History BetterThanItSounds / FilmB

* ''[[spoiler:WesternAnimation/BigHero6]]'': A kid, some college students, and a robot fight a guy who's angry that his daughter died when she didn't actually die. Based on an obscure [[UsefulNotes/TheDarkAgeOfComicBooks comic book from the late 90's]].

* ''[[spoiler:Backyard Dogs]]'': World's worst participants in a faked sport make the big time.

** StockholmSyndrome: The Movie.
*** LimaSyndrome: The Movie.

* ''[[spoiler:Film/BeingJohnMalkovich]]'': A chronically unemployed puppeteer finds a magical portal that facilitates the unwilling MindRape of a notable character actor for 15-minute spurts. The traumatic experience is repeated frequently for laughs. Because of this, the Actor facilitates marital infidelity, spousal abuse, stalking, lesbianism, fraud, corporate theft, and the potential immortality of Gary Sinise. It's okay, though, because there's monkeys.

* ''[[spoiler:Bernard And The Genie]]'': Man loses everything, and, with the help of a man from first-century Palestine, gets his life back together.

* ''[[spoiler:WesternAnimation/TheBlackCauldron]]'': Young farmboy meets young princess and cute little creature, and they journey together to try and stop a demon and his zombie army.

* [[spoiler: ''Film/TheBlob1958'']]: A small town is attacked by a giant amorphous slime who disolves everything it consumes.

* ''[[spoiler:Film/BlueVelvet]]'': Kyle [=MacLachlan=] likes hiding in women's closets. Dennis Hopper likes horrible beer. Isabella Rosselini likes being beaten. Laura Dern likes birds.
* ''[[spoiler:Film/{{Bobby}}]]'': A hotel owner cheats on his wife, the kitchen staff fight, some people fall in love on the day of their wedding, Tony Hopkins plays chess with Harry Bellafonte, a woman goes shopping, Ashton Kutcher punks Shia Laboeuf with LSD, one guy is mean to a journalist, and this other guy barely appears and then gets shot dead.

* ''[[spoiler:Broadway Danny Rose]]'': Sweet-natured but unsuccessful Broadway promoter escorts mob-connected girlfriend of one of his acts to a social function and incurs the wrath of lovelorn gangster. She betrays him in a business deal but he forgives her.

* ''[[spoiler:Buck Privates]]'': Two comedians escape from the police by enlisting in the army.

* ''[[spoiler:Burning Bright]]'': A mopey college student and her Autistic brother spend a rainy day inside, with the new family pet.

* ''[[spoiler:Film/TheBookOfEli]]'': Badass totes [[spoiler: Bible]] across what is very definitely ''[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial not]]'' the [[VideoGame/{{Fallout}} Capital Wasteland]]. He is accompanied by [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Meg Griffin]] and hunted by [[Film/TheDarkKnightTrilogy Commissioner Gordon]]. Music/TomWaits briefly shows up.

* ''[[spoiler:Film/BulletTrain]]: Guy picks up some luggage during a foreign trip. Things literally derail from there on.

** Alternatively: A film about one of the most popular toys in existence that features metacommentary on how we interact with said toys, complete with an evil businessman played by Creator/WillFerrell. And no, not [[WesternAnimation/TheLegoMovie that one.]]

** Alternatively: A film about one of the most popular toys in existence that features metacommentary on how we interact with said toys, complete with an evil businessman played by Creator/WillFerrell. And no, not [[Film/TheLegoMovie that one.]]

* ''[[spoiler:WesternAnimation/BarbieInTheNutcracker]]'': A girl falls in love with a doll and together they set a successful mousetrap[[Theatre/TheNutcracker true to the original]]. Her stern grandpa thinks she's insane but then forgets about it when a handsome young man shows up.

* ''[[spoiler:Film/{{Barbie}}]]'': Toys find out about misogyny.

* ''[[spoiler:Film/BackToTheFuture]]'': Thanks to a discontinued sports car, a boy nearly commits incest with his mother after teaching his father how to use violence. All their lives improve as a result.

* ''[[spoiler:WesternAnimation/TheBadGuys]]'': A little piggie tries to reform TheBigBadWolf.

* ''Franchise/{{Batman}}'':

* ''[[spoiler:Bobby]]'': A hotel owner cheats on his wife, the kitchen staff fight, some people fall in love on the day of their wedding, Tony Hopkins plays chess with Harry Bellafonte, a woman goes shopping, Ashton Kutcher punks Shia Laboeuf with LSD, one guy is mean to a journalist, and this other guy barely appears and then gets shot dead.

* ''[[spoiler:Film/BonCopBadCop]]'' He's a [[ClusterFBomb foul-mouthed]], chain-smoking CowboyCop from Québec. He's a square-headed, stick in the mud, by the book cop from Ontario. TheyFightCrime.

** ''[[spoiler:Film/TheBluesBrothers 2000]]'': Musician rebuilds old ties with family, friends, and cops, and has dealings with the supernatural.

** ''[[spoiler:WesternAnimation/BarbieInThePrincessAndThePauper]]'': A girl gets to marry a king because she broke the law.

* ''[[spoiler:Anime/TheBoyAndTheBeast]]'': A furry trains an angsty anime boy he found on the street in order to become the king of furries. In the end, the furry permanently becomes a sword to help the boy fight an even angstier anime boy's magic whale.

* ''[[spoiler:Film/BadBoys]]'': Novice prostitute joins forces with insensitive playboy and embittered family man to hunt down foreign exchange villain.