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* [[{{Fanservice}} PlayingToTheFetishes]]: Her standard approach to work. Anything (within reason) she doesn't naturally find arousing, she'll contemplate it until she can get herself into a mindset where she does, thus she adapts to be specifically into whatever clients are into.

* PlayingToTheFetishes: Her standard approach to work. Anything (within reason) she doesn't naturally find arousing, she'll contemplate it until she can get herself into a mindset where she does, thus she adapts to be specifically into whatever clients are into.

!'''David Lawrence''' ({{Contributor/Meshakhad}})

* FoeYay: With Diplomatic_Immunity, partly because it's simply...[[DepravedBisexual Dippy]], and partly because the 'prank war' between the two involves each others [[{{Squick}} nipples]].
* MemeticMutation: The aforementioned catch phrase.
** Apart from DWI, a joke about Julmoth being the 'batarian Jesus' went around for a while.

* TrueNeutral: Type 13. Apathy stops him from becoming chaotic good or neutral good.

* CrowningMomentOfAwesome: He tackled and temporarily pinned a teammate that was possessed and strength-boosted by an EldritchAbomination after nearly getting shot to death. His opponent had managed to resist a krogan's efforts to disarm him just moments beforehand.

* ManipulativeBastard: In spades. In particular, he once tricked a salarian into selling himself into slavery.

* LauncherOfAThousandShips

* NeutralGood

* DesignatedAntagonist: Tends to get looked down upon, even though she's one of the few characters on the board whose day job doesn't consist of killing people, unlike [[SociopathicHero certain heroes]].
* FashionVictimVillain: As attested in [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=1307 this]] thread.
* FridgeLogic: There's really no way that someone who behaves like Proctor does could ever be democratically re-elected to parliament.

* LawfulEvil
* NeverLiveItDown: Prior membership of [[ThoseWackyNazis Terra Firma]]. Also serves as a BerserkButton.

* BunnyEarsLawyer: She hugs lab equipment and allows untrained visitors to handle unknown minerals, but she's good at what she does.
** She's also a terrific dancer.

!'''Iryana Lerish (DrellChem, formerly Overworked_Intern)'''

* CrossesTheLineTwice: Most of his anecdotes about his life. An example? Being captured by a quarian pirate, performing horrifyingly violent acts to their victims while under MindControl…and eventually cannibalizing his captors, leading to a violent bout of diarrhea.

* FantasticRacism: She is not very fond of the krogan, [[FruedianExcuse much of her dislike though is implied to have due to her experiences at the Krogan DMZ]]

* MemeticMutation: WHO IS A GOOD VARREN WHO IS A GOOD VARREN WHITEFANG IS YES SHE IS

* TrueNeutral

* ChaoticEvil

* FoeYay: Suri Neyvi and Tomaz.

* LauncherOfAThousandShips

* UnreliableNarrator: Suri's past is probably nowhere near as colorful as she claims it is

* TrueNeutral: Type 13.

* HoYay: [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=44175#p44175 Mirqurios and Abattoir.]]
-->'''Abattoir''': ...flowers, Mirqurios? Really?

* NeutralEvil

* MagnificentBastard: He proves himself worthy of the title, after laying low for several months to draw Aphin into a sense of security, hire him for a job, and then ambush him when he least expected it.

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* JustifiedTrope: Has a very low immune system, even by quarian standards. It's a good reason why he's so afraid of germs.

* NeutralGood: Really only follows the law because he's terrified of it., and can not stand when someone does anything illegal in his apartment.

* TheWoobie

* NeverLiveItDown: Winter's "feelings" towards his sister Aragem have caused him to gain his reputation for many posters.
* TheScrappy: Who doesn't hate him? He's arguably an [[TheyPlottedAPerfectlyGoodWaste intentional scrappy]], though.

* HoYay: [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=44175#p44175 Mirqurios and Abattoir.]]
-->'''Abattoir''': ...flowers, Mirqurios? Really?

* NeutralGood

* TheMengele: Shows shades of this in [[spoiler: his interrogation by the STG.]]

!'''Marcus Koren (BioticSalvation)'''

* CyberneticsEatsYourSoul: He plays this trope perfectly straight.

Turian Janitor on Omega, and dedicated porn collector. A rather amusing presence on the board. [[spoiler: Killed by Adjuntants during the Fall of Omega]]

* [[spoiler: HeroicSacrifice: Was mortally wounded by Adjuntants while protecting a young human boy]]

* WorthIt: even when said assailant comes to his hospital room to apologize.

