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21st Dec '16 12:41:31 PM gb00393
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** "The Prince of Winterfell" features one from Tyrion to Cersei: "I will hurt you for this. A day will come when you think you're safe and happy, and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you will know the debt is paid."
21st Dec '16 12:39:14 PM gb00393
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---> '''Syrio Forel:''' The First Sword of Braavos does not run

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---> '''Syrio Forel:''' I am Syrio Forel, and you will be speaking to me with more respect. The First Sword of Braavos does not runrun.



** Olenna Tyrell is frustrated that House Tyrell doesn't have a badass boast or a big scary animal on their coat of arms; their symbol is a golden rose and their motto is "Growing Strong", which she describes as the dullest words of any house.

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** Olenna Tyrell is frustrated that House Tyrell doesn't have a badass boast or a big scary animal on their coat of arms; their symbol is a golden rose and their motto is "Growing Strong", which she describes as the dullest words of any house. However, regardless of her snarking this could still be considered one: while other factions suffer from war and weather, the Tyrells and the Reach steadily grow in food, wealth, and strength.


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** Ned declares that even if the Dothraki do cross the Narrow Sea, he and Robert will simply toss them back into the sea.
** Arya delivers one to a pair of gold cloaks twice her size: "My father is Hand of the King. I'm not a boy, I'm Arya Stark of Winterfell, and if you lay a hand on me my father will have both your heads on spikes. Now, are you going to let me by or do I have to smack you on the ear to help with your hearing?"
** Khal Drogo gives an entire RousingSpeech composed of this:
--> '''Khal Drogo:''' "I will take my ''khalasar'' west to where the world ends and ride the wooden horses across the black salt water as no ''khal'' has done before! I will kill the men in iron suits and tear down their stone houses! I will rape their women, take their children as slaves, and bring their broken gods back to Vaes Dothrak."
** Greatjon Umber is made of these. His very first line is, "For thirty years I've been making corpses out of men, boy! I'm the man you want leading the vanguard," soon followed by, "The bloody Wall will ''melt'' before an Umber marches behind a Glover!"
** Even after discarding most of his armour, Barristan Selmy tells the ''Kingsguard'' that, "Even now I could cut through the five of you like carving a cake!" and ''everyone'' takes him seriously.
** Gendry puts a stop to Hot Pie's bullying by declaring, "You know, I've been hammering an anvil these past ten years. When I hit that steel it ''sings''. You gonna sing when I hit ''you''?"
** When urged to seek shelter south of the Wall because the cold winds are rising, Craster declares, "Let them come. My roots are sunk deep."
** When Littlefinger mocks Cersei's {{Twincest}} with the claim, "Knowledge is power," Cersei demonstrates how her guards would kill him without question and replies, "''Power'' is power."
** Melisandre, unharmed after deliberately drinking poison, declares, "The night is dark and full of terrors, old man. But the fire burns them all away."
** In response to being called a "boy" by Jaime, Robb declares, " You insult yourself, Kingslayer. You've been defeated by a boy, held captive by a boy, and maybe you'll be killed by a boy." Cue an intimidating snap from his enormous direwolf.
** On being told he will be thrown into the sea the next time he makes a threat, Varys replies, "You might be disappointed with the result. The storms come and go, the big fish eat the little fish, and ''I'' keep on paddling."
** "The Prince of Winterfell" features one from Tyrion to Cersei: "I will hurt you for this. A day will come when you think you're safe and happy, and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you will know the debt is paid."
** When Catelyn tries to dissuade Rickard Karstark from demanding the head of a prisoner who killed his son with the advice that wise men do not make demands of kings, he declares that father's who loved their sons do.
** Robb: "If she accepts these terms I'll give her peace; if not, I will litter the south with Lannister dead."
** Grand Maester Pycelle of all people gets one in the ''Histories and Lore'' for Season 4 when discussing the possibility of a second attempt to conquer Westeros with dragons.
--> '''Grand Maester Pycelle:''' "If [Daenerys] were so foolish as to march on Westeros, she would not find (as her ancestor Aegon did) seven disparate kingdoms frightened by her strange beasts. She would find a continent united by Lord Tywin Lannister, who extinguished her own father's flame. And we have known dragons now. ''We have seen them die''."
** Black Lorren's declaration to Theon that, "I've been reaving and raping since before you left Balon's balls, Captain."
** Beric Dondarrion's mission statement: "That's what we are: ghosts, waiting for you in the dark. You can't see us, but we see you. No matter whose cloak you wear—Lannister, Stark, Baratheon—you prey on the weak, the Brotherhood Without Banners will hunt you down."
** Oberyn Martell marks his arrival in the capital by declaring to Tyrion, "Tell your father I'm here, and tell him the Lannisters aren't the only ones who pay their debts."
** Barristan is completely serious when he mentions he's "won more single-combats than any man alive."
** Ser Alliser Thorne gives on in "The Watchers on the Wall": "Tonight we fight! And when the sun rise, I promise you, Castle Black will stand! The ''Night's Watch'' will stand!"
** Sam Tarly produces a very casual one when Gilly asks why he's not training: "How many brothers can say that they've killed a White Walker and a Thenn? I might be the first in history." Later, in "The Gift", he gives it again: "I killed a White Walker. I killed a Thenn. I'll take my chances with you."
** In "High Sparrow", Littlefinger declares that the last time the Vale and the North fought together they brought down the greatest dynasty in the history of Westeros. He neglects to mention they were only half of a four-way alliance with the Riverlands (now decimated by war) and the Stormlands (now controlled by the Lannisters following the Battle of Blackwater).
** Cersei's declaration that, "House Lannister has no rival," definitely sounds badass, even if she is the only one who believes it.
10th Dec '16 6:51:46 AM Morgenthaler
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-->'''[[{{Badass}} Mack]]''': It's Gordon, right?\\

