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* In ''VideoGame/ThiefTheDarkProject'', Garrett must rescue his fence Cutty. He has positive reasons to save his fence but made sure to undercut his reasons as not to appear emotional.
-->"Cutty's a reliable fence, and I don't appreciate the Hammerites abducting him. And he owes me money for the Bafford job...."
-->"Cutty's a reliable fence, and I don't appreciate the Hammerites abducting him. And he owes me money for the Bafford job...."
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* In ''Magic'' the house where you [[DreadedChildrensPartyEntertainer bombed as a magician]] has a list of cocktail recipes fastened to the wall. The first four perfectly normal cocktails are followed by "Vampire's Delight", which is composed of one part Scotch and one part monkey blood.
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** Even better, because the PC can respond, (presumably equally deadpan), "Is it the first offence?" after receiving the reply, "Let's assume, no." The response becomes "Around 500."
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** Even better, because the PC can respond, (presumably equally deadpan), "Is it the first offence?" after offence?" After receiving the reply, reply "Let's assume, no." The the response becomes "Around 500."
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* In ''The Inner World'', a visual inspection of Conroy's garbage dump prompts the following list.
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* In ''The Inner World'', World'' a visual inspection of Conroy's garbage dump prompts the following list.
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* The introduction to ''One Game in Search of a Story'':
-->You wake up at three in the morning feeling like you've forgotten something.\\
What could it be?\\
You brushed your teeth, you destroyed the evidence of your recent robbery, you took a shower, you gave a small child marijuana...\\
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OH NO! YOU FORGOT TO GIVE THIS GAME A STORY!
-->You wake up at three in the morning feeling like you've forgotten something.\\
What could it be?\\
You brushed your teeth, you destroyed the evidence of your recent robbery, you took a shower, you gave a small child marijuana...\\
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OH NO! YOU FORGOT TO GIVE THIS GAME A STORY!
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* Doctor Thomas A. Beanies from ''VideoGame/{{Mewgenics}}'' refers to himself as a self-taught scientist, cat expert, geneticist, and drug dealer.
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** ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIVOblivion'' plays this with Weebam-Na describing a failed restaurant that specialised in meals made of rats (Of course, given that this is a town where about half the population are [[CatFolk bipedal cats]], this ''might'' have been a sound move. Might. If khajiit didn't prefer sweets that is.). Double-trope score for being a ShoutOut to the Glimmer Man.
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** ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIVOblivion'' plays this with Weebam-Na describing a failed restaurant that specialised in meals made of rats rats. (Of course, given that this is a town where about half the population are [[CatFolk bipedal cats]], this ''might'' have been a sound move. Might. If khajiit didn't prefer sweets sweets, that is.). ) Double-trope score for being a ShoutOut to the Glimmer Man.
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--->"I'm the only alchemist in Skingrad. Not much business here, but I can't go back to Morrowind. It's just like anywhere else in the Empire. By the way...do you happen to know what the fine is here in Cyrodiil for necrophilia? Just asking."
** Even better, because the PC can respond, (Presumably equally deadpan), "Is it the first offence?" after receiving the reply, "Let's assume, no." The response becomes "Around 500."
** ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim'' got a rather brilliant one in the "Dark Brotherhood" questline. Nazir gives the Dovahkin the task of murdering the bride at a wedding [[spoiler:and she's the cousin of the Emperor, and her assassination will spark a chain of events that lead to the Emperor's assassination]]. When he comments about it, he says "You'll have a lovely time. You'll mingle with the guests, have some cake, stab the bride during her reception, and leave with some favors."
** Even better, because the PC can respond, (Presumably equally deadpan), "Is it the first offence?" after receiving the reply, "Let's assume, no." The response becomes "Around 500."
** ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim'' got a rather brilliant one in the "Dark Brotherhood" questline. Nazir gives the Dovahkin the task of murdering the bride at a wedding [[spoiler:and she's the cousin of the Emperor, and her assassination will spark a chain of events that lead to the Emperor's assassination]]. When he comments about it, he says "You'll have a lovely time. You'll mingle with the guests, have some cake, stab the bride during her reception, and leave with some favors."
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--->"I'm the only alchemist in Skingrad. Not much business here, but I can't go back to Morrowind. It's just like anywhere else in the Empire. By the way...do you happen to know what the fine is here in Cyrodiil for necrophilia? [[ILoveTheDead necrophilia]]? Just asking."
** Even better, because the PC can respond,(Presumably (presumably equally deadpan), "Is it the first offence?" after receiving the reply, "Let's assume, no." The response becomes "Around 500."
** ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim'' got a rather brilliant one in the "Dark Brotherhood" questline. Nazir gives the Dovahkin the task of murdering the bride at a wedding[[spoiler:and [[spoiler:— and she's the cousin of the Emperor, and her assassination will spark a chain of events that lead to the Emperor's assassination]]. When he comments about it, he says "You'll have a lovely time. You'll mingle with the guests, have some cake, stab the bride during her reception, and leave with some favors."
** Even better, because the PC can respond,
** ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim'' got a rather brilliant one in the "Dark Brotherhood" questline. Nazir gives the Dovahkin the task of murdering the bride at a wedding
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** From ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIII'': ''I also like jazz, and cooking, and {{bestiality|IsDepraved}} so the Internet is really good for my hobbies.'' Wait what?! Oh Chatterbox, you have such a deleterious effect on my driving skills...
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** From ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIII'': ''I "I also like jazz, and cooking, and {{bestiality|IsDepraved}} so the Internet is really good for my hobbies.'' " Wait what?! Oh Chatterbox, you have such a deleterious effect on my driving skills...
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* In ''VideoGame/AHatInTime'' when you examine the bookcase on Hat Kid's ship:
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* In ''VideoGame/AHatInTime'' ''VideoGame/AHatInTime'', when you examine the bookcase on Hat Kid's ship:
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* In ''The Inner World'' a visual inspection of Conroy's garbage dump prompts the following list.
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* In ''The Inner World'' World'', a visual inspection of Conroy's garbage dump prompts the following list.
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* In ''VideoGame/JadeEmpire'', the majority of the Black Whirlwind's {{Backstory}} conversations go this way. An amusing mix of AxCrazy and BoisterousBruiser, the mercenary Whirlwind will often begin with an amusing war story about something he thinks is relatively harmless, then offhandedly mention [[JudgmentOfSolomon cleaving innocent women in half]], or [[IncendiaryExponent letting wine-soaked rats get too close to a fire]]. At one point Minister Sheng's litany of complaints begins with having dogs defecate in his shoes, being told he was smelly and being insulted by local children, and ends with his office being burned to the ground.
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* In ''VideoGame/JadeEmpire'', the majority of the Black Whirlwind's {{Backstory}} conversations go this way. An amusing mix of AxCrazy and BoisterousBruiser, the mercenary Whirlwind will often begin with an amusing war story about something he thinks is relatively harmless, then offhandedly mention [[JudgmentOfSolomon cleaving innocent women in half]], or [[IncendiaryExponent letting wine-soaked rats get too close to a fire]]. At one point point, Minister Sheng's litany of complaints begins with having dogs defecate in his shoes, being told he was smelly and being insulted by local children, and ends with his office being burned to the ground.
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-->'''Nelson:''' I miss my office. It's warm in my office. It's safe in my office. There are no [[spoiler: maniacal gnomes or chainsaw-wielding waitresses]] in my office!
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-->'''Nelson:''' I miss my office. It's warm in my office. It's safe in my office. There are no [[spoiler: maniacal [[spoiler:maniacal gnomes or chainsaw-wielding waitresses]] in my office!
