History Blog / TextsFromDog

* SerialEscalation: When Dog stops to ask October who would win in a fight, him or some other animal, the animals he chooses are [[ThreateningShark shark]], {{bear|sAreBadNews}}, [[PantheraAwesome tiger]], and ''[[KingOfTheDinosaurs Tyrannosaurus rex]].''

* SerialEscalation: When Dog stops to ask October who would win in a fight, him or some other animal, the animals he chooses are [[EverythingsEvenWorseWithSharks shark]], {{bear|sAreBadNews}}, [[PantheraAwesome tiger]], and ''[[EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs Tyrannosaurus rex]].''

--->'''Dog''': Burglars watch out, I'll kick your ass, like the [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Balrog]], you shall not pass.

--->'''Dog''': Burglars watch out, I'll kick your ass, like the [[TheLordOfTheRings Balrog]], you shall not pass.

--->'''October''': ''[[SarcasmMode Thanks,]] [[TheLordOfTheRings Gandalf.]]''

* AttentionDeficitOohShiny - Dog will completely lose track of a conversation at the mere mention or even ''picture'' of a ball.
* AttentionWhore - Dog.
* BadLiar - October.

* BigEater - Dog.

* BigOMG - October does this a lot, in response to Dog's crazier antics.
* BrosBeforeHoes - Or, as Dog puts it, "pets before sex" and "owner before boner."
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}} - Dog.
* CloudCuckoolandersMinder - October, who goes through a ''lot'' dealing with the bulldog.
* CrazyJealousGuy - Dog, when October pets another dog on a train.

* ComedicSociopathy - Dog occasionally thrives on this.

* ConservationOfNinjutsu - [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]], [[DiscussedTrope discussed]], and [[AvertedTrope averted]], as Dog gets into a fight with a bunch of squirrels who beat him.

* DamnedByFaintPraise - Dog ''hates'' being called adorable, and thinks of himself as the living incarnation of canine badassery.
* DeadpanSnarker - October mostly, but Dog gets in some good snark from time to time.
* DeathFromAbove - Dog does this to the mailman once or twice, namely by bellyflopping him, to October's shock and horror.
* EtTuBrute - Dog imagines himself a loyal guard dog. But he admits quite bluntly that he can be bribed.

* ExtremeOmnisexual - Dog continuously has sex with October's belongings, including pillows and once a stuffed animal monkey that was meant for October's niece.

* GroinAttack - Dog threatens these a lot.
* HeroicDog - Subverted. Dog fancies himself this, calling himself Batdog, but the only thing he does is attack the mailman, fight squirrels, and change his owner's Website/{{Twitter}} name to 'Commander Twatpants.'
* HumansAreBastards - Dog ostensibly thinks this, except when it comes to his owner.

* InsaneTrollLogic - Dog exhibits this from time to time. Justified, however, by the fact that he's a dog.

* IntellectualAnimal - Dog is apparently able to work a cell phone, text in English, operate musical devices, operate the television, and change his owner's Website/{{Twitter}} account name.
* InterspeciesRomance - One-sided. Benedict likes to hit on October, and October is ''not'' receptive.

* {{Jerkass}} - Dog.

* PrimalFear - For Dog, heights, which is PlayedForLaughs.
* ServileSnarker - October, who is put in the inenviable situation of dealing with his crazy pet's antics.
* SerialEscalation - When Dog stops to ask October who would win in a fight, his or some other animal, the animals he chooses are [[EverythingsEvenWorseWithSharks shark]], {{bear|sAreBadNews}}, [[PantheraAwesome tiger]], and ''[[EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs Tyrannosaurus rex]].''

* ShutUpKirk - In a way. When Dog breaks a lamp, October asks why Dog keeps breaking all of his stuff, either by accident or otherwise... right before Dog reminds his owner that October paid a veterinarian to neuter him. October backs down.

* SitcomArchNemesis - The postman, whom Dog purports to have attacked numerous times, including bellyflopping him from a window.

* SmarterThanYouLook - Dog. He gets confused chasing his own tail and looking at pictures of tennis balls, but he's smart enough to foil some of October's efforts to {{Troll}} him, and to hack October's Twitter account.

* TalkingAnimal - Guess.

* ThisIsMyHuman - As far as Dog is concerned, October is not so much Dog's owner as his butler.

* {{Troll}} - ''Dog.''

* {{Tsundere}} - Both October and Dog, but Dog especially - for all Dog's verbal abuse, he is ''always'' happy when his owner comes home, and once ''buried all of October's clothes'' to keep his owner home for the day.
* VitriolicBestBuds - Half the time the case.

* WeaksauceWeakness - Dog considers the postman to be the scourge of the earth, and constantly makes plans to attack him... until October tells the him to rub Dog's belly to pacify him.

* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes - Dog apparently hates squirrels, and they hate him - to the point where they form a ''mafia'' that he's afraid of.
* YoureInsane - October says this to Dog more than once, in response to his antics.

* HeroicDog - Subverted. Dog fancies himself this, calling himself Batdog, but the only thing he does is attack the mailman, fight squirrels, and change his owner's {{Twitter}} name to 'Commander Twatpants.'

* IntellectualAnimal - Dog is apparently able to work a cell phone, text in English, operate musical devices, operate the television, and change his owner's {{Twitter}} account name.

It's also [[RuleOfFunny totally hilarious.]]

* DamnedByFaintPraise - Dog ''hates'' being called adorable, and thinks of himself as the living incarnation of canine [[{{Badass}} badassery.]]

* SerialEscalation - When Dog stops to ask October who would win in a fight, his or some other animal, the animals hhe chooses are [[EverythingsEvenWorseWithSharks shark]], {{bear|sAreBadNews}}, [[PantheraAwesome tiger]], and ''[[EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs Tyrannosaurus rex]].''

Texts From Dog is a series of images created by October Jones that are composed entire of text conversations... that October ostensibly has with their pet bulldog, Dog. I also depicts the antics that a dog owner would commonly have to deal with with the animals under their care.