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-->'''[[{{Badass}} Mack]]''': -->'''Mack''': It's Gordon, right?\\
23rd Nov '16 11:59:29 AM ZimFan89
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* ''Series/TheFlash2014'': Season 3 BigBad Savitar has one during his [[CurbStompBattle first battle with the Flash]]:
-->"You may serve the Speed Force, but I rule it. You are only a man, [[AGodAmI but I am a god.]] ''Your'' god."
24th Aug '16 9:37:49 AM mistrx75
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'''The Hound:''' I understand that if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I'm going to have to eat ever fucking chicken in this room.\\

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'''The Hound:''' I understand that if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I'm going to have to eat ever every fucking chicken in this room.\\
24th Aug '16 9:35:42 AM mistrx75
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--->'''The Hound:''' You're a talker. Listening to talkers makes me thirsty. ''[takes Pollivers mug and drains it]'' And hungry. I think I'll take TWO chickens.\\

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--->'''The Hound:''' You're a talker. Listening to talkers makes me thirsty. ''[takes Pollivers Polliver's mug and drains it]'' And hungry. I think I'll take TWO chickens.\\
24th Aug '16 9:34:37 AM mistrx75
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** This classic exchange between the Hound and Polliver, one of the Hound's despised brother's men, in ''Two Swords'':
--->'''The Hound:''' You're a talker. Listening to talkers makes me thirsty. ''[takes Pollivers mug and drains it]'' And hungry. I think I'll take TWO chickens.\\
'''Polliver:''' You don't seem to understand the situation.\\
'''The Hound:''' I understand that if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I'm going to have to eat ever fucking chicken in this room.\\
'''Polliver:''' You lived for a king. You going to die for some chickens?\\
'''The Hound:''' Someone is.
1st Aug '16 10:44:39 AM ZimFan89
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* ''Series/{{Preacher 2016}}: In the first season finale, [[BadassPreacher Jesse]] gives one when laying out his mission statement to Tulip and Cassidy as they're preparing to [[HaveYouSeenMyGod go in search of God]]:

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* ''Series/{{Preacher 2016}}: 2016}}'': In the first season finale, [[BadassPreacher Jesse]] gives one when laying out his mission statement to Tulip and Cassidy as they're preparing to [[HaveYouSeenMyGod go in search of God]]:
1st Aug '16 10:44:11 AM ZimFan89
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* ''Series/{{Preacher 2016}}: In the first season finale, [[BadassPreacher Jesse]] gives one when laying out his mission statement to Tulip and Cassidy as they're preparing to [[HaveYouSeenMyGod go in search of God]]:
--> "If he needs our help, we'll give it to him. If not... well, [[RageAgainstTheHeavens then we'll kick his ass.]]"
27th Jul '16 11:19:24 AM Metallix
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* ''Series/{{Heroes}}'':
** Sylar, being the shows primary antagonist is no stranger to them.
-->'''Sylar''': You'll get bored, after like a hundred years of trying to off me, watching all your loved ones drop like flies. You may eventually come to forgive me. Maybe you'll even love me.\\
'''Claire''': I'll keep trying to kill you - for the rest of my life.\\
'''Sylar''': Well, everybody needs a hobby.
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