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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr0sdu3uJFg The Winglet]] gives us what is perhaps the ULTIMATE CROSSOVER between ''[=TF2=]'' and ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}''! Overall containing equal parts of Awesome and [[Funny/TeamFortress2 Funny]] moments.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jr0sdu3uJFg The Winglet]] Creator/TheWinglet gives us what is perhaps the ULTIMATE CROSSOVER between ''[=TF2=]'' and ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}''! Overall containing equal parts of Awesome and [[Funny/TeamFortress2 Funny]] moments.

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** The Pyro's moment is brief, but sweet. Upon overhearing the Classic Scout and Classic Soldier trying to [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere cut and run]] with the intention of (likely) [[FriendToAllChildren harming orphans,]] it ambushes and slaughters them in the dark;
--->'''Classic Scout:''' What would you give right now to go back and do it over? Do it ''right'' this time, follow our dream. (''...'') Think about it. That old safehouse in Newark? We clear those grenade crates out...it'd make one ''hell'' of an orphanage, wouldn't it?\\

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** The Pyro's moment is brief, but sweet. Upon They go off on their own, and upon overhearing the Classic Scout and Classic Soldier trying to [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere cut and run]] with the intention of (likely) [[FriendToAllChildren harming orphans,]] it ambushes running an orphanage that harms children]], they ambush and slaughters them slaughter the villainous duo in the dark;
dark, [[MatchlightDangerRevelation complete with an]] ''[[MatchlightDangerRevelation incredibly]]'' [[MatchlightDangerRevelation cool reveal]]:
--->'''Classic Scout:''' What would you give right now to go back and do it over? Do it ''right'' this time, follow our dream. (''...'') Think about it. That old safehouse in Newark? We clear those grenade crates out...out, it'd make one ''hell'' of an orphanage, wouldn't it?\\



'''Classic Scout:''' (''pats him on the shoulder'') Let's do this. [[BaitTheDog We are going to have an endless supply of free kids to...]] (''suddenly realises something'') [[ExplainExplainOhCrap ...Ross, why are you covered in gasoline?]]\\
(''[[MatchlightDangerRevelation Click]]'')\\
(''[[DeathByLookingUp the two look up]] to see [[HumanoidAbomination the Pyro]], flamethrower lit, [[DeathGlare staring down at them from the rafters above]]'')

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'''Classic Scout:''' (''pats him on the shoulder'') Let's do this. [[BaitTheDog We are going to have an endless supply of free kids to...]] (''suddenly realises something'') [[ExplainExplainOhCrap ...Ross, why are you covered in gasoline?]]\\
(''[[MatchlightDangerRevelation Click]]'')\\
gasoline?]] (''click'')\\
(''[[DeathByLookingUp the two look up]] to see [[HumanoidAbomination the Pyro]], flamethrower lit, lit and [[DeathGlare staring down at them from the rafters above]]'')

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** Sniper's ''awesome'' BadassBoast after he gets revived and sets things straight with Medic. He then also disappears right under the nose of Classic Heavy, presumably to wreak havoc the next time he appears.

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** Sniper's ''awesome'' BadassBoast after he gets revived and revived, sets things straight with Medic.Medic, and receives the approval of his deceased adoptive parents to come back from Heaven and stop his killers. He then also disappears right under the nose of Classic Heavy, presumably to wreak havoc the next time he appears.



'''Medic''': (''holds up an IV line as he explains'') It means you hallucinated before brain death, mein freund. I injected a blue whale's pineal gland directly into your brain stem.\\
'''Sniper''': Nah, mate. (''smirks confidently'') It means I'm ''the most dangerous bloody man'' on this island. I ''know'' what's waitin' for me when I kark it. I ain't afraid to die... 'cept not just yet. Bein' dead's the longest holiday I ever took. [[ButForMeItWasTuesday Time to get back to work]].

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'''Medic''': (''holds up an IV line as he explains'') [[DoingInTheWizard It means you hallucinated before brain death, mein freund.freund]]. I injected a blue whale's pineal gland directly into your brain stem.\\
'''Sniper''': Nah, mate. (''smirks confidently'') with absolute confidence'') It means I'm ''the most dangerous bloody man'' on this island. I ''know'' what's waitin' for me when I kark it. I ain't afraid to die... 'cept not just yet. [[ButForMeItWasTuesday Bein' dead's the longest holiday I ever took. [[ButForMeItWasTuesday Time to get back to work]].

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** The Heavy's glorious scene at the end: ''"[[BadassBoast HAHAHAHAA, I AM BOOLLET-PROOOOOF]]!!"''

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** The Heavy's glorious scene at the end: ''"[[BadassBoast HAHAHAHAA, AAHAHAHAHA! I AM BOOLLET-PROOOOOF]]!!"''BOOLLET-PROOOOOF!]]"''



* [[CreepyAwesome Pyro]] gets one in "Meet the Pyro" by just plain intimidating ''The Heavy.''
-->"I fear no man. But that... ''thing''. It scares me."
** The whole opening sequence shows that ''his entire team is afraid of him.''
** It may be influenced by the fact that the Pyro is so insane that he doesn't know what he's doing. But you have to admit, Pyro ''annihilated'' the BLU team. And scared them ''shitless'' while doing it.
** There’s just something badass about the Pyro casually whistling “Do You Believe in Magic?” as he [[UnflinchingWalk calmly walks away from the burning wreckage]] into the sunset.

