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* PersecutionFlip: Multiple strips have Calvin, an AnimalLover and environmentalist, imagine Nature/animals taking revenge on humans for mistreating them.
** One strip sees him come to a glade in the woods he loved playing in with Hobbes. He's outraged at seeing it's been bulldozed for building condominiums. Calvin asks what people would think if animals bulldozed houses to plant new trees. One BeatPanel later, we see Hobbes tried to start up a bulldozer to do that, but was thwarted since the workers didn't leave the keys.
** A later strip shows an officer worker gunned down while at work by a deer, who is congratulated by other deer (all wielding hunting rifles) at his kill. We see it's Calvin telling a story for show and tell to his class, justifying it gleefully as the human population had grown so large it needed culling (a common rationale for deer hunting), then his parents complaining about yet ''another'' parent-teacher conference because of this.

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** Dad is normally sarcastic towards Calvin or facetious. When the whole family tries to take care of an injured raccoon, he calmly tells Calvin the raccoon died. As Calvin starts to sob, Dad hugs him and comforts him, telling him they all did the best they could. It's one of the few times Dad is sincere and loving.

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** Dad is normally sarcastic towards Calvin or facetious. When the whole family tries to take care of an injured raccoon, he calmly sadly tells Calvin the raccoon died. As Calvin starts to sob, Dad hugs him and comforts him, telling him they all did the best they could. It's one of the few times Dad is sincere and loving.



** Calvin's mom finally panics about Calvin being sick when she says it's Saturday and therefore he won't be missing school, to which he simply replies "I know" without being upset about losing leisure time.

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** Calvin's mom finally panics about Calvin being sick when she says it's Saturday and therefore he won't be missing school, to which he simply replies "I know" without being upset about losing leisure time. This makes her anxiously run to call the doctor.



* PerfectlyCromulentWord: Calvin has a vocabulary that any adult would be proud of, but that doesn't stop him from making up words when the opportunity arises. In one short story arc, Hobbes uses made up words like "snippid" and "brambish" to describe certain smells, although when Calvin asks how to describe how he smells, Hobbes just says "terrible" before running away laughing.



* PerfectlyCromulentWord: Calvin has a vocabulary that any adult would be proud of, but that doesn't stop him from making up words when the opportunity arises. In one short story arc, Hobbes uses made up words like "snippid" and "brambish" to describe certain smells, although when Calvin asks how to describe how he smells, Hobbes just says "terrible" before running away laughing.
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** In [[http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1989/08/28 an August 1989 arc]], Calvin didn't want to make his bed, so he and Hobbes spent all afternoon trying to build a robot to do it for him. They couldn't get the robot to work, but since they spent so long on it, the bed never got made. Mission accomplished!

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** In [[http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1989/08/28 an August 1989 arc]], Calvin didn't want to make his bed, so he and Hobbes spent all afternoon trying to build a robot to do it for him. They couldn't get the robot to work, but since they spent so long on it, the bed never got made. [[SarcasmMode Mission accomplished!accomplished!]]


* KidsAreCruel: Calvin has been both the instigator and the victim of such acts.

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** Calvin himself can be one several times due to being [[ItsAllAboutMe an egotistical]] BrattyHalfPint. For example, he once stole Susie's doll to use as a ransom for $100. He took it even further by including a photo of the doll tied to a chair with the ransom note. He also knowingly attempted to try and infect Susie with his chicken pox. During one of his stints as Stupendous Man, Calvin dropped a heavy bowling ball-sized snowball on Susie's head from a tree, too oblivious to realize a stunt like that could've seriously injured her. When his mom confronted him about it, he tried to play it off, but his mom wasn't having any of it. She drilled into him what he could've done and threatened to take away his Stupendous Man costume for good if he ever tried something like that again.