* ChaoticGood: Desta considers the law an obstacle, and only targets slavers and murderers.

* TheButcher: Fought at Torfan
* ChaoticGood: Usually could care less about the law, but genuinely cares about other people.

* LawfulEvil: Morality is not a concern of his. The future of humanity is.

* ChaoticGood

* WhatDidIDoLastNight: After finishing one job, she proceeded to get drunk and ended up in bed with a Turian on shore leave. The next morning she ended up stumbling through the wards attempting to find a hospital. HillarityEnsued

* ChaoticEvil

* AIIsACrapshoot: averted

* LawfulNeutral

* ChaoticNeutral

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* ChaoticGood

* {{Narm}}: Quote Kel'Jaroth nar Lanya in [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=1428 this thread:]]
--> '''Kel'Jaroth:''' Abad, Shush. I think the dumbass is about to cut the shithead.

* ChaoticGood: Does what needs to be done in order to save her people. If that makes her Chaotic Good then so be it.

* NeutralEvil: Will gun down a wounded man if she doesn't know him. Does not respect the law. Slowly slipping further down the moral ladder as she spends time as a Mercenary. Very selfish but does a good job hiding her personality faults by being cheerful and cute.

* LawfulEvil: Humans first, no matter the cost.
* SmokingIsCool: And you know it

* LawfulEvil: He simply wishes to run a company and keep scum in check, no matter how hard he has to push.

* HoYay: Hilariously, [[ShipperOnDeck Quarimus]] sees this with him and Shane.

* ALittleSomethingCalledRockAndRoll: has a very large collection of rock music from the 21st century up to the First Contact War.

* NeutralGood

* ObfusticatingStupidity: Acts like an idiot most of the time, but is

!'''[[spoiler:Nathaniel]] "Nate" [[spoiler:Letho]] (ShadowNate)'''

* NeutralEvil

* LawfulNeutral: An easy thing to be when you live on a planet like Illium.

* ChaoticEvil: Type 1; the emphasis is on the word "Chaotic" in the phrase "Chaotic Evil". Dippy isn't interested in causing wanton destruction ForTheEvulz and can actually be quite chivalrous to his friends, but he is ''ruthlessly'' pragmatic in pursuit of his goals.

* MagnificentBastard
* MemeticMolester: Dippy wants ''you''.

* {{Squick}}: He'll do it with just about anything. Seriously.

* FoeYay: Suri Neyvi and Tomaz.

* LawfulGood: Strives to live a law-abiding life.

* NamesTheSame: Sort of. Kolya is one letter away from Kolyat. Word of god is that they haven't played MassEffect 2 and were therefore completely oblivious when they named him.

!'''Halley Lacaille (CelestialPalette)'''

* TheBartender: claims its a hobby with a steady paycheck
** [[FlairBartending Biotic Bartending]]: highly skilled in flair bartending - with a biotic twist.
* CombatStilettos: Upon realizing she's being attacked, her first reaction is to kick her attacker between the legs while wearing high heels
* TheConfidant: mostly to her patrons, but also to her friends

* Fake Memories: In the Biotic Salvation arc, the BigBad hypnotises Halley and gives her one of these

* TheFirstCutIsTheDeepest: Alluded to

* ObfuscatingStupidity: graduated ''magna cum laude'' with a degree in Psychology...yet you'd almost never know it

* StarvingArtist: averted
* UnresolvedSexualTension: with Gunny Tritt
** RomanceEnsues: inevitably

* HilariousInHindsight: His mild obsession with a NiceHat he found and desire to be 'fabulous' take on a different meaning given his new [[BiTheWay boyfriend.]]

* MistakenForGay: By Davril. [[HoYay Though actually not]] [[ShipTease so mistaken.]]
* MotorMouth: When he gets flustered.
* NiceHat: Demanded that he receive one before going on Seamus' expedition. Found one on his own while in Nos Astra, [[NoodleIncident somehow]].
* MyGreatestFailure: Not stopping Kate's rape in time. [[spoiler:Or her kidnap by slavers.]]
* NoodleIncident: Part of his jokes.
-->'''Alex''': [[ShoutOut What about the time I took down a mercenary company with a single C-Sec armed response team, maps covering the Citadel wards, a pot of coffee, twelve doughnuts and a]] [[Series/DoctorWho fez]]?