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* [[CreepyAwesome Pyro]] gets one in "Meet the Pyro" by just plain intimidating ''The ''the Heavy.''
-->"I -->'''Heavy:''' I fear no man. But that... ''thing''. [[HumanoidAbomination that...]] '''[[HumanoidAbomination thing?]]''' It scares me."
''scares'' me.
** The whole opening sequence shows that ''his ''their own entire team is afraid terrified of him.them.''
** It may be influenced by the fact that the Pyro is so insane that he doesn't they don't know what he's they're doing. But you have to admit, Pyro ''annihilated'' the BLU team. [[TheDreaded And scared them ''shitless'' them]] ''[[TheDreaded shitless]]'' [[TheDreaded while doing it.
it]].
** There’s just something so badass about the Pyro casually whistling [[Music/TheLovinSpoonful “Do You Believe in Magic?” Magic?”]] in minor key as he they [[UnflinchingWalk calmly walks away from casually walk off into the sunset]], leaving behind the burning wreckage]] into wreckage of an entire town littered with the sunset.dismembered corpses of the BLU team. Especially so when a nearby building collapses right next to them and [[ButForMeItWasTuesday they barely even react]].
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9hSQtbv15I Pootispunk 2007.]] ''Holy Shit.'' Exactly based on the E3 VideoGame/CyberPunk2077 2018 trailer, there are over hundreds of references based on this game (And all the problems). Examples include Kazotsky Kick, Australium cosmetics, TF2 bots plaguing the game, "Scunt", and many more. You can't deny that a lot of efforts were put into it to make it as similar as possible to the original.

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9hSQtbv15I Pootispunk 2007.]] ''Holy Shit.'' Exactly based on the E3 VideoGame/CyberPunk2077 2018 trailer, there are over hundreds of references based on this game (And all the problems). Examples include Kazotsky Kick, Australium cosmetics, TF2 [=TF2=] bots plaguing the game, "Scunt", and many more. You can't deny that a lot of efforts were put into it to make it as similar as possible to the original.
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* Lunar Scythe, a [=YouTuber=] well-known for his Merasmus impressions in fan animations and charity prank calls, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibLQU_mJOgg got to talk to Nolan North himself]] using his Merasmus voice. Their voices are ''completely identical'' to each other, and Nolan himself was utterly gobsmacked at how good his impression was.
--> '''Nolan:''' I'm hanging up on you, you're too good at that.

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** Following that, [[SpearCounterpart Heavy]] shows up, both instantly take a liking to each other, then finishing off the match by [[TheBigDamnKiss kissing]].

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** Following that, [[SpearCounterpart Heavy]] shows up, but instead of an epic battle, we get a full on SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoment, as both Russian combatants instantly take a liking to each other, then finishing off and ultimately decide to give up on the match by [[TheBigDamnKiss kissing]].match, ending it in a draw with the two having a BigDamnKiss.



* Anyone up for round 2? If so, then The Winglet is more than happy to oblige, with a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQomlr61Bdc second episode of Overwatch vs. TF2]]! Both [[CoolVsAwesome awesomeness]] and [[HilarityEnsues hilarity]] are guaranteed here, with the Overwatch players battling TF2 Team in reversed roles for the Payload round!

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* Anyone up for round 2? If so, then The Winglet is more than happy to oblige, with a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQomlr61Bdc second episode of Overwatch vs. TF2]]! Both [[CoolVsAwesome awesomeness]] and [[HilarityEnsues hilarity]] are guaranteed here, with the Overwatch players battling TF2 taking on ''[=TF2=]'''s BLU Team in reversed roles for the Payload round!



** The battle opens up with a quick but cool aerial fight, with Pharah gladly repaying Soldier with some payback for dunking her in the first match, Genji slashing a Scout out of the sky, and Sniper proceeding to snipe both him AND Mercy from the air right after... as the team's Winston and D.Va QUICKLY make short work of him in retaliation.

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** The battle opens up with a quick but cool aerial fight, with Pharah gladly repaying Soldier with some payback for dunking her in the first match, Genji slashing a Scout out of the sky, and Sniper proceeding to snipe both him AND Mercy from the air right after... as the team's Winston and D.Va QUICKLY are more than quick to make short work of him in retaliation.retaliation.
** A poor Scout ends up on the receiving end of a full blown team combo, with Junkrat, [=McCree=], Brigitte, Roadhog, Doomfist, Widowmaker, AND Reinhardt all laying it out on him one by one.
** Meanwhile, Spy, after sapping Zenyatta, attempts to drop a backstab on Brigitte... Only to [[SoMuchForStealth step on a tin can]], quickly getting her attention as she straight up pummels him straight into space!
** After that, Wrecking Ball proceeds to demolish an entire Sentry nest in one fell swoop, with Lúcio quickly blasting the witnessing Engineer off a cliff, followed by a Pyro airblasting him off a cliff as they then proceed to quickly take down an attacking Mei.
** Reinhardt and a Demoknight end up clashing in a hammer to sword lock. Who wins? Demoknight, after pulling the Grenade Launcher on him at point blank range. He then proceeds to call in an ARMY of Scouts to rush the opposing team, going to join them... Only for Sombra to hack his gear, quickly leading to him crashing face first into a wall.
** While Bastion and Orisa put their work into taking on the Scout army, an opposing Medic and Heavy come in... leading to Ganymede and Archimedes taking quick notice of each other, getting into a bird brawl that Archimedes manages to win... before getting stepped on by a rushing Heavy.
** After Spy managed to sap Orisa, and a humorous AntiClimax encounter with Reaper, Heavy ends up seeing his Medic pulled away and killed by Roadhog, leading to a brute force brawl between the two that devolves to a full on fist fight. And when it seems that Roadhog is about to win (Albeit losing an edge after Lúcio stole Ashe's support shot meant for him), Heavy manages to turn the tides to his winning favor with a PunchCatch, and outright breaks Roadhog's neck on a cliff, with [[HoistByHisOwnPetard his own hook and chain no less]]!
*** Though he doesn't make it a pure victory... as Wrecking Ball proceeds to send Heavy falling from the hook right after Roadhog's defeat.
** At the end, Ashe and her companion B.O.B. are left remaining... And B.O.B. proceeds to ANNIHILATE the entire BLU team with a FoeTossingCharge that takes out EVERYONE in a matter of a few slow-motion seconds. And in response, a Heavy and Medic duo decide to reenact the iconic train-stopping scene from the famous ''End of the Line'' animation in order to stop him... And they manage to bring him to a complete halt! ...Until B.O.B. just grabs him, throwing him (And Medic shortly after) away like they're nothing.
** The battle suddenly seems to be over in BLU Team's favor when Spy (Disguised as Ashe) manages to backstab B.O.B., and shoots Ashe's rifle out of her hand, declaring victory for his team... only for Ashe to remind Spy that during that entire time, [[SomethingWeForgot the BLU Team forgot to move the Payload]] with it still being at the start of the map, Spy dropping a PrecisionFStrike at the realization BLU Team effectively lost. That's right, Overwatch took the win for Round 2, though not without plenty of respect for both games much like the first episode.
** Though it's not a total loss for BLU Team, as a BLU Engineer managed to get the Play of the Game for the round. How? After being killed by Junkrat's bear trap, his sentry managed to kill four enemies in a row after his death ([[OffScreenMomentOfAwesome Albeit with the camera focusing on his body sliding off the cliff]].)
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* Anyone up for round 2? If so, then The Winglet is more than happy to oblige, with a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQomlr61Bdc second episode of Overwatch vs. TF2]]! Both [[CoolVsAwesome awesomeness]] and [[HilarityEnsues hilarity]] are guaranteed here, with the Overwatch players battling TF2 Team in reversed roles for the Payload round!
** After a lengthy buildup, the Overwatch squad is... rather confused when a squad of Spycrabs suddenly come out of the main entrance instead of the usual offensive team... only for it to be revealed as a distraction, as the real team comes in from the side entrance, guns blazing!
** The battle opens up with a quick but cool aerial fight, with Pharah gladly repaying Soldier with some payback for dunking her in the first match, Genji slashing a Scout out of the sky, and Sniper proceeding to snipe both him AND Mercy from the air right after... as the team's Winston and D.Va QUICKLY make short work of him in retaliation.