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** Calvin himself can be one several times due to being [[ItsAllAboutMe an egotistical]] BrattyHalfPint. For example, he once stole Susie's doll to use as a ransom for $100. He took it even further farther by including a photo of the doll tied to a chair with the ransom note. He also knowingly attempted to try and infect Susie with his chicken pox. During one of his stints as Stupendous Man, Calvin dropped a heavy bowling ball-sized snowball on Susie's head from a tree, too oblivious to realize a stunt like that could've seriously injured her. When his mom confronted him about it, he tried to play it off, but his mom wasn't having any of it. She drilled into him what he could've done and threatened to take away his Stupendous Man costume for good if he ever tried something like that again.
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** Right before Moe is about to beat him up again, Calvin demands to know why he doesn't pick on someone his own size? Moe simply replies "they'd hit back". Calvin recognizes there's a certain unethical logic to that answer.

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** Right before Moe is about to beat him up again, Calvin demands to know why he doesn't pick on someone his own size? Moe simply replies "they'd hit back". Calvin recognizes realizes there's a certain unethical logic to that answer.


* MyGodWhatHaveIDone: There are times when Calvin realizes his shenanigans have gone too far and he genuinely feels bad about it.

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* MajorInjuryUnderreaction: One Sunday strip did a parody of [[UsefulNotes/TheDarkAgeOfComicBooks Dark Age]] comic books, in which a character having a huge hole blasted through his torso narrates: "I could feel my spine shatter. [[{{Understatement}} It hurt... a lot]]."

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* MajorInjuryUnderreaction: One Sunday strip did a parody of [[UsefulNotes/TheDarkAgeOfComicBooks [[MediaNotes/TheDarkAgeOfComicBooks Dark Age]] comic books, in which a character having a huge hole blasted through his torso narrates: "I could feel my spine shatter. [[{{Understatement}} It hurt... a lot]]."



* NewMediaAreEvil: Sometimes used, sometimes criticized. The combination almost seems hypocritical on Bill Watterson's part. Generally speaking, Watterson tended to defend ''newspaper'' comics (not an unsurprising opinion for someone whose career was writing newspaper comics). They weren't necessarily less stupid at the time, but in his view comic strips had far more potential to convey deep meaning than the comics from the then-ongoing UsefulNotes/TheDarkAgeOfComicBooks, which often seemed to be in a competition to cram the highest possible death toll into twenty pages.

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* NewMediaAreEvil: Sometimes used, sometimes criticized. The combination almost seems hypocritical on Bill Watterson's part. Generally speaking, Watterson tended to defend ''newspaper'' comics (not an unsurprising opinion for someone whose career was writing newspaper comics). They weren't necessarily less stupid at the time, but in his view comic strips had far more potential to convey deep meaning than the comics from the then-ongoing UsefulNotes/TheDarkAgeOfComicBooks, MediaNotes/TheDarkAgeOfComicBooks, which often seemed to be in a competition to cram the highest possible death toll into twenty pages.
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* MailOrderNovelty: One plot arc has Calvin gorge himself on Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bomb cereal to collect enough [[CompetitionCouponMadness proof-of-purchase seals]] to order a propeller beanie, believing it to be a real HatOfFlight. When he finally gets it, his test flight is an immediate disappointment, so he tosses it aside and happily [[KidsPreferBoxes plays with the box instead]].

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* MenagerieOfMisery: Hobbes hates the zoo and sees it as equivalent to a prison for animals, as shown in one strip, when Calvin asks to go to the zoo, Hobbes asks Calvin if they can visit a prison afterwards.

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Hobbes hates the zoo and sees it as equivalent to a prison for animals, as shown in one strip, when Calvin asks to go to the zoo, Hobbes asks Calvin if they can visit a prison afterwards.afterwards.
** In one story arc in which they actually go to the zoo, Hobbes feels sorry for the animals because they don't have much room to move and can only sleep until they are fed. Calvin then points out that is all Hobbes does.
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* PropellerHatOfWhimsy: In one arc, Calvin (who is known for his [[MrImagination active imagination]]) orders a propeller hat in the mail, mistakenly believing it'll make him fly. He even spaces out in class and imagines flying with it. He finds out too late that it only spins and can't make him airborne, much to his disappointment.

