Swings back and forth between TakeThatMe/SelfDeprecation: There are many moments where Jim stops gleefully describing the sexual acts of the characters to rail against both what he's reading and ranting at the listeners for finding any of it funny.




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* FoeYay: Has no problem having sex with Voldemort, despite this being the man who killed his parents and tried to kill him in canon. In addition, he allows Draco Malfoy to give him a blowjob under the desk.












* FoeYay: Gives Harry a blowjob during ''Dirty Potter 3''.







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* TeacherStudentRomance: He apparently likes to make Draco Malfoy dress in a tutu and engage in oral intercourse with him.
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* FoeYay: Makes out with Snape at one point.



* FoeYay: Gives Harry a blowjob under the desk.
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* UntroublingChildlikeBehaviour: Was apparently already a perverted, sick fuck in his third year.

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* UntroublingChildlikeBehaviour: TroublingUnchildlikeBehaviour: Was apparently already a perverted, sick fuck in his third year.
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* InteractiveNarrator

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* InteractiveNarratorInteractiveNarrator: Literally - he shows up to take part in the debauchery in ''Dirty Potter 3''.



* SecretKeeper: Was given a shiny trophy in exchange for his silence about what got Fuckbeak expelled from Hogwarts. Subverted in that [[CannotKeepASecret he blurts it out to the audience]].

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* SecretKeeper: Was given a shiny trophy in exchange for his silence about what got why Fuckbeak was expelled from Hogwarts. Subverted in that [[CannotKeepASecret he blurts it out to the audience]].audience]], perhaps as a warning.



* UnreliableNarrator: Swings back and forth between gleefully describing the sexual acts of the characters and ranting at the listeners for finding any of it funny. He e

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* PosthumousCharacter: Dumbledore has been [[YouShouldKnowThisAlready murdered by Snape]].

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* PosthumousCharacter: Dumbledore has been [[YouShouldKnowThisAlready gets murdered by Snape]].Snape several times in ''Dirty Potter 1''. [[spoiler: Subverted in that he returns in ''Dirty Potter 3''.]]



* WalkingSpoiler: The first episode repeatedly mentions the fact that Dumbledore was [[YouShouldKnowThisAlready killed by Snape]].



* EvilerThanThou: His actions were deemed as depraved even by the admittedly low standards of Hogwarts.




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* UntroublingChildlikeBehaviour: Was apparently already a perverted, sick fuck in his third year.
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* EnfanteTerrible: Molested the entirety of Hogwarts in his third year[[note]]meaning he was only thirteen at the time[[/note]] and turned them all into gays.



* MemeticMolester: He molested the entirety of Hogwarts in his third year and turned the all into gays.
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* TantrumThrowing: Throws his computer against the wall after failing to find big bearded gay Jewish burly sailor pajama party pornography.



* Selfcest: He fucks himself after letting himself into his house.

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* Selfcest: ScrewYourself: He fucks himself after letting himself into his house.
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* AuthorExistenceFailure: [[spoiler: Pooh decapitates David Benedictus offscreen (or in this case, off-audio) and displays his severed head.]]
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* IHaveNoIdeaWhatImDoing: Admits as much at the end of ''Dirty Potter 3'':
-->"I had no idea how to record an audiobook! Nobody told me, I just... thought 'better do something'."

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* UnreliableNarrator: Swings back and forth between gleefully describing the sexual acts of the characters and ranting at the listeners for finding any of it funny.

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* UnreliableNarrator: Swings back and forth between gleefully describing the sexual acts of the characters and ranting at the listeners for finding any of it funny. He e



* AccidentalMisnaming: Jim Dale cannot remember Dumbledore's name; whether he genuinely forgot or is doing this on purpose is hard to determine.

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* AccidentalMisnaming: Jim Dale cannot remember seems to have trouble pronouncing Dumbledore's name; name at the end of ''Dirty Potter 3''; whether he genuinely forgot or is doing this on purpose is hard to determine.


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* FoeYay: Makes out with Snape at one point.


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* FoeYay: Gives Harry a blowjob under the desk.
* TeacherStudentRomance: Has apparently been in a sexual relationship with Snape for a long time.
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* SecretKeeper: Was given a shiny trophy in exchange for his silence about what got Fuckbeak expelled from Hogwarts. Subverted in that [[CannotKeepASecret he blurts it out to the audience]].
-->"But I knew it could happen again; the monster lived on."
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* CompletelyMissingThePoint: Peter's ideas to atone for shitting on Wendy are mostly...pissing and shitting on other people.
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* BaitTheDog: Presented as a fairly likable, if just as perverted as the other characters in the series, in part 1 and 2. Then part 3 comes around and... let's just say his nice guy facade is dropped quickly.
* BearsAreBadNews: In episode 3, [spoiler: Pooh turns out to be an avatar of Satan, and proceeds to destroy everything and kill everyone in a number of horrible and perverted ways]].