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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuhmtA7Egp8 TO DEFEAT A MASTER!]], a half hour animation by Hoovy Tube, in which three new players find themselves up against an expert [=P2P=](Pay to Play) player. While one of them, a Heavy, rallies the other two up to take down the expert, a Free to Play Sniper on the opposing team supports them [[BetrayalByInaction by not contributing to]] the [=P2P=] player in their egotistical exploits. After several battles against the expert, the animation culminates in a climax with [[spoiler:the trio clashing against the expert who resorted to using an aimbot cheat device to take them down. The trio successfully defeat him, and the enemy team, while they did lose the match, goes to report their own cheating teammate which leads to Gaben himself appearing to banish him.]]
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** The end of the Demoman's video. He spends the video yelling about how dangerous his job is (''"One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch! And KABLOOIE!"''), getting drunk, and delivering lines like "I'm a black Scottish cyclops!" We see him prepping a bunch of stickybombs for a big team of enemies, while his interview self delivers this line on top of the sequence: "So, t'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure, prancin' aboot with yer heads fulla eyeballs! Come and get me I say! I'll be waitin' for ya with a whiff of the ol' brimstone! I'm a grim bloody fable, with an unhappy, bloody end!" *the enemy team passes through the door, and the Heavy [[OhCrap sees the bombs]] as the Demoman waves at him* *mass stickybomb explosion, gibbing the entire enemy team* "Oh, they're goin' ta have to glue yew back together. IN HELL!" And he says this while pieces of the BLU team [[LudicrousGibs rain down]] ''on his head''.

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** The end of the Demoman's video. He spends the video yelling about how dangerous his job is (''"One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch! And KABLOOIE!"''), getting drunk, and delivering lines like "I'm a black Scottish cyclops!" We see him prepping a bunch of stickybombs for a big team of enemies, while his interview self delivers this line on top of the sequence: "So, t'all you fine dandies so proud, so cocksure, prancin' aboot with yer heads fulla eyeballs! [[BringIt Come and get me I say! say]]! I'll be waitin' for ya with a whiff of the ol' brimstone! [[BadassBoast I'm a grim bloody fable, with an unhappy, bloody end!" end]]!" *the enemy team passes through the door, and the Heavy [[OhCrap sees the bombs]] as the Demoman waves at him* *mass stickybomb explosion, gibbing the entire enemy team* "Oh, they're goin' ta have to glue yew back together. IN HELL!" And he says this while pieces of the BLU team [[LudicrousGibs rain down]] ''on his head''.

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** For newer players, the first Intel you successfully bring back could feel like this — particularly if you're playing an oddball class like a Heavy ("Not usually ''my'' job, but... heh heh.") or Medic ("How embarrassing, they let a man of science escape with their papers!").
** Try airblasting an arrow. It's hard, between the arrow's speed, the game's hit detection, and the tendency of Huntsmen snipers to peek around corners and give you very little time to react. Now try airblasting the arrow and actually score a headshot with it on the Sniper that shot it at you. Kick. Ass.