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* One of the chained up peasants in ''VideoGame/OverlordRaisingHell'', who hangs from a wall in Melvin's kitchen pleads ''"Will someone just give me some food? Potaoe peelings, apple cores, a brussel sprout even... anything!"''
* ''Videogame/PlanescapeTorment'' has Vrischka's Curiosity Shoppe -- most of the items are... less than ordinary, like a monster jug containing a real monster, a bottle of angel's tears and a demon's tongue. Then there's the baby oil.
-->'''Vrischka:''' [[MadeFromRealGirlScouts from only the finest mewling mortal babies!]]
* ''Videogame/PlanescapeTorment'' has Vrischka's Curiosity Shoppe -- most of the items are... less than ordinary, like a monster jug containing a real monster, a bottle of angel's tears and a demon's tongue. Then there's the baby oil.
-->'''Vrischka:''' [[MadeFromRealGirlScouts from only the finest mewling mortal babies!]]
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* One of the chained up peasants in ''VideoGame/OverlordRaisingHell'', who hangs from a wall in Melvin's kitchen kitchen, pleads ''"Will someone just give me some food? Potaoe peelings, apple cores, a brussel sprout even... anything!"''
* ''Videogame/PlanescapeTorment'' has Vrischka's Curiosity Shoppe -- most of the items are... less than ordinary, like a monster jug containing a real monster, a bottle of angel'stears tears, and a demon's tongue. Then there's the baby oil.
-->'''Vrischka:''' [[MadeFromRealGirlScoutsfrom From only the finest mewling mortal babies!]]
* ''Videogame/PlanescapeTorment'' has Vrischka's Curiosity Shoppe -- most of the items are... less than ordinary, like a monster jug containing a real monster, a bottle of angel's
-->'''Vrischka:''' [[MadeFromRealGirlScouts
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** On a DummiedOut poster - "Know your time travel paradoxes. Always avoid... Future self, your father, past self, [[HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct Hitler]]."
* In ''VideoGame/PresentableLiberty'', the player character periodically receives new minigames from their "Happy Buddy". At one point, he lists off all the things he had to sell in order to buy the latest game - his house, his food, one of his lungs...
* In ''VideoGame/PresentableLiberty'', the player character periodically receives new minigames from their "Happy Buddy". At one point, he lists off all the things he had to sell in order to buy the latest game - his house, his food, one of his lungs...
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** On a DummiedOut poster - — "Know your time travel paradoxes. Always avoid... Future self, your father, past self, [[HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct Hitler]]."
* In ''VideoGame/PresentableLiberty'', the player character periodically receives new minigames from their "Happy Buddy". At one point, he lists off all the things he had to sell in order to buy the latest game- — his house, his food, one of his lungs...
* In ''VideoGame/PresentableLiberty'', the player character periodically receives new minigames from their "Happy Buddy". At one point, he lists off all the things he had to sell in order to buy the latest game
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* In ''VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice'' Hugh Bliss manages to do this even when his actual words are nothing but Squick. The Bread, Eggs, and Milk are all in the bubbly falsetto with which he speaks the line.
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* In ''VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice'' ''VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice'', Hugh Bliss manages to do this even when his actual words are nothing but Squick. The Bread, Eggs, and Milk are all in the bubbly falsetto with which he speaks the line.
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* ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'': ''It's the middle-ish part of a century a lot like the one we just had. A simpler time. There are three TV stations, one phone company, and '''two holding corporations that secretly control every government on the planet'''.''
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* ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'': ''It's the middle-ish part of a century a lot like the one we just had. A simpler time. There are three TV stations, one phone company, and '''two '''[[MegaCorp two holding corporations that secretly control every government on the planet'''.planet]]'''.''
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* We have Vieri De'Pazzi in ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedII'', [[spoiler: as Ezio is leaving Firenze]].
-->'''Ezio:''' What do you want, Vieri?\\
'''Vieri:''' So many things! A larger palazzo, two new steeds, a prettier bride... oh, and yes... your life.
-->'''Ezio:''' What do you want, Vieri?\\
'''Vieri:''' So many things! A larger palazzo, two new steeds, a prettier bride... oh, and yes... your life.
* ''VideoGame/TheUntoldTalesOfTheVocaloids'': in Iroha Library, there is an visitor who remarks the library has many things in its collection, including "science, drama, fantasy, and ''{{ecchi}}'' books."
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--> '''Horzak Zignibble:''' Workers act like it's their job to complain. If it isn't the backbreaking labor, the long hours, or the low pay, it's [[TakenForGranite being turned to stone]] by basilisks. It's always something!
* We have Vieri De'Pazzi in ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedII'', [[spoiler: as Ezio is leaving Firenze]].
-->'''Ezio:''' What do you want, Vieri?\\
'''Vieri:''' So many things! A larger palazzo, two new steeds, a prettier bride... oh, and yes... your life.
* We have Vieri De'Pazzi in ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedII'', [[spoiler: as Ezio is leaving Firenze]].
-->'''Ezio:''' What do you want, Vieri?\\
'''Vieri:''' So many things! A larger palazzo, two new steeds, a prettier bride... oh, and yes... your life.
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--> '''Horzak Zignibble:''' Workers act like it's their job to complain. If it isn't the backbreaking labor, the long hours, or the low pay, it's [[TakenForGranite being turned to stone]] by basilisks. It's always something!
* We have Vieri De'Pazzi in ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedII'', [[spoiler: as Ezio is leaving Firenze]].
-->'''Ezio:''' What do you want, Vieri?\\
'''Vieri:''' So many things! A larger palazzo, two new steeds, a prettier bride... oh, and yes... your life.something!
* We have Vieri De'Pazzi in ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedII'', [[spoiler: as Ezio is leaving Firenze]].
-->'''Ezio:''' What do you want, Vieri?\\
'''Vieri:''' So many things! A larger palazzo, two new steeds, a prettier bride... oh, and yes... your life.
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** Zevran complains about stumbling into a TownWithADarkSecret: "Just once, I'd like to walk into one of these places and discover a lively dance, or a drinking festival, [[AnythingThatMoves or an orgy.]] But alas, no."
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** Zevran complains about stumbling into a TownWithADarkSecret: "Just once, I'd like to walk into one of these places and discover a lively dance, or a drinking festival, [[AnythingThatMoves or an orgy.]] orgy. But alas, no."
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* Your opening narration in ''VideoGame/SeventySevenPEggwife''. Your beloved eggwife is the bread to your butter, the wife to your egg, and the shit to your pizza with a bit of shit on it.
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* In ''VideoGame/JadeEmpire'', the majority of the Black Whirlwind's {{Backstory}} conversations go this way. An amusing mix of AxCrazy and BoisterousBruiser, the mercenary Whirlwind will often begin with an amusing war story about something he thinks is relatively harmless, then offhandedly mention [[JudgmentOfSolomon cleaving innocent women in half]], or [[IncendiaryExponent letting wine-soaked rats get too close to a fire]].
** At one point Minister Sheng's litany of complaints begins with having dogs defecate in his shoes, being told he was smelly and being insulted by local children, and ends with his office being burned to the ground.
** At one point Minister Sheng's litany of complaints begins with having dogs defecate in his shoes, being told he was smelly and being insulted by local children, and ends with his office being burned to the ground.
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* In ''VideoGame/JadeEmpire'', the majority of the Black Whirlwind's {{Backstory}} conversations go this way. An amusing mix of AxCrazy and BoisterousBruiser, the mercenary Whirlwind will often begin with an amusing war story about something he thinks is relatively harmless, then offhandedly mention [[JudgmentOfSolomon cleaving innocent women in half]], or [[IncendiaryExponent letting wine-soaked rats get too close to a fire]].