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* BaitTheDog: Presented as a fairly likable, if just as perverted as the other characters in the series, in part 1 and 2. Then part 3 comes around and... let's just say his nice guy facade is dropped quickly.
* BearsAreBadNews: In episode 3, [spoiler: [[spoiler: Pooh turns out to be an avatar of Satan, and proceeds to destroy everything and kill everyone in a number of horrible and perverted ways]].
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* WouldHurtAChild: In "The Dirty Reprise" he travels back in time to have sex with the infant Voldemort.



* OnlySaneWoman: She comes off as the only voice of reason amongst her peers. But Hermione is not above engaging in various sexual activities herself.

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* OnlySaneWoman: She comes off as the only voice of reason amongst her peers. But Hermione is [[NotSoAboveItAll not above engaging in various sexual activities herself.herself]].



* [[spoiler: TrappedInAnotherWorld]]

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* TrappedInAnotherWorld: [[spoiler: TrappedInAnotherWorld]]J.K Rowling's fart sends him to another [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] dimension, which later turns out to be the world of Dirty The Pooh. He eventually gets banned by Jim Dale, after which he is sucked into the void again. His current fate is unknown.]]

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* AccidentalMisnaming: Jim Dale cannot remember Dumbledore's name; whether he genuinely forgot or is doing this on purpose is hard to determine.



* [[spoiler: BackFromTheDead]]

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* AccidentalMisnaming: Jim Dale cannot remember Dumbledore's name; whether he genuinely forgot or is doing this on purpose is hard to determine.
* [[spoiler: BackFromTheDead]]BackFromTheDead: Was murdered by Snape in the first episode, then inexplicably walks into the room near the end of the third episode.]]


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* {{Hikikomori}}: Shows traits of this. Downplayed in that he ''does'' leave his house... if only to spy on people.


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* AssShove: Does this to himself with a watering can in Fuckbeak and Friends Chapter 3.
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* UnreliableNarrator: Swings back and forth between gleefully describing the sexual acts of the characters and ranting at the listeners for finding any of it funny.

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* {{Fartillery}}: So powerful to send people into other dimensions.
* {{Hermaphrodite}}

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* {{Fartillery}}: So During the episode where she appears, she lets out a fart so powerful that it causes Ron to send people be shot into other dimensions.
"another fucking dimension". [[spoiler: he later re-appears through a wormhole in Dirty the Pooh Chapter 3]].
* {{Hermaphrodite}}{{Hermaphrodite}}: Shortly after she appears, J.K. Rowling whips out a six-inch penis, which she claims she "usually saves it for book signings".






* BaitTheDog: Presented as a fairly likable, if just as perverted as the other characters in the series, in part 1 and 2. Then part 3 comes around and let's just say his nice guy facade is dropped quickly.
* BearsAreBadNews: You have no idea!

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* BaitTheDog: Presented as a fairly likable, if just as perverted as the other characters in the series, in part 1 and 2. Then part 3 comes around and and... let's just say his nice guy facade is dropped quickly.
* BearsAreBadNews: You have no idea!In episode 3, [spoiler: Pooh turns out to be an avatar of Satan, and proceeds to destroy everything and kill everyone in a number of horrible and perverted ways]].



* DealWithTheDevil: WordOfGod says Pooh sold his soul for honey and gay porn.

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* DealWithTheDevil: WordOfGod says Pooh sold his soul for honey and honey. And gay porn.



* KatanasAreJustBetter: Pooh somehow gets a hold of one.

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* KatanasAreJustBetter: Pooh somehow gets a hold of one. [[spoiler: he then uses it to chop Roo into pieces]].






* MadeOfIron: He survives unscathed.

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* MadeOfIron: He He's the only one who survives Episode 3 unscathed.






* AuthorExistenceFailure: [[spoiler: Pooh decapitates David Benedictus offscreen (or in this case, offaudio) and displays his severed head.]]

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* AuthorExistenceFailure: [[spoiler: Pooh decapitates David Benedictus offscreen (or in this case, offaudio) off-audio) and displays his severed head.]]]]

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