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** For newer players, the first Intel you successfully bring back could feel like this — particularly if the class you're playing as isn't normally an oddball class like a ideal choice for bringing back enemy Intel, such as the Heavy ("Not or Medic. These two may even {{lampshade|Hanging}} it if you manage to pull off such a feat.
--->'''Heavy''': Not
usually ''my'' my job, but... heh heh.") or Medic ("How embarrassing, they eheheh.
--->'''Medic''': How embarrassing. Zey
let a man of science escape with their papers!").
ze papers!
** Try airblasting an arrow. It's hard, between the arrow's speed, the game's hit detection, and the tendency of Huntsmen Huntsman snipers to peek around corners and give you very little time to react. Now try airblasting the arrow and actually score a headshot with it on the Sniper that shot it at you. Kick. Ass.
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9hSQtbv15I Pootispunk 2007.]] ''Holy Shit.'' Exactly based on the E3 VideoGame/CyberPunk2077 2018 trailer, there are over hundreds of references based on this game (And all the problems). Examples include Kazotsky Kick, Australium cosmetics, TF2 bots plaguing the game, "Scunt", and many more. You can't deny that a lot of efforts were put into it to make it as similar as possible to the original.
** Double points for also referencing {{Kitty0706}}'s Team Fabulous 2 in the end.
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** Scout killing Soldier 76 with the handle of his Scattergun.

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** Scout killing taking out Soldier 76 with using the handle of his Scattergun.

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** The cover features the Heavy (now named Misha) '''back-dropping''' a bear into a rock, in a homage to ''Superman No.1''.

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** The cover features the Heavy (now named Misha) '''back-dropping''' a -- now given the first name of Misha -- '''suplexing''' an enormous bear into a rock, in a homage to ''Superman No.1''.

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-->'''Saxton Hale''': "Sssshhhh… it can ''smell fear''. It's close. (…) Ah-HA! '''There you are!"'''\\

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-->'''Saxton Hale''': "Sssshhhh… Sssshhhh… it can ''smell fear''. It's close. (…) Ah-HA! '''There you are!"'''\\'''THERE YOU ARE!'''\\



'''Saxton Hale''': "Everybody said 'Don't do it. You can't build a theme park with the deadliest animals on Earth! ''They'll escape!'' Nature finds a way.' Ha ha! '''[[BloodKnight THAT WAS THE WHOLE BLOODY POINT!]]"'''\\

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'''Saxton Hale''': "Everybody said 'Don't Everybody said; "Don't do it. You can't build a theme park with the deadliest animals on Earth! ''They'll escape!'' Nature finds a way.' way". Ha ha! '''[[BloodKnight THAT WAS THE WHOLE BLOODY POINT!]]"'''\\POINT!]]'''\\



--->'''Scout''': (''staring at the yeti in horror'') "[[OhCrap Oh dear God, no...!]]"\\
'''Saxton Hale''': "Don't worry, son. Stick with me! (''prepares to brandish Scout as a weapon'') [[PreAssKickingOneLiner You'll be just]] ''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner fine.]]"''

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--->'''Scout''': (''staring at the yeti in horror'') "[[OhCrap [[OhCrap Oh dear God, no...!]]"\\
!]]\\
'''Saxton Hale''': "Don't Don't worry, son. Stick with me! (''prepares to brandish Scout as a weapon'') [[PreAssKickingOneLiner You'll be just]] ''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner fine.]]"'']]''
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-->'''Saxton Hale''': Sssshhhh… it can ''smell fear''. It's close. (…) Ah-HA! '''There you are!'''\\

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-->'''Saxton Hale''': Sssshhhh… "Sssshhhh… it can ''smell fear''. It's close. (…) Ah-HA! '''There you are!'''\\are!"'''\\



'''Saxton Hale''': Everybody said "Don't do it. You can't build a theme park with the deadliest animals on Earth! ''They'll escape!'' Nature finds a way". Ha ha! '''[[BloodKnight THAT WAS THE WHOLE BLOODY POINT!]]'''\\
(''Saxton leaps off a tall cliff with Scout in tow, nailing a perfect ThreePointLanding in front of the enraged yeti brutalizing Soldier, whom he immediately engages'')

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'''Saxton Hale''': Everybody "Everybody said "Don't 'Don't do it. You can't build a theme park with the deadliest animals on Earth! ''They'll escape!'' Nature finds a way". way.' Ha ha! '''[[BloodKnight THAT WAS THE WHOLE BLOODY POINT!]]'''\\
POINT!]]"'''\\
(''Saxton leaps off a tall cliff with Scout in tow, nailing a perfect ThreePointLanding in front of the enraged yeti brutalizing Soldier, whom he immediately engages'')engages.'')



--->'''Scout''': (''staring at the yeti in horror'') [[OhCrap Oh dear God, no...!]]\\
'''Saxton Hale''': Don't worry, son. Stick with me! (''prepares to brandish Scout as a weapon'') [[PreAssKickingOneLiner You'll be just]] ''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner fine.]]''

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--->'''Scout''': (''staring at the yeti in horror'') [[OhCrap "[[OhCrap Oh dear God, no...!]]\\
!]]"\\
'''Saxton Hale''': Don't "Don't worry, son. Stick with me! (''prepares to brandish Scout as a weapon'') [[PreAssKickingOneLiner You'll be just]] ''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner fine.]]'']]"''

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--> "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe. (''sniff'') Maybe. (''[[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou looks directly]] [[DeathGlare into camera]]'') [[BadassBoast I have yet to meet one that can outsmart]] ''[[BadassBoast bullet.]]''"

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--> "Some --->"Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe. (''sniff'') Maybe. (''[[TheFourthWallWillNotProtectYou looks directly]] [[DeathGlare into camera]]'') [[BadassBoast I have yet to meet one that can outsmart]] ''[[BadassBoast bullet.]]''"



--->'''Welcome to the Internets!'''
--->Fail to understand what 'Private' means on [=YouTube=].

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--->'''Welcome ---->'''Welcome to the Internets!'''
--->Fail
Internets!'''\\
Fail
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---> '''The Scout:''' [=OhmygodOhmygodOHMYGOD=]! My blood! He punched out '''ALL MY BLOOD!'''
---> '''The Soldier:''' [[TemptingFate You call that breaking my spine?]] You [=RED=] team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if <'''''CRACK!'''''> ''AAAAAGGHHHH my spine!!!''"

