History BetterThanItSounds / FilmH

* ''[[spoiler:WesternAnimation/{{Home}}]]'': A race of aliens conquer the entirety of planet Earth within 24 hours, before one of them accidentally dooms the entire planet by sending the wrong person a party invitation.

* ''[[spoiler: Film/TheHost]]'': Dysfunctional family band together to save youngest member from giant lungfish that may or may not be carrying SARS.

* ''[[spoiler: Film/{{Hero}}]]'': A guy tells the king a story. The king says he's lying. The guy admits it. In the meantime, [[ImplausibleFencingPowers sword-fighters slay all laws of physics]].

* ''[[spoiler:WesternAnimation/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame]]'': A government official tries to rape Creator/DemiMoore and emotionally abuses a handicapped man who talks to architecture. It's a musical.

** ''[[spoiler:WesternAnimation/TheGrinch2018]]'': Series/{{Sherlock}} doesn't like Christmas or his neigbors.

* ''[[spoiler:Hustle & Flow]]'': Pimp loves his girls, raps about beating them.

* ''[[spoiler:WesternAnimation/{{Hercules}}]]'': Clumsy guy discovers he's adopted and tries to [[WellDoneSonGuy get the approval of his real dad.]] In the meantime he falls for EmotionlessGirl while discovering his uncle wants to move into dad's place.

** ''[[spoiler: Film/HalloweenIIISeasonOfTheWitch]]'': A sleazy alcoholic antagonizes a jovial irishman who just wants to share his cultural traditions with the children of America. The young man from the former two movies cameos on a TV.

** ''[[spoiler: Magical Mystery Tour]]'': Assisted by a group of magicians who live in the clouds, a bus tour becomes much more exciting.

* ''[[spoiler: Film/{{Heavyweights}}]]'': FatCamp: TheMovie.

* ''[[spoiler:WesternAnimation/{{Hoodwinked}}]]'': [[Literature/LittleRedRidingHood That fairy tale you liked as a kid]] is wrong and incomplete, and doesn't even show the real villain.

* ''[[spoiler:Disney/{{Hercules}}]]'': Clumsy guy discovers he's adopted and tries to [[WellDoneSonGuy get the approval of his real dad.]] In the meantime he falls for EmotionlessGirl while discovering his uncle wants to move into dad's place.

* ''[[spoiler:Disney/TheHunchbackOfNotreDame]]'': A government official tries to rape Creator/DemiMoore and emotionally abuses a handicapped man who talks to architecture. It's a musical.

* [[spoiler:''Film/HiveMind'']]: A film consisting entirely of a guy sitting around in a basement while talking to his imaginary friend and looking at naked women.

** ''[[spoiler:WesternAnimation/HowToTrainYourDragon: TheHiddenWorld]]'': Scrawny young man gives up on his dreams for love and a badass beard.

** ''[[spoiler: The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug]]'': Small people attempt to steal from a [[{{Fiction500}} rich guy]]. Rich guy is not happy.
** ''[[spoiler: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies]]'': The rich guy dies, bringing lots of people to join the small people at his former house. The negotations on how to split the plunder get violent.

* ''[[spoiler: Holes]]'': A boy is accused of stealing shoes even though he didn't. He's sent to a desert to dig holes as punishment.

* ''[[spoiler:Film/{{Hellboy}}]]'': Man defies his main purpose in life.

** ''[[spoiler: Film/Halloween5TheRevengeOfMichaelMyers]]'': A multiple assasination attempt survivor continues his [[SerialKiller lifework]]. His doctor disapproves.

** [[spoiler: ''Film/SgtPeppersLonelyHeartsClubBand'']]: Music/TheBeeGees steal a bunch of musical instruments from Aerosmith's hired goons, and it's almost a downer ending until the weather vane comes to life.

** ''[[spoiler: unnamed [[Film/FantasticBeastsAndWhereToFindThem Fantastic Beasts]] sequel]]'': The immigrant goes to GayParee and comes across some [[Characters/HarryPotter familiar faces]].

* ''[[spoiler:HarrietTheSpy]]'': [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Dawn Summers]] writes things in a notebook.

* ''[[spoiler:WesternAnimation/HowToTrainYourDragon]]'': Scrawny young teen stops a seven-generation long war and impresses his dad by eating a raw fish that his best friend spit back up. [[Heartwarming/HowToTrainYourDragon Cuteness ensues]].

''[[spoiler: Film/HiddenFigures]]'': Technological breakthroughs are stymied by inadequate restroom facilities until the computers revolt.