* AbuseIsOkayWhenItsFemaleOnMale: The way she treats Alex would be downright despicable were their genders reversed.

* ChaoticGood: Upon being told by a ''C-Sec officer'' not to take the law into her own hands, her response was 'blow it out your ass'. Said officer was [[{{Badass}} Kyr]].

* JerkassWoobie: The way she treats Alex has basically made her a seething mass of self-hatred.

* UglyCute: Sees Keepers as these. There are records of a C-Sec investigation into someone who tries to put various hats on all the Keepers. She was the prime suspect.

* [[spoiler:ArtificialLimbs: his left eye and his left arm.]]

* HoYay: Most everyone via AccidentalInnuendo.

* TheMovieBuff: Owns every single [[{{Expy}} Dirk]] [[JamesBond Black]] movie ever made. Along with about threee hundred and fifty movies of dubious quality.

* JerkassWoobie:

* ChaoticNeutral: Will take the side with the most benefits, but doesn't sell out his employers.

* [[GreenSkinnedSpaceBabe Blue Skinned Space Babe]]: though she's getting on a bit now.
* GameBreaker: She's a ''very'' powerful biotic, mitigated mainly by [[TechnicalPacifist preferring not to fight]], and being severely outnumbered when she eventually gets in on the action.
* IWantGrandkids: and she's finally getting one!

* NamesTheSame: As [[MassEffect2 Morinth's]] given name. The author swears blind this was accidental.

* TheExile: Exiled from the fleet for actions unknown.
** [[spoiler: It was for murdering her captain]]
* JerkassWoobie: Lost her husband, which might have been the last straw her antisocial nature went through the roof.

* LawfulNeutral: He was formerly LawfulEvil. Now he's on the fence between the two alignments, though he's leaning towards Neutral.

* ChaoticGood: The government wants to keep it a secret? That's too bad. The people need to know.

!'''William Lanning (Dekutulla / ProgrammingWithFire)'''

* ChaoticNeutral -> CharacterDevelopment -> ChaoticGood/Selfish Good

* BigLippedAlligatorMoment: During a meeting of CDN members on the Citadel, Carmichael came charging through with his weapon out and a squad of C-SEC officers along for the ride, shouting about finding a potted plant before it was too late.

* LawfulGood

!'''Flower (WildeFlower)'''

* HeartwarmingOrphan: Warning: exposure to [=WildFlower=] will melt your heart, no exceptions.

* LittleStowaway: With Davril.
* SnoopingLittleKid: She was the "navigator" for her former group of duct rats, and she knows the ducts better than anyone. She also snoopsed for an information broker for cash for a little while.
* BadassAdorable: Her biotics ain't just for show... [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=160417#p160417 This was proven when she sent a full grown turian flying with a biotic push only three days after getting her implants.]]

* NeutralGood

* WarIsHell

* LastStand: [[spoiler: Thought Ontarom was going to be this. Averted when the Fleet counter-attacks and rescues what's left of the 1/20th]]
* DoNotGoGentle: Her reaction to the Reapers invading, and her advice to her Marines and anyone else that will listen.
* WhatHaveIDone: After she [[spoiler: shoots three of her Marines at Ontarom]]
* Understatement: Prone to this.
* SarcasmMode: Also prone to this.

* AwesomeAussie
* StuffBlowingUp: Her preferred way of killing things. Although no longer functioning as a heavy weapons specialist, she still carries explosives. [[spoiler: As Derek Corey found out on Tungen.]]
* TheCynic

* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: Diagnosed with ADHD, somehow trope subverted by also having Asperger's Syndrome.
* NonHumanSidekick: Either his assistant Fayad'Trodo nar Canton, or his pet varren Urz.
* CanadaEh: While born on Mars, both of his parents were born in Ottawa. Hence, he considers himself Canadian by proxy.

Earthborn university student, who later moved onto Citadel after getting a job as paid intern at Systems Alliance embassy (and got fired from it after attempting a defection to the Hierarchy). Likes aliens. A lot. Enough so to woo a turian HotLibrarian into a marriage and move in with her back to Hierarchy proper. [[The marriage didn't last]].

* FinnsWithFearsomeForests: Comes with Juhani being a Finn. Back on Earth, he has served in the Home Guards too!

* DrowningMySorrows: When pressure builds up...it's to the bottle with him.