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---> '''The --->'''The Scout:''' [=OhmygodOhmygodOHMYGOD=]! My blood! He punched out '''ALL MY BLOOD!'''
--->
BLOOD!'''\\
'''The Soldier:''' [[TemptingFate You call that breaking my spine?]] You [=RED=] team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if <'''''CRACK!'''''> ''AAAAAGGHHHH my spine!!!''"spine!!!''"\\



---> '''The Scout:''' "Gimme back my leg bone. <CRUNCH> NO don't hit me with it!"
---> '''The Soldier:''' "Son, you are writing checks your butt will find uncashable! Are you hearing me?! Your backside will be escorted from the bank! You will find this humiliating!"
---> '''The Scout:''' He's like a big shaved bear that hates people!

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---> '''The --->'''The Scout:''' "Gimme back my leg bone. <CRUNCH> NO don't hit me with it!"
--->
it!" \\
'''The Soldier:''' "Son, you are writing checks your butt will find uncashable! Are you hearing me?! Your backside will be escorted from the bank! You will find this humiliating!"
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humiliating!" \\
'''The Scout:''' He's like a big shaved bear that hates people!



---> '''The Heavy:''' Doktor! Are you sure this vill vork?!\\

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---> '''The --->'''The Heavy:''' Doktor! Are you sure this vill vork?!\\



--> [=TF2=] didn't start with a lot of story. There wasn't room for one. But as the updates got more ambitious, we found the perfect way to explore the mercs' world: comics. Over the years, the comics have spawned ancillary characters, then assistants to the ancillary characters. Companies mentioned in passing became global empires three generations old. The game that started as a handful of guys in a desert shooting at each other slowly blossomed into the most labyrinthine story in Valve history.

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--> [=TF2=] -->[=TF2=] didn't start with a lot of story. There wasn't room for one. But as the updates got more ambitious, we found the perfect way to explore the mercs' world: comics. Over the years, the comics have spawned ancillary characters, then assistants to the ancillary characters. Companies mentioned in passing became global empires three generations old. The game that started as a handful of guys in a desert shooting at each other slowly blossomed into the most labyrinthine story in Valve history.



--> '''Engineer:''' I appreciate that you're my employer, and an old man besides... but if you don't take your [[PrecisionFStrike goddamn]] hands off me, [[BewareTheNiceOnes I will break you in HALF]].

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--> '''Engineer:''' -->'''Engineer:''' I appreciate that you're my employer, and an old man besides... but if you don't take your [[PrecisionFStrike goddamn]] hands off me, [[BewareTheNiceOnes I will break you in HALF]].



--> [[http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/001/ape.jpg POSTMAN: By God, you will guard this message with your life and see it safely to:]]

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--> [[http://www.-->[[http://www.teamfortress.com/images/posts/001/ape.jpg POSTMAN: By God, you will guard this message with your life and see it safely to:]]



--> '''[[SayMyName HALE!]]''' ([[GloveSnap snaps on her]] FingerlessGloves) [[BringIt I haven't got all day.]]

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--> '''[[SayMyName --->'''[[SayMyName HALE!]]''' ([[GloveSnap snaps on her]] FingerlessGloves) [[BringIt I haven't got all day.]]



-->'''Soldier''': [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness That... that's enough, Pyro.]] You're launching bone shards everywhere. [[MoodWhiplash Some of us are naked, here.]]

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-->'''Soldier''': --->'''Soldier''': [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness That... that's enough, Pyro.]] You're launching bone shards everywhere. [[MoodWhiplash Some of us are naked, here.]]



--> '''The Heavy/Misha:''' I see. You... But you probably did not make them suffer.
--> '''Zhanna:''' Oh, Misha, we did, I promise you.
--> '''The Heavy/Misha:''' You are just saying this.
--> '''Zhanna:''' No, I swear! We butchered them like hogs. Their screams died on their lips.

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--> '''The -->'''The Heavy/Misha:''' I see. You... But you probably did not make them suffer.
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suffer.\\
'''Zhanna:''' Oh, Misha, we did, I promise you.
-->
you.\\
'''The Heavy/Misha:''' You are just saying this.
-->
this.\\
'''Zhanna:''' No, I swear! We butchered them like hogs. Their screams died on their lips.



---> '''Spy:''' If you are hiding a shovel, rinse it off and give it to me. [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge I could use a weapon.]]

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---> '''Spy:''' --->'''Spy:''' If you are hiding a shovel, rinse it off and give it to me. [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge I could use a weapon.]]



-->'''Saxton Hale''': Sssshhhh… it can ''smell fear''. It's close. (…) Ah-HA! '''There you are!''' (''picks up Scout, [[ThereWasADoor smashes his way through a wall,]] and runs him through the jungle, swinging on vines and hopping across the backs of crocodiles in a river and through a high-voltage fence'') Everybody said "Don't do it. You can't build a theme park with the deadliest animals on Earth! ''They'll escape!'' Nature finds a way". Ha ha! '''[[BloodKnight THAT WAS THE WHOLE BLOODY POINT!]]''' (''Saxton leaps off a tall cliff with Scout in tow, nailing a perfect ThreePointLanding in front of the enraged yeti brutalising Soldier, whom he immediately engages'')

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-->'''Saxton Hale''': Sssshhhh… it can ''smell fear''. It's close. (…) Ah-HA! '''There you are!''' (''picks are!'''\\
(''Saxton picks
up Scout, [[ThereWasADoor smashes his way through a wall,]] and runs him through the jungle, swinging on vines and hopping across the backs of crocodiles in a river and through a high-voltage fence'') fence'')\\
'''Saxton Hale''':
Everybody said "Don't do it. You can't build a theme park with the deadliest animals on Earth! ''They'll escape!'' Nature finds a way". Ha ha! '''[[BloodKnight THAT WAS THE WHOLE BLOODY POINT!]]''' POINT!]]'''\\
(''Saxton leaps off a tall cliff with Scout in tow, nailing a perfect ThreePointLanding in front of the enraged yeti brutalising brutalizing Soldier, whom he immediately engages'')



-->'''Scout''': (''staring at the yeti in horror'') [[OhCrap Oh dear God, no...!]]
-->'''Saxton Hale''': Don't worry, son. Stick with me! (''prepares to brandish Scout as a weapon'') [[PreAssKickingOneLiner You'll be just]] ''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner fine.]]''