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* PushPolling: Calvin likes to confront his dad with polls of the 6-year-old and tiger populations of the house. While these invariably show a landslide of popular opinion, his father inexplicably remains unmoved.



* PushPolling: Calvin tends to employ this when discussing his dad's "approval ratings", to try and convince him to give him later bedtimes or let him stay home from school. His dad is always unmoved.
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** Calvin is generally inconsiderate, selfish and lazy. However, the raccoon strip shows Calvin making genuine effort to help a dying baby raccoon, [[spoiler: even becoming sad and indignant over its death]].

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** Calvin is generally inconsiderate, selfish and lazy. However, the raccoon strip shows Calvin making a genuine effort to help a dying baby raccoon, raccoon by getting his parents to help out, [[spoiler: even becoming sad and indignant over its death]].

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* PetTheDog: Even in her first appearance, Rosalyn locked Calvin in the garage for an unknown misdemeanor, so her kind moments are few and far in-between.
** During an arc where Calvin and Hobbes tried to run away from her, she actually offered to make popcorn with him. Rosalyn rescinded the offer when she saw they had flown the coop.
** Her last arc has her bribe Calvin that if he gives her no trouble, they'll play his favorite game and he gets to stay up half an hour past his bedtime. She actually keeps her word (and has fun) when she grabs the nuances of Calvinball is to make up as you go along. While Calvin isn't thrilled that she won and took Hobbes, hostage, he honored the rules and went to bed without complaint.

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Even in her first appearance, Rosalyn locked Calvin in the garage for an unknown misdemeanor, so her kind moments are few and far in-between.
** *** During an arc where Calvin and Hobbes tried to run away from her, she actually offered to make popcorn with him. Rosalyn rescinded the offer when she saw they had flown the coop.
** *** Her last arc has her bribe Calvin that if he gives her no trouble, they'll play his favorite game and he gets to stay up half an hour past his bedtime. She actually keeps her word (and has fun) when she grabs the nuances of Calvinball is to make up as you go along. While Calvin isn't thrilled that she won and took Hobbes, hostage, he honored the rules and went to bed without complaint.complaint.
** Calvin is generally inconsiderate, selfish and lazy. However, the raccoon strip shows Calvin making genuine effort to help a dying baby raccoon, [[spoiler: even becoming sad and indignant over its death]].
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** Calvin is fleeing from a furious swarm of hornets; when Hobbes asks why they're so angry, Calvin casually replies that he spent the whole morning [[TooDumbToLive throwing rocks at their nest]]. Calvin is incredulous when Hobbes decides he deserves his fate and leaves Calvin hanging in a tree for the insects to get him.

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** Calvin is fleeing from a furious swarm of hornets; when Hobbes asks why they're so angry, Calvin casually replies that he spent the whole morning [[TooDumbToLive throwing rocks at their nest]]. Calvin is incredulous when Hobbes decides he deserves his fate and leaves Calvin hanging in on a tree branch in his underwear for the insects to get him.
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* PlatonicKiss: Calvin's parents sometimes kiss him goodnight when they're putting him to bed. Mom also often has to kiss Hobbes, much to her chagrin. One strip even had Calvin wake her up in the middle of the night to kiss Hobbes ''again'' because the first one "didn't take":

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* PlatonicKiss: PlatonicKissing: Calvin's parents sometimes kiss him goodnight when they're putting him to bed. Mom also often has to kiss Hobbes, much to her chagrin. One strip even had Calvin wake her up in the middle of the night to kiss Hobbes ''again'' because the first one "didn't take":
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* PlatonicKiss: Calvin's parents sometimes kiss him goodnight when they're putting him to bed. Mom also often has to kiss Hobbes, much to her chagrin. One strip even had Calvin wake her up in the middle of the night to kiss Hobbes ''again'' because the first one "didn't take":
-->'''Hobbes''': Hmmph, I don't think ''that'' one took either.\\
'''Calvin''': Oh, go to sleep.
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* LiterallyFallingThroughTheCracks: In one strip, Calvin's bubble bath tries to drown him, only to be defeated when Calvin pulls the plug, resulting in the monster being sucked down the drain with the rest of the water.