**fire]]. At one point Minister Sheng's litany of complaints begins with having dogs defecate in his shoes, being told he was smelly and being insulted by local children, and ends with his office being burned to the ground.
**
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* According to the hippies of ''VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing'', [[http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/You_Better_Work_It pontiuspilates]] is "an exercise regimen designed to relax you, bring your body into alignment, strengthen your core, and fracture your spine." They get the bonus points: you reply, "Wait, what was that last one?"
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* ''VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing'':
** According to thehippies of ''VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing'', hippies, [[http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/You_Better_Work_It pontiuspilates]] is "an exercise regimen designed to relax you, bring your body into alignment, strengthen your core, and fracture your spine." They get the bonus points: you reply, "Wait, what was that last one?"
** According to the
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* Done deliberately and ''very'' sarcastically by Joker in ''VideoGame/MassEffect3'' while discussing how out of it Citadel news is: the new [[StylisticSuck Blasto]] movie breaks box-office records, tips for redecorating, "and oh yeah a big-ass [[EldritchStarship Reaper]] invasion".
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* ''VideoGame/MassEffect3'':
** Done deliberately and ''very'' sarcastically by Jokerin ''VideoGame/MassEffect3'' while discussing how out of it Citadel news is: the new [[StylisticSuck Blasto]] movie breaks box-office records, tips for redecorating, "and oh yeah a big-ass [[EldritchStarship Reaper]] invasion".
** Done deliberately and ''very'' sarcastically by Joker
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* In ''VideoGame/{{Bugsnax}}'', Beffica's summary in the journal notes that she likes "gossip, photography, and breaking and entering".
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* In ''VideoGame/DwarfFortress'', looking inside the mind of one of your denizens will often result in something like this:
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* In ''VideoGame/DwarfFortress'', looking inside the mind of one of your denizens will often result in string together the most recent thoughts with little regard for context, which unless your fortress is going genuinely incredibly will usually lead to something like this:this:
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* ''VideoGame/TomodachiLife'': "I keep everything in my wallet! Cash, credit cards, toothpaste, extra socks..."
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** One of the talk radio shows on a ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto'' game features a woman who saw her family murdered in front of her eyes, and is drugged up pretty high in an attempt to deal with the traumatic memories. Evidently, the drugs aren't quite enough, as she has a tendency to reveal slightly disturbing facts about it out of the blue in an unnaturally perky tone. And towards the end of the show, the drugs begin to wear off...
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** [[Radio/GTARadio One of the talk radio shows on a ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto'' game shows]] features a woman who saw her family murdered in front of her eyes, and is drugged up pretty high in an attempt to deal with the traumatic memories. Evidently, the drugs aren't quite enough, as she has a tendency to reveal slightly disturbing facts about it out of the blue in an unnaturally perky tone. And towards the end of the show, the drugs begin to wear off...
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** One of the talk radio shows on a ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto'' game features a woman who saw her family murdered in front of her eyes, and is drugged up pretty high in an attempt to deal with the traumatic memories. Evidently the drugs aren't quite enough, as she has a tendency to reveal slightly disturbing facts about it out of the blue in an unnaturally perky tone. And towards the end of the show, the drugs begin to wear off...
** From ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIII'': ''I also like jazz, and cooking, and bestiality so the Internet is really good for my hobbies.'' Wait what?! Oh Chatterbox, you have such a deleterious effect on my driving skills...
** From ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIII'': ''I also like jazz, and cooking, and bestiality so the Internet is really good for my hobbies.'' Wait what?! Oh Chatterbox, you have such a deleterious effect on my driving skills...
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** One of the talk radio shows on a ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto'' game features a woman who saw her family murdered in front of her eyes, and is drugged up pretty high in an attempt to deal with the traumatic memories. Evidently Evidently, the drugs aren't quite enough, as she has a tendency to reveal slightly disturbing facts about it out of the blue in an unnaturally perky tone. And towards the end of the show, the drugs begin to wear off...
** From ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIII'': ''I also like jazz, and cooking, andbestiality {{bestiality|IsDepraved}} so the Internet is really good for my hobbies.'' Wait what?! Oh Chatterbox, you have such a deleterious effect on my driving skills...
** From ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIII'': ''I also like jazz, and cooking, and
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** In the fifth game, during the "Daddy's Little Girl" mission.
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** In the fifth game, ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoV'', during the "Daddy's Little Girl" mission.
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Dewicking per TRS.
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-->''She does a maid's duty perfectly: cooking, cleaning, washing, babysitting, [[KnifeNut knife throwing]], etc.''
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-->''She does a maid's duty perfectly: cooking, cleaning, washing, babysitting, [[KnifeNut knife throwing]], throwing, etc.''
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Already in Bread Eggs Milk Squick.
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* In ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild'', there is a side quest [[ItMakesSenseInContext at the top of a tree]] where a minor NPC asks Link to bring the answers to five riddles. The answers to the first three riddles are fairly common fruits or mushrooms, the answer to the fourth riddle is a harmless fish. The answer to the fifth and last riddle is the [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers hoof of a Lynel]], a brutal centaur-like monster and the game's renowned BossInMookClothing.
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* In ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild'', there is a side quest [[ItMakesSenseInContext at the top of a tree]] where a minor NPC asks Link to bring the answers to five riddles. The answers to the first three riddles are fairly common fruits or mushrooms, the answer to the fourth riddle is a harmless fish. The answer to the fifth and last riddle is the [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers hoof of a Lynel]], Lynel, a brutal centaur-like monster and the game's renowned BossInMookClothing.
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-->'''[[spoiler:Demon Bride Elaine]]:''' How dare you!! I have a wedding ceremony to plan, a dress to pick out, a reception to arrange and some bridesmaids to slaughter! I don't have time for this!
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* One of the achievements in ''VideoGame/AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaARecklessDisregardForGravity'' is called "Air. Wind. Sun. Pain. I am all of this, and your mother makes a fine pasta dinner."
* In ''VideoGame/AnimalCrossingNewHorizons'', lazy villagers can comment on how they don't like people going on trends like disliking pineapple on pizza, being afraid of clowns or being grossed out by the word "moist". Then they will go and talk about how "Pizza is whatever toppings you love, man-onions, peppers, pineapple, ''moist clowns'', and hot, melty cheese."
* Courtesy of ComicBook/TheJoker in ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamOrigins'', [[spoiler:when he sees that Bane has apparently died by Batman's hand]]:
-->'''Joker:''' Well, I'd love to stay and celebrate your victory, but I've got stockings to stuff, [[UnderTheMistletoe mistletoe to hang]] -- and about fifteen skyscrapers to blow up before sunrise. Ciao.
* In ''{{VideoGame/Battlefield 4}}'', there is a near verbatim example. One of the collectible dogtags (named "Shopping List") reads: "EGGS MILK BREAD BLOOD OF MY ENEMY"
* The character creation in ''VideoGame/{{Deltarune}}'' does this when you're building your character's personality; when asked for a favorite type of food, you can answer with sweet, soft, sour, salty, ''pain'', then it goes back to normal with the last choice being cold.
* ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins'':
** Zevran complains about stumbling into a TownWithADarkSecret: "Just once, I'd like to walk into one of these places and discover a lively dance, or a drinking festival, [[AnythingThatMoves or an orgy.]] But alas, no."
** Zevran also gives this gem: "Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even small children, launched at great speed, could kill."
** The gift item "Chasind Sack Mead" is said to taste like "[[TastesLikePurple warm summer days and apple blossoms on the wind, with an unexpected aftertaste of Father going off to war, never to return]]."
* ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII'' has a particularly silly piece of advice on one of the loading screens:
-->Don't play cards with a Qunari, it's impossible to tell when they're bluffing. Don't play cards with an elf, they never pay their debts. And don't play cards with a dwarf, they'll kill you if they lose.