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-->'''Scout''': --->'''Scout''': (''staring at the yeti in horror'') [[OhCrap Oh dear God, no...!]]
-->'''Saxton
!]]\\
'''Saxton
Hale''': Don't worry, son. Stick with me! (''prepares to brandish Scout as a weapon'') [[PreAssKickingOneLiner You'll be just]] ''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner fine.]]''



--->'''Scout:''' UNFAIR.

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--->'''Scout:''' ---->'''Scout:''' UNFAIR.



---> ''Medic:'' '''I healed the man who will kill you.'''

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---> ''Medic:'' --->''Medic:'' '''I healed the man who will kill you.'''



--> "Go to hell! ''And tell the Devil I'm coming for him next!''"
--> "Thus begins my thousand-year reign of blood!"
--> "If you were huntin' trouble, lad, ya found it."
--> "Lot of good that soldier trainin' did ya; [[DrunkenMaster I'm drunk!]]"
--> "''Dominated! [[Film/{{Highlander}} I feel everything! I know everything!]]''"

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--> "Go -->"Go to hell! ''And tell the Devil I'm coming for him next!''"
-->
next!''"\\
"Thus begins my thousand-year reign of blood!"
-->
blood!"\\
"If you were huntin' trouble, lad, ya found it."
-->
"\\
"Lot of good that soldier trainin' did ya; [[DrunkenMaster I'm drunk!]]"
-->
drunk!]]"\\
"''Dominated! [[Film/{{Highlander}} I feel everything! I know everything!]]''"



--->[[http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/d/d0/Heavy_specialcompleted03.wav "More rubble, less trouble!"]]

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--->[[http://wiki.---->[[http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/d/d0/Heavy_specialcompleted03.wav "More rubble, less trouble!"]]



--> '''[=BloodRed=]:''' "Oh wow."
--> '''[=MyNameIsMud=]:''' "Damn, Gravy. Leave some for the rest of us."

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--> '''[=BloodRed=]:''' --->'''[=BloodRed=]:''' "Oh wow."
-->
"\\
'''[=MyNameIsMud=]:''' "Damn, Gravy. Leave some for the rest of us."



--> '''Matchgrade:''' "Shit! I didn't even see anybody!"
--> '''[=MyNameIsMud=]:''' "Gravy got all of them."

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--> '''Matchgrade:''' --->'''Matchgrade:''' "Shit! I didn't even see anybody!"
-->
anybody!"\\
'''[=MyNameIsMud=]:''' "Gravy got all of them."
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-->'''Modern Medic:''' Please. I am a ''doctor''. You will not die on my table. [[BadassBoast I'll just kill you here.]]
-->(''The Modern Medic slashes Classic Heavy across the face with the Ubersaw'')
-->'''Classic Heavy:''' AGH! What... what the hell... what the hell did you just do?
-->'''Modern Medic:''' Here. Let me show you. ''[The Modern Medic then stabs Classic Heavy in the abdomen with his Ubersaw.]''

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-->'''Modern --->'''Modern Medic:''' Please. I am a ''doctor''. You will not die on my table. [[BadassBoast I'll just kill you here.]]
-->(''The
]]\\
(''The
Modern Medic slashes Classic Heavy across the face with the Ubersaw'')
-->'''Classic
Ubersaw'')\\
'''Classic
Heavy:''' AGH! What... what the hell... what the hell did you just do?
-->'''Modern
do?\\
'''Modern
Medic:''' Here. Let me show you. ''[The Modern Medic then stabs Classic Heavy in the abdomen with his Ubersaw.]''



-->'''Modern Heavy:''' You... you killed Doctor. [[BerserkButton YOU...]] ''[[ItsPersonal ...KILLED...]]'' '''''[[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown ...DOCTOR!]]'''''

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-->'''Modern --->'''Modern Heavy:''' You... you killed Doctor. [[BerserkButton YOU...]] ''[[ItsPersonal ...KILLED...]]'' '''''[[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown ...DOCTOR!]]'''''



-->'''Modern Medic:''' So... who's ready to be a mother?

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-->'''Modern --->'''Modern Medic:''' So... who's ready to be a mother?



-->'''Classic Scout:''' What would you give right now to go back and do it over? Do it ''right'' this time, follow our dream. (''...'') Think about it. That old safehouse in Newark? We clear those grenade crates out...it'd make one ''hell'' of an orphanage, wouldn't it?
-->'''Classic Soldier:''' Greg, are we doing this?
-->'''Classic Scout:''' (''pats him on the shoulder'') Let's do this. [[BaitTheDog We are going to have an endless supply of free kids to...]] (''suddenly realises something'') [[ExplainExplainOhCrap ...Ross, why are you covered in gasoline?]]
-->(''[[MatchlightDangerRevelation Click]]'')
-->(''[[DeathByLookingUp the two look up]] to see [[HumanoidAbomination the Pyro]], flamethrower lit, [[DeathGlare staring down at them from the rafters above]]'')

