History BetterThanItSounds / FilmD

* ''[[spoiler:Franchise/DieHard]]'': European thieves are defeated by man without shoes.

** ''[[spoiler:Die Hard 2: Die Harder]]'': Man experiences exact same Christmas he experienced the previous year, only in an airport this time.
** ''[[spoiler:Die Hard with a Vengeance]]'': Newly-introduced biracial New York couple bickers while solving children's puzzles, irritating a visiting European man who misses his brother.
** ''[[spoiler:Die Hard 4.0/Live Free Or Die Hard]]'': Man has to team up with geek to defeat thieves armed with... computers.
** ''[[spoiler:A Good Day to Die Hard]]'': European thieves are defeated by a man who's having a really lousy vacation, but manages to reconcile with his estranged son.

* ''[[spoiler:Film/{{Dreamscape}}]]'': Is Dennis Quaid badass enough to sleep with the President of the United States?

* ''[[spoiler:Film/DrStrangelove]]'': Paranoia and prejudice lead to disagreement.

* ''[[spoiler:Series/DoctorWho and the Daleks]]'': A popular TV story, [[CompressedAdaptation compressed]]. The AdaptationDecay is intensified by later seasons of the show.

* ''[[spoiler:Series/DoctorWho and the Daleks]]'': A popular TV story, [[CompressedAdaptation compressed]]. Made more severe by later seasons of the show.

* ''[[spoiler:Film/TheDaVinciCode]]'': Film/ForrestGump and Film/{{Amelie}} search for the Holy Grail. They discover that Amelie is a descendant of Jesus and say, "Fuck it, that'll do for an ending".

* [[spoiler:''Film/DeadMenDontWearPlaid'']]: 40's PI gets help from stock footage in order to stop a Nazi from destroying America with cheese.

* ''[[spoiler:Demon Seed]]'': Woman gets raped by sentient house, voiced by ''Series/TheManFromUNCLE''

* [[spoiler:''Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid'']]: 40's PI gets help from stock footage in order to stop a Nazi from destroying America with cheese.

* [[spoiler:''Death Proof'']]: An ex-stunt guy drives his cool car around and gets his head kicked in by some women in a cool car.

* ''[[spoiler: DuckSoup]]'': Cheerfully insane dictator with a bizarre mustache starts a war with his neighbors, while an Italian and an Irishman spy on him.

** ''[[spoiler:Film/ANightAtTheOpera]]'': Con artist with a bizarre mustache attempts to make money off of ''IlTrovatore'', while Italian and Irishman play music and attempt to help the career of a tenor. The most famous scene has all of them, including the tenor, in a small room.

* ''[[spoiler:Film/DrStrangelove]]: Paranoia and prejudice lead to disagreement.

* ''[[spoiler:Film/TheDaVinciCode]]'': ForrestGump and [[LeFabuleuxDestinDAmeliePoulain Amelie]] search for the Holy Grail. They discover that Amelie is a descendant of Jesus and say, "Fuck it, that'll do for an ending".

** [[spoiler:''Death Proof'']]: An ex-stunt guy drives his cool car around and gets his head kicked in by some women in a cool car.

* ''[[spoiler: {{The Dybbuk}}]]'': ''Romeo and Juliet'' meets ''The Exorcist.'' Alternatively: a young divinity student studies the wrong Jewish religious text. Tragedy ensues.

* ''[[spoiler:Film/DropDeadGorgeous]]'': [[Film/{{Spider-ManTrilogy}} Mary Jane Watson]] and the nuclear physicist from ''Film/TheWorldIsNotEnough'' compete in a beauty pageant.

** ''[[spoiler:Film/DumbAndDumber]]'': The misadventures of two morons delivering cupcakes.

* ''[[spoiler:Film/{{Dick}}]]'': [[UsefulNotes/RichardNixon Dick]] gets Deep Throated by two teenage girls.

* ''[[spoiler:Film/{{Dick}}]]'': Ditzy teenagers unwittingly expose a corrupt politician.

* ''[[spoiler: {{The Dybbuk}}'': ''Romeo and Juliet'' meets ''The Exorcist.'' Alternatively: a young divinity student studies the wrong Jewish religious text. Tragedy ensues.

* ''[[spoiler: The Dybbuk]]'': ''Romeo and Juliet'' meets ''The Exorcist.'' Alternatively: a young divinity student studies the wrong Jewish religious text. Tragedy ensues.

* ''[[spoiler: The Dybbuk]]'': ''Romeo and Juliet'' meets ''The Exorcist.'' Alternatively: a young divinity student studies the wrong Jewish religious texts. Tragedy ensues.

* ''[[spoiler: The Dybbuk]]'': ''Romeo and Juliet'' meets ''The Exorcist.''

* [[spoiler:''Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid'']]: 40's PI gets the help from stock footage in order to stop a Nazi from destroying America with cheese.

* ''[spoiler: The Dybbuk]'': ''Romeo and Juliet'' meets ''The Exorcist.''

* ''[[spoiler:Disney/{{Dumbo}}]]'': A failed circus performer who keeps getting ridiculed for his large ears and his friend drink liquor to find out how to hit the big time.