* In ''VideoGame/DwarfFortress'', looking inside the mind of one of your denizens will often result in something like this:
-->''He has dined in a decent dining room lately. He has slept in own magnificent bedroom recently. He has witnessed the decay of the body of a loved one lately. He has been satisfied at work.''
* ''VideoGame/EatMe'''s description states: "May contain dairy, carnage, puzzles, nuts."
* ''Franchise/TheElderScrolls'':
** ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIVOblivion'' plays this with Weebam-Na describing a failed restaurant that specialised in meals made of rats (Of course, given that this is a town where about half the population are [[CatFolk bipedal cats]], this ''might'' have been a sound move. Might. If khajiit didn't prefer sweets that is.). Double-trope score for being a ShoutOut to the Glimmer Man.
--->"First this guy decides he's gonna make a million, opens a fancy restaurant: Rats in a Cream Sauce, Rat Flambe, Rat Necrom with Bonemeal Gravy, Deep-Fried Rat, Lemon Rat and Wild Rice, ''Rat Ragu with Powdered Deer Penis!'' Of course, when the guards found out, they ran his sorry butt out of town, but they left the rats. Rats!"
** Falanu Hlaalu, the alchemist in Skingrad, has a typical, mundane ''Oblivion'' conversation with you until she drops this bombshell:
--->"I'm the only alchemist in Skingrad. Not much business here, but I can't go back to Morrowind. It's just like anywhere else in the Empire. By the way...do you happen to know what the fine is here in Cyrodiil for necrophilia? Just asking."
** Even better, because the PC can respond, (Presumably equally deadpan), "Is it the first offence?" after receiving the reply, "Let's assume, no." The response becomes "Around 500."
** ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim'' got a rather brilliant one in the "Dark Brotherhood" questline. Nazir gives the Dovahkin the task of murdering the bride at a wedding [[spoiler:and she's the cousin of the Emperor, and her assassination will spark a chain of events that lead to the Emperor's assassination]]. When he comments about it, he says "You'll have a lovely time. You'll mingle with the guests, have some cake, stab the bride during her reception, and leave with some favors."
** ''Skyrim'' has another one when you look at Mercer Frey's grocery list. It reads: "Milk, goat cheese, turnips, cauterizing agent, eggs, flour, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment cheese]]."
* The typical day of a player in ''VideoGame/{{Elona}}'' includes working in farms, exploring dungeons, paying bills, slaughtering a whole town's worth of children...
* One of the DLC maps in ''VideoGame/FireEmblemFates'' features Silas listing off the things he did to stay up all night, complete with a LampshadeHanging afterwards:
-->'''Silas:''' I'm so tired! I've tried every trick in the book. Drinking coffee... jumping jacks... Licking a toad. ...That last one's not real, is it? They were messing with me!
* ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto'':
** One of the talk radio shows on a ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto'' game features a woman who saw her family murdered in front of her eyes, and is drugged up pretty high in an attempt to deal with the traumatic memories. Evidently the drugs aren't quite enough, as she has a tendency to reveal slightly disturbing facts about it out of the blue in an unnaturally perky tone. And towards the end of the show, the drugs begin to wear off...
** From ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIII'': ''I also like jazz, and cooking, and bestiality so the Internet is really good for my hobbies.'' Wait what?! Oh Chatterbox, you have such a deleterious effect on my driving skills...
** In the fourth game, minor character Bluesy St. John's cabaret performances end up like this sooner or later. Usually sooner.
** In the fifth game, during the "Daddy's Little Girl" mission.
--->'''Michael:''' Who the fuck are these people?\\
'''Tracy:''' Oh, you know, TV people, celebs, serious drug dealers...\\
'''Michael:''' Since when did TV people and drug dealers start hanging out?
* A chapter of ''VideoGame/HaloCombatEvolved'' is named ''"Fourth Floor: Tools, Guns, Keys To Super Weapons"''
* In ''VideoGame/AHatInTime'' when you examine the bookcase on Hat Kid's ship:
-->It's a bookcase. Also known as a 'cool word zone' or a 'thing you can't even slightly fill yourself, Steven, you'll never find a publisher, and all that time you spend in your study is time you could spend with your kids', depending on where you're from.
* ''The House on Usher'':
** The game menu is a cluttered day planner which includes the following shopping list:
-->Milk\\
Bread\\
Garlic\\
Wooden Stake\\
Silver Bullet
** A to-do list attached to a calendar in the garage:
-->Buy chloroform\\
Find jackstand pin\\
Fix pet enclosure\\
CALL EXORCIST!
* The art gallery in ''VideoGame/{{Ib}}'' has this list of rules:
--> No loud conversation. No photography. No food or drink. No touching the displays. No fountain pens. ''No leaving ever.''
* In ''The Inner World'' a visual inspection of Conroy's garbage dump prompts the following list.
-->'''Robert:''' Hmm, an old vase, a broken spindle, the right hand of a guy from the city, the scarf I gave Conroy for his birthday...
* In ''VideoGame/JadeEmpire'', the majority of the Black Whirlwind's {{Backstory}} conversations go this way. An amusing mix of AxCrazy and BoisterousBruiser, the mercenary Whirlwind will often begin with an amusing war story about something he thinks is relatively harmless, then offhandedly mention [[JudgmentOfSolomon cleaving innocent women in half]], or [[IncendiaryExponent letting wine-soaked rats get too close to a fire]].
** At one point Minister Sheng's litany of complaints begins with having dogs defecate in his shoes, being told he was smelly and being insulted by local children, and ends with his office being burned to the ground.
* In ''[[VideoGame/KingsQuestIIRomancingTheThrone King's Quest II]][[VideoGameRemake +]]'', Ma Pumpkin's description of [[WickedWitch Hagatha]] combines this with ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: "You know her type...green warts, pointed ears, [[ImAHumanitarian cannibalistic]], doesn't put her trash out."
* According to the hippies of ''VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing'', [[http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/You_Better_Work_It pontiuspilates]] is "an exercise regimen designed to relax you, bring your body into alignment, strengthen your core, and fracture your spine." They get the bonus points: you reply, "Wait, what was that last one?"
** In "Beyond The Looking Glass", which is one big reference to ''Alice In Wonderland'', you find a plate of pastries. A few say "Eat Me", a few say "Drink Me", and one particularly off-putting one says "Spank Me Like A Bad, Bad Donkey".
* In ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild'', there is a side quest [[ItMakesSenseInContext at the top of a tree]] where a minor NPC asks Link to bring the answers to five riddles. The answers to the first three riddles are fairly common fruits or mushrooms, the answer to the fourth riddle is a harmless fish. The answer to the fifth and last riddle is the [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers hoof of a Lynel]], a brutal centaur-like monster and the game's renowned BossInMookClothing.
* In ''VideoGame/{{Mana Khemia|AlchemistsOfAlRevis}}'', [[TheMedic Jess']] method of attack involves throwing items from her bag. In order: chemical tubes, potted plants, bombs, and a ''life-sized chariot''. [[BagOfHolding Yep, it's that]] [[{{Hammerspace}} kind of bag...]]
* Done deliberately and ''very'' sarcastically by Joker in ''VideoGame/MassEffect3'' while discussing how out of it Citadel news is: the new [[StylisticSuck Blasto]] movie breaks box-office records, tips for redecorating, "and oh yeah a big-ass [[EldritchStarship Reaper]] invasion".
** Liara does this in ''[[DownloadableContent Citadel]]'' just to troll Shepard when she is asked how she got ahold of an incriminating phone call.