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-->'''Classic --->'''Classic Scout:''' What would you give right now to go back and do it over? Do it ''right'' this time, follow our dream. (''...'') Think about it. That old safehouse in Newark? We clear those grenade crates out...it'd make one ''hell'' of an orphanage, wouldn't it?
-->'''Classic
it?\\
'''Classic
Soldier:''' Greg, are we doing this?
-->'''Classic
this?\\
'''Classic
Scout:''' (''pats him on the shoulder'') Let's do this. [[BaitTheDog We are going to have an endless supply of free kids to...]] (''suddenly realises something'') [[ExplainExplainOhCrap ...Ross, why are you covered in gasoline?]]
-->(''[[MatchlightDangerRevelation Click]]'')
-->(''[[DeathByLookingUp
gasoline?]]\\
(''[[MatchlightDangerRevelation Click]]'')\\
(''[[DeathByLookingUp
the two look up]] to see [[HumanoidAbomination the Pyro]], flamethrower lit, [[DeathGlare staring down at them from the rafters above]]'')



-->'''Miss Pauling:''' '''''[[http://media.steampowered.com/apps/tf2/tf06_thenakedandthedead/images/comic/1024x768/256.png?v=2 We're Team Fortress.]]''''' '''''And you're DEAD.'''''

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-->'''Miss --->'''Miss Pauling:''' '''''[[http://media.steampowered.com/apps/tf2/tf06_thenakedandthedead/images/comic/1024x768/256.png?v=2 We're Team Fortress.]]''''' '''''And you're DEAD.'''''



-->'''Miss Pauling:''' (''to Spy'') Nice. I managed to get the whole speech out before he died, this time.
-->'''Spy:''' [[SoProudOfYou You're getting very good at saying horrible things to dying men, Miss Pauling.]]

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-->'''Miss --->'''Miss Pauling:''' (''to Spy'') Nice. I managed to get the whole speech out before he died, this time. \n-->'''Spy:''' \\
'''Spy:'''
[[SoProudOfYou You're getting very good at saying horrible things to dying men, Miss Pauling.]]



* Scout dies and Spy confesses to being his father. After a brief few pages of Scout in Heaven, we head back to Earth. Sniper is wondering if they should bury Scout—
--> '''Spy:''' If you are hiding a shovel, rinse it off and give it to me. [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge I could use a weapon.]]
* The Administrator uses up all her remaining Australium in one go. [[http://www.teamfortress.com/tf06_thenakedandthedead/#f=273 Wow.]]
-->"But you're right. It's over. And if I'm going to call an end to all of it... well... Well. Why not look my best?"
* There's just something so insanely awesome/funny about Scout's Heaven consisting of a God who happens to be a massive fanboy for him, (at least acting, maybe real, who knows?), to the point where he threatens to '''''DESTROY THE WORLD BECAUSE SCOUT IS STILL A VIRGIN, THUS DIDN'T SLEEP WITH ENOUGH WOMEN YET.''''' It's the appropriate amount of hilarity and awesomeness we come to expect from Valve, and then some.

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* ** Scout dies and Spy confesses to being his father. After a brief few pages of Scout in Heaven, we head back to Earth. Sniper is wondering if they should bury Scout—
--> ---> '''Spy:''' If you are hiding a shovel, rinse it off and give it to me. [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge I could use a weapon.]]
* ** The Administrator uses up all her remaining Australium in one go. [[http://www.teamfortress.com/tf06_thenakedandthedead/#f=273 Wow.]]
-->"But --->"But you're right. It's over. And if I'm going to call an end to all of it... well... Well. Why not look my best?"
* ** There's just something so insanely awesome/funny about Scout's Heaven consisting of a God who happens to be a massive fanboy for him, (at least acting, maybe real, who knows?), to the point where he threatens to '''''DESTROY THE WORLD BECAUSE SCOUT IS STILL A VIRGIN, THUS DIDN'T SLEEP WITH ENOUGH WOMEN YET.''''' It's the appropriate amount of hilarity and awesomeness we come to expect from Valve, and then some.
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Hey you, just because it's an AffectionateParody of ''Franchise/JamesBond'' doesn't mean you can't be just as badass as the man himself every once in a while!

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Hey you, just because it's an AffectionateParody of ''Franchise/JamesBond'' doesn't mean you can't be just as badass as the man 007 himself every once in a while!
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Hey you, just because it's an AffectionateParody of ''Franchise/JamesBond'' doesn't mean you can't be just as badass as the man himself every once in a while.

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Hey you, just because it's an AffectionateParody of ''Franchise/JamesBond'' doesn't mean you can't be just as badass as the man himself every once in a while.
while!
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Hey you, just because it's an AffectionateParody of ''Franchise/JamesBond'' doesn't mean you can't be just as badass as the man kicks every ass once in a while.

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Hey you, just because it's an AffectionateParody of ''Franchise/JamesBond'' doesn't mean you can't be just as badass as the man kicks himself every ass once in a while.
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** When Miss Pauling finally meets a dying Gray Mann face to face, Gray urges her to stop the Administrator's plans at all costs. In response, Pauling delivers a powerful speech about why she won't follow Gray's demands (The moment is undercut because he died before she finished, but only slightly):

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** When Miss Pauling finally meets a dying Gray Mann face to face, Gray urges her to stop the Administrator's plans at all costs. In response, Pauling delivers a powerful speech about why she won't follow Gray's demands (The demands. The moment is undercut because he died before she finished, but only slightly):slightly:
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** When Miss Pauling finally meets a dying Gray Mann face to face, Gray urges her to stop the Administrator's plans at all costs. In response, Pauling delivers a powerful speech about her loyalty to the Administrator (The moment is undercut because he died before she finished, but only slightly):

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** When Miss Pauling finally meets a dying Gray Mann face to face, Gray urges her to stop the Administrator's plans at all costs. In response, Pauling delivers a powerful speech about her loyalty to the Administrator why she won't follow Gray's demands (The moment is undercut because he died before she finished, but only slightly):
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** Medic revives a close ally and his pet bird within minutes of each other using methods that had ''no business'' working considering the extent of the injury compared to the method of treatment.