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* {{Metaphorgotten}}: In two different story arcs, Calvin tries to solve a math problems by visualizing them as elaborate fantasy scenarios--only for extraneous details of the fantasy to lead Calvin to the completely wrong conclusion.
** A math pop quiz opens with "6 + 5 = ?", so Calvin imagines Spaceman Spiff dragging the sixth planet of the Mysterio system and crashing it into the fifth planet. The smaller Planet 5 is completely obliterated, leaving just Planet 6. So Calvin concludes "6 + 5 = 6".
** When given [[TrainProblem how long it takes two cars to pass each other and asked how far apart they must have started]], Calvin imagines this as a case that Tracer Bullet was hired to solve. Susie's refusal to share her answer with Calvin gets reframed as Bullet's usual stool pigeon, "the Derkins dame", being too scared to talk. Bullet realizes his two drivers must be part of a "numbers racket", and whoever's responsible must be powerful enough to scare the Derkins dame into silence. Bullet consults his case files for a number big enough to fit the profile, and concludes it can only be "Mr. Billion". Therefore, the two drivers started a billion miles away from each other.
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* PrankCall:
** Calvin never actively calls people (probably because he doesn't actually know anyone), but he does answer a lot of incoming calls with abject nonsense and then hangs up, simply because [[ItsAllAboutMe the call is never for him and he hates taking messages]] (and his luddite father refuses to get an answering machine that would solve the issue). Calvin will also sometimes call the library or the hardware store for ridiculous requests like making bombs or how to spell swear words, but [[SubvertedTrope these aren't jokes]], he's completely serious.
** Sometimes Calvin will call his dad at work to bug him with his shenanigans, such as saying how lame it is he's stuck in a boring job while he can run and play outside all day, or pretending to be a ''literal'' bug.
--->'''Calvin:''' Bzz bz! Bzzzz! Bzz bzz! Bzzz bz!\\
'''Calvin's Dad:''' Calvin, this had better not be you.

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** The incident that most fans point to is the time that Calvin asks Hobbes to tie him to a chair so that he can break free. Calvin is tied so tight that his parents are stumped as to how he got himself into the situation, despite Calvin's insistence that Hobbes did it. Related to this is the fact that Calvin can't escape and Hobbes doesn't/isn't able to set him free; is it really because he got distracted reading through Calvin's Cub Scouts manual or because, as an imaginary friend, he literally ''can't'' untie Calvin?
** There are several strange things that have little explanation other than that Hobbes ''is'' real. As in ''photographic evidence''. When Calvin took a picture of Hobbes "pouncing" on him, it was indeed a picture of Hobbes flying through the air with seemingly no outside force (possibly a friend could have thrown him, but of course Calvin has no friends), although it could have been a timed photo. Hobbes once took a photo of Calvin while the boy was sneezing. There was no way Calvin could do this by himself -- setting the time right would be nigh-impossible and we can see Calvin's hands in the photo. Heck, it makes Hobbes pretty impressive; catching someone mid-sneeze would be an impressive feat for a professional photographer. That said, no one else except Calvin and Hobbes sees the photo so one could still say the picture was imaginary.
** The one scene where Susie sees Calvin fighting Hobbes (or to her, he's rolling in the dirt and grappling with a stuffed animal), and ''losing''. Even she admits that she can't explain that one.
** There's the time that Hobbes was missing, and Susie found him, and decided to hold a tea party with him. Enter Calvin, asking Susie if she's seen Hobbes, and rushing over to thank her, kissing her hand. Now, Calvin was in front of Susie the whole time, in her line of sight. [[http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1986/05/31 But when she turns back to her tea party?]]
---> '''Susie:''' Hey! Who took all the cookies?
** There's Calvin's bicycle. He's clearly terrified of it and convinced that it wants to kill him. An easy explanation is that he's creating malicious fantasies to justify his fear of falling off the bike, yet on one occasion, he actually found it "hiding" in his room in an apparent ambush. Could Calvin have overcome his fear enough to move his bike in order to set up an imaginary attack, and then seemingly repressed the memory of having done so, when he normally runs away from it as a matter of course? In another case, Calvin's helmet has bike treads on it, which would've meant he somehow ran ''himself'' over repeatedly if the bike wasn't alive, although you could interpret it as cartoonish exaggeration. In yet another strip, even Calvin's dad is very perplexed at just how often Calvin gets clobbered trying to ride the bicycle, musing about middle ear issues. On the other hand, the one time Calvin's dad accompanies Calvin in teaching him to ride the bicycle, it never acts up even once, and never does so ever again.