--->'''Liara:''' It involved the weapon's biometric data, salarian intelligence, and a hanar prostitute with camera implants.\\
'''Shepard:''' Seriously?\\
'''Liara:''' No. But the truth is boring.
* In ''VideoGame/NelsonTethersPuzzleAgent'', Nelson says this [[NoteToSelf to himself]] after his investigation starts to take a turn for the weird:
-->'''Nelson:''' I miss my office. It's warm in my office. It's safe in my office. There are no [[spoiler: maniacal gnomes or chainsaw-wielding waitresses]] in my office!
* The ''VideoGame/NeverwinterNights'' community module "Sanctum of the Archmage" contains a series of magic computers in the ruins that form most of the first chapter, with the option to play games on them. "Global thermonuclear war" is innocuously placed among the other, more traditional games (also a ShoutOut to ''Film/WarGames'', mentioned above).
* ''VideoGame/NightInTheWoods'': On day 3, if you examine the family portrait on the second floor, Mae has this to say.
-->'''Mae:''' Home. Where everyone knows my name. And my mom's name. And my dad's name. And about that time I put that kid in the hospital.
* In ''VideoGame/NightTrap'', this is combined with BlackComedy: In the second part of the driveway, [[ThoseTwoGuys Jeff and Tony]] meet up with Weird Eddie for a scare:
-->'''Jeff:''' ''[waves]'' Hi, Eddie! Bye, Eddie!\\
'''Tony:''' Hey, nice of you to drop by, Eddie!\\
'''Jeff:''' Oh, and let us know when you wanna die, Eddie! ''[Eddie gets frightened and runs off from the scene]''
* In ''VideoGame/OhSirTheInsultSimulator'', You can start with "Your father never watched Star Wars" and work your way up to "Your sister flashes people in the park".
* One of the chained up peasants in ''VideoGame/OverlordRaisingHell'', who hangs from a wall in Melvin's kitchen pleads ''"Will someone just give me some food? Potaoe peelings, apple cores, a brussel sprout even... anything!"''
* ''Videogame/PlanescapeTorment'' has Vrischka's Curiosity Shoppe -- most of the items are... less than ordinary, like a monster jug containing a real monster, a bottle of angel's tears and a demon's tongue. Then there's the baby oil.
-->'''Vrischka:''' [[MadeFromRealGirlScouts from only the finest mewling mortal babies!]]
* As described on [[https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/gtbiw8/according_to_the_source_code_leaks_pokemon/ this page]]: "According to the source code leaks, ''[[VideoGame/PokemonDiamondAndPearl Pokémon Diamond/Pearl/Platinum]]'' have decreased encounter rates when played on the dates of Jan 1st, Spring/Autumn Equinoxes, [[UsefulNotes/AtomicBombingsOfHiroshimaAndNagasaki the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings]], and [[UsefulNotes/TheWarOnTerror 9/11]]."
* Happens a couple of times in ''VideoGame/{{Portal}}'':
** At the beginning of one chamber, [=GLaDOS=] helpfully informs you that touching the GrimyWater 'floor' "will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record, followed by death."
** During the final BossBattle, the Logic Core will give you the recipe for the cake. It starts with many of the ingredients you'd expect (flour, eggs), then moves on to a few you wouldn't expect (rhubarb, crackers), a few that are downright dangerous (explosives, carcinogenic preservatives), various pieces of equipment (adjustable aluminum head positioner, injector needle gun), and some that are just plain wrong ([[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking licorice, fish]]). In retrospect, maybe it's a good thing [[MemeticMutation the cake is a lie]].
** The ending theme song, "Still Alive," contains several examples:
*** "Aperture Science[=/=]We do what we must because we can[=/=]For the good of all of us[=/=]Except the ones who are dead."
*** "I've experiments to run[=/=]There is research to be done[=/=]On the people who are[=/=][[TitleDrop Still Alive]]."
*** "I'm not even angry[=/=]I'm being so sincere right now[=/=]Even though you broke my heart[=/=]and killed me[=/=]And tore me to pieces[=/=]And threw every piece into a fire."
* Not to be outdone by its predecessor, ''VideoGame/Portal2'' also has some examples:
** A wall sign in the old labs invites you to "KNOW YOUR ALLERGENS: Pollen. Animal dander. Plastics. {{Antimatter}}".
** One of [[PosthumousCharacter Cave Johnson]]'s prerecorded speeches helpfully informs [[PlayerCharacter Chell]] that the old Enrichment Spheres are made of asbestos, to keep the rats down. So, you should "Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping."
** On a DummiedOut poster - "Know your time travel paradoxes. Always avoid... Future self, your father, past self, [[HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct Hitler]]."
* In ''VideoGame/PresentableLiberty'', the player character periodically receives new minigames from their "Happy Buddy". At one point, he lists off all the things he had to sell in order to buy the latest game - his house, his food, one of his lungs...
* ''VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}}'' brings us the [[GirlScoutsAreEvil Rainbow Squirt]] Pledge of Purpose: "To promote niceness. To make the world prettier. To share candy with everyone. [[MilkmanConspiracy To obfuscate the true nature of the Milkman. To protect the Milkman at all costs. To destroy all who would harm the Milkman, or threaten to reveal his secret objective.]]"
* ''VideoGame/RalloGump'' has the description of the planet Gump's geography:
-->From the mountains...to the valleys. From the sheer rock faces...to the [[LethalLavaLand volcanic spike fields]].
* In ''VideoGame/SaintsRowTheThird'', the Protagonist is discussing his/her concerns with Pierce, one of the Saints' lieutenants, about an imminent attack by an anti-gang organization called "STAG." Pierce, however, seems a bit distracted.
-->'''Protagonist:''' With STAG in town, we need to be careful, Pierce.\\
'''Pierce:''' Huh? Oh, yeah, I totally agree.\\
'''Protagonist:''' Our place might be compromised...\\
'''Pierce:''' Whatever you say.\\
'''Protagonist:''' ...and we should get some horses and mount a charge on STAG...
* In ''VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice'' Hugh Bliss manages to do this even when his actual words are nothing but Squick. The Bread, Eggs, and Milk are all in the bubbly falsetto with which he speaks the line.
** Also in the series, Bosco's sells weapons in addition to food and (in the past) baby care.
* One of [[DeadlyDoctor Valentine's]] match start quotes in ''VideoGame/{{Skullgirls}}'' is:
--> Side effects include nausea, headaches, and '''death'''.
* ''VideoGame/SonicColors'':
** The Wii version has this exchange.
--->'''Tails:''' ...oh there you are. Where'd you run off to?\\
'''Sonic:''' I did a little shopping, grabbed a bite to eat and trashed a giant killer robot.
** Bonus points for Tails' reaction being "Oh, really? They've got shopping here too?"
** A few of Eggman's PA lines have this as well.
--->"Please refrain from throwing coins, trash, or small children into the reflecting pools."\\
"Next stop, the Tropical Resort. Here, you will find: breath-taking views from our giant Ferris wheel, amazing deals from our shopping mall, and constant risk of bodily harm."
* The intro to the ''Manga/{{Strider}}'' NES game goes as follows: "The Striders: They are the toughest group of people who execute acts such as infiltration, abduction, explosion, instigation, etc." Put it down to the game's characteristic bad translation, probably.
* When Amuro comes back in ''Third VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsZ: Tengoku-hen'', AG references that old horrible comic (about him getting mad and punching out a monitor upon seeing Giren's speech) and the novel (about what he called Sayla there, about him dying to a beam bazooka, and of course the [[spoiler:pubic hair thing]]).