* LawfulGood

* LawfulGood: Daia follows her deeply ingrained sense of honour, and will always defer back to it in a situation.

* LawfulGood

* TheEngineer: Covers variants 1 and 2.

* Cyborg: Has extensive augmentations.

* MagnificentBastard: Despite being one of the more amoral site members, to say the least, he's gained quite a following of mercs and tech specialists, who either have no idea how depraved he is, or just don't care.

* NeutralGood: Follows her own morality to some degree, but believes in law and order as well.

* StreetUrchin: He grew up as a duct rat, and returned to his old ward to become a crime lord.
* WouldHurtAChild: Flower claims to have seen him beating the children in his gang. And what he's recently done to her...

* AbductionIsLove: [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=3886&p=159978#p159978 Shooting a priest in the back during said abduction, however...]]
* EvenEvilHasStandards: Played with - Sicues doesn't allow his organization to deal hard drugs, but he ''does'' force dealers to pay his group protection money in exchange for... not dying.
* TattooedCrook: [[IncrediblyLamePun Sicues makes his mark on all his men.]]

* '''[[BrianBlessed BRIAN BLESSED!!!]]''': MOR ORTLO!

* ChaoticNeutral: Despite being a nice, likable guy, Mor's a little bit... unique in his outlook on life.
* [[spoiler: TheCuckoolanderWasRight: while there are hints of foreshadowing in his increasingly paranoid posting, his CruelAndUnusualDeath is what eventually kickstarts the Who Goes There story arc.]]
* LargeHam: And ''how''.

* NeutralGood

* EvenTheGuysWantHim: He apparently has a rather significant male... fanbase.
** [[ParodiedTrope To his]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial supposed]] [[UnwantedHarem chagrin]].

* ChaoticNeutral: Has a soft side and moral standards, but enjoys fighting and is far too ambivalent about killing to be good.

* [[RedOniBlueOni Blue Oni]] to Veri's (and later Virnius's) Red Oni.

* LawfulGood: Albeit one who follows a personal moral code instead of the Hierarchy's and will [[ToBeLawfulOrGood choose to be Good instead of Lawful]] if he is unable to TakeAThirdOption.

* NeutralGood
* NeverLiveItDown: Hellooooo, ''Aphinjandro.''

A wealthy hanar with unknown motives and a supply of strange missions.

* {{Mysterious Employer}}: He hires people, usually but not always mercenaries, to do certain tasks for them and gives little-to-no information about said tasks; just the mission and the payment. The tasks themselves consist of retrieving or delivering packages with mysterious and apparantly envied contents. Lampshaded by those who have worked for him.
* {{True Neutral}}: He has stated that he does not side with any government because he is a businessman and does not wish to appear biased.
* {{Beware the Nice Ones}}: When one of his missions exposed Human Quarian to a lot of unexpected blood and trauma, Slell was very sorry and offered a bonus to his paycheck. On another mission though, he ordered the near-complete extermination of any pirates that would attack his cargo ship. The only reason that its not a complete extermination is because he ordered the mercenaries to capture one.

-> '''LKOR''': Growling: I will unite everyone under a banner of metal, Urrrrrraaaaaaaaaaah.
* TheWoobie: [[spoiler: Post-assassination]].

A young Quarian on his pilgrimage who came to the Citadel. Managed to find work at the Zakera Animal Hospitality Shelter after finding a puppy in a ventilation shaft. Has since been recalled to the fleet with the rest of the pilgrims

* TrueCompanions: Considers his close friends this, and his desire for this is one of the integral aspects of his personality.
* NeutralGood

* TrueNeutral

* HappilyMarried: With two daughters
* LawfulGood

!'''David Lawrence''' (Contributor/{{Meshakhad}})

* LawfulGood

* LawfulGood
* LemonWackyHello: When afflicted by hallucinogens.

!'''Irene Anna Taylor (IreneT8765309)'''

* [[spoiler: DespairEventHorizon: The murder of her father in WGT2.]]

* LawfulEvil

* {{WellDoneSonGuy}}: Has spent a good portion of his life like this.
* IHaveNoSon : Happens to Job after he leaves Terra Firma, and snaps at his father for choosing to let his mom die
* RedOniBlueOni

* StoicWoobie : Tries to hide depression
* NaiveNewcomer - Knows very little about other species' cultures.
* SmallTownBoredom - Subverted as he now no longer knows where he belongs
* ObfuscatingStupidity - Does this often, despite having views that disagree with many he is bright when he wants to show it.

