History Characters / AlloAllo

* HistoricalCharactersFictionalRelative: He reveals in "Herr Flick's Revenge" that his sister-in-law is Hermann Goering's mistress (the one who wears the [[NoodleImplements shammy leather underclothes]]).

* ScrewTheRulesIHaveConnections: When Herr Flick tries to intimidate him with retribution from his Uncle Himmler in "Herr Flick's Revenge", he counters by saying that his sister-in-law is Hermann Goering's mistress (the one who wears the [[NoodleImplements shammy leather underclothes]] no less).

* OhCrap: He is initially unimpressed when General von Klinkerhoffen mentions that his wife’s sister is Herman Goering's mistress (apparently he has many mistresses) in "Herr Flick's Revenge" but then he finds out that she is the one who wears the [[NoodleImplements shammy leather underclothes]]...

* ReplacementScrappy: In-universe to Hans. None of the Germans like him, and constantly call him a wop or other demeaning names.

* ReplacementScrappy: In and out of the series. Some fans dislike her, believing Maria was sexier, while René doesn't love her as much as he did Maria due to her being slightly deranged.

* CatchPhrase: Four:
** "Whatta mistake-a to make-a!" Whenever something he done turns out to be a right nose up.

** "Mama Mia, what-a mistake to make!” Whenever he DidntThinkThisThrough beforehand and ends up screwing up. It’s also his last line on the show.

* IWasQuiteALooker: Apparently once famous for her looks. She mentions appearing in the Folies Bergère, the famous music hall. Becoming the talk of Paris. Her beauty and voice lured many a young man to her. She has not aged gracefully.*

* PhraseCatcher: "I know it is you, you old fool. What do you want?" From René after showing off a PaperThinDisguise.

** "NO SMOKE-A THE FAG WHEN YOU ON-A PATROL!" Whenever he is yelling at the Italian soldiers under his command.

* BaldWoman: "Pretty Maids All in a Row" reveals she wears a wig.

* TheCrimeJob: Robs the Nouvion bank in "Ribbing the Bonk".

* TheCrimeJob: Robs the Nouvion bank in "Ribbing the Bonk".

* TheCrimeJob: Roger robs the Nouvion bank in "Ribbing the Bonk".

* TheCrimeJob: Robs the Nouvion bank in "Ribbing the Bonk".

* TheCrimeJob: Robs the Garrison pay truck in "A Woman Never Lies".

* TheCrimeJob: Robs the Garrison pay truck in "A Woman Never Lies".

* TheCrimeJob: Robs the Garrison pay truck in "A Woman Never Lies".

* TheCrimeJob: Helps René rob the Nouvion Bank in "Ribbing the Bonk".

* ABirthdayNotABreak: His new car gets blown up by a car bomb on his birthday in "Hitler's Last Heil"... with him inside it.

* ABirthdayNotABreak: Gets kidnapped on his birthday in "Reds Nick Colonel".

* BecomingTheMask: He very quickly settles into his role as a Gendarme and sometimes seems to forget that he's undercover and not actually a real policeman, to the exasperation of René and his compatriots. The 2007 reunion special "The Return of 'Allo 'Allo!" reveals that after the war, he never left and remained on the police force.
* BedmateReveal: Pops out of Madame Fanny's bed and gives Edith a shock in "Camp Dance".

* SettledForGay: Marries Gruber after the TimeSkip in "A Winkle in Time".

* KavorkaMan: He is romantically involved with virtually every woman in the cast at some point. He even gets a few guys pursuing him romantically. But his attractive qualities are hard to recognize. He is a fat, middle-aged, lazy eyed, balding, greedy, cowardly fool.

* AmbiguouslyBi: Was in love with René, but also marries Helga in the DistantFinale in "A Winkle in Time" and has many children.

* ArmedFarces: A German Lieutenant who's too polite to shoot peasants and is rather CampGay.

* BunnyEarsLawyer: The numerous medals would imply that he's actually a fairly competent soldier - or was during his time on the Eastern Front, at least.
* ButNotTooGay: Throughout the whole show, he is shown to have a one-sided crush on René. Come the ending in "A Winkle in Time", and suddenly he's married to Helga (and has had many children with her, indicating that they do consummate their marriage). That could also mean that he is bisexual.

* VisualPun: In "Rising to the Occasion" when General von Klinkerhoffen on a particularly long SanitySlippage induced rant, he stands up behind him and waves a bunch of bananas in air in silent commentary of General von Klinkerhoffen's mental state.

* {{Elopement}}: Attempts this with Yvette in "Train of Events", although a prior mix-up in "Flight to Generva" thanks to [=LeClerc=] foils this. He later succeeds after the TimeSkip in "A Winkle in Time".

* {{Elopement}}: Attempts this with René in "Train of Events", although he was trying to elope with Yvette and Edith only came due to a prior mix-up in "Flight to Generva" thanks to [=LeClerc=].

* {{Elopement}}: Attempts this with René in "Train of Events", although a prior mix-up in "Flight to Generva" thanks to [=LeClerc=] foils this. She later succeeds after the TimeSkip in "A Winkle in Time".

* RefugeInAudacity: She prevents Herr Flick from searching her room by immediately confessing the (admittedly absurd) truth. As she expected, Herr Flick takes this to be the ramblings of a senile old woman and leaves.

* {{Elopement}}: Attempts this with René in "Train of Events", although he was trying to elope with Yvette and Mimi only came due to a prior mix-up in "Flight to Generva" thanks to [=LeClerc=].

* FairForItsDay: He isn't exactly a perfect example of gay representation: he's the butt of many QueerPeopleAreFunny jokes, and "A Winkle in Time" has him marry Helga and have children with her, which could be seen as gay erasure (though he could actually be bisexual). But back in TheEighties when the show first started airing, simply having a character who is unambiguously attracted to another man, and who is portrayed sympathetically, was VERY progressive.
* FauxSymbolism: General von Klinkerhoffen doesn't believe he arranged to see Maria after hours in "The Sausage in the Wardrobe"... until she reveals a large knockwurst sausage hidden on her person.

* IHaveToWashMyHair: Gruber wants to spend some quality time alone with René in "Going Like a Bomb". This follows:
-->'''René''': No, Lieutenant. I have to put the cat out.
-->'''Lieutenant Gruber''': I could put it out with you.
-->'''René''': No, your medals might frighten it.

* MagicPlasticSurgery: He did this in order to escape the Allies, [[TheNthDoctor explaining his new actor]].

* ArmedFarces: A bumbling idiot who's position is PlayedForLaughs.

* BeamMeUpScotty: A common misconception among viewers is that what he says after all the other characters call out "Heil Hitler!" is "Klop!", which is German for "Me too!". This is wrong on both counts, as not only is that not what "Klop!" means in German (it actually means 'Knock!'), Hans is actually saying "-tler!", because he is too lazy to say the full salute.