* In ''VideoGame/TalesOfMonkeyIsland Chapter 4: The Trial and Execution of Guybrush Threepwood'', if Guybrush tells Judge Grindstump "I want a change of venue!":
-->'''Guybrush:''' Your honor, I'd like to request a change of venue!\\
'''Grindstump:''' Where to?\\
'''Guybrush:''' Oh, how about back at your place... just you, me, a jug of grog, a loaf of bread, and some scandalous legal briefs...\\
'''Grindstump:''' ''[gets ticked off]'' CAPTAIN THREEPWOOD WILL TERMINATE HIS CLUMSY AND OFF-PUTTING ATTEMPTS TO SEDUCE THIS COURT AT ONCE! ARRRR!!!!
** And in Chapter 5:
-->'''[[spoiler:Demon Bride Elaine]]:''' How dare you!! I have a wedding ceremony to plan, a dress to pick out, a reception to arrange and some bridesmaids to slaughter! I don't have time for this!
* ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'': ''It's the middle-ish part of a century a lot like the one we just had. A simpler time. There are three TV stations, one phone company, and '''two holding corporations that secretly control every government on the planet'''.''
** In the "Meet the Medic" video, the Medic's conversation with the Heavy borders on this, with him entertaining his patient with a funny story about medical malpractice (the doctor stole the patient's ''skeleton''), and finishing with "Anyway, that's how I lost my license." To make things worse, he's telling this story to a patient while in the middle of an operation. [[CrossesTheLineTwice While the patient is conscious.]]
--->'''Heavy:''' Should I be awake for this?\\\\
'''Medic:''' Well, no. But since you are, could you hold your ribcage open a bit more?
** In "Meet the Sniper", the sniper goes over a few of his professional standards: "Be polite. Be efficient. [[CrazyPrepared Have a plan to kill everyone you meet]]."
* In the ''Franchise/TouhouProject'' series, one of [[{{Meido}} Sakuya Izayoi]]'s official profiles states:
-->''She does a maid's duty perfectly: cooking, cleaning, washing, babysitting, [[KnifeNut knife throwing]], etc.''
* [[VideoGame/TwistedMetal Style, sophistication, the ability to launch napalm into oncoming traffic. If these are the things you look for in an automobile, it's time you test drive Twisted Metal.]]
* ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'' has Mettaton boasting at various points some variation of "DRAMA! ACTION! BLOODSHED!" There are also the key cake ingredients in his "Cooking with a Killer Robot" scene: flour, milk, eggs... and a human soul.
* Some of the quest descriptions in ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'' fit the bill nicely.
--> '''Horzak Zignibble:''' Workers act like it's their job to complain. If it isn't the backbreaking labor, the long hours, or the low pay, it's [[TakenForGranite being turned to stone]] by basilisks. It's always something!
* We have Vieri De'Pazzi in ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedII'', [[spoiler: as Ezio is leaving Firenze]].
-->'''Ezio:''' What do you want, Vieri?\\
'''Vieri:''' So many things! A larger palazzo, two new steeds, a prettier bride... oh, and yes... your life.
* In ''VideoGame/AnimalCrossingNewHorizons'', lazy villagers can comment on how they don't like people going on trends like disliking pineapple on pizza, being afraid of clowns or being grossed out by the word "moist". Then they will go and talk about how "Pizza is whatever toppings you love, man-onions, peppers, pineapple, ''moist clowns'', and hot, melty cheese."
* Courtesy of ComicBook/TheJoker in ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamOrigins'', [[spoiler:when he sees that Bane has apparently died by Batman's hand]]:
-->'''Joker:''' Well, I'd love to stay and celebrate your victory, but I've got stockings to stuff, [[UnderTheMistletoe mistletoe to hang]] -- and about fifteen skyscrapers to blow up before sunrise. Ciao.
* In ''{{VideoGame/Battlefield 4}}'', there is a near verbatim example. One of the collectible dogtags (named "Shopping List") reads: "EGGS MILK BREAD BLOOD OF MY ENEMY"
* The character creation in ''VideoGame/{{Deltarune}}'' does this when you're building your character's personality; when asked for a favorite type of food, you can answer with sweet, soft, sour, salty, ''pain'', then it goes back to normal with the last choice being cold.
* ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins'':
** Zevran complains about stumbling into a TownWithADarkSecret: "Just once, I'd like to walk into one of these places and discover a lively dance, or a drinking festival, [[AnythingThatMoves or an orgy.]] But alas, no."
** Zevran also gives this gem: "Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even small children, launched at great speed, could kill."
** The gift item "Chasind Sack Mead" is said to taste like "[[TastesLikePurple warm summer days and apple blossoms on the wind, with an unexpected aftertaste of Father going off to war, never to return]]."
* ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII'' has a particularly silly piece of advice on one of the loading screens:
-->Don't play cards with a Qunari, it's impossible to tell when they're bluffing. Don't play cards with an elf, they never pay their debts. And don't play cards with a dwarf, they'll kill you if they lose.
* In ''VideoGame/DwarfFortress'', looking inside the mind of one of your denizens will often result in something like this:
-->''He has dined in a decent dining room lately. He has slept in own magnificent bedroom recently. He has witnessed the decay of the body of a loved one lately. He has been satisfied at work.''
* ''VideoGame/EatMe'''s description states: "May contain dairy, carnage, puzzles, nuts."
* ''Franchise/TheElderScrolls'':
** ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIVOblivion'' plays this with Weebam-Na describing a failed restaurant that specialised in meals made of rats (Of course, given that this is a town where about half the population are [[CatFolk bipedal cats]], this ''might'' have been a sound move. Might. If khajiit didn't prefer sweets that is.). Double-trope score for being a ShoutOut to the Glimmer Man.
--->"First this guy decides he's gonna make a million, opens a fancy restaurant: Rats in a Cream Sauce, Rat Flambe, Rat Necrom with Bonemeal Gravy, Deep-Fried Rat, Lemon Rat and Wild Rice, ''Rat Ragu with Powdered Deer Penis!'' Of course, when the guards found out, they ran his sorry butt out of town, but they left the rats. Rats!"
** Falanu Hlaalu, the alchemist in Skingrad, has a typical, mundane ''Oblivion'' conversation with you until she drops this bombshell:
--->"I'm the only alchemist in Skingrad. Not much business here, but I can't go back to Morrowind. It's just like anywhere else in the Empire. By the way...do you happen to know what the fine is here in Cyrodiil for necrophilia? Just asking."
** Even better, because the PC can respond, (Presumably equally deadpan), "Is it the first offence?" after receiving the reply, "Let's assume, no." The response becomes "Around 500."
** ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim'' got a rather brilliant one in the "Dark Brotherhood" questline. Nazir gives the Dovahkin the task of murdering the bride at a wedding [[spoiler:and she's the cousin of the Emperor, and her assassination will spark a chain of events that lead to the Emperor's assassination]]. When he comments about it, he says "You'll have a lovely time. You'll mingle with the guests, have some cake, stab the bride during her reception, and leave with some favors."
** ''Skyrim'' has another one when you look at Mercer Frey's grocery list. It reads: "Milk, goat cheese, turnips, cauterizing agent, eggs, flour, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment cheese]]."
* The typical day of a player in ''VideoGame/{{Elona}}'' includes working in farms, exploring dungeons, paying bills, slaughtering a whole town's worth of children...
* One of the DLC maps in ''VideoGame/FireEmblemFates'' features Silas listing off the things he did to stay up all night, complete with a LampshadeHanging afterwards:
-->'''Silas:''' I'm so tired! I've tried every trick in the book. Drinking coffee... jumping jacks... Licking a toad. ...That last one's not real, is it? They were messing with me!
* ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto'':
** One of the talk radio shows on a ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAuto'' game features a woman who saw her family murdered in front of her eyes, and is drugged up pretty high in an attempt to deal with the traumatic memories. Evidently the drugs aren't quite enough, as she has a tendency to reveal slightly disturbing facts about it out of the blue in an unnaturally perky tone. And towards the end of the show, the drugs begin to wear off...
** From ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoIII'': ''I also like jazz, and cooking, and bestiality so the Internet is really good for my hobbies.'' Wait what?! Oh Chatterbox, you have such a deleterious effect on my driving skills...
** In the fourth game, minor character Bluesy St. John's cabaret performances end up like this sooner or later. Usually sooner.
** In the fifth game, during the "Daddy's Little Girl" mission.
--->'''Michael:''' Who the fuck are these people?\\
'''Tracy:''' Oh, you know, TV people, celebs, serious drug dealers...\\
'''Michael:''' Since when did TV people and drug dealers start hanging out?
* A chapter of ''VideoGame/HaloCombatEvolved'' is named ''"Fourth Floor: Tools, Guns, Keys To Super Weapons"''
* In ''VideoGame/AHatInTime'' when you examine the bookcase on Hat Kid's ship:
-->It's a bookcase. Also known as a 'cool word zone' or a 'thing you can't even slightly fill yourself, Steven, you'll never find a publisher, and all that time you spend in your study is time you could spend with your kids', depending on where you're from.
* ''The House on Usher'':
** The game menu is a cluttered day planner which includes the following shopping list:
-->Milk\\
Bread\\
Garlic\\
Wooden Stake\\
Silver Bullet
** A to-do list attached to a calendar in the garage:
-->Buy chloroform\\
Find jackstand pin\\
Fix pet enclosure\\
CALL EXORCIST!
* The art gallery in ''VideoGame/{{Ib}}'' has this list of rules:
--> No loud conversation. No photography. No food or drink. No touching the displays. No fountain pens. ''No leaving ever.''
* In ''The Inner World'' a visual inspection of Conroy's garbage dump prompts the following list.
-->'''Robert:''' Hmm, an old vase, a broken spindle, the right hand of a guy from the city, the scarf I gave Conroy for his birthday...
* In ''VideoGame/JadeEmpire'', the majority of the Black Whirlwind's {{Backstory}} conversations go this way. An amusing mix of AxCrazy and BoisterousBruiser, the mercenary Whirlwind will often begin with an amusing war story about something he thinks is relatively harmless, then offhandedly mention [[JudgmentOfSolomon cleaving innocent women in half]], or [[IncendiaryExponent letting wine-soaked rats get too close to a fire]].
** At one point Minister Sheng's litany of complaints begins with having dogs defecate in his shoes, being told he was smelly and being insulted by local children, and ends with his office being burned to the ground.
* In ''[[VideoGame/KingsQuestIIRomancingTheThrone King's Quest II]][[VideoGameRemake +]]'', Ma Pumpkin's description of [[WickedWitch Hagatha]] combines this with ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: "You know her type...green warts, pointed ears, [[ImAHumanitarian cannibalistic]], doesn't put her trash out."
* According to the hippies of ''VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing'', [[http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/You_Better_Work_It pontiuspilates]] is "an exercise regimen designed to relax you, bring your body into alignment, strengthen your core, and fracture your spine." They get the bonus points: you reply, "Wait, what was that last one?"
** In "Beyond The Looking Glass", which is one big reference to ''Alice In Wonderland'', you find a plate of pastries. A few say "Eat Me", a few say "Drink Me", and one particularly off-putting one says "Spank Me Like A Bad, Bad Donkey".
* In ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaBreathOfTheWild'', there is a side quest [[ItMakesSenseInContext at the top of a tree]] where a minor NPC asks Link to bring the answers to five riddles. The answers to the first three riddles are fairly common fruits or mushrooms, the answer to the fourth riddle is a harmless fish. The answer to the fifth and last riddle is the [[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers hoof of a Lynel]], a brutal centaur-like monster and the game's renowned BossInMookClothing.
* In ''VideoGame/{{Mana Khemia|AlchemistsOfAlRevis}}'', [[TheMedic Jess']] method of attack involves throwing items from her bag. In order: chemical tubes, potted plants, bombs, and a ''life-sized chariot''. [[BagOfHolding Yep, it's that]] [[{{Hammerspace}} kind of bag...]]
* Done deliberately and ''very'' sarcastically by Joker in ''VideoGame/MassEffect3'' while discussing how out of it Citadel news is: the new [[StylisticSuck Blasto]] movie breaks box-office records, tips for redecorating, "and oh yeah a big-ass [[EldritchStarship Reaper]] invasion".
** Liara does this in ''[[DownloadableContent Citadel]]'' just to troll Shepard when she is asked how she got ahold of an incriminating phone call.
--->'''Liara:''' It involved the weapon's biometric data, salarian intelligence, and a hanar prostitute with camera implants.\\
'''Shepard:''' Seriously?\\
'''Liara:''' No. But the truth is boring.
* In ''VideoGame/NelsonTethersPuzzleAgent'', Nelson says this [[NoteToSelf to himself]] after his investigation starts to take a turn for the weird:
-->'''Nelson:''' I miss my office. It's warm in my office. It's safe in my office. There are no [[spoiler: maniacal gnomes or chainsaw-wielding waitresses]] in my office!
* The ''VideoGame/NeverwinterNights'' community module "Sanctum of the Archmage" contains a series of magic computers in the ruins that form most of the first chapter, with the option to play games on them. "Global thermonuclear war" is innocuously placed among the other, more traditional games (also a ShoutOut to ''Film/WarGames'', mentioned above).
* ''VideoGame/NightInTheWoods'': On day 3, if you examine the family portrait on the second floor, Mae has this to say.
-->'''Mae:''' Home. Where everyone knows my name. And my mom's name. And my dad's name. And about that time I put that kid in the hospital.
* In ''VideoGame/NightTrap'', this is combined with BlackComedy: In the second part of the driveway, [[ThoseTwoGuys Jeff and Tony]] meet up with Weird Eddie for a scare:
-->'''Jeff:''' ''[waves]'' Hi, Eddie! Bye, Eddie!\\
'''Tony:''' Hey, nice of you to drop by, Eddie!\\
'''Jeff:''' Oh, and let us know when you wanna die, Eddie! ''[Eddie gets frightened and runs off from the scene]''
* In ''VideoGame/OhSirTheInsultSimulator'', You can start with "Your father never watched Star Wars" and work your way up to "Your sister flashes people in the park".
* One of the chained up peasants in ''VideoGame/OverlordRaisingHell'', who hangs from a wall in Melvin's kitchen pleads ''"Will someone just give me some food? Potaoe peelings, apple cores, a brussel sprout even... anything!"''
* ''Videogame/PlanescapeTorment'' has Vrischka's Curiosity Shoppe -- most of the items are... less than ordinary, like a monster jug containing a real monster, a bottle of angel's tears and a demon's tongue. Then there's the baby oil.
-->'''Vrischka:''' [[MadeFromRealGirlScouts from only the finest mewling mortal babies!]]
* As described on [[https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/gtbiw8/according_to_the_source_code_leaks_pokemon/ this page]]: "According to the source code leaks, ''[[VideoGame/PokemonDiamondAndPearl Pokémon Diamond/Pearl/Platinum]]'' have decreased encounter rates when played on the dates of Jan 1st, Spring/Autumn Equinoxes, [[UsefulNotes/AtomicBombingsOfHiroshimaAndNagasaki the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings]], and [[UsefulNotes/TheWarOnTerror 9/11]]."
* Happens a couple of times in ''VideoGame/{{Portal}}'':
** At the beginning of one chamber, [=GLaDOS=] helpfully informs you that touching the GrimyWater 'floor' "will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record, followed by death."