* FriendlySniper: On the other hand, he's quite outgoing.

* LawfulNeutral: [[SilenceOfTheLambs It does what it's told.]]

* IronWoobie
* ButtMonkey: [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=1267 The thread]] starts with him losing his home and every single one of his belongings and gets WORSE from there.

* ChivalrousPervert: Prefers an Action Girl
* NeverHurtAnInnocent: One of his softer sides.
* TrueNeutral
* RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil: Happily "murdered" a rapist, and lost his job in the process.

!'''Jack Napier (InfiniteMonkeys)'''

* UncannyValley: As described in one thread, "His limbs are just a bit too long, his neck just a bit too short, and his eyes just a bit too wide".
* TrueNeutral

* NeutralGood

* AudioErotica: Shortly after beginning their relationship in earnest, Ana resolved to get Daia to say "cellar door" at some point.

* TheWoobie: Dear ''Lord'', yes.
* HeartwarmingOrphan: Warning: exposure to [=WildFlower=] will melt your heart, no exceptions. Only a CompleteMonster would dare hurt her!

* NeutralGood

* CompleteMonster: To say the least...
** How much of a CompleteMonster? Enough that the writer portraying Sicues said "Now I need to go take a shower. And then go pray."

* MoralEventHorizon: [[http://www.cerberusdailynews.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=3957&p=162542#p162542 Crossed in this post.]]

* CompleteMonster: When in [[SplitPersonality Arbit-mode.]]

Drell mercenary. Leads a private military corporation called Embodiment. Is known for his [[WickedCultured suavity]] and [[CompleteMonster brutality]].

* CompleteMonster: Abad had a small child eaten alive by his pet vorcha, turning Emma O'Daal into a murderer-by-proxy in the process.

* NeutralEvil

* ColdBloodedTorture: Basically his schtick.
* CompleteMonster

* EvenEvilHasStandards: Averted brutally. He would not only accept exiles, insane people, prostitutes, mass murderers, and otherwise evil people into his business, he would welcome them with open hands.

* MoralEventHorizon: Torturing the innocent, young, hopeful, and loving quarian to death.
* NeutralEvil

* CompleteMonster: Describes slaves as 'items' and lists them in terms such as 'broken' and 'damaged'

* MoralEventHorizon: Massacred an entire colony just to piss off Korwun Gorik.

* CompleteMonster: Very much so.

* VillainWithGoodPublicity: Played with. While he often appears to rather evil from the get go with most he meets, including people who work for him that haven't been indoctrinated, his charity has given him a glowing reputaion amongst the rest of the galaxy. Which, of course, was why he created the charity in the first place.

* CompleteMonster: Threatened to kill nonhuman children, and judging from his actions, would likely do so in a heartbeat if he had the opportunity.

* CompleteMonster: Dreket once ate a small human [[WouldHurtAChild child]].

* EvenEvilHasStandards: He spoke poorly of [[CompleteMonster Caldus Discori]] and stated that he was glad that he was dead.

* TheNotSecret: Abattoir and Velinara's "engagement" was this for a while until it became an open secret.

* TheNotSecret: Inconspicuous Organic is clearly a robust human specimen, NOT a form of synthetic intelligence.

!Laykalar/Grace Of The Boundless Current (WavesHaveBroken)

* Adorkable : It’s hard not to read reality-blind Laykalar's posts without wanting to give him a big hug!
* ConstantlyCurious : His defining trait. Fortunately he’s so nice and polite that people don’t mind too much.
* PolitenessJudo : When trying to convince a politician to come to a charity dinner, Laykalar ends up talking to his staff. They try to get him to leave the conversation, but being too polite he can’t do that (or even take the hint). Hilarity ensues as they grow desperate to get rid of him, and he thinks they’re being extra cooperative.
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness : Even for a hanar, Laykalar uses long, convulted sentences to express himself, all the time.
* WideEyedIdealist : For Laykalar, EVERYTHING has a deep profound meaning, EVERYONE is a brilliant mind to commune with.

* ChaoticNeutral -> CharacterDevelopment -> ChaoticGood/[[SelfishGoodSelfishEvil Selfish Good]]

* {{Gundamjack}}: How Modem got her gunship. Exactly how is unknown, but the previous owner was ''not'' happy to part with it.