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** The incident that most fans point to is the time that One story arc has Calvin asks ask Hobbes to tie him to a chair so that he can break free. Calvin is tied so tight that his parents are stumped as to how he got himself into the situation, despite Calvin's insistence that Hobbes did it. Related to this is Additionally, there's the fact that Calvin can't escape and Hobbes doesn't/isn't able is either unwilling or unable to set him free; free him; is it really because he Hobbes got distracted reading through Calvin's Cub Scouts manual or because, as an imaginary friend, he literally ''can't'' untie Calvin?
** There are several strange things a few occasions in the strip where a photo is taken from a perspective that have makes very little explanation other than that sense given Calvin's circumstances unless Hobbes ''is'' is real. As in ''photographic evidence''. When Calvin took takes a picture of Hobbes "pouncing" on him, it was indeed a picture of him that shows Hobbes flying through the air with seemingly no outside force (possibly a friend force; the photo could have been timed or a friend possibly could've thrown him, Hobbes, but of course Calvin has no friends), although it could have been a timed photo. Hobbes once took friends. Hobbes' taking a photo of Calvin while mid-sneeze is flat-out impossible for the boy was sneezing. There was no way Calvin could do this to have done by himself -- setting the time right timer on the camera correctly would be nigh-impossible extremely difficult to do and we can see Calvin's hands in the photo. Heck, it makes Hobbes pretty impressive; catching someone mid-sneeze would be an impressive feat for a professional photographer. That said, no one else except Calvin and Hobbes sees the photo so one could still say the picture was imaginary.
** The one scene where One strip has Susie sees see Calvin fighting Hobbes (or Hobbes, which to her, he's her looks like Calvin's rolling in the dirt and grappling with a stuffed animal), animal, and ''losing''. Even she admits that she can't explain that one.
** There's the time that The story arc where Hobbes was missing, and goes missing has Susie found him, find him and decided decide to hold a tea party with him. Enter Calvin, asking Susie if she's seen Hobbes, and rushing over to thank her, kissing her hand. Now, party, which is where Calvin was finds and reclaims Hobbes. Calvin is in front of Susie and in her line of sight the whole time, in her line of sight. [[http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1986/05/31 But but when she turns back to her tea party?]]
---> '''Susie:''' Hey! Who took
party]] all of the cookies?
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** There's Calvin's bicycle. He's clearly Calvin is terrified of it his bicycle and convinced that it wants to kill him. An easy explanation is that he's creating malicious fantasies to justify his fear of falling off the bike, yet on one occasion, he actually found it occasion the bike is "hiding" in his room in an apparent ambush. Could Calvin have overcome his fear enough to move his bike in order to set up an imaginary attack, and then seemingly repressed the memory of having done so, when he normally runs away from it as a matter of course? In another case, Calvin's helmet has bike treads on it, which would've meant he somehow ran ''himself'' over repeatedly if the bike wasn't alive, although you could interpret it as cartoonish exaggeration. In yet another strip, even Calvin's dad is very perplexed at just how often Calvin gets clobbered trying to ride the bicycle, musing about middle ear issues. On the other hand, the one time Calvin's dad accompanies Calvin in teaching him to ride the bicycle, it never acts up even once, and never does so ever again.