** During the final BossBattle, the Logic Core will give you the recipe for the cake. It starts with many of the ingredients you'd expect (flour, eggs), then moves on to a few you wouldn't expect (rhubarb, crackers), a few that are downright dangerous (explosives, carcinogenic preservatives), various pieces of equipment (adjustable aluminum head positioner, injector needle gun), and some that are just plain wrong ([[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking licorice, fish]]). In retrospect, maybe it's a good thing [[MemeticMutation the cake is a lie]].
** The ending theme song, "Still Alive," contains several examples:
*** "Aperture Science[=/=]We do what we must because we can[=/=]For the good of all of us[=/=]Except the ones who are dead."
*** "I've experiments to run[=/=]There is research to be done[=/=]On the people who are[=/=][[TitleDrop Still Alive]]."
*** "I'm not even angry[=/=]I'm being so sincere right now[=/=]Even though you broke my heart[=/=]and killed me[=/=]And tore me to pieces[=/=]And threw every piece into a fire."
* Not to be outdone by its predecessor, ''VideoGame/Portal2'' also has some examples:
** A wall sign in the old labs invites you to "KNOW YOUR ALLERGENS: Pollen. Animal dander. Plastics. {{Antimatter}}".
** One of [[PosthumousCharacter Cave Johnson]]'s prerecorded speeches helpfully informs [[PlayerCharacter Chell]] that the old Enrichment Spheres are made of asbestos, to keep the rats down. So, you should "Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping."
** On a DummiedOut poster - "Know your time travel paradoxes. Always avoid... Future self, your father, past self, [[HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct Hitler]]."
* In ''VideoGame/PresentableLiberty'', the player character periodically receives new minigames from their "Happy Buddy". At one point, he lists off all the things he had to sell in order to buy the latest game - his house, his food, one of his lungs...
* ''VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}}'' brings us the [[GirlScoutsAreEvil Rainbow Squirt]] Pledge of Purpose: "To promote niceness. To make the world prettier. To share candy with everyone. [[MilkmanConspiracy To obfuscate the true nature of the Milkman. To protect the Milkman at all costs. To destroy all who would harm the Milkman, or threaten to reveal his secret objective.]]"
* ''VideoGame/RalloGump'' has the description of the planet Gump's geography:
-->From the mountains...to the valleys. From the sheer rock faces...to the [[LethalLavaLand volcanic spike fields]].
* In ''VideoGame/SaintsRowTheThird'', the Protagonist is discussing his/her concerns with Pierce, one of the Saints' lieutenants, about an imminent attack by an anti-gang organization called "STAG." Pierce, however, seems a bit distracted.
-->'''Protagonist:''' With STAG in town, we need to be careful, Pierce.\\
'''Pierce:''' Huh? Oh, yeah, I totally agree.\\
'''Protagonist:''' Our place might be compromised...\\
'''Pierce:''' Whatever you say.\\
'''Protagonist:''' ...and we should get some horses and mount a charge on STAG...
* In ''VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice'' Hugh Bliss manages to do this even when his actual words are nothing but Squick. The Bread, Eggs, and Milk are all in the bubbly falsetto with which he speaks the line.
** Also in the series, Bosco's sells weapons in addition to food and (in the past) baby care.
* One of [[DeadlyDoctor Valentine's]] match start quotes in ''VideoGame/{{Skullgirls}}'' is:
--> Side effects include nausea, headaches, and '''death'''.
* ''VideoGame/SonicColors'':
** The Wii version has this exchange.
--->'''Tails:''' ...oh there you are. Where'd you run off to?\\
'''Sonic:''' I did a little shopping, grabbed a bite to eat and trashed a giant killer robot.
** Bonus points for Tails' reaction being "Oh, really? They've got shopping here too?"
** A few of Eggman's PA lines have this as well.
--->"Please refrain from throwing coins, trash, or small children into the reflecting pools."\\
"Next stop, the Tropical Resort. Here, you will find: breath-taking views from our giant Ferris wheel, amazing deals from our shopping mall, and constant risk of bodily harm."
* The intro to the ''Manga/{{Strider}}'' NES game goes as follows: "The Striders: They are the toughest group of people who execute acts such as infiltration, abduction, explosion, instigation, etc." Put it down to the game's characteristic bad translation, probably.
* When Amuro comes back in ''Third VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsZ: Tengoku-hen'', AG references that old horrible comic (about him getting mad and punching out a monitor upon seeing Giren's speech) and the novel (about what he called Sayla there, about him dying to a beam bazooka, and of course the [[spoiler:pubic hair thing]]).
* In ''VideoGame/TalesOfMonkeyIsland Chapter 4: The Trial and Execution of Guybrush Threepwood'', if Guybrush tells Judge Grindstump "I want a change of venue!":
-->'''Guybrush:''' Your honor, I'd like to request a change of venue!\\
'''Grindstump:''' Where to?\\
'''Guybrush:''' Oh, how about back at your place... just you, me, a jug of grog, a loaf of bread, and some scandalous legal briefs...\\
'''Grindstump:''' ''[gets ticked off]'' CAPTAIN THREEPWOOD WILL TERMINATE HIS CLUMSY AND OFF-PUTTING ATTEMPTS TO SEDUCE THIS COURT AT ONCE! ARRRR!!!!
** And in Chapter 5:
-->'''[[spoiler:Demon Bride Elaine]]:''' How dare you!! I have a wedding ceremony to plan, a dress to pick out, a reception to arrange and some bridesmaids to slaughter! I don't have time for this!
* ''VideoGame/TeamFortress2'': ''It's the middle-ish part of a century a lot like the one we just had. A simpler time. There are three TV stations, one phone company, and '''two holding corporations that secretly control every government on the planet'''.''
** In the "Meet the Medic" video, the Medic's conversation with the Heavy borders on this, with him entertaining his patient with a funny story about medical malpractice (the doctor stole the patient's ''skeleton''), and finishing with "Anyway, that's how I lost my license." To make things worse, he's telling this story to a patient while in the middle of an operation. [[CrossesTheLineTwice While the patient is conscious.]]
--->'''Heavy:''' Should I be awake for this?\\\\
'''Medic:''' Well, no. But since you are, could you hold your ribcage open a bit more?
** In "Meet the Sniper", the sniper goes over a few of his professional standards: "Be polite. Be efficient. [[CrazyPrepared Have a plan to kill everyone you meet]]."
* In the ''Franchise/TouhouProject'' series, one of [[{{Meido}} Sakuya Izayoi]]'s official profiles states:
-->''She does a maid's duty perfectly: cooking, cleaning, washing, babysitting, [[KnifeNut knife throwing]], etc.''
* [[VideoGame/TwistedMetal Style, sophistication, the ability to launch napalm into oncoming traffic. If these are the things you look for in an automobile, it's time you test drive Twisted Metal.]]
* ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'' has Mettaton boasting at various points some variation of "DRAMA! ACTION! BLOODSHED!" There are also the key cake ingredients in his "Cooking with a Killer Robot" scene: flour, milk, eggs... and a human soul.
* Some of the quest descriptions in ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'' fit the bill nicely.
--> '''Horzak Zignibble:''' Workers act like it's their job to complain. If it isn't the backbreaking labor, the long hours, or the low pay, it's [[TakenForGranite being turned to stone]] by basilisks. It's always something!
* We have Vieri De'Pazzi in ''VideoGame/AssassinsCreedII'', [[spoiler: as Ezio is leaving Firenze]].
-->'''Ezio:''' What do you want, Vieri?\\
'''Vieri:''' So many things! A larger palazzo, two new steeds, a prettier bride... oh, and yes... your life.