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** Medic revives a close ally and his pet bird within minutes of each other using methods that had ''no business'' working working, considering the extent of the injury compared to the method of treatment.his methods.



-->'''Sniper''': So it was ''real'', then. Me Mum and Dad, they're... d'yer know what this means?
-->'''Medic''': (''holds up an IV line as he explains'') It means you hallucinated before brain death, mein freund. I injected a blue whale's pineal gland directly into your brain stem.
-->'''Sniper''': Nah, mate. (''smirks confidently'') It means I'm ''the most dangerous bloody man'' on this island. I ''know'' what's waitin' for me when I kark it. I ain't afraid to die... 'cept not just yet. Bein' dead's the longest holiday I ever took. [[ButForMeItWasTuesday Time to get back to work]].

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-->'''Sniper''': --->'''Sniper''': So it was ''real'', then. Me Mum and Dad, they're... d'yer know what this means?
-->'''Medic''':
means?\\
'''Medic''':
(''holds up an IV line as he explains'') It means you hallucinated before brain death, mein freund. I injected a blue whale's pineal gland directly into your brain stem. \n-->'''Sniper''': \\
'''Sniper''':
Nah, mate. (''smirks confidently'') It means I'm ''the most dangerous bloody man'' on this island. I ''know'' what's waitin' for me when I kark it. I ain't afraid to die... 'cept not just yet. Bein' dead's the longest holiday I ever took. [[ButForMeItWasTuesday Time to get back to work]].
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-->"Stop her? Why would I stop her? I've worked for her my whole life. I've lied for her. Framed people for her. Killed people for her. Do you think I'd do all that if I didn't know what she is? What she's capable of? Do you think I'm some kind of stupid pawn here? I know exactly what she could do with that kind of power. And I'll be right there with her when she does it, you old..."

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-->"Stop --->"Stop her? Why would I stop her? I've worked for her my whole life. I've lied for her. Framed people for her. Killed people for her. Do you think I'd do all that if I didn't know what she is? What she's capable of? Do you think I'm some kind of stupid pawn here? I know exactly what she could do with that kind of power. And I'll be right there with her when she does it, you old..."

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* Soldier's [[http://www.teamfortress.com/gravematters/#f=15 small appearance]] in the 2013 Halloween Comic isn't in itself so much awesome as it is funny. What counts as a awesome moment, even a relatively small one? The Soldier actually gives us a good reason why the Mann brothers can't exactly win.

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* Soldier's [[http://www.teamfortress.com/gravematters/#f=15 small appearance]] in the 2013 Halloween Comic isn't in itself so much awesome as it is funny. What counts as a an awesome moment, even a relatively small one? The Soldier actually gives us a good reason why the Mann brothers can't exactly win.win:



** When Miss Pauling finally meets a dying Gray Mann face to face, Gray urges her to stop the Administrator's plans at all costs. In response, Pauling delivers a powerful speech about her loyalty to the Administrator (The moment is undercut because he died before she finished, but only slightly):
-->"Stop her? Why would I stop her? I've worked for her my whole life. I've lied for her. Framed people for her. Killed people for her. Do you think I'd do all that if I didn't know what she is? What she's capable of? Do you think I'm some kind of stupid pawn here? I know exactly what she could do with that kind of power. And I'll be right there with her when she does it, you old..."



* Miss Pauling's speech about the Administrator, to a dying Grey Mann (the moment being only slightly ruined by the fact he died before she'd delivered most of it):
-->"Stop her? Why would I stop her? I've worked for her my whole life. I've lied for her. Framed people for her. Killed people for her. Do you think I'd do all that if I didn't know what she is? What she's capable of? Do you think I'm some kind of stupid pawn here? I know exactly what she could do with that kind of power. And I'll be right there with her when she does it, you old..."
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* In *Team Fabulous 2* reanimated, while all of the animations are no means bad and creative in their own way, the best one has to be the moment when Engineer performed an electric guitar which was animated by Nohat.Suedmane. It is jaw-droppingly awesome in visual and you can clearly see how much hard works have been put through in order to show his admiration for Kitty.

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[[caption-width-right:350:'''''[[ImmuneToBullets I AM BULLETPROOOOOOOOF!!!!!]]''''']]

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[[caption-width-right:350:'''''[[ImmuneToBullets [[caption-width-right:350:'''''[[BadassBoast I AM AM]] [[ImmuneToBullets BULLETPROOOOOOOOF!!!!!]]''''']]
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Hey, just because it's an AffectionateParody of ''Franchise/JamesBond'' doesn't mean you can't be just as badass as the man every once in a while.

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Hey, Hey you, just because it's an AffectionateParody of ''Franchise/JamesBond'' doesn't mean you can't be just as badass as the man kicks every ass once in a while.

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-->'''Sniper''': So it was ''real'', then. Me Mum and Dad, they're... d'yer know what this means?
-->'''Medic''': (''holds up an IV line as he explains'') It means you hallucinated before brain death, mein freund. I injected a blue whale's pineal gland directly into your brain stem.
-->'''Sniper''': Nah, mate. (''smirks confidently'') It means I'm ''the most dangerous bloody man'' on this island. I ''know'' what's waitin' for me when I kark it. I ain't afraid to die... 'cept not just yet. Bein' dead's the longest holiday I ever took. [[ButForMeItWasTuesday Time to get back to work]].



-->''[The Modern Medic slashes Classic Heavy in the face with the Ubersaw.]''

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-->''[The -->(''The Modern Medic slashes Classic Heavy in across the face with the Ubersaw.]''Ubersaw'')
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** The ending shot. Six men standing back to back, surrounded by scrap of all the robots that have fallen before them.

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