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* [[Characters/CerberusDailyNewsQuarianFlotillaDwellers Quarian Flotilla Dwellers]]
* [[Characters/CerberusDailyNewsUnknown Unknown]]
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* [[Characters/CerberusDailyNewsAllianceSpaceDwellers Alliance Space Dwellers]]

* [[Characters/CerberusDailyNewsDeceased Deceased]]

* [[Characters/CerberusDailyNewsCitadelDwellers Citadel Dwellers]]

* [[Characters/CerberusDailyNewsSystemsAlliance Systems Alliance]]
* [[Characters/CerberusDailyNewsIlliumDwellers Illium Dwellers]]

* BadAss: Despite his genial demeanor, William's been involved with several of the more high risk arcs on the forum, including working with the STG against QoroQ, joining the rescue mission on Peol IV, and several risky missions during the Reaper War. The man is not to be underestimated

* UnexpectedInheritance: According to her introductory thread, she inherited a lot of money from family members killed in the Reaper War, allowing her to move to the Citadel and set up her charity.

On the surface, an unassuming human woman who runs the Citadel-based charity "Leaving the Ducts", aiding the station's duct rat population. "Michelle Rondor" is actually a fictitious persona, and the woman behind it is, for reasons as yet unexplained, working in the organization of cheerful batarian slaver Bintar Ranak.

* BreathlessNonSequitur: On occasion; she's rather level-headed, but often so enthusiastic and welcoming that the ..pours out of her, particularly in casual social settings.

* LifeOfTheParty: Enthusiasm, hitting on her fellow party-goers, singing loudly but without much skill...

* NerdGlasses: One of her quirks is that she wears large black glasses.
* NoSenseOfDirection: Immediately apparent in one of her first threads, as she tries to find the flat she's purchasing from Vigilant Vanguard.
* RunningGag: For her protection in the crime-ridden ward of Tayseri, she's armed herself with a spray weapon. Unfortunately, she purchased it from Jaquento Schmidt. So far, she's managed to spray herself and a priest.
* TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers: Her initial conversation with Julian Snow, after being left alone with the ex-con after learning he'd hospitalized four marines.

* BreathlessNonSequitur: On occasion; she's rather level-headed, but often so enthusiastic and welcoming...

* TheMole: [=Slaves4Us=] now has an operative on the Citadel itself; she reports directly to Bintar.

* TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers: Her initial conversation with Julian Snow, after being left alone with the ex-con after learning he'd hospitalized four marines. "Well please come in, have a refreshment, don't kill me..."

* UnexpectedInheritance: According to her introductory thread, she inherited a lot of money from family members killed in the Reaper War, allowing her to move to the Citadel and set up her charity.

!Michelle Rondor

On the surface, an unassuming human woman who runs the Citadel-based charity "Leaving the Ducts", aiding the station's duct rat population. "Michelle Rondor" is actually a fictitious persona, and the woman behind it is, for reasons as yet unexplained, working in the organization of cheerful batarian slaver Bintar Ranak.

* GambitPileup: Buying into her persona of a slightly distracted, harmless charity worker, other Citadel residents are hatching their schemes under her nose, unaware that she works for [=Slaves4Us=].
* NerdGlasses: One of her quirks is that she wears large black glasses.
* NoSenseOfDirection: Immediately apparent in one of her first threads, as she tries to find the flat she's purchasing from Vigilant Vanguard.
* RunningGag: For her protection in the crime-ridden ward of Tayseri, she's armed herself with a spray weapon. Unfortunately, she purchased it from Jaquento. So far, she's managed to spray herself and a priest.
* UnexpectedInheritance: According to her introductory thread, she inherited a lot of money from family members killed in the Reaper War, allowing her to move to the Citadel and set up her charity.

* GambitPileup: Buying into her persona of a slightly distracted, harmless charity worker, other Citadel residents are hatching their schemes under her nose, unaware that she works for Slaves4You.

* NoSenseOfDirection: Immediately apparent in one of her first threads, as she tries to find the flat she's purchasing from VigilantVanguard.

An unassuming human woman who runs the Citadel-based charity "Leaving the Ducts", aiding the station's duct rat population. "Michelle Rondor" is actually a fictitious persona, and the woman behind it is, for reasons as yet unexplained, working in the organization of cheerful batarian slaver Bintar Ranak.