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* NameTron: One arc has Calvin invent a device called a Cerebral Enhance-O-Tron to enhance his brain when he needs to write an essay for school.
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* MinorInjuryOverreaction:
** [[https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1988/05/14 In one strip]], Calvin skins his knee, and he starts screaming, hopping on one leg, and clutching in knee in agony... until he realizes there's no one even paying attention to him, at which point he walks calmly back to his house, and [[DramaQueen resumes his melodramatic performance]] in front of his mom.
** [[https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1986/04/01 One trip]] to the doctor has him receive a vaccination shot. As Calvin is deathly AfraidOfNeedles, he reacts with all the severity that one would expect, much to his mother's embarrassment.
--->'''Calvin:''' '''AAUGHH!''' IT WENT CLEAR THROUGH MY ARM!! Ow ow ow ow!!! '''I'm dying!''' I hope you've paid your malpractice insurance, you quack!! ''Where's my mom??!''
** Calvin tends to react this way whenever he's stung by a bee or other insect (often because his imagination turns them into a BigCreepyCrawly), [[https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1993/08/08 at one point]] asking his mother to bandage up the wound from the "harpoon" that "gored" him.
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* NostalgiaAintLikeItUsedToBe: For a work that often depicts the joys and wonders of childhood, ''Calvin & Hobbes'' also doesn't hold back about the frustrations, disappointments and difficulties that come with it. Calvin is a smart kid with a vivid imagination and an expert at making his own fun, but he also has practically no means to impact the events that unfold around him or the relationships he has with other people, almost all of his decisions are made for him but he still has to suffer the consequences, real-world problems are much bigger to him because his world is so much smaller, and even when he's 100% right about something, he still gets shut down by the adults in his life simply because they're the adults and he isn't. Calvin himself sums it up in one strip where he's knocked into a mud puddle by resident bully Moe, just because [[ForTheEvulz Moe felt like doing it]]:
-->"People who are nostalgic for childhood were obviously never children."

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** In some strips, Calvin likes to add ''more'' sugar to the already super-sweet cereal or using ''soda'' instead of milk. One shows [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome the consequences]] of him doing so:

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** In some strips, Calvin likes to add ''more'' sugar to the already super-sweet cereal or using ''soda'' instead of milk. One shows [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome shows the consequences]] consequences of him doing so:



* PyrrhicVictory: Played with in one story arc, where Calvin attempts to weasel out of having to do a writing assignment for school by using time travel to get it in the future when it's already written. It doesn't end up working out, because in order for the assignment to exist in the future he had to have written it in the past, but the past and future Hobbeses together, realizing in advance Calvin's scheme won't work, write up a story themselves and give it to Calvin, so he still gets out of having to write a story himself in the end. Unfortunately, when Calvin presents the story the next day, he finds it's an insulting story about how much of a useless idiot he is for using time travel to weasel out of doing his homework with time travel that, according to Calvin, turned him into the laughingstock of the class...and earned him an A+.

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* PyrrhicVictory: Played with in one story arc, where Calvin attempts to weasel out of having to do a writing assignment for school by using time travel to get it in the future when it's already written. It doesn't end up working out, because in order for the assignment to exist in the future he had to have written it in the past, but the past and future Hobbeses together, realizing in advance Calvin's scheme won't work, write up a story themselves and give it to Calvin, so he still gets out of having to write a story himself in the end. Unfortunately, when Calvin presents the story the next day, he finds it's an insulting story about how much of a useless idiot he is for using time travel to weasel out of doing his homework with time travel that, according to Calvin, turned him into the laughingstock of the class...and earned him an A+.A+.
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